Part One of our "Biopics" series! This week is the worst biopics. We were talking about how we've been on a "buy it streak" so we wanted to watch some bad movies. Be careful what you wish for, I guess. Ruben had to watch "Florence Foster Jenkins" and Dawn watched "The Conquerer." One of these movies was actually enjoyable to watch, the other one had Meryl Streep in it. Wanna watch episodes or editing sessions live? Here's the link: twitch.tv/cubiksrube3 Wanna suggest a theme? Wanna have your bus...
Nov 25, 2017•59 min
Episode 27! It's a big one! We decided to stream this episode! we're not sure how it went. We think it worked? We might not stream them again. Anyways, the theme was "Spoof Movies" as suggested by an email! Dawn had to watch "What We Do In The Shadows" and Ruben had to sit and endure "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." This was a shorter episode because AotKT has no legitimate plot. Ruben's other show: soundcloud.com/superemployedinc Wanna watch episodes or editing sessions live? Here's the link: t...
Nov 18, 2017•53 min
This week is a special episode based on suggestions from one of Ruben's favorite comedian's Chris Gethard. Chris' creativity helped inspire this podcast! Dawn watched "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" and Ruben was given the movie, "Grosse Pointe Blank." Ruben falls in love with the bit "Topanga finds a weed". Ruben says some not great things about people he went to high school with, but not in a "hot goss" way but like in a jaded adult way. Wanna suggest a theme? Wanna have your business talked...
Nov 12, 2017•1 hr 6 min
November is here! So that means no gimmicks! At least until December... This week is another Patreon episode and the theme was "Teacher Student Relationships." Dawn was given the movie "Mr. Holland's Opus" and Ruben was given the movie, "Good Will Hunting." This is is WICKED SMAHT episode. And by that I mean, it's a lot less funny or goofy than normal episodes because Dawn and Ruben discuss what it's like to be a teacher in a world that doesn't really reward that. Also, Ruben finds out that Rich...
Nov 07, 2017•1 hr 9 min
It's the last week of the gimmick episodes! Don't worry! In this final episode of Kid Tested, Monster Approved; the topic is the king of horror, Stephen King. I made that pun on the show too and I didn't do it on purpose. Frankly, I'm embarrassed. Ruben got to watch "Misery" and Dawn got to watch "Stand By Me." Apparently, there was an 80's movie that had John Cusack in it that Dawn had never seen. Dawn made Ruben edit out a "Mary Kay Laterno" joke he made at the end, that's why it clips a bit. ...
Oct 29, 2017•1 hr 11 min
We're back! Sort of... We're using a loaner computer and we very much appreciate it! Don't worry, Ruben explains what happened. He also has a lot of problems with a company that rhymes with Shmell Shmomputers. The theme was "Not scary movies with scary scenes" Dawn watched "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" and Ruben watched "Rear Window." Ruben gets embarrassed by Dawn's view of the Indiana Jones franchise. Wanna suggest a theme? Wanna have your business talked about on the show? Wanna comp...
Oct 21, 2017•1 hr 8 min
Ooooooooo "Kid Tested, Monster Approved" has arrived! Episode 1 of our October series is here! The theme was "First movie that scared you," Dawn watched "Barney In Concert" and Ruben watched "Wizard of Oz." If this is a sign for how this month is going to go, it's gonna be a strange one. This weeks mid episode ad was for the Wild Cozy Truth Podcast: wildcozytruth.com Wanna suggest a theme? Wanna have your business talked about on the show? Wanna compete in our theme song contest? - ktmashow@gmai...
Oct 09, 2017•1 hr 7 min
A Bonus Episode! Hooray! This episode was done for Brandon of Better Promises! He has designed our logo but also did our new intro music! He asked me to do an episode about music. So we did! This episode is a little different than normal and we talk more about us and it's a much more personal episode than some of the others, so this might not be the one for you if that's not what you're into! Wanna listen to the playlists yourself? here's they are! Mom's: https://open.spotify.com/user/121640806/...
Oct 01, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Some one once said, "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do, two can be as bad as one. It't the loneliest number since the number one," In this case it's not. This weeks episode is Best Duos! The theme was "Best Duos," Dawn watched "Tommy Boy" and Ruben watched "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh." They talk about "Greg Piglet" and talk about how great Chris Farley's career could have been. Yeah, don't ask about Greg Piglet. This weeks mid episode ad was for the We're All Mad Here P...
