Ep. 194: The Deep House: “The Tale of the Things We Do for Boyfriends Who Don’t Deserve Us in Our Twenties” Ket tells Kim about the 2021 release, The Deep House. For the second week in a row, the girls are goin’ for views and likes with another installment in their “Influencers Who Would DIE for views” series that they didn’t know they were making. They discuss the true horror that is “improv people” and Kim simply… can’t. She just can’t. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in ...
May 04, 2022•2 hr 6 min
Kim tells Ket about the super spooky 2018 film, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Ketryn is officially back from the dead… only to immediately die again in this movie. Let’s pick fruit from the underwear tree and join the ghost brigade because Ketryn has ghost Stockholm Syndrome. Her post COVID reactions to Kim’s jump scares are also… new. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Dir. Beom Sik-Jeong Writers Beom Sik-Jeong, Sang Min-Park Kim's new fave IG page: @mi...
Apr 27, 2022•2 hr 42 min
Hi Sammies! Ket was under the weather this week and we weren't able to record a new episode, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of Nic Cage's Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we bring you the film that started our true love for "Ic Age," The Wicker Man. Enjoy! Ep. 16 The Wicker Man: “The Tale of Icolas Age” Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, and Leelee Sobieski. We’ll learn that there is a time limit on how long you can lea...
Apr 20, 2022•1 hr 42 min
Ket tells Kim about the little Irish Folktale, from Kate Dolan, You Are Not My Mother. As fellow Irish Lasses (ask 23andMe!), this one was a fave. Ket tells Kim exactly how long it will take for her to live down her previous barfing habits. And, we can’t stress this enough, grab ALL the blankets you can. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in You Are Not My Mother. Dir. Kate Dolan Writer Kate Dolan Morgana Morningside's Audiobook Reading: Crescent Moon https://www.audible.com/p...
Apr 13, 2022•2 hr 8 min
Kim tells Ket about the little Shudder horror film from The Adams Family! It’s got a really witchy vibe and Ketryn is here for it. She’s also here for a chipmunk that tricks her. The girls also discuss pivoting to their very own Fight Club. What could go wrong? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellbender. Dirs. John Adams, Zelda Adams, Toby Poser Writers John Adams, Zelda Adams, Toby Poser A Witchy Punk Ode To Self In ‘Hellbender’ https://certifiedforgotten.com/hellbender...
Apr 06, 2022•2 hr 16 min
Ep. 189: Office Killer: “The Tale of Garbage Disposal Mice” Ket closes out Women in Mystery… I mean History Month with Office Killer from Cindy Sherman. This cast is STAR. STUDDED! The girls learn that you can literally murder multiple people and still not be the biggest, or even second biggest, loser in an office. We’re looking at you, Gary and Molly! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Office Killer. Dir. Cindy Sherman Writers Elise McAdams, Tom Kalin, Cindy Sherman Listen...
Mar 30, 2022•2 hr 16 min
Kim tells Ket about the 2021 film from her favorite (Yes! Kim has a favorite something!) director, Julia Ducornau, TITANE! The girls add “hair knives” to their wish lists. Ketryn accepts a bet as to whether or not she’ll have an insatiable desire to fornicate with a car after watching this. She also has no idea who or what she’s rooting for in this film, but she’s here for all of it! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Titane. Dir. Julia Ducornau Writer Julia Ducornau KKSAM ...
Mar 23, 2022•2 hr 38 min
Ket tells Kim about the new release… FRESH, starring Daisy Edgar-Jones, Jonica T. Gibbs, and Sebastian Stan. Ok, let’s just cut to the chase: Kim is Noa and Ketryn is Mollie. Horrible, terrible Chad makes a very unwelcome reappearance and is the catalyst for NoodleGate. Ketryn really struggles to keep it in her pants over Sebastian Stan. In honor of Women’s History Month, this movie is just an instructional manual for best friends to keep each other from being murdered by a date… and how to avoi...
Mar 16, 2022•2 hr 42 min
Kim tells Ket about the (not) critically acclaimed Gothika, starring the amazing Halle Berry, for their second #WomenInHistoryMonth episode. Ketryn does not come anywhere close to keeping her chill about Robert Downey, Jr. They also uncover the greatest joke ever uttered by human tongue, that will be called back for the rest of time. Their grand-daughters’ grand-daughters shall know the name of Jod. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gothika. Dir. Matieu Kassovitz Writer Se...
Mar 09, 2022•2 hr 44 min
Ket tells Kim about Tigers Are Not Afraid, written and directed by Issa Lopez, to kick off Women’s History Month. This has been on the girls’ list for, like, ever and it did not disappoint. Kim calls Ket out on her very disturbing use of the phrase ‘Cup Noodles’ rather than her dimension’s proper title ‘Cup ‘o’ Noodles.’ They also get recertified in the use of crevasse and crevice. This is all just to mask the utter despair that this film evokes. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or...
