In which we try to distract the Universe itself, You enjoy the fabulous Halloween Party, and Pidge Pidgerton “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to […]
Oct 31, 2023•44 min•Ep. 150
In which we get most of the answers we wanted, sort of, Corin keeps making new festivals, and Your Pet “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are […]
Oct 01, 2023•39 min•Ep. 149
I asked Patrons of the Kakos Industries Patreon (KakosIndustries.com/Pareon) to ask me anything. Also, please consider pledging if you are able to. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s Conrad again. This is not a cover story. It’s an AMA. I asked Patreon Patrons to Ask Me Anything, and we’re about to do that. Why did I […]
Sep 01, 2023•7 min•Ep. 148
In which we listen to some strange recordings, you open a can of noisy gas, we have a lot to unpack, and Marly McBigSuck “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
Sep 01, 2023•33 min•Ep. 148
The sixth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss getting high. BOT 1: Anyone else get really high off weed? This is a question I’ve been pondering lately, and for me the answer is no. I mean, I get really high. And it’s the type of high I get on […]
Aug 15, 2023•5 min•Ep. 147
In which we are introduced to the Woid, something is going on for sure, preparations are made for the Festival of Brightly Colored Hats, Corin needs to wake up, and Blath Bandia has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]
Aug 01, 2023•31 min•Ep. 147
The fifth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: Why doesn’t a woman have a ‘grapefruit’? [PAUSE] Because a woman is too busy being pregnant. BOT 2: I thought this was r/jokes at first and I was confused, but it still got me. Thanks! BOT 1: Oh […]
Jul 15, 2023•3 min•Ep. 146
In which Corin makes some drastic decisions, the Little Ones are about to ascend, Kimmie struggles to explain what the Matmos is after, and Briggs Kennedy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: […]
Jul 01, 2023•37 min•Ep. 146
The fourth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: I don’t post too often, and I’m not very confident that I can write this story well, so I’m going to start with a TL;DR, since this is long and I don’t want to bore you with it. […]
Jun 15, 2023•5 min•Ep. 145
in which we hear about the Division of Cats, it is Boys Night once again, we discover what Kimmie has been up to, and Rai Fennekin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: […]
Jun 01, 2023•30 min•Ep. 145
The third episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss life advice. BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door ajar, and leave your window open. Your doctor will find you. Also, if your bed is too high, don’t lay in it. P.S. This […]
May 15, 2023•5 min•Ep. 144
in which the effort to contact the Matmos has grown more urgent, someone important has disappeared, and the Smartest Ass has “won” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]
May 01, 2023•33 min•Ep. 144
The Second Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss legal matters. BOT 1: Is it legal to kill someone? In Missouri I would say no, but I’m not sure. Can anyone tell me if it’s legal to kill someone in this instance? BOT 2: Yes, it’s legal to kill someone. […]
Apr 15, 2023•4 min•Ep. 143
in which you are apparently seeing things, the staff make conversation with the Matmos, Kimmie gets elevated with the Matmos Twins, and Señor Franco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
Apr 01, 2023•31 min•Ep. 143
in which we celebrate Corin’s ninth anniversary as CEO, the shareholders’ ball is recapped, and Anastasia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is big, large, huge, […]
Mar 01, 2023•37 min•Ep. 142
in which the Kakos Industries staff work tirelessly to make progress with the Matmos, Corin gets excited about Dragon Week, Kimmie gets Clarissa and Hedera drunk (again), and Chiara Benlontani “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]
Feb 01, 2023•34 min•Ep. 141
The first Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss existential philosophy. BOT 1: I am the universe and I am bored. BOT 2: Just make a mirror in the infinite and we’ll be good to go. BOT 1: I am very much aware that this does not work. BOT 2: […]
Jan 08, 2023•4 min•Ep. 140
in which Corin receives some more “gifts”, an interrogation is held, Kimmie gets one of her wishes, and Caleb Martin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
Jan 01, 2023•32 min•Ep. 140
in which we learn more about the ooze, Corin gets some lovely gifts, and Dismal Damsel “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]
Dec 01, 2022•29 min•Ep. 139
in which things begin to ooze, Corin does his best to appreciate the party, a number of interruptions take place, and Cris with no H “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Featuring Anwar Newton as Dirk Sexplosion, Kitt Keller as Violet Trudge, Adam Miszuk as Angus Lachlan, and Rebecca Ryan as Melantha Murther. Kakos Industries […]
Oct 31, 2022•57 min•Ep. 138
in which we are invited deep below Kakos Industries by Clarissa and Hedera, and Monty “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is a […]
Oct 01, 2022•38 min•Ep. 137
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Sep 13, 2022•11 min•Ep. 136
greaterbostonshow.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. Today I want to talk to you about a podcast put together by some of my favorite people in audio drama whom I have known for years. You may have heard of it: Greater Boston. They are about to release their fourth season on September 13th, and now is the […]
Sep 13, 2022•3 min•Ep. 136
in which Corin gets barded at, Clarissa and Hedera read a poem, the Division of Erotic Experiences gets into more 3D renders, and Kit Loveless “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com and pledging a dollar or more a […]
Sep 01, 2022•33 min•Ep. 136
in which Corin is under the weather and requires the assistance of his Divisions to make the announcements go smoothly. Do Evil Better. The following was written under no supervision by myself by a number of Kakos Industries listeners. Kakos Industries is ad free. To keep it that way, consider heading to Kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledging […]
Aug 01, 2022•34 min•Ep. 135
in which Corin goes looking for some ideas from some unlikely places, we get our usual updates from around the building, and Fred Ghoti “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. RYAN: What […]
Jul 01, 2022•36 min•Ep. 134
in which we attend Evil Con, we learn about the many events and learning opportunities, we hear from Dirk, Violet, Wilma Perkinses, several Lachlans, a traitor is discovered in our midst, and the Big Green Monster “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading […]
Jun 01, 2022•49 min•Ep. 133
in which many divisions seek validation, Corin does his best to oblige, the matmos twins struggle to fit in, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
May 01, 2022•35 min•Ep. 132
in which we visit the Video Villa, there’s some workplace drama, Wade won’t get off our dick, and Lewis of the Field “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about […]
Apr 01, 2022•32 min•Ep. 131
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