Kim tells Ket about Unsane starring Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard and Jay Pharoah. Ket will remind you why you should just stick to Starbucks on your lunch break. If you don’t you will definitely be kept against your will in an institution. Those are just facts. The girls will also introduce you to… The King. What will you do for a phone? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Unsane. Dir. Steven Soderbergh Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com...
Jul 10, 2019•2 hr 15 min
“Scream Resurrection” Broadcast on VH1 Monday, July 8 - July 10Ket tells Kim about the Season 3 trailer for Scream Resurrection and asks why in the eff is anyone in their dark school hallways at night? GET OUTTA THERE!Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on...
Jul 08, 2019•11 min
Ket tells Kim about Apostle starring Ketryn’s boyfriend, Michael Sheen and Kim’s boyfriend, Dan Stevens. We’ll be introduced to yet another Burpsmap. We’ll have a lesson in ordering cheesesteaks and roman numerals and we’ll learn a new vocab word. Kim is still looking for the bar but, most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Apostle. Dir. Gareth Evans Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the ...
Jul 03, 2019•2 hr 14 min
“Annabelle Comes Home” In Theaters June 26, 2019 Kim tells Ket about Annabelle Comes Home. Honestly, guys, if you don’t get it by this point, we don’t know how to help you with your haunted kids and their possessed toys. It’s on youse at this point. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @...
Jul 01, 2019•11 min
Kim tells Ket about the “classic” horror movie, that was surely nominated for several Oscars, starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten and Karen Fields. In this film, boobs are VIP tickets to the Boy Circle and Kim has backstage passes… Ket was, is, and always will be looking for scalpers in the parking lot. Nick Santa Croce, this one’s for you! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Sleepaway Camp. Dir. Robert Hiltzik Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kima...
Jun 26, 2019•1 hr 59 min
“Child’s Play” In Theaters June 21, 2019 Ket tells Kim about Child’s Play starring, our girl, Aubrey Plaza. Once again, IF. YOU. HAVE. CHILDREN. THEY, OR THEIR TOYS, WILL BE HAUNTED. You’ve been warned… again. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Join Podcoin and use code "StayAlive" for 300 coins Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on ...
Jun 24, 2019•13 min
Ket tells Kim about Bad Samaritan starring David Tennant, Robert Sheehan and Kerry Condon. Ketryn learns a very important lesson: David Tennant, while a near perfect human, is only mortal, after all. Kim will come as close as we’ve ever seen her to losing her complete mind and almost killing Ketryn. And both the girls will get “Geostormed.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will love or die in Bad Samaritan. Dir. Dean Devlin Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayali...
Jun 19, 2019•2 hr 26 min
“Doctor Sleep” In Theaters November 8, 2019 Kim tells Ket about the most recent installment of The Stephen King Universe from Mike Flanagan. Join the girls at the Overlook Hotel. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book the face of ...
Jun 17, 2019•10 min
Kim tells Ket about Poltergeist starring JoBeth Williams, Heather O’Rourke and Craig T. Nelson. I know, I know! How has Ketryn not seen this? We’ll get into it. Chill out about it. Also, did you not learn our lesson from last week? If you have kids, they WILL become haunted. We’ll also find out that in the great bracket of terrifying clowns, Pennywise may have some competition. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Poltergeist. Dir. Tobe Hooper Get acquainted with all things K...
Jun 12, 2019•2 hr 27 min
“The Dead Don’t Die” In Theaters June 14, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the newest “The Dead Don’t Die" trailer. The girls determine what kind of zombies they would be. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Fa...
Jun 10, 2019•10 min
Ket tells Kim about Ouija: Origin of Evil starring Elizabeth Reaser, Henry Thomas, Lulu Wilson and Annalisse Basso. The girls need all #Sammies to know something: If you have kids, they WILL become haunted and they WILL find crap bags of cash in the walls. You’ve been warned. Oh! And make sure you know what you’d ask each other as code to throw off a Ouija Demon. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Ouija: Origin of Evil. Dir. Mike Flanagan Get acquainted with all things KIM ...
