Ket gives Kim and all the Sammies a belated Valentine’s day gift with Heart eyes starring Chad from Scream, and Devon Sawaaa! If a Hallmark movie had a serial killer in it, it would be this movie. Sometimes death is just so romantic. Stay tuned for more Devon after these messages. Dir. Josh Ruben Writers Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy Sophia Zolan's horror short "SHADOW": https://youtu.be/lrwOxbJSz1Q Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: ww...
Feb 25, 2026•1 hr 12 min
Kim finishes telling Ket about the second half of this riveting masterpiece. When you put Freddy in the mix with other misogynist dorks… Jason doesn’t seem so bad, honestly. Grab your jello and let’s finish this! It is finished, right? There isn’t one more to tell in exactly one month is there? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Freddy vs. Jason. Dir. Ronny Yu Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Based on characters created by Wes Craven and Victor Miller Support the girls ...
Feb 18, 2026•1 hr 25 min
Kim tells Ket about the millionth installment of their Friday the 13th series with special guest, Fred D. Krueger. What are these two crazy kids gonna get up to? Couldn’t possibly be scarier than the amount of sweat that Ket produces. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which dudes are toxic AF, even post mortem. Dir. Ronny Yu Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Based on characters created by Wes Craven and Victor Miller **NOTE: Apologies for the slight audio crackle in this one. It wasn't appar...
Feb 11, 2026•1 hr 45 min
Ket finishes telling Kim about this Hallmark (Horrormark, if you will ::door slam sound::) film. You know the trope: struggling musician moves back to home town, rekindles love with old flame, utter creepiness ensues. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Confession. Writer/Dir. Will Canon Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARI...
Feb 04, 2026•1 hr 2 min
Ket tells Kim about The Confession (2025) starring an impressively creepy crapbag. Kim says she hopes Rami doesn’t turn into a creepy crapbag… Ket reminds her that every kid, at some point, has a little creep and a little crap. Best to just power through. But at least she’s prepared and knows the signs. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out if Naomi will need to join the CCB Support Group. Writer/Dir. Will Canon Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com...
Jan 28, 2026•1 hr 28 min
Ok, it’s part 2 of Bring Her Back and Ket JUST realized why Kim picked this one! Kim’s back… Bring Her Back… get it? Clever girl! Normally, it’s a week between parts but this one is just a quick pee break. We’re so glad Kim’s back so Ket didn’t have to keep her body in a freezer and reanimate it with some random person baby-birding her soul back into her mouth. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Bring Her Back. Dir. Danny Philippou, Michael Philippou Writers Danny Philippou...
Jan 21, 2026•1 hr 25 min
The day has finally come. ‘Tis the valiant and much anticipated return of Ketryn’s OTHER other half! Please welcome to the stage the hilarious, beautiful Mom, Ms. Kimberly Erin Marie Maleficient Jesus Burns! She’s back, babyyyy! This time, WITH a baby, whose name is FINALLY revealed. Oh, also, she tells Ket about a movie. It’s really good. Stay tuned to see who else is brought back in Bring Her Back. Dir. Danny Philippou, Michael Philippou Writers Danny Philippou, Bill Hinzman Support the girls ...
Jan 14, 2026•1 hr 17 min
Arik continues telling Ket about the MUCH REQUESTED Final Destination 2: the anticipated follow up to the very first episode that Arik ever guested on where Ket told him about the first Final Destination. Shout out to Podcast Boyfriend, Devon Sawa… and of course, the biggest shout out to Producer Arik! You killed it, babe! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Final Destination 2. Dir. David R. Ellis Writers J. Mackye Gruber, Eric Bress, Jeffrey Reddick Support the girls on PA...
Jan 07, 2026•1 hr 2 min
All aboard the train to Tangent Town as Ket & Arik welcome Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE, Kim Burns! Our hosts kick things off by catching their guest up on all things Buffy that have occurred since her last appearance (S2E6 “Halloween”). Ket, Arik & Kim enjoyed this fun Buffy episode, which gave them ample opportunity to share stories of their own wild teenage days. Kim & Ket share the secret to long-lasting friendship, and Kim reveals that being a new mom mea...
Jan 05, 2026•1 hr 18 min
For the first time in KKSAM Herstory, neither Kim NOR Ket will be telling the tale. We shall be taking a ride on the words of ::drum roll:: PRODUCER ARIK! As sad as we are to not have Devon in this one, it was better for Ketryn’s marriage that it worked out this way. Bimberly is still doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we FINALLY get to our DESTINATION! Dir. David R. Ellis Writers J. Mackye Gruber, Eric Bress, Jeffrey Reddick Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus cont...
Dec 31, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Ket finishes telling Kim about the Christmas classic, Terrifier 3. I don’t know what all the fuss was about! It wasn’t that gorey! Just a cozy little Christmas flick to me. Just kidding. Ket will never get rat throat out of her head. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terrifier 3. Writer/Dir. Damien Leone KKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier: https://art19.com/shows/kim-and-ket-stay-alive-maybe/episodes/68266596-eff3-4c99-9505-a91a4afbba13 Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet ...
Dec 24, 2025•1 hr 16 min
The Ghost of Christmas Past Ket tells the “about-to-burst” Ghost of Christmas Past Kim about Terrifier 3. Did Ket know the movie was going to open on grotesque birth horror mere moments before Kim pushes Bimberly out of her butt? She did not. Enjoy! Stay tuned for Part 2 where Art is up to his ole’ holiday cheer again. Writer/Dir. Damien Leone KKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier: https://art19.com/shows/kim-and-ket-stay-alive-maybe/episodes/68266596-eff3-4c99-9505-a91a4afbba13 Support the girls on PATREO...
