Ket tells Kim about Lights Out, starring Teresa Palmer, Alexander DiPersia and Maria Bello, based on the short film by David F. Sandberg. Ketryn denies claims that she beats Kim with a switch for each point she does not get, despite Kim’s panic over the score. They determine the 3 most important times of day and Ketryn is forced to relive her most embarrassing moment to date. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Lights Out. Dir. David F. Sandberg Writers Eric Heisserer, David...
Apr 21, 2021•2 hr 10 min
Kim tells Ket about the Dread release starring Chet Siegel, Ruby McCollister, Jeff Riddle and David Littleton, Uncle Peckerhead. The girls deliberate on what time of day it is or is not appropriate to eat Metalheads. Kim sets Ket straight on which of them is more likely to be “stand-down-McClaned.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Uncle Peckerhead. Dir. Matthew John Lawrence Writer Matthew John Lawrence Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIV...
Apr 14, 2021•1 hr 59 min
This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Marty Go and Hana Mae Lee. Maritte Go is a Filipino-American filmmaker known for “Rise, “ “Phobias” and “Black as Night”. Hana Mae Lee is an actress, fashion designer, artist, writer, filmmaker, and make-up artist known for her roles in “The Babysitter” and “The Babysitter: Killer Queen.” These bosses are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Marty and Hana Mae survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or wi...
Apr 12, 2021•40 min
Ket tells Kim about the new release starring heartthrob, Devon Sawa, Hunter, Hunter. Ketryn has a very specific ulterior motive for doing this one besides just wanting to watch Bear Daddy Devon. The girls also learn about which animals just love to catch a sweet summer tan on their beach bods and where is and is not Kim’s kitchen. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hunter, Hunter. Dir. Shawn Linden Writer Shawn Linden Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND...
Apr 07, 2021•2 hr 7 min
Kim tells Ket about Oculus starring Karen Gillan, Brenton Thwaites, Katee Sackhoff and Lucas from Empire Records, Rory Cochrane. Ketryn goes all Peter Pettigrew on us and Kim contemplates what she wants written on her epità while Ketryn is more concerned with what she wants on her epitaph. We also learn that Kim may be dealing with an Oculus situation, given her rowdy mirrors and dead plants. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Oculus. Dir. Mike Flanagan Writer Mike Flanagan...
Mar 31, 2021•2 hr 45 min
Ket tells Kim about The House on Sorority Row starring Eileen Davidson and Kate McNeil. The girls relay the powers of Carol’s post-it to their Sammies. They both attempt to learn the return policy for people. Kim plays an entirely different movie in her head with a marching band and murderers ID'd by their Ann Taylor Loft clothing tags. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The House on Sorority Row. Dir. Mark Rosman Writers Mark Rosman, Bobby Fine Listen to season 1 of our ne...
Mar 24, 2021•2 hr 42 min
Kim tells Ket about Attack the Block starring John Boyega, Nick Frost and Emily Mortimer… I mean, Jodie Whittaker! Demon Jerry stops by for a quick chat. The girls contemplate their sidecast honoring My Cousin Vinny. They also establish a very important friend rule: never cry alien. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Attack the Block. Dir. Joe Cornish Writer Joe Cornish Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc Ne...
Mar 17, 2021•2 hr 40 min
Ket tells Kim about Antebellum starring Janelle Monae and Jena Malone. Ketryn takes a stand about the type of movie she wants to do for her next episode and Kim finds herself, yet again, covered in creepy crap. They also cover things that were and were not invented during the Civil War and both girls convert to the church of Gabourey Sidibe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Antebellum. Dir. Gerard Bush, Christopher Renz Writers Gerard Bush, Christopher Renz DRUNK HORROR S...
Mar 10, 2021•2 hr 23 min
Kim tells Ket about the 4th installment of Freddy’s nonsense in honor of Arik’s belated birthday! It stars the poor man’s Patricia Arquette, Tuesday Knight and, of course, Robert Englund. Kim expands her folly repertoire with a spot on impressions of knife fingers stabbing into flesh. And Ketryn tries to “out Freddy” Freddy. It goes… poorly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. Dir. Renny Harlin Writers Wes Craven, William Kotzwink...
Mar 03, 2021•2 hr 52 min
Our new Dread Podcast drops TODAY!!! Find KIM AND KET'S SURVIVE THE CELLAR wherever you listen to podcasts Link: https://link.chtbl.com/kkstc Kim & Ket host this hilarious horror trivia game to help victims - sorry, “contestants” - escape from a serial killer’s cellar. New episodes every other Monday! Dread Central Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 01, 2021•5 min
Ket tells Kim about the real-life horror of Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman starring Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham and Laverne Cox. What an episode to close out #WomenInHorrorMonth! The girls then discuss this timely masterpiece (yeah, we said masterpiece) with the Mother of Uterus Horror, herself, Molly Henery. The girls get their second dose in a row of their beloved Adam Brody being a real douche and they also have one of the most important discussions they’ve ever had on the show. I’m n...
