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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!
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Ep. 165: The Mist: “The Tale of Hot Dog Measurement System”

Kim tells Ket about The Mist starring Thomas Jayne, Andre Braugher and Marcia Gay Harden. The girls create a brand new measurement system, sure to leave the metric and imperial systems in the cold and utterly obsolete. Ketryn also introduces her new weather podcast and has to brave the most “Dead or Alives,” EVER! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mist . Dir. Frank Darabont Writer Frank Darabont, Stephen King DRUNK HORROR Free Live Streaming Special with the Madame of ...

Oct 13, 20212 hr 42 minEp. 165

Ep. 164: Book of Monsters: “The Tale of Gertrude Van Helsing”

Ket tells Kim about Book of Monsters in honor of Ketryn’s ::cough cough:: 18th birthday. We’ll meet another member of the prestigious family of Edward Scissorhands: Edward Scythe Hands. Ketryn reminds us all that NO ONE “mean girls” like Regina George. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Book of Monsters. Dir. Stewart Sparke Writer Paul Butler Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc New episodes every other Monda...

Oct 06, 20212 hr 27 min

Ep. 163: Malignant: The Tale of Dumb Dead Dickless Derek

Kim tells Ket about James Wan’s new horror, Malignant, starring Annabelle Wallis, Maddie Hassan and George Young. Right off the bat, Kim needs a refresher on how things work. Does she need to finish watching the movie? How do questions work? The girls also dive a little deeper into the terrifying “backwards hammock knee” syndrome they discovered in episode 117. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Malignant. Dir. James Wan Writers James Wan, Ingrid Bisu, Akela Cooper Listen t...

Sep 29, 20212 hr 58 min

Ep. 162: The Visit: The Tale of Movie Theater Bathrooms

Ket tells Kim about the movie that has been guessed literally every week for 161 episodes, The Visit, starring Olivia DeJonge and Ed Oxenbould. Kim tells us about the scariest place on the planet (oddly, it’s not the inside of a freakishly large oven). It finally comes out that Ket has installed surveillance cameras in Kim’s apartment. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Visit. Dir. M. Night Shyamalan Writer M. Night Shyamalan Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia ...

Sep 22, 20212 hr 45 min

Ep. 161: Tourist Trap: The Tale of Wet Diapey

Kim tells Ket about the 1979 bonkers Tourist Trap starring NOT Linda Carter. The girls discuss what “diversity”meant in the 70’s. An old demon friend drops by to catch up. Welcome back, Jerry TooNEYtown! Kim adds “wet diaper” impression to her reSUme and Ketryn lights her diaper on fire! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tourist Trap. Dir. David Schmoeller Writers David Schmoeller, J. Larry Carroll Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE ...

Sep 15, 20212 hr 23 min

Ep. 160: Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight: “The Tale of Trying to Fend off Billy Zane (But Not That Hard)”

Ket tells Kim about the 1995 horror flick starring their old pal the Cryptkeeper in his film debut, Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight, starring Billy Zane and Jada Pinkett (not yet Smith)! The girls see what Lowell from Wings has been up to. They then spend literally the rest of the episode trying not to have demon sex with Billy Zane. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight. Dir. Ernest R. Dickerson Writers Ethan Reiff, Cyrus Voris, Mark Bishop...

Sep 08, 20212 hr 20 min

Ep. 159: Candyman (1992): “The Tale of That F#!$ing Baby”

Kim tells Ket about Candyman (1992) starring smokeshow Tony Todd and Virginia Madsen in honor of the release of Nia DaCosta’s Candyman. The girls talk about their favorite bathroom waterbeds and point out all of the Arrested Development references in the film. They discuss the pros and cons of shared medicine cabinets and how Candyman is basically Tinkerbell. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in the original Candyman. Dir. Bernard Rose Writers Clive Barker and Bernard Rose Li...

Sep 01, 20212 hr 37 min

Ep. 158: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - THEY LIVE: “The Tale of Drinks in October”

Recorded live in October 2020, Kim and Ket tell their dear friend @therealpaigetaylor about They Live starring Roddy Roddy Pipey and Keith David. Feel free to play our drinking game along with us but make sure you don’t have any plans the next day. So grab your sunglasses (Drink!) Most importantly, we’ll learn if Paige will live or die in They Live. Dir. John Carpenter Writers John Carpenter, Ray Nelson Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl....

Aug 25, 20212 hr 28 min

Ep. 157: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of February in August”

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales Winter 2021 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of The Veil called “Jack the Ripper” starring Boris Karloff and JUDIIIIIIIIIITH. Kim tells Ket about an episode of The Hitchhiker called “Man of her Dreams” starring red roses and white carnations. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in this live episode! Dir David MacDonald Writers Michael Plant, Frank P. B...

