Ket tells Kim about My Bloody Valentine (1981) starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck. The girls will recount their various reasons for Valentine’s Day-induced emotional scarring. They’ll take several trips to “BoneCon” and remind listeners that FOMO is no reason to go on a murder spree. Kim and Ket will also introduce their #Sammies to the #FinalGirls of their brand spankin’ new Patreon! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in My Bloody Valentine . Dir. George Mihalka...
Feb 13, 2019•1 hr 44 min
Kim tells Ket about Hellraiser starring Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins and Sean Chapman. Kim will barely be able to keep it in her pants over Skelefrank. Both Kim and Ket will try to say the name Larry in a sexy way… and fail… because the name is… Larry. The girls will also share some fashion tips like “put your skin on BEFORE your shirt.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellraiser. Dir. Clive Barker Find more info about THE GOLEM at: epic-pictures.com/film/the-golem Che...
Feb 06, 2019•1 hr 42 min
Ket tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hotness that is Oscar Isaac. They’ll both educate all of you on the Bechdel Test. And THEY’LL be educated on tentacle blood and jurassic bear skull monsters. And all of YOU will educate Kim and Ket on where the quote “We’re all a little crazy” came from. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or di...
Jan 30, 2019•1 hr 47 min
Kim tells Ket about 47 Meters Down starring Mandy Moore, Claire Holt and Matthew Modine. Listen, sometimes the cables that hold the cage, protecting you from surrounding sharks, and preventing you from falling 47 meters to the ocean floor, break. Sometimes microphones break too... So get your scuba tanks and your metaphorical tits out and let’s get our nitrogen narcosis on! *DISCLAIMER: Seriously, there were tech problems and we lost Kim’s audio. But, friend of the podcast, Brian Sharpe was able...
Jan 23, 2019•1 hr 42 min
Ket tells Kim about The Exorcist 3 starring George C. Scott, Ed Flanders and Brad Dourif. We’ll confront Kim about her budding schizophrenia… or possession. It’s unclear. Fabio will make an appearance as an angel. We’ll learn the science of possession and try out a new nickname for our fans. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Detective Burns will live or die in Exorcist 3. Dir. William Peter Blatty Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girl...
Jan 16, 2019•1 hr 53 min
Ket tells Kim about the Netflix hit CAM starring Madeline Brewer, Patch Darragh, and Melora Walters. We’ll learn about Kim’s history of dating baby ghosts and Kim will teach us the recipe for her kid-friendly meal: spinach in milk. We’ll dive into Kim’s esteemed career as a real hand model and Ket’s failed career as a foot model. And Ket will have to explain to Kim what a DVD store is. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in CAM. Dir. Daniel Goldhaber Get acquainted with the ...
Jan 09, 2019•1 hr 53 min
Kim tells Ket about The Orphanage starring Belen Rueda, Fernando Cayo, and Roger Princep. Kim will adamantly tell her that ‘double ding’ just isn’t gonna happen. Stop trying to make double ding happen, Ketryn! The girls will definitely get the theme to Growing Pains stuck in your head (you’re welcome!) and Ketryn will be shamed by Kim about her fear of old wooden toys. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in The Orphanage. Dir. J.A. Bayona Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS K...
Jan 02, 2019•1 hr 56 min
Ket tells Kim about the 2006 remake of Black Christmas starring Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Oliver Hudson. We’ll learn about ancient pagan winter solstice rituals, the anatomy of eyeballs, and brothel laws of yore. We’ll use a new vocab word: ‘Kimming.’ But let’s be honest, both Kim AND Ket did their fair share of kimming back in the day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Black Christmas Dir. Glen Morgan Donate to our holiday Fund for The National Network to ...