Sep 30, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Episode 20?! We didn't give up! We're still going on! The theme was "Kid Tested, Mother Approved," That means, movies about mothers and sons. Dawn watched "Looper" and Ruben watched "Throw Momma From the Train." Every one likes a calm episode! right?! RIGHT?! Mom was really thrown off by Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Bruce Willis face. This weeks mid episode ad was for the Pull Up a Chair Podcast: http://pucpodcast.website/ Wanna suggest a theme? Wanna have your business talked about on the show? Wanna...
Sep 23, 2017•1 hr 4 min
The Obligatory Disney Episode. Since Episode One we've been asked about doing a disney episode. Well here it is, you asked for this. Remember that. This is your fault. The theme was "Bad Disney Movies," Dawn watched "Haunted Mansion" and Ruben watched "Planes." You wanna hear a grown man break due to the strange and unexplained world that the Cars universe implies? This is the episode for you! This weeks mid episode ad was for Brown Bird Pottery: www.etsy.com/shop/brownbirdpottery and make sure ...
Sep 16, 2017•1 hr 12 min
Another Patreon episode! It's A Patreon Episode! Wowie! It's a Patreon Episode! That means someone gave the $25 level to our patreon and they got to pick the movies we watched for this week! Dawn watched "City of the Lost Children" and Ruben watched "Delicatessen" Both Dawn and Ruben were super intrigued with the theme of "French Dystopian" but they had a blast! Also first episode with new equipment! This weeks mid episode ad was Dudes with Brews on a Porch! I know nothing about audio recording ...
Sep 09, 2017•1 hr
Due to all the love and support we've gotten from the Wizard and the Bruiser community we decided to do an episode based on the host's favorite movies! Dawn watched Holden's favorite movie "Reservoir Dogs" and Ruben watched Jake's favorite movie "Pacific Rim." We also discuss the Tarantino Cinematic Universe. Ruben has another Podcast thats starting up! It's a monthly show, so it won't have as frequent uploads as this but check it out here: www.soundcloud.com/superemployedinc I know nothing abou...
Sep 02, 2017•1 hr 14 min
It's A Patreon Episode! Wowie! It's a Patreon Episode! That means someone gave the $25 level to our patreon and they got to pick the movies we watched for this week! Dawn watched "Gotcha" and Ruben watched "Pump Up The Volume." Ruben isn't sure HOW he's never seen Pump Up The Volume or let alone heard of it. Also we have the results of the "Vin Diesel Poll" I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Wanna h...
Aug 27, 2017•49 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Dawn and Ruben are given the theme "Rooting for the Bad Guy" Ruben has to watch "Megamind" and Dawn has to watch "Fast and the Furious." We have a legitimate argument about whether Vin Diesel is cool or not. We'll eventually do a spin-off episode ranking the top 10 "coolest" celebrities. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Wanna have your business talke...
Aug 19, 2017•1 hr 2 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Dawn and Ruben are given the theme "Bad movies that you Love" Ruben has to watch "Roadhouse" and Dawn has to watch "UHF." I didn't actually count, but mom does whisper Patrick Swayze's name a lot. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Best Patrick Swayze Movie? Favorite UHF scene? - [email protected] We have a Patreon! www.patreon.com/KTMAshow Buy our me...
Aug 12, 2017•1 hr 8 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Dawn and Ruben are given the theme "Best Adaptation" Ruben has to watch "Gone With The Wind" and Dawn has to watch "Scott Pilgrim Vs The World." One of our more positive episodes. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Have you read Scott Pilgrim? Know a longer movie? - [email protected] We have a Patreon! www.patreon.com/KTMAshow Buy our merch! www.zazzl...
Aug 07, 2017•1 hr 5 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Dawn and Ruben are given the theme "Sci-Fi July." Ruben has to watch "Enemy Mine" and Dawn has to watch "District 9." They are pretty much the same movie, which was weird. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Are you one of the people that liked Enemy Mine? Know a movie with more "f words"? - [email protected] We have a Patreon! www.patreon.com/KTMAshow...
