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Kakos Industries

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A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.
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Episodes

The Hollow Below Episode 4

Godry prepares his soul for crossing the bridge. Featuring James Oliva. The Hollow Below by Conrad Miszuk I’ve reached The Bridge of Faith. It’s mentioned in both Slumber and Owusu’s accounts in The Underworld, Volume 3, and Death and the Depths, as well as Folklore and Death, by Olpany Vulf. It’s called a bridge, but […]

Jan 03, 202113 min

116 – Playback

in which not much happens, we listen to some old recordings, and Pen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]

Jan 01, 202125 minEp. 116

The Hollow Below – Episode 3

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio of whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Godry is visited by another unexpected guest on the road to the city of the dead. (We hear a small machine pumping) I’ve found another cave to hide in. Gideon needed a rest. I can’t say that I’m not tired, but my sleeping has been erratic. Disturbed. I’ll rest again […]

Dec 04, 202012 min

115-Moving

Featuring Evan and Niko from DeathByDyingPod.com in which Corin has to move some things, we begin an important computing project at home, we wonder what a particular sex toy is used for, and Zander “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s […]

Dec 01, 202038 minEp. 115

Special Guests Evan and Niko from Death By Dying

Please check out DeathByDyingPod.com! In the next episode of Kakos industries, you’ll be hearing the voice work of friends of Kakos Evan Gulock and Niko Gerentes. They make the podcast Death By Dying, which is one of my favorites. I listened to the whole first season on my flight back from the last Podcon, and […]

Dec 01, 202041 sec

I Make Another Podcast

https://www.neverrad.com, or type in Never Rad Miscellany to your favorite podcast application. Can’t get much more direct can I? Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. I, Conrad Miszuk, make another podcast. Some of you know this already. Some of you don’t. It’s called The Never Rad Miscellany, and you should definitely check it out. It’s more of […]

Nov 23, 20202 min

The Hollow Below Episode 2

Godry faces the darkness, and something more. Dark: Godry. Wake up. Godry: Wh-who’s there? Dark: I wouldn’t bother with the lantern, Godry. You won’t see me. The best you’ll do is quiet me down. Godry: Who are you? What do you want? Dark: I’m the darkness, Godry. The darkness all around you. Godry: That’s absurd. […]

Nov 16, 202013 min

Store Update November 2020

store.neverrad.com Coupon code November for 25% off Kakos Merch in November. Hello Kakos Industries listeners. Today, I have officially moved the Kakos Industries store to store.neverrad.com. That way you can buy all of your Kakos and Never Rad merch in the same place. It’s the holiday gift buying season, and I will also be moving […]

Nov 09, 20201 min

The Hollow Below – Episode 1

We meet Godry, an explorer of the underworld. Transcript: In The Underworld, Volume 3 by Antony Limerk, the entrance to the Underworld is described as being a plain cave opening in an otherwise inconspicuous hill, except that nothing grows within a hundred meters in any direction around it. Not in the nearby woods, not on […]

Oct 31, 202028 min

The Hollow Below Intro

Content Warnings for All Episodes: Violence, References to Violence Against Women, Self Harm, Mental Illness, and other Dark Themes. This section will be updated with anything I missed. Hi. The next piece of audio in your feed here should be the first episode of The Hollow Below. It’s a different sort of thing coming from […]

Oct 31, 20202 min

The Hollow Below Theme

This is the theme for The Hollow Below, an audio drama that will be sharing the Kakos Industries feed for now.