Mar 02, 2022•2 hr 20 min
Kim tells Ket about the 1973 art house film, Ganja & Hess. The girls are so excited to see their old friend, Duane Jones, without that pesky Barbler around (see episode 64 ). Kim schools us on the requirements of an assistant. Unbeknownst to many, you’re not supposed to ax your employer. Also, for the first time, Kim gets two points on an episode where Ket is trying to stay alive!! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Ganja and Hess. Dir. Bill Gunn, Lawrence Jordan Writer...
Feb 23, 2022•2 hr 18 min
Ep. 183: Candyman (2021): “The Tale of Trypophobia” Ket tells Kim about Nia DaCosta’s Candyman starring Yahya Abdull-Mateen II and Teyonah Parris. Did you guys know that Leann Rimes 1997 hit, How Do I Live , is about this very movie? Don’t worry about the timeline. The girls cover three things: One, they both have mild trypophobia (don’t google it). Two, Kim is the baby. But, three, she’s still older than Vanessa Williams, who reprises her role as Ann-Marie McCoy. Most importantly, we’ll learn i...
Feb 16, 2022•2 hr 32 min
Kim tells Ket about the 5th installment of the Scream franchise starring all your favorites, plus some new faces like Jenna Ortega, Jack Quaid, and Melissa Barrera. Ketryn asserts that the history of Ghostface should be a part of every history syllabus in Woodsboro. The girls have a podcast-ending fight over the fate of low-rise jeans. They then have a second podcast-ending fight when Ketryn realizes she’s had her own bell… all along. Muahahahah! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or...
Feb 09, 2022•3 hr 14 min
Ket tells Kim about the 1974 blaxploitation horror Sugar Hill, starring Marki Bey, in honor of Black History Month. This episode marks an historic moment. Kim… tells Ket… a story she’s NEVER heard before! Ketryn also sets some new goals, crone goals that is. We also meet a brand new mascot! Most importantly, we’ll see if Kim will live or die in Sugar Hill. Dir. Paul Maslansky Writer Tim Kelly Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc K...
Feb 02, 2022•2 hr 15 min
Kim tells Ket about the thrilling tear-jerker The Night House, starring Rebecca Hall. Kim may or may not have been visited by a real life ghost while recording. Ketryn finds the scariest part of the movie to be when a parent visits a grieving and overworked teacher. They coin a term for a new time of day and squee about their own friendship as seen through the eyes of this movie. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will love or die in The Night House. Dir. David Bruckner Writers Ben Collins, Lu...
Jan 26, 2022•2 hr 25 min
Ket tells Kim about Scream 4 (2011) in preparation for Scream, the 5th installment! In this episode, Ketryn learns, and proceeds to reject, the correct definition of wizened. Kevin Williamson puts his foot down and shows us who is boss on IMDB. Ketryn still has a bone to pick with him because she is, to quote her best friend, “an asshole.” So let’s all get the eff outta Woodsboro and head to Prague. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Scream 4. Dir. Wes Craven Writers Kevin ...
Jan 19, 2022•2 hr 33 min
Kim tells Ket about Lake Placid starring Bridget Fonda, Bill Pullman, Oliver Platt and BETTY FRIGGIN’ WHITE! In honor of her passing, we’re feeding some giant sweet little baby crocodiles. We also learn that Ketryn has an irrational love of Oliver Platt. The girls discuss the difference between a Daddy and… a Daddyyy and get no closer to figuring out which category Bill Pullman falls into. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lake Placid. Dir. Steve Miner Writer David E. Kell...
Jan 12, 2022•2 hr 36 min
Ket tells Kim about the 1980 NYE horror, New Year’s Evil, starring Roz Kelly, Kip Niven and Chris Wallace. It’s 2022 and all is well… riiiight?? Dear god, please. Kim has a new job as a Lieutenant. The girls have also started a new band featuring the moshable instruments of flute and cello. They also relive how Ketryn managed to annoy Kim into staying alive in New Year’s of yore. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in New Year’s Evil. Dir. Emmett Alston Writers Emmett Alston, L...
Jan 05, 2022•2 hr 9 min
Recorded live for the Holiday Special last year, 2020, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from Christmas horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Monsters, called A New Woman, starring Linda Thorson and Dan Butler. Kim tells Ket about an episode of Tales from the Dark Side, called Seasons of Belief, starring E.G. Marshall and Six from Blossom. As always, and most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in this live episode! Dir Brian Thomas Jones Writers Charle...
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 46 min
Kim tells Ket about the Christmas classic, P2, starring professional hot creep, Wes Bentley, and Rachel Nichols. The girls become acquainted with an all new, but equally as terrifying, type of space: Parking Garage Space. They both have “drinking problems” during the episode. They canonize a new Saint: Security Guard Karl, and Ketryn gets fitted for a Kim Skin Suit. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in P2. Happy Yule, Sammies! Dir. Frank Khalfoun Writers Frank Khalfoun, Grego...
Dec 22, 2021•2 hr 23 min
Ket tells Kim about Jack Frost starring Michael Keaton… wait, what? Oh, no, it’s the one from the year before starring Scott MacDonald. Guys… the real story, though, is about that kid that is well on his way to being the next serial killer, you little creepy crapbag! The girls, also, really need to know if Shannon Elizabeth is ok. So put your Science Tits on! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jack Frost (1997). Dir. Michael Cooney Writers Jeremy Paige, Michael Cooney Liste...
