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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!
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Ep. 281 Talk to Me: “The Tale of How Ketryn Goddamn Told Ya So!”

Kim tells Ket about the critically acclaimed Talk to Me. The girls would ALSO like to add to the acclaim! It’s not often a movie lives up to the hype. We learn that Kim is a Mia and Ket is a Jade… but also Sue. So, Ket is Kim’s best friend AND Mom which, honestly, checks out. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Talk to Me. Dir. Danny Philippou, Michael Philippou Writers Danny Philippou, Bill Hinzman, Daley Pearson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus c...

Jan 03, 20242 hr 26 min

Ep. 280 The Advent Calendar: “The Tale of Pump it and Dump it”

Ket tells Kim about the fantastic final Patreon pick of the year, The Advent Calendar. Join the girls' Patreon to participate in all their polls and more for 2024! (That rhymed, so now you have to do it - them’s the rules!) We close out the year by learning Kim’s true colors - and Ket’s in trouble should she ever find herself with a haunted advent calendar. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Advent Calendar. Dir. Patrick Ridremont Writer Patrick Ridremont Support the gi...

Dec 27, 20232 hr 37 min

Ep. 279 It’s a Wonderful Knife: “The Tale of Bong Bong Bong”

Kim tells Ket about It’s a Wonderful Knife, as a Christmas present to herself, as well as the beloved Sammies! We meet Myrtle the Murder Angel as well as Mr. SorryIBurped. And make no mistake, the girls are solidly promoting this movie’s “Gay Agenda!” BONG BONG BONG BONG! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in It’s a Wonderful Knife. Dir. Tyler McIntyre Writer Michael Kennedy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstaya...

Dec 20, 20232 hr 16 min

Ep. 278 I Trapped the Devil: “The Tale of Montages with the Devil”

Ket tells Kim about another Patreon Holiday Pick! This one was in a 3 way tie for second place. Ketryn “eeny meeny miney mowed” it and ended up here. Let’s be honest, she kinda wishes she’d meenied instead of mowed it. But what are the holidays, if not a time to question your brother’s sanity and lock the lord of the underworld in the basement? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in I Trapped the Devil. Dir. Josh Lobo Writer Josh Lobo Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet...

Dec 13, 20231 hr 56 min

Ep. 277 Wind Chill: “The Tale of the Ass Psycho”

Kim tells Ket about one of the picks voted on by their patrons, Wind Chill! As of the release of this episode, there is still time to sign up to be a patron and vote on the movie that Ket will tell Kim! Ok, enough plugging. You guys, have you seen how gorgeous Emily Blunt’s eyes are?? Also, this is a PSA, don’t trick girls to get them to go on a road trip with you. You’ll get killed by ghosts. #Facts. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Wind Chill. Dir. Gregory Jacobs Writer...

Dec 06, 20232 hr 24 min

Ep. 276 Cobweb: “The Tale of Daddy Homelander”

Ket tells Kim about the spooky Cobweb, on Hulu, starring two of their faves: Lizzy Caplan and Antony Starr. This movie was clearly called Cobweb for the way it dusty some ole’ cobwebs off Ket’s womb with this little opposite-of-a-creepy-crapbag. We also cover where D’s super hero history school, in which Kim has been enrolled, has yet to cover The Boys and will be facing an audit. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cobweb. Dir. Samuel Bodin Writer Chris Thomas Devlin Suppor...

Nov 29, 20232 hr 15 min

Ep. 275 Thankskilling: “The Tale of ThanksBooing A.K.A. Boosgiving”

Kim tells Ket about the cinematic masterpiece, Thankskilling. The girls, uh… this was a tough one. It made them grateful for a lot of things: never having to watch this again, the movie being over, never having to speak of it again… just lots of gratitude. And booze. This episode required a lot of booze… and booooooos. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Thankskilling. Dir. Jordan Downey Writers Jordan Downey, Brad Schulz, Kevin Stewart, Anthony Wilson, Grant Yaffee Support ...

