Kim tells Ket about the acclaimed Barbarian starring Bill Skarsgaardsaarsgard and Justin Longbeard. Ket thought the most she had to worry about was sharing an AirBnB with Pennywise. She was… mistaken. Just let Mommy give you her ole’ crusty teat! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Barbarian. Dir. Zach Cregger Writer Zach Cregger Support the girls on PATREON for lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Gro...
Nov 30, 2022•2 hr 17 min
Ket tells Kim about the Thanksgiving Day classic, Pilgrim! And let me tell you, the horrors of family drama, political arguments ‘round the stuffing, white washing of the “first Thanksgiving,” are NOTHING compared to the horror… of METHOD ACTING! So come all ye Milgrims and Filgrims! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Pilgrim. Dir. Marcus Dunstan Writers Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton, Noah Fienberg Support the girls on PATREON for awesome BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.p...
Nov 23, 2022•2 hr 6 min
Kim tells Ket about Terrified starring everyone’s nightmares. Not that they needed another reason to be afraid of what’s under their beds, but the girls will only be skateboarding to and from them from here on out. If anyone needs help, Kim’s ready to ride by on her little help bike (Brrrring Brrrring) with a little helper’s note! You’re welcome! Also, the girls would like to politely decline their invite to this block party. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Terrified. Di...
Nov 16, 2022•2 hr 12 min
Ket tells Kim about the new Hellraiser, out now, on Hulu! And it is exquisitely disturbing. The girls start off with a VERY exciting update about Ket’s… I mean, Kim’s personal life. The girls also have to go over very basic survival skills we should all know by now, like don’t go through a secret door in a creepy mansion. Also, there is a teacher shortage… Priestess Pinhead is ready to step in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hellraiser (2022) Dir. David Bruckner Writers...
Nov 09, 2022•2 hr 35 min
Kim tells Ket about The Strangers starring their childhood alums, Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler. Ket has definitely seen this before but… GOLDFISH BRAIN SAVES THE DAY AGAIN! We meet the newest member of The Burpsmap Family tree. Arik tries to be quiet and fails miserably and adorably. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Strangers. Dir. Bryan Bertino Writer Bryan Bertino Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc KKSA...
Nov 02, 2022•2 hr 16 min
Ket tells Kim about Werewolf by Night starring Gael Garcia Bernal. The girls are back together and it feels so good!! We have yet another applicant to Willy’s Wonderland: Ulysses Bloodstone is throwing his… uh… head in the ring. The girls really missed each other. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Werewolf by Night. Dir. Michael Giacchino Writers Heather Quinn, Peter Cameron, Gerry Conway, Michael G. Ploog, Roy Thomas, Jean Thomas Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia po...
Oct 26, 2022•1 hr 42 min
Ket tells a movie to… wait for it… podcast producer/editor/bestie/husband extraordinaire, Arik Martin! Kim is in Grease, playing Danny Zuko, in Greece, getting rave reviews. So, Ketryn told Arik about Final Destination, starring her (second) favorite thirst trap, Devon Sawa. THE SAMMIES ON PATREON PICKED IT! NOT HER! SHE’S NOT THAT MUCH OF A MONSTER! Anyway… we’ll learn if Arik will live or die in Final Destination. Dir. James Wong Writers Glen Morgan, James Wong, Jeffrey Reddick KKSAM OCTOBER L...
Oct 19, 2022•2 hr 42 min
Kim tells… wait for it… MIKEY, from THE HORROR VIRGIN PODCAST, about Razorback! Ket is outta town and we’re tryin’ something a little fun and different. The girls have been wanting to do a collab with this pod for quite some time. Listen, it’s a great episode and Ket is totally chill and not jealous about it at ALL! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Mikey will live or die in Razorback. Dir. Russell Mulcahy Writer Everett De Roche, Peter Brennan Follow Mikey at @mrandolph24 The Horror Virgin Podca...
Oct 12, 2022•2 hr 51 min
Kim tells Ket about Sinister starring Ethan Hawke. Being the experts they are, their listeners are lucky to be able to learn such amazing parenting tips as “if your kid has night terrors, ya gotta send ‘em back to the kid store.” Also, why did no one tell them that Tommy Wiseau of “The Room” fame was in this?! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinister. Dir. Scott Derrickson Writers Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill KKSAM OCTOBER LIVE STREAMING SHOW!!! Wednesday Oct 19 @...
Oct 05, 2022•2 hr 36 min
Ket tells Kim about Colossal starring Anne Hathaway and Ted Lasso. I mean, Jason Sudeikis. Ketryn confirms that she did, in fact, give birth to her cats. The girls also discuss how different this story would be if it happened in 2022, rather than the completely different world on the space time continuum known as 2015. Ketryn would also like to petition OnlyFans for more sandwich content. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Colossal. Dir. Nacho Vigalondo Writer Nacho Vigalon...
