Junkfood Cinema

Junkfood Cinema is a shame-free celebration of cult cinema hosted by critic Brian Salisbury and Marvel Studios screenwriter C. Robert Cargill

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Junk Bond: Octopussy

Brian and Cargill wrap their tentacles around one of Cargill's favorite Bond films. Enjoy!

May 06, 2022•1 hr 5 min

Junk Bond: Licence to Kill with Windy Bowlsby

Brian is joined by the chaotic pixie of pod and rink, Windy Bowlsby, to swim with sharks and set Coke dealers on fire. They also discuss Licence to Kill. Enjoy!

Apr 29, 2022•1 hr 16 min

Junk Bond: Diamonds Are Forever with John Maddening

For this sparkling installment of Junk Bond, Brian is joined by First Wrestling ring announcer John Maddening to discuss Diamonds Are Forever. Howard Hughes, fake moon landings, and a lifelong feud between Bond girls all mined for this episode.

Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 28 min

Junk Bond: Dr. No

For your ears only: Brian & Cargill undertake the epic mission of covering every single James Bond film between Patreon and the main feed. We hope this first episode, on the first Bond flick, will leave you both shaken and stirred.

Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 25 min

April Fool's Day (1986)

Brian and Cargill bring you an episode on April Fool’s Day…but they didn’t bring it on April Fool’s Day. So you can rest assured, there will be no pranks or shenanigans. None whatsoever.

Apr 07, 2022•1 hr 1 min

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Brian and Cargill (unwisely) go Behind the Mask to fulfill a Patron request. Will they make it out alive? Listen to find out!

Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 8 min

The Slumber Party Massacre Franchise with Special Guest Danishka Esterhazy

Brian and Cargill are joined by director Danishka Esterhazy to discuss the Slumber Party Massacre franchise and how her fantastic new entry fits into it! There is also a fair amount of discussion of 70s kid shows, getting “iced,” and sad penis. So, ya know, a typical episode. Buy or rent Danishka’s Slumber Party Massacre (2021) right now on your favorite streaming service!

Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 21 min

The Last Dragon with Joe Lynch

Brian and Cargill are joined once again by the fantastic Joe Lynch as they fulfill a Patron request and experience the ultimate Glow-up with The Last Dragon. Can you expect insane stories? Sho’nuff! Will there be plenty of sidebars? Sho’nuff! Was this episode, as with all Joe Lynch appearances, almost lost to technical difficulties? Sho. Nuff.

Mar 17, 2022•2 hr 31 min

Definitely, Maybe

Brian and Cargill wrap up Love Snacktually with definitely possibly probably the sweetest, cutest, most Ryan Reynolds-y film they’ve ever covered. By the way, this episode is not actually sponsored by Aviation Gin. No one asked us to say that, but it still feels like something we’d be legally obligated to state.

Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 7 min

Dave (1993)

In honor of the late, great Ivan Reitman, Brian and Cargill end the Love Snacktually administration by hailing to the Dave!

Feb 24, 2022•1 hr 4 min

Grosse Pointe Blank

As #LoveSnacktually continues, a Patron request reunites Brian & Cargill with Grosse Pointe Blank!

Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 23 min

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?

Brian and Cargill kick off their Love Snack-ually series with a movie that asks the important question: Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? Be a loverdoll, listen and subscribe now!

Feb 04, 2022•1 hr 5 min

Deathtrap (1982)

Brian and Cargill have dunnit again! Find out who else dunnit as they try and escape Deathtrap.

Jan 27, 2022•1 hr 6 min

Midnight Madness

For the first patron request episode of “The New Batch,” Brian & Cargill contract a bad case of Midnight Madness! Bonus! They also take you to…Junior High School?

Jan 21, 2022•1 hr 27 min

Targets (1968)

Brian and Cargill honor the late Peter Bogdanovich as they take aim at his first film (and Boris Karloff’s last): Targets. The movie that lent its structure to a very recent Tarantino film? Maybe. Also yes definitely. Listen and subscribe to Bogdano this Vich with us!

Jan 13, 2022•1 hr 9 min

Exterminators of the Year 3000

In the first episode of 2022, Brian & Cargill return to their post-apocalyptic roots as they look for water (and trouble) with the Exterminators of the Year 3000! They also pitch Asylum movies and argue about robots so…you know…the usual. Listen and subscribe now before the world ends!

Jan 07, 2022•1 hr 4 min

After The Thin Man

Brian and Cargill carry on the JFC New Year’s Eve tradition of discussing another Thin Man film! Well, not the film Another Thin Man…that’s the third one. Today they’re sending 2021 off in style with After The Thin Man! Download and subscribe for more shenanigans in 2022!

Dec 31, 2021•1 hr 4 min

Christmas Evil

Ho Ho Holy crap are Brian and Cargill about to creep up your holiday as they exchange theories as to what’s going on in Christmas Evil! Listen now and subscribe to stuff your ear stockings with more goodies!

Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 7 min

Brotherhood of the Wolf

Brian and Cargill venture into the woods (and into the past) to finally sink their fangs into Brotherhood of the Wolf (aka Le Pacte des Loups). If you haven’t seen this 18th century French martial arts creature feature epic, do yourself a favor and watch it now on Shudder! Join our pack by subscribing and downloading today!

Dec 17, 2021•1 hr 4 min

Quigley Down Under

Brian and Cargill get (out)back to basics as they set their sights on Quigley Down Under! Download and subscribe to ensure a g’day!

Dec 03, 2021•1 hr 5 min

The Visitor (1979) with Lars Nilsen

For Thanksgiving, get ready to stuff your eyeballs with madness as Brian is joined by longtime Alamo programmer and author Lars Nilsen (Warped & Faded) to discuss The Visitor (1979). You…may not be prepared for this one. Pick up Lars’ book at Mondo now! https://mondoshop.com/products/warped-and-faded-weird-wednesday-and-the-birth-of-the-american-genre-film-archive...

Nov 25, 2021•1 hr 3 min

Iron Eagle

Brian and Cargill take to the skies to save dads and start international incidents with Iron Eagle!

Nov 19, 2021•1 hr 4 min

Marvel’s Wastelanders: Hawkeye Sneak Peek!

Marvel's Wastelanders: Hawkeye is the second installment in the Marvel's Wastelanders audio epic. Forty years ago, the villains of the world rose up and killed all the heroes. Well, all the heroes that mattered. The sole survivor of the Avengers, Hawkeye (Stephen Lang) is now a sideshow freak, re-living the worst day of his life for paying audiences. He's surly, broken, and losing his sight, but there's still that fire in him to be a hero, to avenge his friends. And he's ready to do what needs t...

Nov 15, 2021•5 min

Backdraft

Brian and Cargill get fired up about one of their favorite movies: Backdraft! Download the episode while it’s hot!

Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 18 min

Red Sun (1971)

It's east meets western as Brian and Cargill do their best to honor 1971's Red Sun. ...and do a LOT of Charles Bronson impressions along the way. Enjoy the episode? Why not subscribe and consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/junkfoodcinema

Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 9 min

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