Dec 15, 2021•2 hr 33 min
Ep. 173: Scream 3: “The Tale of Gewey, Dale and Doctortective” Kim stretches out her birthday by telling Ket about Scream 3 starring all our faves! Praise be to the Goddess for the girls’ goldfish brains yet again because Ket has definitely seen it… but ya wouldn’t know it. They come up with a new game: “find the weapon.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Scream 3. Dir. Wes Craven Writers Ehren Kruger, Kevin Williamson KKSAM LIVE! Ax Wound Film Festival Sunday 12/12, 5:30p...
Dec 08, 2021•2 hr 52 min
Ket tells Kim about 30 Days of Night starring Kim’s boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. Yes, that’s right. For her early birthday present to Kim, Ket told her about another JH joint that Kim wasn’t able to see with her own eyeballs and made her spend 2 hours in Snow Space... ok, so this wasn’t the BEST gift Ket has ever come up with. But Kim was able to compile a list of everything she’s looking for in a man. Spoiler alert: it's Josh Hartnett. Dir. David Slade Writers Steve Niles, Stuart Beattie, Brian Ne...
Dec 01, 2021•2 hr 23 min
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving (?) classic, Motel Hell, starring Grandzaddy Rory Calhoun. This was a Patreon pick and they did not disappoint. Kim bulks up her inanimate object impersonations resume and deems everyone “Father.” The girls also try to determine the best meat slogan. It’s between Kim and Father Ida. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Motel Hell. Happy Thanksgiving! Dir. Kevin Connor Writers Robert Jaffe, Stevan-Charles Jaffe, Tim Tuchrello Ax Wound Film ...
Nov 24, 2021•2 hr 16 min
Ket tells Kim about the 1998 teen horror installment, The Faculty, starring everyone you've ever seen and Kim's #1 badboy heartthrob, Josh Hartnett. It also stars Ketryn's close personal friends, Robert Patrick and Usher. Meet you for drinks later, Ush! Ketryn has a pretty serious bone to pick with Josh Hartnett's hair. Kim would LIKE a serious bone with Josh Hartnett. Once again, thank Goddess for Kim and Ket's goldfish brains which allow them to do episodes on movies they have most definitely ...
Nov 17, 2021•2 hr 34 min•Ep. 169
Kim tells Ket about Don’t Breathe starring Stephen Lang and Jane Levy. They quickly establish that Ketryn does not do “the crimes” and lament the bad day of the bank teller that had to cash out this guy’s $300,000 settlement. Ketryn struggles, on more than one occasion, with a choice so easy Kim almost didn’t ask it as a question. But Kim is proud of her for not attempting to befriend a rottweiler that wants to eat her. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Don’t Breathe. Dir....
Nov 10, 2021•2 hr 15 min•Ep. 168
This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, welcomed back some of Wendell’s favorite victims: Brea Grant ( Lucky ), Graham Skipper ( Sequence Break ) and Jeremy Gardner ( After Midnight ) for the Season 1 finale! The only thing more brutal than a serial killer is 3 friends competing for survival and $1000! Will they make it out of the cellar (again)? Or will Kim and Ket finally have a full ghost party guest list in the cellar? Brea Grant @breagrant Brea is a filmmaker/writer who wrote/d...
Nov 04, 2021•55 min•Ep. 167
Ket tells Kim about the bonkers Society starring Billy Warlock and Devin DeVasquez with effects by SCREAMING MAD GEORGE!!! And he is, in fact, mad. And probably screaming. And George. Ketryn assures Kim that despite her douchey ways of saying croissant, chaise lounge, and her extensive knowledge of hearths, she is NOT (repeat: NOT) a part of society. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Society Dir. Brian Yuzna Writers Zeph E. Daniel, Rick Fry Listen to season 1 of our new ho...
Nov 03, 2021•2 hr 23 min
Kim tells Ket about Halloween II starring Jamie Lee Curtis and The Shape. Dr. Loomis is the most extra and Ketryn has a vendetta against him for not knowing how to pronounce Samhain. It also comes to the girls’ attention that Michael Myers—being a youthful twenty-one-year-old—must be in the prime of his life as he embarks on his serial killer career. I bet those abs are So Happy Samhain all (pronounced correctly)! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Halloween II (1981). Dir....
Oct 27, 2021•2 hr 23 min
Ket tells Kim about Thirteen Ghosts (2001) starring Matthew Lillard! Oh, yeah. And Tony Shalhoub and Shannon Elizabeth. Kim revisits her junkyard childhood. The girls debate about which team in Legends of the Hidden temple they’d be on. And Ketryn chooses a chalice from the old knight. Will she choose wisely… or poorly? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Thir13en Ghosts. Dir. Steve Beck Writers Robb White, Neal Marshall Stevens, Richard D’Ovidio Listen to season 1 of our ne...
Oct 20, 2021•2 hr 31 min•Ep. 166
