Oooo! This is such a special episode! Yes, we have that Season Five Episode Five KUWTK recap for you. Yes, we have the week’s KarJenner news. But we also have… a special guest! Here to share a FIRST-HAND story about a wild interaction he had with the one and only Kim K., it’s actor/writer/podcaster Michael McMillian from True Blood, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and his own Bigfoot Collectors Club podcast! He regales us with a truly juicy tale straight out of the heart of Hollywood — fr...
Nov 30, 2020•2 hr 48 min
As we stare at the vast expanse before us until Season 20 of KUWTK arrives, we happily hop back to vintage recaps! We’re picking back up where we left off, in Season Five. It’s 2010 and Kim and the fam are joining the big leagues as far as fame goes. And in this episode, Kim and her new bodyguard begin a flirty tryst while Khloe tries to teach Lamar to swim. We also get to the week’s latest news, including the question of Khloe moving to Boston for Tristan’s new gig, Scot...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 27 min
Surprise! It’s.. the season finale?! Don’t know ’bout you guys but we had no idea this was another mini season! (Side-eye emoji) We check in mostly with Khloe and Tristan as they continue towards the looooong teased reconciliation and Scott’s tragic rehab exit after having his privacy violated. Meanwhile there’s news, like the mystery of Khloe suddenly unfollowing Tristan, Larsa announcing she has Covid and trying to make sense of Kim’s vague Us Weekly cover s...
Nov 16, 2020•2 hr 47 min
Hey, how about some celebrating?! We made it through one of the weirdest election weeks (and years?) in history and there’s a lot to toast to! So we’ve got a whopper of an ep for ya! We round up the KarJenner family responses to the election as well as the latest on Larsa’s big gossip spill this week. Meanwhile, we recap another of KUWTK where Khloe continues to battle the virus in quarantine, Kyle and Kendall work towards making up, and Kim attempts being a working mom during ...
Nov 10, 2020•2 hr 43 min
Well. If you follow the Kardashians on social media, this week was really something. We devote a solid chunk of this week’s ep to unpacking how absolutely insane it felt to see pics of Kim’s private island birthday getaway, a hologram of Robert Kardashian Sr. praising Kanye West’s genius and talking about farts, and Kendall throwing a non-socially distanced Halloween/birthday party for young Hollywood as Covid surges and the election is days away. Our brains are, for lack of a ...
Nov 02, 2020•1 hr 22 min
The celebration continues! Our Kween Kim Kardashian turned 40 last week and it’s time for KUWTK to properly toast to her by dedicating an entire episode to the behind-the-scenes of pulling together a truly epic surprise birthday party! Meanwhile, we dig through some news, including Kanye’s lengthy Joe Rogan interview, uncovering why celebrities get to travel abroad during the pandemic, Foodgod forgetting the difference between New York and New Jersey, and more! News 00:13:43, Recap 0...
Oct 26, 2020•1 hr 24 min
First of all, HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY KIMBERLY NOEL KARDASHIAN!!!! We love you and celebrate you always, duh! Meanwhile, in this week’s KUWTK ep, the massive Palm Springs fight between Kendall and Kylie continues, with Corey stoking the flames between him and Kendall due to his role in it all. Meanwhile, it’s Malika’s babymoon with girlfriends at Morongo Casino (!?!) and the mom-to-be is looking to live it up one last time. We’ve also got the week’s headlines including ...
Oct 19, 2020•2 hr 35 min
Just when you thought sister brawls among the KarJenners was so last season, we’ve got a big surprise with this week’s episode of KUWTK: Kendall vs. Kylie! It all goes down during a family trip to Palm Springs that includes the world’s tiniest bikinis, a very fun looking drag show, and a broken lamp. Meanwhile we talk about the family raising awareness about the Armenian conflict, Khloe having been Nicole Richie’s assistant and rumors of Scott and Sofia still hooking up. ...
Oct 14, 2020•2 hr 33 min
Mariah Smith fills in for Jess this week. Mariah is a writer and comedian, and you’ll know and love her from KUWTKE. Onto the show! As the family starts to worry more about the impending pandemic Scott experiences some health issues and Kim heads to Washington to meet with some formerly incarcerated women. Khloe is determined to cure Kim of her fear of spiders for North’s love of tarantulas. In news, the family has been hit with some serious allegations of sexual harassment. But to b...