Nov 22, 20232 hr 49 min

Ep. 274 Kristy: “The Tale of Foil Face and Davey Wayne”

Ket tells Kim about the pre-Thanksgiving thriller, Kristy, starring Ashley Greene and Haley Bennett. Once again, poor sweet Kim is killed by her lack of aquatic prowess. So sad. So tragic. This time it’s Ketryn who gets to add a sound to her reSUme! ‘Tis that of a wee baby raptor. We have no doubt this will come in as handy as Kim’s chainsaw impersonation. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Kristy. Dir. Olly Blackburn Writer Anthony Jaswinski Support the girls on PATREON fo...

Nov 15, 20232 hr 19 min

Ep. 273 Slotherhouse: “The Tale of Sisters Who Hug”

Kim tells Ket about the art house powerhouse, Slotherhouse! Spoiler Alert: Ketryn takes the side of the sloth 100% of the time. The girls coin a new greeting for each other and reminisce about college days, as usual. Most importantly, we’ll learn if the sloth… I mean Ket, will live or die in Slotherhouse. Dir. Matthew Goodhue Writers Bradley Fowler, Cady Lanigan Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discuss...

Nov 08, 20232 hr 19 min

Ep. 272 There’s Something Wrong with the Children: “The Tale of the Return Policy on Children”

Ket tells Kim about There’s Something Wrong with the Children. In honor of “The Fall of The House of Usher”, this film stars Zach Gilford. In honor of pod friends, it also stars the charming and hilarious Carlos Santos of #Gentified. Listen, if the girls have told you once, they’ve told you a trillion times: if your kid is a creepy crapbag, don’t bother trying to uncreep them! Send ‘em back! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in There’s Something Wrong with the Children. Dir. ...

Nov 01, 20232 hr 23 min

Ep. 271 Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers -- “The Tale of the Love Story of Limpus and Michael”

Kim tells Ket about Halloween 4 (1988) and Ketryn has zero idea what timeline we’re in or on. She does know that when swaddling your baby for 10 years, you gotta include the arms and fingies! Otherwise they’re gonna stick them right through someone’s jelly skull. It’s also important to have a safe word. Take it from lovebirds, Loomis and Micheal Myers. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Halloween 4. Dir. Dwight H. Little Writers Dhani Lipsius, Larry Rattner, Benjamin Ruffne...

Oct 25, 20232 hr 31 min

Ep. 270 Ghost Story: “The Tale of How Great Helen is Doing Now”

Ket tells Kim and spooooooky Ghost Story (1981) starring a bunch of really famous old dudes and the positively majestic Alice Krige. As inspired by the Chowder Society Factory, Kim and Ket are imploring their Sammies and patrons to come up with a “Society Factory” for themselves! We also want you to know that Helen lived a great life with her 24 grandkids, no thanks to Don, at ALL! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Ghost Story. Dir. John Irvin Writers Peter Straub, Lawrenc...

Oct 18, 20232 hr 27 min

Ep. 269 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood: “The Tale of Kim and D’s Sex Van”

It’s Friday the 13th this week!! So you know what that means! Kim tells Ket about the 7th installment of Friday the 13th. The girls learn about how and when to light things on fire. They also talk, ad nauseam, about an Ambrosia Salad and its ::checks notes:: awesome… pussy. However, not once do they refer to it as an Ambrosia salad, but only as Waldorf Salad which is completely incorrect. Nevertheless, and most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the 13th Part VII: The New...

Oct 11, 20232 hr 36 min

Ep. 268 Speak No Evil: “The Tale of Being Too Goddamn Polite!”

Ket tells Kim about the talked-about Shudder flick, Speak No Evil. Let us be clear: being polite will get you killed. So, do with that as you will. The girls have completed both of their wedding quests and are ready to take on October. They also occasionally know the correct words to “Country Roads” but not always, and are only mildly clear on their geography of the “Norwegiany” part of the world. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Speak No Evil. Dir. Christian Tafdrup Writ...

