Kim tells Ket about another Cronenberg classic, Scanners! The girls quickly realize that the best weapon is the humiliation that comes with shitting one’s pants. Kim introduces us to Baby Ruth’s nephew. And Ketryn finds a new job as a familiar. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Scanners. Dir. David Cronenberg Writer David Cronenberg Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Gro...
Jun 14, 2023•2 hr 5 min
Ket gives Kim the week off and plays a little “Shudder Roulette.” The wheel landed on the Shudder Exclusive, Offseason. Kim starts off by not being able to identify a VERY obvious needle drop during the credits. Unfortunately, the beachy flick was NOT the dose of vitamin D that Ketryn was hoping for, but they DO get a surprise visit from, friend of the pod, Jeremy Gardner! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Offseason. Dir. Mickey Keating Writer Mickey Keating Listen to ...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 44 min
Ket tells Kim about The Woman in Black starring Daniel Radcliffe in what appears to be just a movie that ChatGPT conjured up from the things most likely to be floating around Ketryn’s brain. The girls need you to know that you gotta share your village lore! I mean, unless you need the new guy for a sacrifice or something. So don’t go chasing waterfalls and let’s all take a little chloroform nap. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Woman in Black. Dir. James Watckins Writ...
May 31, 2023•2 hr 12 min
Kim tells Ket about The Crazies starring Timothy Olyphant! The girls would first like to extend their heartfelt congratulations to Judy and David, who are expecting their first BURRITO! Kim and Ket would also like to inform you of their upcoming legal battles. Ket is being sued by the estate of Johnny Cash. Kim is being sued by a car whose noise she imitated too convincingly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Crazies. Dir. Breck Eisner Writers Scott Kosar, Ray Wright, ...
May 24, 2023•2 hr 41 min
Ket tells Kim about The Fly, starring Geena Davis, jeff goldblum, and then later, JEFF GOLDBLUM! The girls have… so many questions. Why are flies so sexually virile? Why are their eyes open while they kiss? Where do flies keep their penises? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fly Dir. David Cronenberg Writers George Langelaan (story by), Charles Edward Pogue, David Cronenberg Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimand...
May 17, 2023•2 hr 20 min
Kim tells Ket about Warm Bodies starring KKSAM darling, Nicholas Holt and someone being John Malkovich. (I’ll see myself out.) This was a Sammie request and we’re so grateful for steering us towards this love fest. Also, super important: an official invitation has been verbalized and extended for Devon Sawa to come try and stay alive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Warm Bodies. Dir. Jonathan Levine Writers Isaac Marion, Jonathan Levine Support the girls on PATREON for s...
May 10, 2023•2 hr 13 min
Kim tells Brian and Tim (aka Brim) from The Civil Gore Podcast episode 5 of Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes . The gauntlet has been thrown! For the first time, we will have a survival competition! Will they be jazz scientists? Will they eat their fiber? Will anyone get a coveted double ding? Don't forget to bring your produce carts and your creepy paintings along for the ride. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Brim will live or die in The Road Virus Heads North . Dir. Sergio Mimica-Gezz...
May 03, 2023•1 hr 53 min
Kim tells Ket about Untitled Horror Movie at the request of one of their beloved Patreon patrons and SamFam, Megan! The girls start off strong with Kim unable to contain her boredom at a real “rock book” of a story Ketryn tries to tell her. They also need to offer a major trigger warning… to actors. Shots fired! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Untitled Horror Film. Dir. Nick Simon Writers Luke Baines, Nick Simon Kim and Ket on Development Hell Podcast: “Michael Myers vs....
Apr 26, 2023•2 hr 36 min
Ket is doing some traveling to the UK to bring a British baby back for Kim. Meanwhile, here is the recording of a Virtual Live show they recorded back in October 2022! This is one of only 8 episodes of the show that Freddy actually appeared in. It also appears to be Olivia Benson’s very sad origin story. Don’t worry! The girls will break it up with laughs, embarrassing stories of themselves, and interjections from audience comments! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Freddy...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 27 min
Ket tells Kim about Night of the Comet starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney and 80’s misogyny. The girls have a fun way to spice up the bedroom that D and Arik are sure to love. They also need to know if costume changes are required for the apocalypse. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Night of the Comet. Dir. Thom Eberhardt Writer Thom Eberhardt Listen to Kim and Ket on Development Hell Podcast: “Michael Myers vs. Pinhead” Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episo...
