Yeah. So recently, Kyle was asked who she'd like to see on the house wise and she said Christie Teagan. And I thought to myself, there's absolutely no way that she would do that. There's no way that John would allow that. And I don't mean to say like he's her keeper. I just mean you have to be all in with your whole family, and there's just no way. They have success. They have money, they have fame, they have what seems to be a nice family, good branding opportunities,
She's done incredible things with her social media. I can't imagine what reality television would have that Christie Teagan could possibly want. But then it made me think, in a fantasy land, that will never happen. And I don't want it to happen for these people, or for the world or anything, but maybe for the world. But then it made me realized, in a fantasyland, who would be like HB i C. Housewives cast. So here's my all star of all all Star housewives casts. So this means like,
I'm not suggesting Beyonce or um Taylor Swift. I don't think they'd be great at it. I I don't think they'd be great at house swives. I'm talking. I'm going to give you a cast that I think would be good at the show, like in another life when they didn't make it there, they didn't make it with the way that they have, they'd be good at the show and we would want it. And also I'm thinking about the dynamics and their interaction. So first would be Chrissy Teagan,
second would be Chris Jenner. Those families have had a relationship. I think Chris was good friends with Chrissie and Kim was good friends with Chrissie. And I'm sure all clean and fine, but there's some remnants because I think Chrissie and Chris we're doing like a like a cleaning supply deal together, and when Christie got into a little bit of public trouble, Chris ran like a thief in the night. So Chrissy Teagan and Chris Jenner and a wind tour,
now we'd really find out that dynamic. Like for years the Kardashians weren't good enough to be at the met Galu. But then don't hate the player, hate the game, and we're really there to sell magazines and Kanye was the fashion person who had the music Street, cred And and Kim. The first year was a plus one and now Kanye would be a plus none. So that's been an interesting circular reference. And Chrissy Teagan has probably gone not only as a social media influencer on her in her own right,
but definitely with John Legend. But the Matt Gala has become a social media influencer event, much to the dismay of like the Tried and True Fashion People, which is also another land of bullshit, so it's all actually bullshit. But Christy tag and Chris Jenner, Anna wint Or so far wait for it, wait for it, Megan Markle, Megan Markle, I think would be great with them. There's now new crossover.
Megan Marco's neighbors with Ellen and lives in Montecito and Chris Jenner's friends with Ellen and just officiated some Megan Markle's part of this cast. Wait for it, Victoria Beckham coming in next, because there's a connection to Victoria Beckham with Megan Markle. They used to be friends, but they're not friends anywhere. Their friendemies, but I'm sure publicly their friends and who knows how that works. Keep it moving,
Amal Clooney the Queen and the universe. I feel like, truthfully she's friends with or has the respect of Anna Wintour, She's she's uh co chaired the met gala um she connects to that group. I think it's extraordinary. Christy Teagan, christ Jenner, Anna Wintour, Megan Markle, Victoria Beckham, a Mall Clooney,
the sickest housewives cast in history. In order to get them to do it, the number would be because I know the numbers, like I know the numbers of what I know, the numbers of what it would cost for me to do it, which they can't afford. So in order to get these women to do it for one week on one trip, like you could get them to do one week on one trip because they don't need to do four months and beyond a real season. You could get them to do a three day weekend like
on a trip. You could really reduce their days. And I think in order to get them each to do it, I don't know if George Clooney would allow a Mall or if she thinks it'd be bad for a career, But in order to get them to do it, um, I would raise the money and do this it's so good. I'm work shopping this with you right now. So would cost. I believe for three days you could probably get six good episod pisodes. I think you'd have to pay five
million to each of them minimum. Initially my number was ten, but that was thinking it was more of like a series. If you really had them for three days, I think five million would be the number. But I think the number to get them to do it will be ten. But between five and ten million you could probably get these women. So would be five, ten, fifteen, twenty thirty million dollars to do this Netflix, I think we should call me for thirty million dollars. This would beat the
Megan and Harry documentary. To watch this, So that's my pitch. I'm pitching Netflix. You heard it here, five million a piece minimum and give them a piece of like the profit, give them a back end, give them a back end. You could just give me an EP credit and I'm gonna have to get paid each episode two because I was my idea. But we can work it out. We could work it out. I'm not you know, they don't want me in their episode that their show. I'm famous,
I'm not as famous as any of them. So I gotta sit back to you and just be the producer who thought of the good ideas. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my I'm kind of mesmerized and flabbergasted about my own cast right now because I just wanted my mind, oh over here, what about? Like? You know, I got like there's another cast I have going to in my mind. I'll tell to you next time. These are dream casts. Okay, I've got another one. I'm starting it. That was a
pretty good one. It's gonna be hard to keep up with that one. But I have another dream cast in my mind has just gone to another insane It's kind of the cast of the Deep Blondes in my mind