Aug 18, 20212 hr 14 min

Ep. 156: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter: “The Tale of the Terrible Trials of Climbing into a Raft Naked”

Ket tells Kim about the 4th installment of their Friday the 13th series with The Final Chapter written by… everyone. All the writers. We learn that Tommy is the founder of Spirit Halloween’s mask collection. We are revisited by the magical towel from all the way back in episode two! All the while, we discover that Jason can fly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Dir. Joseph Zito Writers Victor Miller, Ron Kurz, Martin Kitrosser, Carol Wa...

Aug 11, 20212 hr 29 min

Ep. 155: Caveat: “The Tale of Very Expensive Itemized Invoices”

Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, Caveat, starring Jonathan French, Ben Caplan and Leila Sykes. The girls pitch their new mascot idea to Peloton: a pelican pulling its spine out its mouth. The film features ONE (I repeat, ONE) Jacob Marley chain. And Kim tries to coerce Ketryn into singing 5-star reviews again. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Caveat. Dir. Damian McCarthy Writer Damian McCarthy Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE...

Aug 04, 20212 hr 13 min

Ep. 154: Werewolves Within: “The Tale of the Longest Scarf”

Ket tells Kim about the brand new release, Werewolves Within, starring Sam Richardson, Milana Vantrub and Cheyenne Jackson. The girls are so happy to be back to recording regular episodes. They’re a little rusty and their mics are a bit flacid but they made it! So grab your wolf cosplay and be the fish you want to see in the neighborhood pond of the world… or something. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Werewolves Within. Dir. Josh Ruben Writer Mishna Wolff Listen to seaso...

Jul 28, 20212 hr 26 min

Ep. 153: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - Leprechaun: “The Tale of St. Paddy’s Day in July”

Recorded live in March 2020, Kim and Ket tell their dear friend @therealpaigetaylor about Leprechaun starring Warwick Davis and the one and only JennyAn. Feel free to play our drinking game along with us but make sure you don’t have any plans the next day. So grab your jars of pee! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Paige will live or die in Leprechaun. Dir. Mark Jones Writer Mark Jones Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc New episo...

Jul 21, 20213 hr 1 min

Ep. 152: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of Winter in Summer”

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales Winter 2021 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about episode one of Freddy’s Nightmare called “No More Mr. Nice Guy” starring dear ole’ Robert Englund, himself. Kim tells Ket about an episode of The Hammer House of Horror called “The Silent Scream” starring Daddy Cox and Peter Cushing. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in this live episode! Dir Tobe Hooper Writers Wes ...

Jul 14, 20212 hr 2 min

Ep. 151: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of September in July”

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales September 2020 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Tales from the Crypt called “Dead Right” starring Demi Moore and George Bluth. Kim tells Ket about the episode called “Only Sin Deep” starring Caroline in the City. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in this live episode! Dir Howard Deutch Writers Steven Dodd, Andy Wolk Dir. Howard Deutch Writers Stev...

Jul 07, 20211 hr 45 min

Ep. 150: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of October in June”

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales October 2020 edition and also Ketryn’s Birthday, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Tales from the Darkside called Circus starring Old Old Uncle Circus Man. Kim tells Ket about an episode of Monsters starring Grueler, Kristy and Donna Martin. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in this live episode! Dir Michael Gornick Writers Sydney J. Bounds, George A. Romer...

Jun 30, 20211 hr 39 min

Ep. 149: The Babadook: “The Tale of the Accordion Womb”

In honor of the unexpected, but welcomed, LGBTQIA+ icon, Kim tells Ket about The Babadook. Ketryn’s swiss cheese memory comes in handy because, based on her final score, you’d never know she’d seen this before. Kim comes face-to-face with Babaroach and lives to tell the tale. They both discover just how accordion-like their wombs are. We hope you (that’s the rural “you”) enjoy it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Babadook. Dir. Jennifer Kent Writer Jennifer Kent Liste...

Jun 23, 20212 hr 35 min

Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 9: Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith. Chelsea is a Los Angeles filmmaker responsible for such films as All that we Destroy and Satanic Panic. Chelsea even lured the star of Satanic Panic, Hayley Griffith, down to the cellar with her! Hayley is an actress from the Big Apple. They’re both the latest victims of the Quiz Show Killer. Will Chelsea and Hayley survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket finally...

Jun 21, 202146 min

Ep. 148: What Keeps You Alive: “The Tale of Relationship Space - The Scariest Space of All”

Happy Pride Month! Ket tells Kim about the LGBTQ+ representative horror film, What Keeps You Alive, starring Hannah Emily Anderson and Brittany Allen. The girls add not one, but three more types of terrifying space. Ket reminds everyone, including Kim, that Kim cannot swim for shit so that everyone can be on the alert should you find her near water. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in What Keeps You Alive. Dir. Colin Minihan Writer Colin Minihan Listen to season 1 of our new...

Jun 16, 20212 hr 10 min

Ep. 147: Alien: “The Tale of SPACE Space”

Ket tells Kim about Ridley Scott’s Alien starring Sigourney Weaver. The girls kick off by talking about Mare of Easttown (SPOILER ALERT min 2:31-12:02). The girls confirm that their least favorite kind of space is definitely SPACE space, with snow space and underwater space tied for second. Just like Goldilocks, the girls have to decide on just the right ship. But instead of 3 bears it's ONE GIANT ALIEN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Alien. Dir. Ridley Scot Writer Dan ...