Oct 04, 20232 hr 32 min

Ep. 267 Split: “The Tale of Clare the Ballerina”

Kim tells Ket about her boy M. Night’s film Split, starring Ket’s boy, James McAvoy. Between the 12 million weddings the girls are attending, the girls find time to record a pod. We learn the only occupation fit for Clares, according to Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Split. Dir/Writer. M. Night Shyamalan Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay...

Sep 27, 20232 hr 50 min

Ep. 266 The Mummy (1932): “The Tale of Jeff”

Ket tells Kim about The Mummy as the beginning of their journey into the classic Universal Monsters. If this movie is any indicator, two of those monsters are misogyny and racism. Ba-dum CHHHH! Both girls end up quite lost by the end. Just bumbling around the place like The Mummy (that’s only in the movie for 12 seconds). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Mummy. Dir. Karl Freund Writers Nina Wilcox Putnam, Richard Schayer, John L. Balderston Support the girls on PATREO...

Sep 20, 20232 hr 12 min

Ep. 265 Renfield: “The Tale of the Ultimate Meet Cute”

Kim tells Ket about the movie that saved her life on a 37 million hour trek home from Brazil, Renfield, starring our boy, Ic Age, alongside ANOTHER favorite Nick of the pod! This one, of the Hoult variety. Also, don’t worry, the girls nailed down the names of Kim and D’s imaginary dogs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Renfield. Dir. Chris McKay Writers Ryan Ridley, Robert Kirkman, Ava Tramer Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.pat...

Sep 13, 20232 hr 33 min

Ep. 264 Re-Release of Ep. 25 Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet" (featuring new intro!!!)

Kim, Ket AND, most importantly, Arik were all down for the count, healthwise, this week. So the girls took another trip down memory lane and are bringing you a throwback all the way back to episode 25, where we learn who first threatened who with having them replaced with a Ghost Host... Ket tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hotness that is Os...

Sep 06, 20231 hr 57 min

Ep. 263 Don’t Knock Twice: “The Tale of Ding Dong Ditch”

Ket tells Kim about Don’t Knock Twice starring Katie Sackhoff, Lucy Boynton and a gorgeous UK manor. This is the episode we’ll all refer back to as the conception of Jerry the Demon’s new sitcom where he plays the Kramer-like neighbor to Baba Ghanoush. I mean Baba Yaga! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Don’t Knock Twice. Dir. Caradog W. James Writers Mark Huckerrby, Nick Ostler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimand...

Aug 30, 20232 hr 15 min

Patreon Morbid Minisode Preview: From 0101: " Long Day's Journey Into Night"

Have a free listen to the first episode in our new Morbid Minisode series covering From season 1! You can listen to the rest of the season by joining our Patreon at the Sally Hardesty $5 level: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast R...

Aug 27, 202342 min

Ep. 262 Re-Release of Ep. 64 Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler” (WITH NEW 10-MINUTE INTRO!)

While Kim is off galavanting Goddess know where, the girls thought that they would take you on a little trip down memory lane with their 64th episode. A classic, if they do say so themselves… Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea. It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most importantly, we’...

Aug 23, 20231 hr 50 min

Ep. 261 The Seed: “The Tale of Kim Being Really Mad at Ket for Letting an Alien in the House but, you guys, it was CRYING!”

Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, The Seed. Ket learns that she is the amalgamation of all three characters and Kim’s annoyed at all of them. This alien movie feels really apropos seeing as the government just told us there are aliens and we all collectively gave about as many shits as these chicks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Seed. Dir. Sam Walker Writer Sam Walker Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/k...

Aug 16, 20231 hr 54 min

Ep. 260 Demon Seed: “The Tale of Butterfly by Crazy Town”

Ket tells Kim about the Sci-Fi Horror from the not-so-distant future, Demon Seed. Let me tell you, it’s… CRAZY TOWN. We finally learn Kim’s full, legal first name. Many thought it was Kimberly but it’s actually Kimbert. And, have no fear, Ket did figure out how to relate this back to the Barbie movie many a time. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Demon Seed. Dir. Donald Cammell Writers Dean R. Koontz (novel), Robert Jaffe and Roger O. Hirson (screenplay) Support the girls ...

