KakosIndustries.com/PatreonPaypal.me/KakosIndustriesstore.KakosIndustries.comKakosIndustries.com/wishlistKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/BlueApronKakosIndustries.com/gamestop Hi, there. This is the second full installment of what I’m currently calling the Not Cover Stories, but I should probably find a better name for if this is going to continue. If you think of a better title, just try to maybe hint at it. It’ll be better if I think I thought […]
Feb 12, 2020•14 min
Join us! neverrad.com/ticket Hello Kakos industries shareholders. The next installment of the never rad Miscellany is March 2nd, live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. It’s going to be an awesome […]
Feb 01, 2020•38 sec
in which we hear some demands, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, Meredith Gorgoro improves the workers in Hell, Gray gets some help, the Tabitha’s keep doing something, Junior gets a strange feeling, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, […]
Feb 01, 2020•32 min
Thank you for your messages. Hi, there. I meant to get another one of these not cover stories up much sooner, and I’ve got a couple that I’m working on, but I wanted to take this time to respond to the last one separately. Let me begin by saying that all of the emails, messages […]
Feb 01, 2020•2 min
in which everyone feels a bit under the weather, the Division of Visions has an important update, work grinds to a halt, a few test subjects have a serious existential crisis, and Frank the Tank “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]
Jan 01, 2020•31 min•Ep. 104
NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix, AZ. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. The Never Rad Miscellany Volume 5 is going to be presented at the Rebel Lounge in Phoenix on Sunday, December 22nd, 2019. If you’re around, I’d love it if you came to the show. I’ll be hanging around for a bit afterward also. […]
Dec 08, 2019•38 sec
In which some serious grinching occurs, Junior cares for some infants, preparations are made for Yule and the Zestival, Hell gets festive, Dunk and Jasmine continue to avoid one another, the Tabithas become eerily silent, and Camillo Cerigata “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]
Dec 01, 2019•27 min•Ep. 103
Hi. I’m Conrad. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. If you haven’t gone much further than this podcast feed, than you probably haven’t heard too much from me as a person. I also realize that it can be kind of difficult to introduce myself effectively after more than five years, but we’ll try. I should say […]
Nov 19, 2019•15 min
Preorder a Kakos Industries hoodie today! store.kakosindustries.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It is that time of year again. We’re coming upon the most Evil celebration of Black Friday, and I am here to help you celebrate. I have heard your requests, and your darkest prayers have been answered: We’re doing preorders for more hoodies.They’re different […]
Nov 13, 2019•2 min
in which it’s MFing Halloween, you feel like falling in love, Corin follows a trail of clues, Angus follows his nose, and Violet Trudge single handedly keeps everything afloat, and JV “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]
Oct 31, 2019•31 min•Ep. 102
kakosindustries.com/vote Hello Kakos industries shareholders. Kakos industries and the never rad Miscellany are both up for voting in the audioverse awards. Go to kakosindustries.com/vote to be redirected to the ballot. There’s only a couple of days left to vote. Voting for the first round ends October 31st.