Sep 28, 2022•2 hr 24 min
Kim tells Ket about Men starring Jessie Buckley, Rory Kinnear, Rory Kinnear and Rory Kinnear. Two weeks in a row, a momentous event takes place! The girls contemplate post-mortem biography titles. Ketryn finds it difficult to leave the moss, mushroom and manor of the tale, despite imminent danger. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Men. Dir. Alex Garland Writer Alex Garland Vote for us as the next FACE OF HORROR! You can vote everyday for free and/or pay for votes, a portio...
Sep 21, 2022•2 hr 18 min
Ket tells Kim about the prequel to the story of the ultimate Creepy Crapbag Kid. The girls dive into Orphan: First Kill, out now on Paramount+, starring Isabelle Furhman, Julia Stiles, and real Daddy Daddy, Rossif Sutherland. Kim has an incredibly exciting KKSAM “first!” She also gets to play both sides of the kill. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Orphan: First Kill. Dir. William Brent Bell Writers David Coggeshall, David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick, Alex Mace Vote for us ...
Sep 14, 2022•2 hr 21 min
Kim closes out the summer by telling Ket about Deep Blue Sea starring a tall stalk of corn (CORN!), Thomas Jayne, a city traffic light, MICHAEL Rappaport, Samuel L. Jackson, and “Mr. ‘99,” LL Cool J. The girls learn the difference between a squab and squall. They employ their tried and true couch measurement system to measure sharks and THEIR BRAINS. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will stay alive in Deep Blue Sea. Dir. Renny Harlin Writers Duncan Kennedy, Donna Powers, Wayne Powers Vote fo...
Sep 07, 2022•2 hr 48 min
Summer travels continue for one more week for Kim and Ket! So, this week they’re re-releasing an episode from way back in 2019 where the girls covered... Orphan! Let’s all bone up on this one before the girls cover the prequel in an episode soon to come! Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid” Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as we learn yet another reason kids are terrifying… an...
Aug 31, 2022•2 hr 6 min
Kim tells Ket about the 1973 episode of Night Gallery starring Sally Field. Ketryn… umm… did not do well. To be fair she was a few seltzers deep… also she’s not very good at the game. This live show was for Horrible Imaginings Film Festival and the episode was chosen by the festival’s founder, Miguel Rodriguez. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night Gallery: Whisper. Dir. Jeannot Szwarc Writers David Rayfiel, Martin Waddell www.kksamlive.com Nominations are now open for t...
Aug 24, 2022•49 min
Ket tells Kim about the Hulu release, Prey. Listen… you heard it here first: Predator. Is. A. Daddy. And he does NOT skip leg day. He, also, appears to be on Demon Jerry’s family tree, according to Jerry’s recent 23andMe! Naru, played by Amber Midthunder, definitely deserves an induction into the Final Girl Hall of Fame. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Prey. Dir. Dan Trachtenberg Writers Patrick Aison, Dan Trachtenberg, Jim Thomas Listen to season 1 of our new horror tri...
Aug 17, 2022•2 hr 31 min
Kim tells Ket about The Hole in the Ground starring an Irish child that Kim wants to steal. They cover a plethora of topics! How should one source out their murders? What is the best way to make sure your child has an adorable Irish or British accent, despite not having one yourself? What kind of adorable decorations should we get for Kim’s “The Hole in the Ground” future baby shower? Lee Cronin, you have our blessing for Evil Dead Rise! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in T...
Aug 10, 2022•2 hr 15 min
Ket tells Kim about The Resort starring Brock O’Hurn. Listen… movies are tough to make. The girls point out that Arik would definitely be responsible for Ketryn’s backpack. And if you really gotta get over a fence, at least consider going under it first. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Resort. Dir/Writer: Taylor Chien Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay ...
Aug 03, 2022•2 hr 13 min
Kim tells Ket about Goodnight Mommy and gives Ketryn yet another reason to not want a creepy crapbag of her own. Ket also tells the Sammies about her very own horror movie she lived through where her house was infested with the musical festival for Flies: Lilith Fair featuring Jimmy Buffet at Monsterpalooza. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Goodnight Mommy. Dir. Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz Writers Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala Austin Sammies check out Sophia Zolan perfo...
Jul 27, 2022•2 hr 18 min
Ket tells Kim about the 2018 Indian film, Tumbbad. Remember Sexy Goop Body, Frank, from Hellraiser? Well, you’ll never guess who we ran into! Sexy Goop Body’s Grandma! She… does not look great. The girls would also like to tell you about an exciting new business investment! It’s an opium den… but with Daddies. Less Opium. More Daddies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tumbbad. Dirs. Rahi Anil Barve, Adesh Prasad, Anand Gandhi Writers Mitesh Shah, Adesh Prasad, Rahi Anil B...