Dec 26, 2018•1 hr 53 min
Kim tells Ket about Krampus starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, and David Koechner. We’ll learn about how Ket unsuccessfully attempted to seduce Adam Scott and how Kim and Ket have every intention of seducing Toni Collette. We’ll get a horror movie within a horror movie when Ket discovers Kim’s mail pile. But most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Krampus. Dir. Michael Dougherty Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girl...
Dec 19, 2018•1 hr 44 min
Ket tells Kim about The Babysitter starring Judah Lewis, Samara Weaving, and Bella Thorne. Ketryn will be betrayed by Kim when she learns something about Kim’s past she’d never heard before. The girls will also learn that the award they won for the movie they made together is a very useful weapon and Ket will get a girl boner (a vag-oner, if you will) for a blond girl. Meanwhile, Kim will come down, strongly, on the side of ‘anti-tarantulas’. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die...
Dec 12, 2018•1 hr 47 min
Kim tells Ket about Happy Death Day starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, and Ruby Modine. We’ll take a walk of success through Kim & Ket’s college days and learn that babies are RUTHLESS! Ket will have an emotional breakthrough as she “Ebenezer Scrooges” with a stone-cold bitch. So grab your MGPF and let’s wish Kim a Happy Death (Birth)day! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Happy Death Day. Dir. Christopher Landon Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KE...
Dec 05, 2018•1 hr 58 min
Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, and Leelee Sobieski. We’ll learn that there is a time limit on how long you can leave liquor with the girls before it done gets drunk… but not as drunk as poor little freshman, Sean (Don’t drink the ‘WhatNot’!). So grab your carrier pigeon as we follow ‘Icolas Age’ through Summersisle where he asks zero follow up questions. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in The Wicker Man. Dir. Neil LaBute Get acqu...
Nov 28, 2018•1 hr 39 min
Kim AND Ket tell their special guest Maya Stojan about the NEW Halloween (2018), starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer and Andi Matichak. Though she didn’t have experience with Halloween while growing up in Switzerland, we will learn that Maya’s ruthlessness knows no limits as she out ‘final girls’ us all! They’ll reveal their complicated relationship with “The Brits” and wish a very happy birthday to the OG Scream Queen, Jamie Lee Curtis! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Maya Stojan would li...
Nov 21, 2018•2 hr 8 min
Kim tells Ket about Train to Busan, starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, and Ma Dong-seok. Kim will try her hand, yet again, at scaring her cyber date, Adam. We’ll get a sneak peak at the girls’ new infomercial and learn where zombies stand on gun control, all while getting our heart strings pulled by a 10 to 35 year old little girl. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die on the Train to Busan. Dir. Yeon Sang-ho Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayal...
Nov 14, 2018•1 hr 56 min
Ket tells Kim about The Purge: Election Year , starring Elizabeth Mitchell and Frank Grillo… not Jon Bernthal. Depending on the results of OUR election, this telling will either be a tale of what we narrowly avoided OR a survival guide of what’s to come for us all! In which case, grab your bedazzled machine guns and let’s get ‘schmacty!’ Most importantly, we’ll find out of Kim would live or die in The Purge: Election Year. Dir. James DeMonaco Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at w...
Nov 07, 2018•1 hr 43 min
Kim tells Ket about Trick ‘r Treat , starring Anna Paquin, Brian Cox and Dylan Baker. As usual, they will refer to exactly none of the characters by their correct names and they’ll focus ONLY on the most important plot points. They’ll take a visit to a “Wok” Quarry and, most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die in Trick ‘r Treat . Dir. Michael Dougherty Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Pee...
Oct 31, 2018•1 hr 30 min
Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (1977) , starring Jessica Harper, Stefania Casini, and Flavio Bucci. We’ll get decorating tips like velvet’s not just for couches and how to give your houseguests seizures! We’ll also confirm that wine IS medicine (Ket knew it!)... if you’re doctor is a psychopath. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim would live or die in Suspiria (1977) . Dir. Dario Argento Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksam...