Oct 05, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Covid is finally hitting the world of our dear KarJenners in this week’s episode, as the family struggles to figure whether to attend Kanye’s show at Paris Fashion Week ahead of the shutdowns. Meanwhile, Corey and Kris adjust to life with a new puppy and the fake photo hijinx storyline finally wraps up. In news, we’ve got Kim and Kanye on a sweet date at a friend’s wedding, Kylie and Kim trolling each other with IG captions and our new favorite term, “Diddy crop....
Sep 28, 2020•2 hr 34 min
We’re baaaaaaaack!!! It’s time for a brand, spanking new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians! We kick off Season 19 with some classic KarJenner hijinx — including picking up an old prank on Kris — and Khloe doing a LOT of heavy lifting story-wise! Meanwhile, we sort through the week’s headlines, including another Twitter rant from Kanye, Kim and Paris reuniting, Kendall coming out as a stoner and Caitlyn rightfully calling out Joe Rogan. Here we go!!!! News 00:12:46, Rec...
Sep 21, 2020•1 hr 27 min
It’s the week Keeping Up With returns to close out its second to last season… EVER! But we’re squeezing in one more vintage recap from Season Five, where Khloe hides that she’s lost her wedding ring from Lamar and Caitlyn fights with Kris for space in the house. Before that, we continue updating on the bombshell news the show will be ending next year, whether or not they’ll sign a streaming deal, the controversy around Kim’s new maternity solutionwear line, an...
Sep 14, 2020•1 hr 7 min
The family announced that KUWTK is coming to an end after 20 seasons and 14 years. And with bombshells like this you know you can count on Jess & Marcy to report from the trenches. Welcome to the beginning of the end!
Sep 09, 2020•32 min
While we gear up for the premiere of KUWTK Season 19 in a few, short weeks, we continue with vintage recaps of Season Five. It’s a particularly fun episode with Kris hunting for men to date newly single Kim while Khloe gets bombarded by every family member wanting Lakers tickets. Meanwhile, we’ve got the latest news, including asking why Nobu seems to be the epicenter of KarJenner life in quarantine, Kris patenting “You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie” and Kylie traipsing ...
Aug 31, 2020•1 hr 10 min
There’s a certain joy in starting a new vintage recap season and…. here we are!! It’s time to kick off Season Five of KUWTK, where we circle back on everything that’s been happening back in LA after our Miami stint with Khloe and Kourt! Kim is a certified superstar, complete with a new mansion of her own, and Khloe is pushing back on Kourt seeing Scott while she and Mason stay with her and Lamar. Plus the week’s current news, including Kimye seeming okay with distan...
Aug 24, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Before we dive into the second season finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” (and prepare to head over to KUWTK Season Five next week!) we update on the Kanye, Kanye Kanye of it all, with the latest headlines on his questionable bid for President. There’s also Kylie’s extravagant (of course!) 23rd birthday in Turks & Caicos, her getting called out by a fashion designer for favoring big-name brands, and a follow-up to our convo about her appearance in the “W...
Aug 17, 2020•1 hr 3 min
In vintage recaps, we’re one week away from the finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” and things come to a boil in Magic City when the one and only Kris Jenner flying in to confront Scott and, of course, only makes things worse. Hopping forward in time, we digest the week’s KarJenner headlines, including updates on KimYe’s trip to the Dominican Republic with the kids, Kylie’s appearance in Cardi and Meg’s world-shattering “WAP” vid. and...
Aug 10, 2020•1 hr 29 min
We’re back to our beloved vintage recaps, picking up on an episode from Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami where Scott is totally MIA while partying hard and Kim is hellbent on making sure Kourtney doesn’t let him get away with it. Meanwhile, we cover the latest headlines, including updates on Kanye, Larsa chiming in, and Kendall’s artsy Architectural Digest spread. Let’s go!
Aug 03, 2020•1 hr 24 min
We pause on vintage episode recaps this week in order to focus on the sheer number of jaw-dropping headlines coming from the KarJennerWest family this week. Namely, Kanye kept everyone talking after a jarring Presidential rally, dozens of shocking tweets about his wife and mother-in-law (along with numerous other topics) and visits from celeb friends like Dave Chappelle and Justin Bieber to his Wyoming ranch. There’s still no clear path forward after West worried his fans and family but Ma...
Jul 27, 2020•1 hr 28 min
The Kanye2020 train keeps on chugging with late-breaking and worrying headlines related to a Sunday night rally he held. We dig in and assess the situation, along with the rest of the week’s KarJenner headlines. That includes the return of Rob to KUTWK, Kylie not knowing how to read the room, her connection to the Meg Thee Stallion shooting, and Kourtney hanging out with a Tik Tok star? In our vintage ep recap we watching Scott grow ever more wild in Miami, much to the disdain of Kim. News...