Dec 17, 2025•1 hr 17 min
The Ghost of Christmas Past Kim finishes telling the Ghost of Christmas Past Ket about The Mothman Prophecies. Full disclosure: we have no recollection of what was talked about. It was very hot and 50% of us were very pregnant. Enjoy! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mothman Prophecies. Dir. Mark Pellington Writers Richard Hatem, John A. Keel Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket ...
Dec 10, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Past Kim tells past Ket about the Christmas classic, The Mothman Prophecies, starring Julia Roberts’ work husband, Richard Gere. Past Bimberly is yet to emerge and its 100 million degrees. But the girls stay cool in the snowy landscapes of Mothm’n. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Ket will live or die or melt. Dir. Mark Pellington Writers Richard Hatem, John A. Keel Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket &...
Dec 03, 2025•1 hr 25 min
Ket continues telling Arik about Together, starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco: a real life couple with a cautionary tale for another real life couple. Who knew that the horror story of what happens to Tillie Mim leads Arik to reveal one of the most romantic things he’s ever said to Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketrik will live or die in Together. Writer/Dir. Michael Shanks Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemay...
Nov 26, 2025•1 hr 18 min
Ket tells Arik about Together, starring real life couple Alison Brie and Dave Franco. Of all the things to be disturbed by, Arik is apoplectic about Rat Kings. (Google at your own peril.) The parallels feel like a pointed warning directed at KKSAM’s real life couple: stick to rain water. Also, Bimberly’s doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we discover if the Spice Girl prophecy comes true. Writer/Dir. Michael Shanks Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: ww...
Nov 19, 2025•1 hr 28 min
The girls jump back into one of the very first “snow spaces” and reflect on the joy of pre-pandemic life where the horrors yet to come were but a distant and unknowable future. Burnsie reflects on month 2 of motherhood and baby Bimberly is thriving! Spoiler alert: they remain unsponsored by the whiskey-that-shan’t-be-named. Dir. Tommy Wirkola Writers Tommy Wirkola, Stig Frode Henriksen Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemayb...
Nov 12, 2025•2 hr 19 min
We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul. Dir. John Hough Writers Burt Wetanson, Michael Vines, John Hough Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@m...
Nov 05, 2025•2 hr 4 min
Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And here’s the good news about Kim not getting to hear about this absolute masterpiece! When she’s extracted the human living inside her, we can do this film for a live watch with our Patreon Sammies! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Arik will live or die in Weapons. Dir./Writer Zach Cregger Support the girls on P...
Oct 29, 2025•1 hr 31 min
Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and consumed by a tiny creepy crapbag growing inside her, Ket was forced to enlist her OTHER life partner to be utterly frightened and confused. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Arik survives… whatever the eff it is we’re surviving in this movie! Dir./Writer Zach Cregger Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BO...
Oct 22, 2025•1 hr 27 min
Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes on salty fear. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dangerous Animals. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & A...
Oct 15, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayaliv...
Oct 08, 2025•1 hr 16 min
Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting. Dir. Craig Johnson Writer Kent Sublette Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: w...
Oct 01, 2025•1 hr 22 min
Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant Kim can rest with Bimberly after one of the most harrowing displays of awkward parental interactions ever documented. Stay tuned to find out if Kim will survive part 2 of The Parenting, next week. Dir. Craig Johnson Writer Kent Sublette Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: ...
Sep 24, 2025•1 hr 15 min
Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate that Osgood Perkins feels we’ve earned some fun after the Pretty Things That Live Under The Stairs in The Blackcoat’s Daughters' Closets of Longlegs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Monkey. Dir. Osgood Perkins Writer Osgood Perkins Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE C...
Sep 17, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Kim tells Ket about The Monkey starring Tatiana Maslany (yay!), Adam Scott (Ket’s old flame*) and Theo James (hubba hubba). Kim comes in with a completely incorrect opinion about Theo James - Bimberly must be fully sucking the life out of her brain. Ket comes in with a bad attitude and homicidal tendencies. Stay tuned for Part 2 to find out, quite literally, who makes it out alive. *Adam Scott is in no way associated with Ketryn, nor has he ever been, and does not wish to be Dir. Osgood Perkins ...
Sep 10, 2025•1 hr 35 min
Ket finishes telling Kim about the harrowing, post-rapture cinematic vehicle for our beloved Samara Weaving. Listen, we get she’s “acting,” but are you gonna tell us you wouldn’t pick Samara for your apocalypse survival squad if you were team captain??? Get real. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Azrael. Dir. E.L. Katz Writer Simon Barrett Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Pr...
Sep 03, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Ket tells Kim about Azrael. The movie poster has Samara Weaving on it… that’s kinda all the girls need to know about it. As usual, no one can walk the line between kicking ass and getting their ass kicked like Samara Weaving and looking like a g’damn Queen while doing it. Also, it’s post-rapture… we still gotta go to church? Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Jesus makes another lap, I guess. Dir. E.L. Katz Writer Simon Barrett Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at...
Aug 27, 2025•59 min
Kim finishes telling Ket about Sinners. Listen, what the vamps are sellin’ doesn’t sound half bad. A cohesive and joyful family? Sure, you gotta eat blood but we can think of like 10 people off the top of the dome that don’t deserve all their blood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinners. Writer/Director Ryan Coogler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new sh...
Aug 20, 2025•1 hr 22 min
Kim tells Ket the first half of the acclaimed Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Honestly, they’d happily take 2 or 3 more MBJs, if ya got ‘em. Throw in a few Hailee Steinfelds too, while you’re at it. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see how it all shakes out! Writer/Director Ryan Coogler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET &...
Aug 13, 2025•1 hr 45 min