Oct 24, 2018•1 hr 45 min
Kim tells Ket about Halloween (2007) , starring Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, and Scout Taylor-Compton. We’ll find out how many times the girls can manage to bring up tacos while discussing brutal murders by an evil psychopath. We’ll introduce a new character: the bell, used less for acknowledging correct answers and more for imitating classic SNL sketches. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die in Halloween (2007) . Dir. Rob Zombie Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM &...
Oct 17, 2018•1 hr 59 min
Ket tells Kim about Ginger Snaps . starring Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle and Mimi Rogers. We’ll find out how Ket can’t pick bad movies even when she tries and takes pity on Kim’s faulty picker. We’ll learn about how Kim doesn’t believe in supervising children and Ket believes they should be on a leash at all times. We’ll discuss how getting your period is just like becoming a werewolf. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim would live or die in Ginger Snaps . Dir. John Fawcett Get acquaint...
Oct 10, 2018•1 hr 38 min
Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer , starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. We’ll listen to Ket literally die of laughter (she’s a ghost now) and who Kim and Ket would kill if they had to. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die in The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksam...
Oct 03, 2018•1 hr 40 min
Ket tells Kim about Deliverance , starring the late Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight, Ned Beatty and Ronny Cox. We’ll find out if Kim murders a date that she thought was standing her up. We’ll learn about banjo boy, how to scale the cliffs of insanity, and Ketryn’s new found love with Burt Reynolds’ arms. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in Deliverance . Dir. John Boorman Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksamp...
Sep 26, 2018•1 hr 37 min
Kim tells Ket about The Open House, starring Dylan Minnette and Piercey Dalton. We’ll find out if Ket has improved her staying alive skills. We’ll learn about Kim’s cyber date, with a Horror Movie virgin, and what to wear to a black tie bedtime. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in The Open House . Dir. Matt Angel, Suzanne Coote Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Ins...
Sep 19, 2018•1 hr 47 min
Ket tells Kim about The Skeleton Key, starring Kate Hudson, Peter Sarsgaard, Gena Rowlands and John Hurt. We’ll learn why Kim and Ket have brainwashed all their friends into mispronouncing the French word for ‘five.’ Kim will decide she’s NEVER going to work for Ket. And through very scientific methods they will determine what it would be like to sleep with Peter Sarsgaard. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in The Skeleton Key . Dir. Iain Softley Get acquainted with the AL...
Aug 26, 2018•1 hr 34 min
Kim tells Ket about I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House , starring Ruth Wilson, Paula Prentiss, and Bob Balaban. We’ll also get Part 2 of Kim’s date with Batman and remain utterly confused. Kim will officially announce her vendetta towards a kitchen chair and Ket’s ‘Dad jokes.’ Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House . Dir. Oz Perkins Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat wit...
Aug 26, 2018•1 hr 28 min
Ket tells Kim about An American Haunting , starring Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, and Rachel Hurd-Wood. We’ll learn that Ket can always find a reason to get feisty about feminism, Sissy Spacek’s new nickname, and whether a killer cast and being based on a true story guarantees a killer movie. Most importantly, we’ll find out of Kim will live or die in An American Haunting . Dir. Courtney Solomon Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls...
Aug 26, 2018•47 min
Kim tells Ket about The Boy , starring Lauren Cohen, Rupert Evans, and James Russell. We’ll learn about Kim’s date with Batman and whether he was, or was not, a serial killer. Did she even watch the movie? We’ll find out which of the girls is more likely to ‘drink the kool-aid.’ Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in The Boy . Dir. William Brent Bell Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com P...
Aug 26, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Ket tells Kim about Green Room , starring the late Anton Yelchin, Patrick Stewart, and Alia Shawkat. We’ll learn about things like where their love of horror movies began, who their watching partners will (and won’t) be, how to duct tape an arm back together, and what exactly is a ‘butt boy’? Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in the Green Room. Dir. Jeremy Saulnier Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampo...
Aug 26, 2018•1 hr 13 min