Jul 20, 2020•1 hr 16 min
And just like that, we’re back! Marcy and Jess have a LOT of wild headlines from the KarJenner-Wests to catch up on — from Kanye4Prez to the return of Rob to Khloe’s bonkers birthday party, and everything in between — plus more vintage recapping to get back to! We return to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” for an episode focusing on Kim’s excessive Blackberry use and a DASH employee having a STD scare. A true snapshot in time! Glad to be back – we missed ya! ...
Jul 13, 2020•1 hr 27 min
Jess and Marcy here with some BREAKING NEWS: did Khloe Kardashian just post an Instagram story of her having a baby shower? Are Khloe and Tristan Thompson having a baby? Check out https://www.instagram.com/kardishinit for the video. What do you guys think, is this a trick or a tease?
Jul 13, 2020•16 min
It’s officially summer! In news, we’ve got Kim entering the world of podcasting, Kanye going into the beauty industry, Kylie collabing with Kendall for her makeup line and a deleted KUWTK scene where Kim and Scott decide Tristan is a-ok. We keep on with our vintage recaps of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” with an ep that has Kourtney driving herself to the brink over trying to lose weight for a bikini photo shoot. Meanwhile, Khloe is growing increasingly resentful of b...
Jun 22, 2020•1 hr 1 min
Marcy and Jess keep up the vintage recaps with another jump back to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami,” where Khloe navigates Rob moving in with her and Lamar. Meanwhile, Kourtney concocts a bizarre ruse with a former fling in order to make Scott jealous. We continue tracking the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter and the way the family is handling Covid — which is pretty sliding scale of precaution, let’s just say! Off we go!
Jun 15, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Marcy and Jess are back and sifting through the week’s headlines, including the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter protests after the death of George Floyd. In much smaller news, there’s also the dust up between Forbes and Kylie after the publication attempted to dethrone her Billionaire crown. And we hop back into our vintage recaps, this time following Kourtney and Khloe in Miami where Scott goes wild at his club’s opening and Khloe goes to Chicago to see John Wayne...
Jun 08, 2020•1 hr 10 min
No episode this week. Instead here are some places you can donate to support Black Lives Matter, the families of victims of police brutality and murder, and resources on how to educate yourself/friends/family and ways you can get involved. Black Lives Matter. Donate to Black Lives Matter: You can find the main donation page here. Get involved with your local BLM chapter: The full list is here. Or start your own: More info here. Donate to a bail fund: This crowd-sourced Google Doc of bail funds k...
Jun 01, 2020•2 min
First things first! Jess can finally talk about what it was like to be a part of the new Quibi show “Kirby Jenner” which just started streaming over the holiday weekend! Watch it and you’ll see your beloved JJJ for a brief sec, along with the whole KarJenner crew. Lotsa fun behind the scenes deets and stories to finally get to share, including what it was like to shoot with Kendall! Then, we get to the week’s headlines and a truly, truly hilarious vintage episode of ̶...
May 25, 2020•1 hr 15 min
We hop back to our beloved vintage recaps while KUWTK takes a mid-season break, picking up at Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Season Two! It’s truly a hilarious first ep, involving a disgustingly disheveled dressing room at DASH and Khloe being very hungover at a photo shoot. The Kardashian sisters are BACK in Miami! Meanwhile, we dig into the week’s news, where Khloe shuts down pregnancy rumors, the historic “Kim, people are dying” meme makes a return, and Kanye’s...
May 18, 2020•1 hr 28 min
It’s another sister showdown on KUWTK, this time over who will host the family’s legendary Christmas Eve party after Kim announces she and Kayne don’t want it after all (LOL, sorry Kris) — and how that change will affect Christmas morning plans. Meanwhile, Khloe tries being Kris’s new assistant and Scott reconnects with his Uncle Dave. We dig through the latest news, including rumors of Kim and Kanye fighting in quarantine, Kylie’s possibly shady real estate deal, S...
May 11, 2020•1 hr 24 min
It’s Kardashian birthday season and time to partyyyyy! But there’s a new member to the regular family bashes, one Corey Gamble, who Khloe and Kim realize they’ve never really properly celebrated and plan to surprise him with a trip to Napa. Of course, things get a little wonky in trying to get their plan off the ground. Meanwhile, Khloe debates freezing embryos with Tristan vs. just her eggs and Kim flies to Texas to meet with a death row inmate. We’ve also got the week&#...
Apr 27, 2020•2 hr 35 min