Jun 09, 20212 hr 27 min

Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 8: Mike Mendez and Sadie Katz

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Sadie Katz and Mike Mendez. Mike is a filmmaker from LA who has been making films since the age of 8 yrs. old. Sadie is a writer and actress who you DO NOT want to sit next to while watching Scream. These two spitfires are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Mike and Sadie survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket be that much closer to assembling their ghostly film crew to shoot their bio...

Jun 07, 202143 min

Ep. 146: Army of the Dead: “The Tale of SamArmy of the Dead”

Ket tells Kim about the 2 hour and 28 minute Zack Snyder cut of Army of the Dead starring Dave Bautista and Tig Notaro. The fellas from Entourage make an appearance. The girls learn just how cheugy they really are. All while Ket keeps track of the most important parts of the movie to skip to in this 2 HOUR AND 28 MINUTE MOVIE. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Army of the Dead. Dir. Zack Snyder Writer Zack Snyder Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET...

Jun 02, 20212 hr 34 min

Ep. 145: Blacula: “The Tale of Vampire Science”

Kim tells Ket about another 1972 classic, Blacula, starring William Marshall, Vonetta McGee and Denise Nicholas. The girls coin a far more appropriate nickname for Dracula the Douchebag. They contemplate the (not)hide-a-keys of the 70’s as well as wonder how anyone made plans ever. They also extend a formal invitation to their necks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Blacula. Dir. William Crain Writers Joan Torres, Raymond Koenig Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia...

May 26, 20212 hr 9 min

Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 7: Matt Mercer and Graham Skipper

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the dashing Matt Mercer @mercershark and Graham Skipper @skipstagraham. Matt is a LA based filmmaker whose latest project is Dementia II. This spooky film also stars Graham Skipper, an actor and founder of the Rated-R Speakeasy in Los Angeles. These deadly dudes are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Matt and Graham survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket finally be able to pitch those ...

May 24, 202147 min

Ep. 144: Horror Express: “The Tale of ‘BrphBrphBrphBrph’”

Ket tells Kim about the 1972 Christopher Lee/ Peter Cushing team-up, Horror Express. It also stars “The Cheshire Cat” from the 1985 TV Movie Alice in Wonderland, much to Ketryn’s delight. The girls coin a new term that will, undoubtedly, be used by and to describe Ketryn often: “hearthbagging.” They also determine that Satan has also read Neil Strauss’ early-aught bestseller, The Game, to neg monks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die on the Horror Express. Dir. Eugenio Martin ...

May 19, 20212 hr 3 min

Ep. 143: Lucky: “The Tale of ‘Blueberries’”

Kim tells Ket about Lucky, starring Brea Grant and directed by Natasha Kermani. The girls get real about where they would truly find themselves at the end of a horror movie. It’s not “dead” but it rhymes with “my me mu.” They also determine their social anxiety safe word. So put up your devil ears and let’s get Lucky. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lucky. Dir. Natasha Kermani Writer Brea Grant Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod - this week our guests are Na...

May 12, 20211 hr 43 min

Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 6: Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the amazing Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani. Brea Grant is a filmmaker/writer who wrote/starred in the SXSW 2020 feature, LUCKY, directed by Natasha Kermani. Natasha is an Iranian-American filmmaker and the co-founder of Illium Pictures. These gorgeous Duchesses of Darkness are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Brea and Natasha survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket finally have s...

May 10, 202145 min

Ep. 142: Club Dread: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dick(testines) to Save Humanity Part II”

Ket tells Kim about the ridiculous and delightful 2004 romp, Club Dread, starring Bill Paxton, Britney Daniel and the guys of Broken Lizard. The girls ponder the intricacies of nipple play. They decide to team up to do their haunting and run into yet another homonym problem all while watching this remake of John Carpenter’s The Thing. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Club Dread. Dir. Jay Chandrasekhar Writers Broken Lizard Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! ...

May 05, 20212 hr 29 min

Ep. 141: Anything For Jackson: “The Tale of Conversations with Dino Bones”

Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, Anything for Jackson, starring Sheila McCarthy and Julian Richings. Ketryn contemplates what she’d ask the Devil to grant her, if given the opportunity. Spoiler alert: it’s crows. An army of them. Kim embodies the algorithm robot for a short time but is back now. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anything for Jackson. Dir. Justin G. Dyck Writer Keith Cooper Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE ...

Apr 28, 20212 hr 44 min

Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 5: Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Her Majesty the Queen, Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens. Barbara Crampton’s career as an iconic figure in the horror/thriller genres has spanned 4 decades and continues to gain momentum. Travis, a prolific and renowned writer/director/producer in his own right, worked with Barbara on their genre feature, JAKOB’S WIFE (available now!). These icons are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Barbara and Travis surv...

Apr 26, 202140 min
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