Jul 20, 2022•2 hr 16 min
Kim tells Ket about the French film, High Tension, starring Cecile de France and Maiwen. The girls are back from their travels and hit the ground with giggles galore! They discuss the habits of rich French ladies and their gas station attendant escorts. They discuss the spectrum of bummerations and gettin’ your “grumbles.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in High Tension. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Alexandre Aja, Gregory Levasseu Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia p...
Jul 13, 2022•2 hr
Recorded live in October 2021, Kim and their dear friend Paige -- @thehorrorlifecoach -- tell Ket about Puppet Master, starring… alcohol. Strap in, Sammies. If you think episodes are long-winded when they're sober… I mean, do you even KKSAM, bro?! Not gonna lie, Ketryn remembers NONE of this movie. ENJOY! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Puppet Master. Dir. David Schmoeller Writers Charles Band, Kenneth J. Hall, J.S. Cardone Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod...
Jul 06, 2022•3 hr 35 min
Hi Sammies! The girls have a bit of traveling to do, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of our final “Pride” episode, here is a special edition of our 101st episode, Lyle, with an added snippet from our exclusive Patreon Post-Mortem we did for the film. Join our Patreon for the full video and hundreds more hours of BONE CON! (Bonus Content) https://www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Ep. 101 Lyle: “The Tale of ‘Chairs - The Podcast’” Kim tells Ket about Lyle st...
Jun 29, 2022•2 hr 10 min
Ket tells Kim about the steamy 1983 horror starring David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon, continuing their “Pride Picks” for the month. The girls open the episode by stating that Kim is wearing trash on her head and knowing nothing about Tony Scott. Oh! How far the mighty have fallen. Ket also comes out as a Cape enthusiast… like that was news to literally anyone. They also encounter the worst fate either of them could possibly imagine. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live...
Jun 22, 2022•2 hr 13 min
To commemorate Kim and Ket’s 200th episode, we are having our first official Sammie Awards! We’ll be handing out awards for “Favorite Episode,” “Best Voice Acting,” “Best Episode Title”, “Best Running Gag or Catch Phrase,” “Best Made Up Character Name,” “Best Jump Scare, “ "Best Word Salad," “Most Random Tangent” and “Creepiest Burpsmap.” We also have some very exciting special guest presenters! Most importantly, the Sammies will learn how much Kim and Ket and Arik love and appreciate each and e...
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 10 min
For Pride Month, Kim tells Ket about the bananas Tanny ::ahem:: I mean, TAMMY and the T-Rex featuring Theo Forsett as the delightful Byron! Oh! And teeny tiny baby Denise Richards and Paul Walker (RIP). Ketryn loses her mind, on multiple occasions, and takes a minute to hop into this ‘93 white Mustang convertible of a movie… but she gets there! So pick up your cool, clear, landline phone and dial 1-800-DINO-MAN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tammy and the T-Rex. Dir. S...
Jun 08, 2022•2 hr 47 min
In honor of Pride Month, Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (2018) directed by Luca Guadagnino, also known for such LGTBQIA films as Call Me By Your Name. Ket is kicking off the month with weird jaw injuries and Kim comes out as Pansexual. They debate over what the names of Susie and Sara sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Suspiria. Dir. Luca Guadagnino Writers Dario Argento, Daria Nicolodi, David Kajganich Where you can donate: https://www.sandyhookpromise.org/ Verif...
Jun 01, 2022•2 hr 38 min
Kim tells Ket about Willy’s Wonderland starring one of the most beloved Sammie Mascots: Ic Age! (a.k.a. Nicolas Cage) Ever wonder what happened to all the little critters in that lagoon in The Little Mermaid who sang Kiss the Girl? Well, at least one of them became an animatronic serial killer. Also, we could all learn something from the Janitor about taking breaks and setting boundaries at work. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Willy’s Wonderland. Dir. Kevin Lewis Writer...
May 25, 2022•2 hr 17 min
Arik picked this one for a very belated birthday episode. Ket watched The Fanatic starring her side piece, Devon Sawa, and John Travolta. Ketryn ponders the skeletal structure of The Phillie Phanatic and Grimace from McDonald’s. The girls also cast a new character in the pantheon of horror movie monsters: Todd the God. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fanatic. Dir. Fred Durst Writers Fred Durst and Dave Bekerman Nominations are now open for the SAMMIE AWARDS aka our 2...
May 18, 2022•2 hr 11 min
Kim tells Ket about the 5th step in their Friday the 13th journey with Part V: A New Beginning. Kim decides she’s going to outsource her dating to Ketryn and Arik and they couldn’t be happier about it. The girls also examine the niche kink of chopping wood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the 13th - Part V. Dir. Danny Steinmann Writers Martin Kitrosser, David Cohen, Danny Steinmann Lumberjack Tok: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdgsYQMA/ Nominations are now open for the ...
May 11, 2022•2 hr 31 min