Oct 30, 2019•31 sec
https://www.neverrad.com CW: self-harm BOX AWAY YOUR FEELINGS (BRO)! MUSIC: SUPER RAD ROCK MUSIC BRO! TODD: Wassuh dudebros! You ever at the gym getting totally shredded with your closest bros and then your hot babe girlfriend texts you and tells you she’s breaking up with you, and you feel your whole life fall apart and you […]
Oct 08, 2019•4 min
in which Corin is given a crumpled piece of paper, Soundman Steven provides some sound advice, Junior discovers a softer side, we hear from Corin Deeth I, and The Magical Mister Lightbulb “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]
Oct 01, 2019•29 min•Ep. 101
in which Corin finds a key, Grace carries a bunch of babies, Junior learns something about himself, Dana Govern blows everyone’s minds, Hell is back to work, and Governmentality “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]
Sep 01, 2019•23 min•Ep. 100
Hit us up on social media if you’re going to be there! Hello Kakos industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the Creator of Kakos industries. If you don’t believe the cover story then you’ve stopped buying organic produce again. Starting September 7th I’m going […]
Sep 01, 2019•2 min
in which Corin is given control, Meredith gets some shit done, Dunk and Jasmine get a little thirsty, and Nicc with two Cs “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]
Aug 01, 2019•26 min•Ep. 99
NeverRad.com SCENE 1: WAKING UP SOUND: A series of rising tones implies a computer starting up. MUSIC: A soothing sound bed of muzak plays. Gentle pad synths, limited percussion, slow and whooshy. COMPUTER: Good morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died. WYATT: (waking up) Wuh– What’s going on? Who’s there? Where am I? COMPUTER: […]
Aug 01, 2019•5 min
in which Corin gets a strange call, Meredith takes a break, the damnation and ruination squad rolls around, Kimzzzzzzzzzz’s romantic life gets more complicated, and Tayla the Nayla “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
Jul 01, 2019•29 min•Ep. 98
New show: NeverRad.comComic-Con in San Diego: July 17th-21London Podcast Festival: September 7-15thGet in touch on social media if you’re going to be at either! Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and, if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, […]
Jul 01, 2019•2 min
in which we learn sexiness is subjective, we learn a new smell, Meredith keeps on keepin’ on, and Van Nessa “wins” The Ruin-A_Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: […]
Jun 01, 2019•23 min•Ep. 97
in which you have some uncomfortable memories, we hear an amazing story from Hell, light is shed on the personal life of Kimzzzzzzzzzz, Corin discovers an unusual support group, and Beng “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]
May 01, 2019•27 min•Ep. 96
Survey: KakosIndustries.com/survey Never Rad Miscellany Tickets: NeverRad.com/ticket Meet up at Comic Con International in San Diego TBA Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am a detailed hologram […]
May 01, 2019•3 min
in which you feel a certain Thwiccness, we witness dramatic acrobatic feats, preparations are hinted at for the Darkest Universe, you feel affirmed, and A Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of […]
Apr 01, 2019•31 min•Ep. 95
in which you get some wiser words to ponder over, you consider the nature of texture issues, you think about beastly appendages, you step in a puddle of Dana, and Red Renton “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]
Mar 01, 2019•22 min•Ep. 94
The Live Episode from February 10th, 2019 in Phoenix, Arizona. CW: References to Euthanasia/Suicide. [[Kakos Bells]] Intro: What you are about to hear is positive, honest, and uplifting entertainment. [[Guitar Intro]] Greetings. Welcome. Take your seats. Feel free to get a drink at any time because you’re going to need it. It’s really best that […]
Feb 25, 2019•1 hr 8 min
kakosindustries.com/ticket Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and, if you believe the cover story, then you can see me live this weekend. That’s right, we’re just two days out from the live show on February 10th at 7PM at The Valley Bar in Phoenix, Arizona. If you’re anywhere nearby, please check it […]
Feb 09, 2019•44 sec
Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is gonna make that booty work work work work. Junior: Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. At Kakos […]
Feb 01, 2019•25 min•Ep. 93
Come join us February 10th, 2019! KakosIndustries.com/ticket Hello Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the poster model for a series of “Hey, blame this guy for all the […]
Feb 01, 2019•1 min
KakosIndustries.com/Ticket Direct: https://www.valleybarphx.com/event/1817137 Podcon Meet: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/ Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. The ticket link for the February 10th, 2019 Kakos Industries live show in Phoenix, Arizona is now live. Please head to KakosIndustries.com/ticket to be redirected to the event page and to buy yours today. Or you can find this posting on kakosindustries.com to find […]
Jan 17, 2019•1 min
in which Corin cuts way back, Yule and New Year’s are recapped, preparations are made for The Festival of Darkness and something to do with cars, we continue to wonder about that woman with the eyes, the dangers of radiation become clear, fireworks keep us up, and Am Tubee Izz “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]
Jan 01, 2019•24 min•Ep. 92