Apr 12, 2023•2 hr 6 min
Kim tells Ket about Cube (1997) starring Nicole de Boer and David Hewlett. Welp. They’ve discovered a new space they hate. You guessed it! Cube space… or whatever the eff this is. So go suck on a button, would ya!? This was a real Schrodinger’s belly button if you know what I mean. (And how could you?) Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Cube. Dir. Vincenzo Natali Writers Andre Bejelic, Graeme Manson, Vincenzo Natali Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonu...
Apr 05, 2023•2 hr 48 min
Have a free listen to the first episode in our new Morbid Minisode series covering Yellowjackets season 2. You can listen to the rest of the season by joining our Patreon at the Sally Hardesty $5 level! www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksam...
Apr 04, 2023•57 min
Ket tells Kim about The Menu, starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Fiennes and, pod fave, Nick Hoult. We’re introduced to Kim’s new alter-ego: Steel Lukass. And, as his name suggests, he is definitely on Twitter and he’s definitely the worst. Voldemort appears to be up to the same old tricks, but in the kitchen this time. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Menu. Dir. Mark Mylod Writer Seth Reiss, Will Tracy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content)...
Mar 29, 2023•2 hr 36 min
Kim tells Ket about Fall and Ketryn is NOT happy about it. Kim is prepared with all the appropriate couch and hot dog measurements. They attempt to come up with an equivalent for “sharked and narced” but for being, like, really high. Towered and coward? We’ll workshop it. Oh! And watch out for the “Mean Girl” vultures. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Fall. Dir. Scott Mann Writers Jonathan Frank, Scott Mann Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus conte...
Mar 22, 2023•2 hr 42 min
Ket tells Kim about the pop hit, Bodies Bodies Bodies, starring Amandla Stenberg, Maria Balakova and Pete Davidson. We got ourselves a pot of soup that’s really gettin’ stirred. There is hot goss flying everywhere and Ket is here for it. The girls also contemplate how to play Bodies Bodies Bodies in their tiny apartments. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Bodies Bodies Bodies. Dir. Halina Reijn Writers Sarah DeLappe, Kristen Roupenian Support the girls on PATREON for some ...
Mar 15, 2023•2 hr 8 min
Kim is back from wherever the eff! And she tells Ket about the Shudder release The Boy Behind the Door, starring Lonnie Chavez and Ezra Dewey. Somehow, a character has his name changed to Blobbly. For the first time in 238 episodes, the girls almost forget to total the points, which would surely unravel this yarn sweater we call the universe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Boy Behind the Door. Dir. David Charbonier, Justin Powell Writers David Charbonier, Justin Pow...
Mar 08, 2023•1 hr 54 min
Ket tells Jazz, from Girl That’s Scary Podcast on the Dread Podcast Network, a spooky tale, while Kim is traveling. Ket watched episode 4 of Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities, The Outside. While Kim and Kat are away, Ket and Jazz will play! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Jazz will live or die in The Outside. Dir. Ana Lily Amirpour Writers Haley Z. Boston, Emily Carroll, Guillermo del Toro Follow and Listen to Girl, That's Scary Podcast at: https://open.spotify.com/show/1ItkHf0K2C5tch...
Mar 01, 2023•1 hr 52 min
Ket tells Kim about the newest phenomenon, M3GAN, starring Allison Williams, Brian Jordan Alvarez and the next gay horror icon! Let’s get one thing straight, M3gan is NOT a Furby. The girls also discuss the practices of the children of 1512. Also, if anything should happen to Ket or Arik, can someone please go observe Kim with their cats for 30-40 minutes? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in M3gan. Dir. Gerard Johnstone Writers Akela Cooper (screenplay by), James Wan (story ...
Feb 22, 2023•2 hr 38 min
Kim tells Ket about the creepy AF Smile starring Sosie Bacon (Shabacon for short). The girls are positively apoplectic about 80-hour work weeks and people doing their OWN BLUDGEONING. They also would like all closets to have doors and Kim would like to enjoy her tuna melts IN PRIVATE, thank you very much! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Smile. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Producer Arik's Birthday Bash featuring the debut of his band MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL Saturday, February 18 a...
Feb 15, 2023•2 hr 21 min
Ket tells Kim about the prequel to X starring Mia Goth ::insert “we’re not worthy” gif from Wayne’s World:: and poor man’s Henry Cavill, David Corenswet. First thing’s first: regardless of the outcome of the Super Bowl, Kim would like to make it very clear that Philly was the best (worst?) at the Spanish Flu. F! L! U! FLU! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Pearl. Dir. Ti West Writers Ti West and Mia Goth Producer Arik's Birthday Bash featuring the debut of his band MIDNIGH...