Oct 31, 20202 min

114 – The Thirteen Trials of Corin Deeth

in which Byolgerer, the Trials Master, makes some requests, Corin plays dress up, and Calico Davis “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]

Oct 31, 202052 minEp. 114

Audio Verse voting, upcoming Never Rad Live Streams, Twitch, and Discord

Links:audioverseawards.netNeverRad.com/TwitchTwitch.tv/StreamRaddyKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/Discord Conrad: Hello, there Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here. I’ve got a couple of announcements today, so please listen to the end if you want to be completely up to date. Your shareholder status may depend on it. I wanted to let all of you know that Kakos Industries and the Never Rad Miscellany […]

Oct 21, 20203 min

113 – Lick

in which something has saliva on it, the Morlorcans are still figuring it out, there is a new unsettling photograph, and Myrna Flirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a […]

Oct 01, 202031 minEp. 113

Never Rad Live Stream Friday, September 25th, 2020

7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Hello, Kakos industries listeners. Would you believe that only around 5% of you have listened to an episode of The Never Rad Miscellany? It’s true. This is a mistake, and it’s reflected in all of your shareholder statuses. Grace Rule is seriously displeased. Please, rectify your behavior. If you like the […]

Sep 22, 20201 min

112 – Morlorca Part 2

in which Corin receives some strange requests, an attempt is made to educate, Junior turns a crank, Corin Deeth I asks important questions, and Chris Frost “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]

Sep 01, 202033 minEp. 112

Never Rad Live Stream Today (August 28th, 2020)

NeverRad.com/Twitch 7PM Arizona Time Hey Kakos industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. We’re doing a live stream later today (August 28th, 2020) for the never rad Miscellany. It’s at 7pm Arizona time over at neverrad.com/twitch, that’s n e v e r r a d dot com slash t w i t c h. It’s going […]

Aug 28, 202049 sec

111 – Morlorca

in which you get a strange sinking feeling, you learn how to get down underground, you become fascinated with succulents, and Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

Aug 01, 202032 minEp. 111

110 – Losing It

in which things are catching fire, we hear from Corin Deeth I, Junior helps Corin with a side project, the Interrobang is a thing, and Abagail Dark “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

Jul 01, 202029 minEp. 110

109 – Stir Crazy

in which we hear about some developments from some lesser known Kakos Industries Divisions, Corin goes on the offensive, Junior learns a craft, and Svetlana Kartoshka “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]

Jun 01, 202029 minEp. 109

108 – Amity

in which we read a book, not a whole lot happens, there’s a Wow moment, and Arthur Noland “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you […]

May 01, 202031 min

Not Cover Story 3 – Corona

CW: Corona Virus stuff. Hi. I had plans to do a couple of different pieces in this space instead of another thing reminding us that the world is not how we expected it to be right now. But I’ve been consuming media that either tries to instill hope in more or less dangerous ways, or […]

Apr 29, 202011 min

Daniel Jarnax – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder

Sometimes, a shareholder really goes above and beyond. Hello, friends, shareholders, and employees. Thank you all for taking the time to join me today. Yes it was mandatory, but it would have taken a lot longer to assemble all of you if you did not come so willingly. Today, we are here to talk about […]

Apr 10, 20208 min

CYOA 11-15

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Apr 08, 20208 min

107 – Isolation

in which everyone is alone, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe, we peer into the Big Black Hole, Junior gets antsy, and Hayden Neff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

Apr 01, 202033 minEp. 107

CS54 – Quarantine

https://www.neverrad.com/subscribe https://www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then perhaps you don’t yet have enough toilet paper and you should buy more. I hope that all of you are doing […]

Apr 01, 20203 min

CYOA One 1-10

Join the fun https://kakosindustries.com/patreon 1 You awaken in a dimly lit hallway. You know in your gut that you are somewhere inside of Kakos Industries, but you don’t know where. There aren’t any windows, just blank, black walls and a faintly glowing white ceiling. The air is slightly humid, and a bit warmer than you […]

Mar 11, 202026 min

Not Cover Story 2.5 – Monetization Follow Up

Thank you. Hello, everyone. I wanted to do a quick response to the last piece, not another cover story 2. When I said that the first response to the first one was overwhelming, well, that guy didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. To summarize, my Patreon contributions increased by 50%, which is […]

Mar 05, 20204 min

106 – Brilliance

in which we recap the Shareholders’ Ball, things begin to stack up on the lawn, Junior has some choice words for Corin, Meredith is preparing for something, we hear a strange tape from Corin Deeth I, and Tony Jackets “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it […]

Mar 01, 202026 minEp. 106
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