Ep. 28 The Weed Store
Do yourself a favor and don't move to LA. Don't believe me? I'll tell you why. And a simple trip to the weed store ruined my day.

Do yourself a favor and don't move to LA. Don't believe me? I'll tell you why. And a simple trip to the weed store ruined my day.
Here's the follow-up of my DMV trip. There should be a time limit on public restrooms. There is a weird couple that wants bang my girlfriend.
I have to take a trip the DMV, so that will be a blast. Some people just can't respect the allure of a special dinner. I hate going to the dentist, and I'm pretty sure they hate me too.
Don't you love when they mark shit up on holidays? I'm officially old. I went to Six-Flags. And I almost killed this guy on the golf range.
Finding a new restaurant is so hard to do. I tried a new one out that shows promise. And I caddied for my idol.
Just an annoying day with a stupid audition. Nothing decent is at the mall. And the people at 24 Hour Fitness are an absolute joke.
I can't stand people doing weird shit in public. I got into a Tiktok battle. I went out in Hollywood. And my neighbor is an asshole.
I hate going to the gym now. Is there any customer service anymore! It seems like no one wants to work. And every animal vet in LA sucks.
I can't stand dog parks, and all the dog parents that go there. Are the police actually doing any kind of policing? There is zero customer service these days.
Nothing can be easy. I hate technology, I hate LA, and I hate myself.
Starbucks needs to work on the basics. I might Jerk my dog off to make some cash. And does this couch salesman want to f**k my girlfriend?
Does anybody follow the rules anymore? Is there any common curtesy? Are we really still listening to these stupid politicians?
We have to stop attractive waiters. If you have a Brita Filter, we can't be friends. And this guy took his dick out!
It's crazy how famous one TikTok video can get you. I hate going to the dentist. And do you really trust the government?
I do feel bad that I have to kill this lobster. Trying to convince myself that I don't need a Whoop strap. Why do we let ourselves listen to people who should have no audience?
12 items or less means 12 items or less! Let's keep the express lane moving here. My girlfriend's hair is literally everywhere. Is it bad to say that I'm sick of SNL? And can we stop taking everything so damn seriously?
I don't care if you're apart of the "5 am club". Have you ever met a person and thought "how are you a real person"? Why would anyone go to Mt. Everest for vacation? And your OB/GYN is a guy?
Who the hell would bring a bird to a restaurant? By the way, have you heard my bird story? And do I really need to watch the "Social Dilemma"?
I can't stand bicycles on the highway. I'm so happy to be a human, and I'm happy that I'm not into weird shit. And have we all lost our minds with what we allow apartment buildings to do to us?
Half the channels on youtube have got to go! Am I the only person who gets annoyed at this stuff? And maybe there should be some kind of interview process to be a parent.
Changing a diaper at a restaurant? I stopped myself from killing my barback this week...pretty proud of myself. And why exactly do I have a shirtless audition?
Already problems with the new place. There is a great show for stupid people. Have you heard my Dad's drinking tricks? And have you heard about the new 5 families?
Remember how I mentioned "sack of shit people"? Well, I have another story for you. I wish I was a hot girl. Oh, and I'm moving out of Hollywood!
I love Youtube, but hate the adds...and most of the videos. Botox audition? You gave that to your grandmother for a gift? And yes, this Airbnb got so ballsy.
Do you pick up spam phone calls? Cause I love them. Is there ever a shift without an annoying customer? And, She's French...
Would I make it in prison? Why does technology really piss me off? But most of all, why can't people behave in restaurants?
Maybe I am the way I am because of my Dad...and Mom. And why do the little things like my sink ruin my day?
Yup, I need help. Why is getting a hair cut so hard? Some people just don't take this pandemic seriously. Fireball shots? And if I did go to therapy, I would be exactly like Tony Soprano.