Jul 29, 2017•54 min
San Diego Comic Con was this past weekend so Ruben and his friends spend two hours talking about it. It's well off the normal format, it's just a two hour conversation with plenty of tangents and unfinished stories. If you like the normal format, this might be very different. Also, Ruben and his friends can only talk at "yelling volume" so you might want to turn your volume down. Wanna suggest a theme? Send us an email! - [email protected] We have a Patreon! www.patreon.com/KTMAshow Buy our mer...
Jul 24, 2017•2 hr 16 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Dawn and Ruben are given the theme "80's teen movies." Ruben has to watch "Some Kind Of Wonderful" and Dawn has to watch "Back to the Future." The Lea Thompson connection was accidental but it was bound to happen. Also, This episode was much more relaxed than normal. It's fun, whatever. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Are you Lea Thompson? Want us t...
Jul 23, 2017•55 min
On this Spin Off episode, Dawn, Ruben, and their guest, Alysia talk about the announcements that were made at D23 this last weekend! Wanna suggest a theme? Send us an email! - [email protected] We have a Patreon! www.patreon.com/KTMAshow Buy our merch! www.zazzle.com/ktmashow Theme music is Funky Chunk by Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com
Jul 18, 2017•37 min
I say it at the top of the episode but we recorded on the wrong mics so the quality is a little lower than normal. In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Dawn and Ruben celebrate KTMAs! Its a pun, I'm not proud of it, but they are do a big fat christmas special so they pick the "best christmas movie" and the "worst christmas movie." Ruben has to watch "White Christmas" and "Nightmare Before Christmas" and Dawn has to watch "Batman Returns" and "The Star Wars Holiday Special." Everyone's...
Jul 18, 2017•1 hr 26 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn got an email that suggested the theme, "Surprisingly Great" which is movies that had you expected to be trash but they were actually pretty good. Ruben is given Diary Of a Wimpy Kid, and Dawn is given Jack and Jill. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Whats a good M Night film? - [email protected] We have a Patreon! www.patreon.com/KTMAs...
Jul 08, 2017•58 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn got an email that suggested "good actor, bad movie" and from it took the theme "just in it for the paycheck" which is actors or actresses that clearly just did the movie for the payout. Ruben is given Nine Lives, and Dawn is given Jack and Jill. An hour of two adults ripping two bad movies apart. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Want t...
Jul 01, 2017•56 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn got an email that suggested "musicals" and from it took the theme "I didn't know you could sing" which is actors or actresses you didn't know could actually sing. Ruben is given La La Land, and Dawn is given Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Ruben got to watch an Academy Award nominated film, and Dawn watched Ruben's favorite comedy. So take that as you will. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefull...
Jun 24, 2017•1 hr 2 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn were given a donation and the theme "silent movies" was chosen for them. Ruben is given Linda, and Dawn is given The Man Who Laughs. It's one of our more informative episodes, and mom didn't even take any notes. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Want to tell Dawn she's awesome? Want to let Ruben know he's wrong about something? - ktmash...
Jun 19, 2017•38 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn were given the theme, "Bad Movie, Great Soundtrack" which as you'll be able to tell, they sure enjoyed the movies they were given. Ruben is given Great Balls of Fire, and Dawn is given Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. It's a long one, and it's got a lot of complaining about bad movies. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Want to t...
Jun 10, 2017•51 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn choose the theme, "Spoiler Alert" which means a movie that has a good twist/spoiler. Ruben is given Psycho, and Dawn is given Scream. It's a spoooooooky epsiode. or whatever. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Think Ruben talks too much? Want to talk to Dawn? - [email protected] We have a Patreon! www.patreon.com/KTMAshow Theme music is...
Jun 03, 2017•44 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn choose the theme, "Still Holds Up" which means a movie that stands the test of time. Ruben is given Dirty Dancing, and Dawn is given Who Framed Roger Rabbit. One of the few episodes where no one complains about their movie! I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Wanna suggest a theme? Want to try to convince mom to read the Roger Rabbit book? Want Ruben to explain...
May 27, 2017•34 min
In this episode of Kid Tested, Mother Approved; Ruben and Dawn choose the theme, "What are you doing here?" which means a movie starring a non-actor in a major role. Dawn must watch Kazaam and Ruben must watch Surf's Up 2: Wave Mania. If you wanna hear a grown man complain about the story in a children's movie about penguins, this is exactly what you're looking for. I know nothing about audio recording so I apologize for the quality, hopefully it will eventually get better. Sorry that this episo...
May 21, 2017•38 min
