https://ameliapodcast.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. It’s me, Conrad, again. Today, I wanted to tell you a little bit about another one of my favorite podcasts out there. Have you ever thought about faking your own death? Have you ever thought about what you would do with a fresh start? Sometimes you just want to get […]
https://www.truetalesteam.com/ BECK Alright. Jackie, Ishmael, I’ve drawn up a plan to get people to listen to our show. All we need is an elaborate series of images hidden inside of other images, which subliminally encourage people to download “True Tales of the Illuminati.” JACKIE Like those subliminal ads in movies that make you crave popcorn. […]
Featuring True Tales of the Illuminati (truetalesteam.com)in which you anticipate a sound, your fireplace gets an upgrade, Junior has a secret, candy is too delicious, and Clover Patch “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]
truetalesteam.com Hello, everyone. I wanted to let you know that the episode of Kakos Industries you’re about to hear features an appearance from True Tales of the Illuminati. This is one of my favorite audio drama podcasts right now, so I’m really excited to have gotten the chance to work with them. Here’s the synopsis: […]
What a time to be alive. If you’re new to the podcast and looking for a regular episode of the show, this isn’t that. You should check out something else first. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s me, Conrad again. I have written and rewritten this post several times over the last year or so. I’ve […]
in which Corin receives some cryptic messages from his grandfather, the Division of Erotic Experiences has some interesting news, Junior calls in to make a request, and Demure “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]
in which you pop a bottle of bubbly, we hear about some Krampus-style punishments, several divisions rethink their strategies for the New Year, and Quinlan Tepes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
Vote Here! Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. […]
in which Corin writes a letter, we hear from our favorite divisions, we get an unexpected recording and Gabby Glazier “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
in which Corin has another bad time, Dirk freaks out, Melantha says something sexual, Angus finds his beast, and Uukatoah “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why […]
https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]
in which Corin refuses some pastries, tells you everything he knows about that inky black goo, and Oren Leifer “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why it’s […]
in which Corin recounts some dreams, we visit Monster Kakos, and Ninjo Jeddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is the hollow something of […]
in which Corin goes on a journey, you babysit an egg, a dance celebration takes place on ThwiccThwocc, and Astrid Olivia Nyqyuist “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. […]
in which we learn about the movement of the Kakos Industries building, Kimmie makes a friend, you get to taste home ownership if only briefly, and Baron O’Beefdip “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
https://store.neverrad.com Proceeds on pride merch to Trevor Project Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re not doing enough kegels. Pride month is almost over, but there are pride related […]
in which we play with guns, we go on the hunt, we learn to laugh, and MRSG has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. This episode of Kakos Industries contains many references to gun violence. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]
https://store.kakosindustries.comhttps://kakosindustries.com/tiktokhttps://kakosindustries.com/discord (birthday part 5/7/21 pretty much all day. Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of these Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been listening to birds enough lately. There are new items in the […]
in which we meet Fourest, learn to dislike Fourest, we begin to hate Fourest, and Dan-Li “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]
The return journey will not be so easy. Dark: Godry, wake up. Godry: Huh? What? Dark: You’ve waited long enough. Godry: I don’t want to fall again. I can’t do all of that again. Dark: You won’t fall. Godry: What if my soul isn’t light enough? (A pause) Godry: […]
in which there are some disturbances, we hear about the Evil growing inside of Kakos Industries, and Hecate “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
From time to time we need to memorialize those who do great things for us. Want special recognition? Check out kakosindustries.com/patreon Greetings, friends, shareholders, and employees. I appreciate you all joining me today on this momentous occasion. Of course, this gathering, albeit digital and from home, was mandatory, but it was nice to see all […]
CW: Mental IllnessGodry visits the city. The dark was right. I continued following the path I was on. It joined several other paths as I walked. I always made a note of which tunnel I had come from and continued on the larger path. It was a long hike. It felt like it took a […]
Godry gets much closer to his goals. If I continue, I will succeed. If I continue, I will succeed. If I press on, I will succeed. I will succeed. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I […]
in which we awaken from a journey together, and Andrew Sharp “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are going to hear is going to totally […]
Godry plunges deeper into the underworld. The hollowness. My bones. My strength. My energy. The pain from gut to limb. The lightheadedness. Can’t focus. Hunger. Like starving wolves eating me from the inside. The pain is so great, I dry heave. There’s nothing to lose. What drips from my mouth, I filter. I may need […]
CW: suicide, nonspecific violence towards womenGodry awakens at the bottom of the chasm only to find the true horror has just begun. Maggie: Wake up, Godry. Godry: What happened? Maggie: You died. Godry: Am I spirit now? Is this the city? Maggie: No. This is the bottom of the chasm. […]
neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]
in which we recover from a slow January, we try some candy, and Calico Shrine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Transcription: youtubeKakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear […]
Follow: @ConradMiszukhttps://slatestarcodex.com/2014/12/17/the-toxoplasma-of-rage/ Hello. It’s been a little bit since I did one of these. I feel like I should say that if you’re a new listener and you’re trying to get a feel for what Kakos Industries is and you find yourself listening to this, then it’s not an episode of the show. You should […]