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 58 min
Kim tells Ket about the first installment of their two week double feature, X, by Ti West! So, of course, they debate which insect would be the sexiest. They also determine which names are best for yelling. Next week, we’re gonna dive into just what makes Pearl tick. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in X. Dir. Ti West Writer Ti West Check out Bridget's online shop: www.thevelvetdot.com Support the girls on PATREON for lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon....
Feb 01, 2023•2 hr 15 min
Ket tells Kim about the 2022 hit, The Black Phone, starring Ethan Hawke of Reality Bites and White Fang… but beefier… and creepier. Ketryn reveals which very popular theme from a very popular TV show would be her walk out music. Kim’s is obvious… but she can’t remember it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in The Black Phone. Dir. Scott Derrickson Writers Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill, Joe Hill (story by) Support the girls on PATREON for lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus c...
Jan 25, 2023•2 hr 16 min
Kim tells Ket about Jordan Peele’s Nope, starring Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer and Steven Yeun. Ketryn learns she has an animosity towards Wendy Williams buried deep inside. The girls also contemplate the best names for your baby. Categories include such things as “Chef Boyardee Inspired Names.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Nope. Dir. Jordan Peele Writer Jordan Peele Support the girls on PATREON to get lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimand...
Jan 18, 2023•3 hr 2 min
This January has a Friday the 13th in it, so, you know what that means! Ket tells Kim about Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives! This movie knew the assignment. The girls were highly impressed with the lack of boob. Ket was really impressed by Jason's use of forest. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives Dir. Tom McLoughlin Writer Tom McLoughlin, Sean S. Cunningham (characters), Victor Miller (characters) Support the girls on PATREON and get ...
Jan 11, 2023•2 hr 5 min
Kim tells Ket about the Hulu original, New Year, New You! So, naturally, they spend a large percentage of the episode discussing, and making a metaphor of, Ratatouille. They also copyright a new “tougher” brand of windows. And ultimately, they prefer their bookclub over whatever the hell this was. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in New Year, New You. Dir. Sophia Takal Writer Sophia Takal, Adam Gaines Support the girls on PATREON to get lots of BONE CON (bonus content) at: w...
Jan 04, 2023•2 hr 9 min
Kim and Ket are traveling for the holidays so they’re revisiting one of their favorites but with some BRAND NEW CONTENT! Ket has now seen it with her own eyeballs and Kim is still listening to the soundtrack 3 years later, in a post-COVID world! Times are wild, man. Kim tells Ket about Anna and the Apocalypse starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming and Ben Wiggins. Kim’s little musical heart sang along with every note and it was contagious… just like zombie viruses. So grab your hand sanitizer and c...
Dec 28, 2022•2 hr 1 min
Merry Christmas, Sammies! Looks like you made it onto Santa’s “Nice” List this year! So instead of a lump of coal, you get a bonus episode! After a quick message from Kim & Ket, travel back in time to our VERY FIRST live show — live, as in performing for a live audience of actual humans! This is a snippet from Episode 55, the podcast’s one year anniversary show/unofficial after party for Midsummer Scream, originally released August 28, 2019. We’ve included the second half of the show here, f...
Dec 25, 2022•44 min
Ket told Kim about our third Patron pick of the season: A Christmas Horror Story. Here is where we learn that Krampus was kind of a Daddy. The girls also relive the horrors of their college freshman acting class monologues. Ket puts those skills to use to bring this script to life! They also are very grateful for the Changeling skills they’ve developed over the years. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in A Christmas Horror Story. Dir. Grant Harvey, Steven Hoben, Brett Sulliva...
Dec 21, 2022•2 hr 29 min
Kim told Ket about our second Patron pick of the season: Silent Night from 2012… or the 80’s. We’re unclear. Kim and Ket decide to pick up new weapons for this one. Ket, a scythe. And Kim… well, duh. A Chainsaw. Jaime King gives a tour de force performance in a real turd pie. And Malcolm McDowell ate every single set piece there was. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Silent Night (2012) Dir. Steven C. Miller Writer Jayson Rothwell Support the girls on PATREON at: www.patre...
Dec 14, 2022•2 hr 22 min
The Patrons voted and our first installment of Holiday Horrordays is ::drumroll:: RARE EXPORTS! They voted for Ket to tell Kim this gem. So, hang onto your jingle balls and pass the ginger bread. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! For some merry trafficking! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Rare Exports. Dir. Jalmari Helander Writers Jalmari Helander, Juuso Helander, Petri Jokiranta Support the girls on PATREON to get lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus content) at: ww...
Dec 07, 2022•2 hr 1 min