Feb 24, 2021•3 hr 46 min
Kim tells Ket about the 2009 Jennifer’s Body starring Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried and Adam Brody. After that, the girls fangirl out over getting to talk to Caitlin Durante of The Bechdel Cast Podcast. The girls revisit all the bands they boned in 2009 and all the bandanas they wore as belts. While they talk to Caitlin, Ketryn goes full “schoolmarm” about the pop quiz for their #Sammies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jennifer’s Body. Dir. Karyn Kusama Writer Diablo Cody ...
Feb 17, 2021•3 hr 12 min
Ket tells Kim about Raw starring Garance Marillie and Ella Rumpf. After that, the girls have the privilege of sinking our teeth a little deeper into it with Ky Fields of KyFX group and literally like 6 million other things (click links below for this prolific Queen). None of them knew that Vet School went so hard and Ketryn gives into her true fuddy duddiness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Raw. Dir. Julia Ducournau Writer Julia Ducournau Kyasia Fields (KyFx) is a Houst...
Feb 10, 2021•3 hr 28 min
Kim tells Ket about the classic H.P. Lovecraft tale, Re-Animator (1985), starring Barbara Crampton, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Abbott. We’re kicking off #WomenInHorrorMonth #WiHM with a bang! Along with our regular episode where the girls confront things like “where is Zurich?” and “What are the differences between a ‘Father’ and a ‘Daddy’?”, stay tuned to the end of the episode where the girls gab with the Queen, herself, Barbara Crampton about being a woman in horror and her new film Sacrifice (o...
Feb 03, 2021•2 hr 43 min
Ket tells Kim about Patron pick Gretel and Hansel starring Sophia Lillis, Samuel Leakey and Alice Krige. The girls confirm whether or not they are cake people or ice cream people. They also have to do a ton of age conversions which has never been their strength and Kim makes a final and fruitless plea for Ketryn to stop smelling her. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gretel and Hansel. Dir. Oz Perkins Writer Rob Hayes Human Design combines Kabbalah, I'Ching, the chakra sys...
Jan 27, 2021•2 hr 30 min
Kim tells Ket about Pyewacket starring Laurie Holden and Nicole Muñoz. Sebastian (yes, the crab from The Little Mermaid) makes an appearance. We also meet a dirty woods baby and the girls debut their new podcast: Vowels, AmIRight? They also review Kim’s birth plan. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Pyewacket. Dir. Adam McDonald Writer Adam McDonald KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all t...
Jan 20, 2021•2 hr 16 min
Ket tells Kim about the 2005 Cursed starring everyone and anyone who was anyone in 2005. We’ve got Christina Ricci. We’ve got Joshua Jackson. We’ve got Jesse Eisenberg and so many more! First and foremost, the girls clear up the height discrepancy of each character. They spill the tea on dirty floor babies and the science of Were-STDs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cursed. Dir. Wes Craven Writer Kevin Williamson KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... ...
Jan 13, 2021•2 hr 43 min
Kim tells Ket about the Netflix release His House, starring Sope Dirisu, Wunmi Mosaku, Malaika Wakoli-Abigaba. It’s a very educational episode in which the girls explore exactly where Mitch McConnell’s mother conceived him, the dangers of hearing a disembodied “mama?” and how to (not) adopt a pet wall bird. In addition, this is a breathtaking movie that everyone should watch. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in His House. Dir. Remi Weekes Writer Remi Weekes; Story by Felicit...
Jan 06, 2021•2 hr 21 min
Ket tells Kim about the 2020 release starring Vince Vaughn and Katherine Newton, Freaky. Ket gives Kim one final Christmas present: the perfect and most Kimmiest kill of all kills and it is glorious! Ketryn also dives head first into her Vince Vaughn Daddy fantasies and it gets… uncomfortable. But it couldn’t be helped. It simply… couldn’t be helped. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Freaky. Dir. Christopher Landon Writers Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy NYE Zoom Party...
Dec 30, 2020•2 hr 43 min
Kim tells Ket about the holiday Patron pick, Better Watch Out, starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould. Sweet baby Cole, Luke is not. The girls find yet another example of a creepy crapbag kid that needs to be returned and put back to factory settings. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Better Watch Out. Dir. Chris Peckover Writers Zach Kahn December is the last month to sign up for an annual membership on Patreon and get 2 months FREE! www.patreon.com/kimandkets...