Jun 05, 2019•2 hr 19 min
“Midsommar” In Theaters July 3, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the Midsommar trailer. This doesn’t bode well for our Burnsie, as she is most likely to join a cult. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebo...
Jun 03, 2019•12 min
Kim tells Ket about Emelie starring Sarah Bolger, Carly Adams, Joshua Rush. Our episode opens with the girls catching a case of the giggles. Kim is still on low-key (high-key?) crack due to lack of sleep. The girls coin a new mantra. (Spoiler Alert: it has to do with tits and vagina.) Ket comes to terms with her uncanny resemblance to an anxious 9 year old child. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Emelie. Dir. Michael Thelin Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at w...
May 29, 2019•1 hr 50 min
“The Odds” Arriving on VOD, Digital HD, leading Digital Platforms and DVD On June 4, 2019 Kim tells Ket about The Odds trailer. We learn that Ket is not super attached to her extremities. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Bo...
May 27, 2019•9 min
Ket tells Kim about House of Wax starring Vincent Price, Frank Lovejoy, and Phyllis Kirk. Ket begins planning the wedding of Kim and her new Ghost Beau that lives in Ket’s kitchen. They switch gears from being a horror movie comedy podcast to a Paris Hilton/Grammar/Old Timey Musical Podcast. Y’all cool with that? Cool. They also decide that they prefer living in the era where women didn’t have to store their internal organs in their hats. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in ...
May 22, 2019•2 hr 10 min
“Brightburn” In theaters May 27, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the Brightburn trailer. Picture Superman...but he’s a dick. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of...
May 20, 2019•12 min
Kim tells Ket about "Summer of ‘84" starring Graham Verchere, Judah Lewis, Caleb Emery, and Cory Gruter-Andrew. We’ll learn about when it’s appropriate to use binoculars. The girls will begin their blueprints for their Podcast Treehouse and they’ll blame everything on raccoons. They’ll also tell you the most foolproof survival tactic they’ve ever shared. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Summer of ‘84. Dir. Francois Simard, Anouk Whissell, Yoann-Karl Whissell Shout out to ...
May 15, 2019•1 hr 59 min
We did a new thing!! We couldn't stay away from our Sammies for an entire week because we love you too damn much. Here's a lil Mini-Monday trailer episode to start your week off right... “It: Chapter Two"In theaters September 6, 2019.Kim tells Ket about the "It: Chapter Two" trailer since Ket has, inexplicably, never seen any of the "It" movies. Kim on the other hand, cannot control her high-pitched voice of childhood fear.Watch the trailer here K&K are excited to be a part of the Epic Film...
May 13, 2019•12 min
*Spoiler alert - watch it first if you don’t want to hear the spoils!* Ket tells Kim about the Jordan Peele masterpiece, Us, starring Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, and Elisabeth Moss. We’ll learn to never hide a key in a hide-a-key. The girls will remind you that the the correct amount of time to stab someone is forever. And we’ll all want to run away from Santa Cruz, bipedally. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Us. Dir. Jordan Peele Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM ...
May 08, 2019•2 hr 16 min
Kim tells Ket about the 2007 Spanish horror REC starring Manuela Velasco, Ferran Terraza and Jorge-Yamam Serrano. The girls will explore which alternate universe they’re currently living in based on The Mandela Effect and the correct spelling of The Berenstein (Berenstain?) Bears. Ket will journey into yet another Zombie-ish situation and she’ll mistake the spanish word for ‘I’ with an assertive New York accent. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in REC. Dir. Jaume Balaguero, ...
May 01, 2019•1 hr 44 min
Ket tells Kim about the creepy Swedish love story of Let The Right One In starring Kare Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, and Per Ragnar. The girls will re-acquaint themselves with everyone’s favorite crime dog: Kevin McGruff. Ket will discover her favorite defense against baddies: 30 cats! The girls will also remind you to be wary of adults who drink glasses of milk. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Let The Right One In. Dir. Tomas Alfredson Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS...
