Below, which is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez got matching tattoos. And I bring this up because usually that's something for the younger kids or in the beginning of a relationship. And are we counting that they're still in the beginning of their relationship, because it feels like it's been more
than a year since they got back together. So that's a better sign for getting a tattooed, because if you do it in the beginning, it feels like all this whirlwind Pete Davidson and Kim and Courtney and all and machine gun and all that stuff. But and I don't count that they knew each other years ago, because when you get a new car smell on a relationship after
you've broken up. Paul and I broke up and then got back together, and it's like more intense because you lost each other and you found each other back and you have that new car smell for a while. But that new car smell it probably goes away after a year, like almost a year, So I don't know how long
they've been back. So the tattoo being now is a better sign than if when they first got back And usually it's earlier in the relationship, and for some reason, I'm thinking of Tamara Barney because this is re Rants and Simon Barney getting tattoos on the Housewives, but that's a very like we need content Housewives storyline type of thing to do. But they got tattoos that they obviously have had to remove since because they're she's married to
someone else. And I don't know what he's doing. But I should know what he's doing because he texts me every year on Christmas and it's like I don't really know him. I'm sure I've met him with Tamara a thousand years ago, like the Bravo A List Awards, which is an ironic because it's no one on Bravo's A List, so that's another story, but on the Bravo D List Awards, and that's not shade to them. I've been on Bravo
longer than a lot of people. So Simon sends me every year a holiday text and I don't know how to like respond and be like I feel violated. I don't really know you, and I know it's his automatic text list, which is so funny because you get like Jewish New Year ones from group people and like, I just want to say, I think this is a rant on like group text, Like I don't want to be in the mass text like Shanna Tova, Like I don't think you're really telling me Happy New Year. I just
I don't want I don't like them. I don't know what tell me one time you like a mass group text, like not only group, like hey, it's your sorority and you're all going out of trips to Icabo. I mean, like, when do you want a group text like happy Holidays from a team of Schmeichel schmeck O wits and door Field law associates. I don't want that Happy Holidays from the McDonald's family, Like I don't really want that either. I don't want that. It just and it doesn't feel personal.
It feels like some like card you just pumped through the system. I'm not a Christmas and I know that it's reminding me of that, but like the holiday card all that, But like, I can't think of one scenario where I want the mass text like Shanatova or a happy new Year. You know, I know it's the news, Like, but if we're not talking personally, you're not calling me. Your group text is a meany thing and especially if Simon Barney is texting me married Christmas. I know it's
not real now. I know that all the ones I've ever gotten aren't real because Simon Barney's it's definitely not real. Because he doesn't know that I'm on his mass list, he definitely delete me and take me off. I'm not announced Tamra's massless. She doesn't have a massless. I guarantee she's not the type. If she did, I wouldn't be on it now because she doesn't like me. I'm sure she's fine with me, and I said she was a
lovely housewife, which she is. I just want you to tell me one scenario where you want a mass text to everybody about any situation, even in my birthday, like some person that I don't want Simon Barney texting me on my birthday either, I really don't. I love meaning. I don't want Ninny doing a mass text. I want to text for me Ninny on my own. Yeah. I can't think of one single person that I would like a mass group Malatin automatic. You feel like a loser text.
I don't even like him from schools like now you're chiming in and there's forty parents, and you know, it's like being CC to a thousand people. I just am not a CC or. I don't want I do not want to be seceded. And sometimes I see see someone to be efficient just because I don't want to send five other emails and I want them in the conversation. Then they chime in and something it doesn't relate to them.
That an appearance that someone invited me to go to France and this amazing trip, and I thought, oh my, Forever Young Wine, which we're launching, could be great and we could give it away. So I see ced my partner and Forever Young Wine. He started chiming in on the content of the pr aspect of the plane. I'm like, I thought you were the go business. Anyway, I won't be repelled. Now I'm going to reply to Simon Barney. Hey, shan out Tova, Like when I tell you I couldn't
pick Simon Barney out of a lineup. Oh he doesn't even spell my name right. Oh my god, I'm on the all holiday list for Simon Barney. Happy Easter. It's a bunny with eggs, colorful eggs. Okay, thank you Simon Barney. Next Happy Thanksgiving. It's a cornucopia. Wishing you a cornucopia Thanksgiving with some sunflowers and some pumpkins. Great Merry Christmas and a happy new Year. I'm on the double dip. I didn't get a single. Full of good health, love,
abundance and ever lasting you. You know what, I'm a bitch. This is nice. I don't want to be on it, but it's sweet. He put some time into it. Actually, full of good health. That one's nice. The bunny's cute. You know what. Happy Holidays? Thanks, oh, I responded one time. Wait, this must have been years ago. Oh, in twenty twenty one, I said, happy holiday, said thanks Bethany with it? Ay? And why? Because I didn't even know why I'm on his list? Then he probably got then the turkey turkey's
throwing the pumpkin pie up in the air. Cute turkey, if I'm gonna be fair. Simon does a decent job at the cartoons for like, what are these called emojis? Okay, well, he sends gifts and stills. So Simon Barney is really the only person as another guy, all right, So that's it. That's my relationship with Simon Barney and you know what, Simon, you didn't send me a Valentine's Day one. I got a stargat Thanksgiving, I got Christmas. Now I miss it. I didn't get Fourth of July. If you're gonna put
me on your list, i'd like to get fourth. I'd like to make a request right now. The ones that I would like. I would like Valentine's Day. You can send it retroactively because you're creative with the cute things. I would think it'd be very cute with like hearts flying in the air, like candy. So i'd like Valentine's Day. I would love Saint Patrick's said love a lepicon, a pot of gold coins. I'd like a shamrock four leaf clover. Fourth of July. I wouldn't have to do all the
patriotic holidies. You could just do Fourth of July. My birthday is November fourth. You can spell my name right next year, and yeah, you're ready gonna do Easter? I know that, so can you spell my name right? And like a new Bunny with a different type of Easter mascot we'd wear like a peep or something maybe, And I think, yeah, I think that's fine. That's good. Then otherwise we're good. So the only person allowed to send me a group text when I want is going to be signon Barney