Dec 23, 2020•2 hr 47 min
Ket tells Kim about the Stephen King classic, Misery, starring themselves - I mean, Kathy Bates and James Caan. They are still unclear about strike anywhere matches and it continues to plague them. The girls also don’t discount the option to just marry your captor. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Misery Dir. Rob Reiner Writers Stephen King, William Goldman December is the last month to sign up for an annual membership on Patreon and get 2 months FREE! www.patreon.com/kim...
Dec 16, 2020•2 hr 29 min
Kim tells Ket about the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring Marilyn Burns and Gunnar Hansen. Kim makes a very firm statement about Sally Hardesty and we stand by it. The girls manage to solve the mystery of how many wheels an… 18 wheeler has. So let’s float around like 100 yr. old babies in 1973 Texas, Space. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Dir. Tobe Hooper Writers Kim Hinkel, Tobe Hooper KKSAM Holiday Virtual Live Show! Saturday 12/12 ...
Dec 09, 2020•2 hr 29 min
Ket tells Kim about her birthday pick, Audition, starring Ryo Ishibashi, Eihi Shiina and Tetsu Sawaki. The most pressing thing about this episode is that we will officially be holding an audition to find Kim’s husband and I am sure nothing will go wrong and it’ll be just fine. So hold onto your china, the emotional bulls are comin’ through - boop boop! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in Audition. Dir. Takashi Miike Writers Ryu Murakami, Daisuke Tengan KKSAM Holiday Virtual L...
Dec 02, 2020•2 hr 8 min
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving classic (they said the word Thanksgiving like two whole times, ok?) Escape Room starring Taylor Russell, Logan Miller and Jay Ellis. Ketryn has a very revealing moment as Kim describes a library, complete with a fancy hearth, to her in titillating detail. Kim also learns that Ketryn doesn’t understand how tall rooms are and Kim’s death monologue is… surprising. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Escape Room. Dir. Adam Robitel Writers Bra...
Nov 25, 2020•2 hr 38 min
Ket tells Kim about Ghost Ship starring Julianna Marguiles and Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne obviously appears in a black wool peacoat as his rider clearly states. As per any horror movie comedy podcast, the girls talk politics, stand-up comedy specials, and the Great British Baking Show. But then they dive headfirst into the depths of the terrifying ocean to learn important life lessons about ghosts and gold while actively not trying to trigger Kim’s 80’s ghost boyfriend. Most importantly, we’ll...
Nov 18, 2020•2 hr 26 min
Kim tells Ket about the third installment of their journey through Friday the 13th with part III in 3D starring Dana Kimmell , Tracie Savage , and Richard Brooker . And we finally get some hockey mask up in this piece! Ket learns that being the daughter of a horse girl is really gonna come in handy when barn science is needed. The girls also really hope there is a chiropractor at Crystal Lake. So let’s stroke the fire, #sammies! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the...
Nov 11, 2020•2 hr 35 min
Ket tells Kim about Idle Hands starring the longest running dude on her wall: Devon Sawa. It also stars business mogul, Jessica Alba, along with Seth Green and Vivica A. Fox. Despite their decades long friendship, our girls continue to learn about each other and Ketryn learns that Kim’s expertise in having sex with cars extends to monster trucks. We’ll also meet the cousin of Heavy Metal Jeff from Porno: Heavy Metal Randy. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Idle Hands. Dir....
Nov 04, 2020•2 hr 43 min
Kim tells Ket about Christine based on the novel by Stephen King. In honor of the season, the girls’ patrons got to vote on a flick from the Duke of Halloween himself: John Carpenter. Ket get’s “judgey” about the terror-factor of the name Christine. Kim reflects on how the pandemic has resulted in a lot of honking of one’s own horn. While both girls make some very strong and very (in)accurate assumptions about dudes who are into cars. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Chri...
Oct 28, 2020•2 hr 50 min
KKSAM for short... A lil intro about who we are and what we do! Wondering where to start? These are a few of our Sammies' favorite episodes: Ep. 88 Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Ep. 98 The Final Girls Ep. 122 Misery Follow us on social media @kksampodcast www.kimandketstayalive.com Proud members of the Dread Central Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 28, 2020•7 min
Ket tells Kim about The Guest starring Dan Stevens and Maika Monroe. Ket picked it to ogle Dan Stevens and that mission… was accomplished. You know what mission wasn’t accomplished? Filming the right scenes in order for Kim to share in the ogling. Apologies all around. The girls also discuss how they would like to be strangled and Ket literally needs a cold shower. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Guest. Dir. Adam Wingard Writer Simon Barrett Patreon Funko Pop Giveawa...
Oct 21, 2020•2 hr 28 min
