Ep. 58 The Plow Has Ended
Another problem with my new gym comes rearing it's clean, but ugly head. I babysit a wolf. And another conference with my job is officially in the books.

Another problem with my new gym comes rearing it's clean, but ugly head. I babysit a wolf. And another conference with my job is officially in the books.
I want to meet the prick who decided that closing lanes down during rush hour was a good idea. And cause of that, I missed my open mic. And I recount my trip to Boston/New Hampshire for my buddies bachelor party.
Airbnb's strike again with horrible customer service. The new gym I joined is great, BUT there are definitely some issues that have come to the surface. Shirtless workouts? Bad sauna etiquette? That's just great!
I got a parking ticket. Yay! TJ's rearranged the entire store. AGAIN! And I went on a 3 day conference for work, that absolutely wrecked me.
People can just be absolute oblivious sometimes. Whole Foods yet again is another scene of a crime. Watch out for people with cardboard signs saying "they can't walk". And Uncle Vinnie had quite the weekend babysitting the nephews.
I get a little cheesy at the top of the episode, but I had a rough week, and I was a little buzzed. I hate when people give their "amazing" suggestions to employees. Every car wash place in LA is a circus. I haven't had a decent show in months! And I went to Zoe's step-sisters baby shower.
I almost had a run-in with the vet poop people that could have landed me in jail. Why does every grocery store I go to feel the need to rearrange the store? Zoe and I had a day-date at the mall.
Is it me, or does every TSA agent talk to you like you're a child? Finally a good customer service experience with a company called, Breville. I went down to Venice on Saturday to see those animals. And I almost got into a fight at 24 Hour Fitness.
I went on my first business trip in a long time. This really solidifies how much I hate people, and hate flying. I also saw a real life escort in action...well not IN ACTION, but trying to find her "John" for the night. Dallas, baby!
Selling stuff to people while they're in a restaurant should be illegal. Our plumber hates us... and I hate him. Pat and I did a road gig, and let's just say it f**kin' sucked!
One more issue that really bothered me about Hawaii. Have I mentioned yet that I hate 24 Hour Fitness? The company "Canopy" is on my shit-list. And the old lady across the hall crossed the line.
I got engaged to my amazing girlfriend. But of course that didn't go smoothly. We almost missed our flight. Honolulu had it's moments, but overall kinda sucked. Aloha!
You gotta checkout 'Hanks Bagel's'. Shitty parents make shitty kids. And this dealership sent me through hell!
I hate how some people make their exercise effect traffic. I went to the Yankee game. Got food poisoning, and my car got stolen!
These murder podcasts/docs are getting a little out of hand. I went all out on Zoe's bday. We got a massage, went to the mall, and did a little "bang-bang" for her bday dinner. With a ton of bullshit that pissed me off.
There's an apartment in my complex where both the guys living there are dipshits. This dog place has officially started a dog shit war. Going out in LA sucks. And I HATE TECHNOLOGY.
No one respects dress codes at nice restaurants. I really don't know who designed this damn restaurant I went to. Some drive-thru madness, and the SV Academy is a scam.
Customer service has officially died. I have different "fruit etiquette" than Zoe's family. I thought I was going to get murdered in the movie theatre.
I hate speed bumps. I finally got up at the Improv. I went on a shopping search, that almost drove me crazy. And just tell them I'm the Uber driver.
Customer service has officially died. Homeless people are starting to run LA. I caught the "shit guy". And I broke a printer.
People in this society still lack basic skill sets, and common courtesies. I got embarrassed in Whole Foods. And got roped into going to an "industry mixer".
Zoe is on another trip, so I'm alone again. I have a bone to pick with certain adult film actresses. Going to the vet was actually fun this week.
I'm a little drunk from work... That probably sounds weird. Being around rich people all day is tough sometimes. I had a great show at The Comedy Store. And 24 Hour Fitness strikes again.
Zoe left me home alone for a couple days. I had the pleasure of babysitting my nephew, with my Mom. And I went to a festival with my cousin...some good, a lot bad.
I forgot my craziest celebrity story. Watching videos from the Met Gala makes me sick. And I relapsed today on my drive to work.
Apparently doing nice things now, makes you an a**hole. I almost killed someone at valet on date-night this week. And I recap some fond and crazy memories from my time at Malibu Farm.
Unless you're paying my pills, don't tell me not to take money from someone. I hate being the "bad cop", but it looks like that's what it's going to be. Another date night with Zoe results in interesting people watching.
Went up north to see Zoe's family. I'm at the age where I need to sleep in my own bed. I was really annoyed watching The Masters for a stupid reason. And LA loves shutting down The 101.
Had a great date night with Zoe! I also had a great trip to Utah. But of course had some bumps along the way.
I have gotten more tickets in the last month than I have gotten in the last 2 years! Oh, I am not a man. So I had to call the plumber.