Apr 24, 2019•1 hr 39 min
Kim tells Ket about the terrifying Terrifier starring David Howard Thornton, Jenna Kanell and Samantha Scaffidi. This one was a doozy, #Sammies. The girls added several entries to their survival guide. They explained the very real perils of wearing one-piece outfits in public bathrooms and they will fail at answering the question “what IS this building, though?”. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Terrifier. Dir. Damien Leone Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET...
Apr 17, 2019•2 hr 3 min
Ket tells Kim about The Forest starring Natalie Dormer, Taylor Kinney and Eoin Macken. We’ll say “goodbye” to KKSAM podcast because the girls are starting a Funeral Moonbounce business that is going to be v. v. lucrative. (J.K.) The girls will find a new level of night beyond “night night”: TRIPLE NIGHT! And we’ll all meet a new member of Baby Burpsmap’s family tree. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Forest. Dir. Jason Zada Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & ...
Apr 10, 2019•2 hr 5 min
Kim tells Ket about the classic April Fool’s Day starring Deborah Foreman, Griffin O’Neal, and Clayton Rohner. We’ll learn that Ketryn does not like April Fools pranks… unless she’s the one playing them. The girls will tell the story of the “Birth of Cinq,” and they’ll reluctantly answer some very revealing 1986 Cosmo quiz questions. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in April Fool’s Day. Dir. Fred Walton Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayali...
Apr 03, 2019•1 hr 51 min
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original, The Witch in the Window starring Alex Draper, Charlie Tacker and Carol Stanzione.. Kim meets a KKSAM celeb from episode 10. Ket laments her inability to see whatever image was in those magic eye posters. Both girls praise the holy universe that documentation of the indiscretions of their youth was far more sparse than it is today. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Witch in the Window. Dir. Andy Mitton Get acquainted with the AL...
Mar 27, 2019•1 hr 43 min
Kim tells Ket about the acid trip that is the Shudder exclusive, Mandy, starring Nicolas Cage (Icolas Age) and Andrea Riseborough. Ket enlists The #Sammies to join the “Keep Kim Out of a Cult” mission. Kim cannot, under any circumstances, remember the name for a crossbow. They’ll both end the episode completely high. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Mandy. Dir. Panos Cosmatos Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girl...
Mar 20, 2019•1 hr 59 min
Ket tells Kim about Leprechaun 2 starring the charming and profesh Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath and Shevonne Durkin. The girls will find Bridget a little picky. I mean, the dating scene is a jungle out there! They’ll also discuss the exciting and polarizing topic of motorboating. And listeners will learn that one should always be armed with iron to survive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Leprechaun 2. Dir. Rodman Flender Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET ...
Mar 13, 2019•1 hr 49 min
Kim tells Ket about Revenge starring Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz , Kevin Janssens , and Vincent Colombe . As usual, they talk about the important things like what do ants eat? Are those Kim’s real legs? Is Ketryn’s husband a daytime serial killer? The girls will also add to their survival guide with fool-proof ways to stay alive like “learn to do a single pull-up.” But most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live and get revenge in… Revenge. Dir. Coralie Fargeat Use code KKSAMPODCAST for 10% off ...
Mar 06, 2019•1 hr 55 min
Ket tells Kim about Honeymoon (2014) starring Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway. The girls will pay homage to the niche genre of porn known as pirate porn… that’s a thing, no? Ket will invite herself onto Kim’s honeymoon to prevent her from getting ‘aliened,’ much to Kim’s chagrin. But most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Honeymoon. Dir. Leigh Janiak Use code KKSAMPODCAST for 10% off your Fangoria subscription Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketsta...
Feb 27, 2019•1 hr 38 min
Kim tells Ket about Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet in honor of Arik’s birthday. The girls will coin a new term for that incredibly hot piece of male accoutrement with a very unfortunate name. They’ll also be introduced to Burpsmaps attorney: Winesmap. And Kim will be unfaithful to Skelefrank while Ket will look for literally any excuse to get up in Lisa Bonet’s piece. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Angel Heart. Dir. Alan Parker Get 5% o...
Feb 20, 2019•2 hr
