It's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello Luna, this is your Uber driver Pete Ekins from the other night. How are you?
I'm okay, what's going on? Yep?
The other night you were in the back of my Uber. Yes, and so I was able to get your phone number after the ride, and it's taken a few days to call. But are you missing something?
What? Why are you calling me?
Well? Because I pick you up no chinchilla, I drop you off.
Chinchilla, chinchilla like the animal.
Okay, are we just gonna play dumb because I'd pick you up no chinchilla a chinchilla's car and then drop you off chinchilla all over the vehicle.
Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.
You abandoned your chinchilla in the back of my Uber.
Why I don't have ailla.
You haven't called or emailed or tried to get a hold of the ride service company at all. And I'm very upset because it's a cute little guy, and obviously you use my Uber to try to offload your chinchilla on somebody else.
I that's ridiculous. I do not have a chinchilla.
Well, you did before you got in my car?
No, no, sirch O got.
Okay, So you're going to try to say that you'd never had a chinchilla.
I've never had a chinchilla.
Then explain to me why I pick you up. No chinchilla, I drop you off chinchilla.
I have no idea. Maybe there was already a chinchilla in your car.
There was definitely no chinchilla in my car before you got in, because I checked it and cleaned it actually, and it was chinchilla. Lis, So come clean.
I I don't know what to tell you. I don't have a chinchilla.
Mm hmm.
Okay, So are we done here?
Nope, we are not done until you admit that you left a chinchilla in the back of my O.
Oh my god. I do not have chinchilla.
H yes, you do now, because I where I dropped you off, I'm assuming that was your house where I dropped off. Was it your house?
You know what?
It's none of your business, Okay, So you can take your chinchilla and go to hell.
It's not mine.
Wherever I dropped you off, the window has been opened and I put the chinchilla inside.
What mm hm you went to the address that you dropped me off at.
Did you just say you put it inside?
Yes? I did ten minutes ago. I dropped him back home where.
It should be.
Dude, Okay, first of all, you need to confirm that someone is actually the owner of a chinchilla where you just go and put it in?
So are you crazy? That was my grandmother's house. She's gonna freak out. She doesn't even like tiny mice you are stuck in.
Well, you might want to call her and let her know that she's watching your chinchilla for a little while, just like you expect everybody to watch her chinchilla, even Uber drivers.
Oh okay, well, how about I call Uber first and tell them that you are a psychopath and that you have no business being.
A driver anymore. She's gonna freak the hell out.
I can't believe I know as I pick you up, no chinchilla, I drop you off?
Yeah, I know, I know, chinchilla. You know what? It wasn't mine? And what am I thinking?
I'm gonna call the police because you broke into my grandmother's house and put a live animal in her home.
All right, then, I'm gonna tell you it's a prank phone call. Then what Yeah, this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you. Your best friend Lily set you up, you little I'm a killer.
I'm a killer. Oh my god, my grandmother is gonna have a heart.
There's no chinchilla in your grandma's house.
Oh dee, thank god.
Wake up every morning with stubile phone Franks.