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Hi, this is Petek AND's the assistant to the principal here Elementary. Is this Anthony's mama, Tina?
Oh? Oh hi, yes, hey, Tina.
Needed to give you a call to speak with something about your child today in school.
Oh? Is everything okay?
Oh? Yes, everything is great. Actually, we have a school pet here that students get to watch, and Anthony actually volunteered to watch our school pet. And so he's going to be walking him home from school and he'll be staying the night at your house and he'll be walking him back in the morning and should be fun. But I need to call and talk to you a little bit about that, give you some information so, you know, to take care of a little guy.
Yeah, yeah, sure, just one night, That's that's fine, it'll be it'll be the month. Actually, oh I thought you said, well I just heard yeah, yep, okay, a month is kind of a long time to keep a school peg. H. But I mean, what what I need to know?
The first thing I need to ask you is do you have any poultry live poultry at your house, like a chicken coop or anything like that?
No?
Okay, good because if there are any chickens or do you have a puppy, a dog's anything like that.
Yeah, we have a Golden Retriever okay, two years old.
So for this month, we'll need you to make sure you keep an eye on that Golden Retriever and not let it around our school, pat because that can get kind of messy.
Yeah, you know, honestly, like she's a really good dog. She's just like a very friendly puppy. Oh yeah, I mean she's great around other kids and animals. Is it a hamster, because I'm sure she'd be fine.
I'm not so worried about your dog doing anything to the pet. I'm just worried about Ali doing you know, doing some dear dog. And do you have a bathtub that you could fill halfway and let Allie sleep in there?
What up? Sorry, but what are we talking about here? I was getting like a hamster.
Oh yeah, sorry, I guess I never explained. Yes, your son Anthony is in fifth grade this year, and he volunteered to take care of our school mascot, our alligator, Allie. So she's a six year old little alligator and she is just the most precious little thing. But that's right.
No, wait, wait, I'm sorry you let my son walk out of the school with an alligator? Are you crazy? An alligator?
Alie? Yes, she's really harmless.
No, I'm sorry, I don't even know if that's legal. You can't have an alligator as a pet in a school.
Okay, So she's really she's got a great disposition. She's really harmless. And that's why I asked about the poultry, because if they're you know, the one time that she did get a little crazy, there was I with chicken in the school and yes, that didn't turn out so well, that's why.
I was asking. So I'm sorry, this is crazy. Excuse my language. You cannot be telling me that you let my son outside holding an alligator. Keep carrying an alligator?
No, he's not carrying it. It's too big to carry. She's one hundred and fifty pounds at this point. But we do have a change of leash. That he's Scott and we gave her all the commands.
It should be fine that No, no, that is not fine. You don't need to take that alligator away from him. Where is Anthony? Well, I want to speak to him.
He said, he's walking home from school now. Which is really cool. That's great. But he left about, you know, fifteen minutes ago or so, like, that's so she'll probably be close to the house by now.
I bet okay.
I'm sorry, but I'm calling the police because this has to be illegal to give an alligator to a child. This is insane. She's say, you know what, after I call the police, I'm calling your boss, I'm calling the superintendent, and then I'm going to email the board of that just because this is outrageous. I'm sorry, but like, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard come out of this school building, that you have an alligator.
I proved this.
Her name's Ali.
I'm sorry, I don't care what you want to call her. Who about an alligator into the school? Who said that that was okay?
Your husband Tom?
What?
Yeah?
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You commy, Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
He said that your son's walking home from school for the first time anyone.
Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm sitting here and I'm picturing my son with an alligator on a beash.
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