Aug 09, 20232 hr 13 min

Ep. 259 Night of the Demons: “The Tale of the Nap Strategy”

Kim tells Ket about Night of the Demons! (From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night of the Demons.) It’s also week two of some dumbass kids gettin’ up to no good in some demon-y ass mansion. Ket is pretty ready for most of the characters to die almost instantly. But when all else fails, take a nap. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Demons. Dir. Kevin Tenney Writer Joe Augustyn Ket's new Grimoire: https://a.co/d/0XOAJum Support the girl...

Aug 02, 20232 hr 18 min

Ep. 258 Terror Night AKA Bloody Movie: “The Tale of Scooby Doo”

Ket tells Kim about the obscure, unreleased film starring The Skipper AKA Alan Hale Jr. This movie appears to be about an immortal 90 yr old 50 yr old man who is terrorizing the poor man’s Scooby Gang. Excitingly, the girls are still goin’: From Dusk Till Dawn the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terror Night. Dir. Nick Marino, Andre de Toth Writers Kenneth J. Hall, Murray Levy, Nick Marino Ket's new Grimoire: https://a.co/d/0XOAJ...

Jul 26, 20232 hr 2 min

Ep. 257 Birdemic: Shock and Terror: “The Tale of Robots and Friendship”

Kim tells Ket about the absolutely surreal Birdemic: Shock and Terror. The girls are offering a trigger warning to all software salesmen who may find the success of Rod simply too much to take in such a volatile industry. Just remember, you’re worth more than your biggest sale. Also, if you’re waiting for birds… umm… keep waiting. So here we are: From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Dir...

Jul 19, 20232 hr 46 min

Ep. 256 Dead Birds: “The Tale of From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead Birds”

Ket tells Kim about Dead Birds, suggested by Sammie Michael, starring Henry Thomas, Michael Shannon and Patrick Fugit. The girls are still trying to keep this title train going. Let’s see how long it’ll last! Here’s what they do know, these guys do NOT know how to spot haunted stuff and honestly… their empathy can only go so far. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Dead Birds. Dir. Alex Turner Writer Simon Barrett Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus c...

Jul 12, 20232 hr 10 min

Ep. 255 Cabinet of Curiosities - Dreams in the Witch House: “The Tale of the Turkey Piano” with Guy Busick

Ket tells GUY BUSICK about episode 6 of Guillermo del Toro's Netflix series. To accommodate for traveling, Guy steps into the hot seat and embarks on a journey with Jenkins Brown bonin’ down all about town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Guy will live or die in Dreams in the Witch House. Dir. Catherine Hardwicke Writers H.P. Lovecraft, Mika Watkins Presented by Guillermo del Toro Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KK...

Jul 05, 20231 hr 57 min

Ep. 254 Dawn of the Dead (2004): “The Tale of Oingo Boingo”

Kim tells Ket about the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead starring Sarah Polley and Ving Rhames. We went from From Dusk Till DAWN to DAWN of the Dead ! Let’s see how long they keep it going… or how long it takes for them to get bored or forget. Kim would also like to ask for a whiteboard for her birthday, please/thank you. So, call Dr. Collie! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dawn of the Dead. Dir. Zack Snyder Writers George A. Romero, James Gunn Support the girls on PATREO...

Jun 28, 20233 hr 6 min

Ep. 253 From Dusk Till Dawn: “The Tale of ‘You Got Stockholmed, Gurl!’”

Ket tells Kim about the cult classic, From Dusk Till Dawn. So cover your feet, because Quentin’s in the house and he’s looking to exploit some toes and blow a doozy. Juliette Lewis, once again, proves herself to be the Queen of Range. And the 90s prove, once again, to be… problematic. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in From Dusk Till Dawn. Dir. Robert Rodriguez Writers Robert Kurtzman (story) and Quentin Tarantino (screenplay) Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BON...

Jun 21, 20232 hr 34 min
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