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You Called Me

Aug 19, 20245 min
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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7

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Transcript

Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2

Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3

Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah him, Sorry.

Speaker 2

This is Trevor, who says.

Speaker 1

Uh, you called me?

Speaker 2

No, I'm pretty sure you called me, so like, can I help you or close?

Speaker 4

Like?

Speaker 1

Yo, Hi, sorry, I think you have the wrong number.

Speaker 2

Well no, because you called me, so I think you might have the wrong number.

Speaker 1

I didn't. My phone rang and I kicked it out.

Speaker 2

No, you called me.

Speaker 1

That's not okay? Whatever do bye?

Speaker 2

Hello Trevor. Hello, okay, yeah, who's this.

Speaker 1

Are you calling? Me?

Speaker 2

Well? No, you called me, ma'am.

Speaker 5

I don't remember what your name was, but you you called me, and I didn't tell your name because for a good reason obviously.

Speaker 1

But you called me.

Speaker 2

No, you called me.

Speaker 1

Oh my god, this is good. Hello Hello, oh my god.

Speaker 2

Okay, So you called me again?

Speaker 3

Me?

Speaker 1

No, you keep calling me? Why did you call me?

Speaker 2

Okay, I don't like I don't like confrontation. Confrontation.

Speaker 1

I have no idea who you are. Just get off my phone, like, stop calling me. So I was just off. Hello.

Speaker 3

Okay, So this is getting really old, Like I don't know what, dude, this.

Speaker 1

Is seriously getting old. Listen to me. This is like the fifth time you've called me. Stop it, knock it off. I'm calling the cops right now.

Speaker 3

I feel like you're gonna call the cops. Okay, well on.

Speaker 5

You, because stop calling me, keep calling me and wrapping me, and I'm not I don't.

Speaker 3

I didn't want to have to do this, but it looks like you might have gone yourself in a cop bat role.

Speaker 2

I don't even do cops on me.

Speaker 1

Bye, bye bye.

Speaker 2

Call the cops on you, and then they'll call the cops on your cops.

Speaker 1

I'm calling the cops right now. Bye. Stop calling me.

Speaker 4

This is Detective Peter North from the Police Department speaking.

Speaker 1

With Oh hi, yes, yes, hi, Yes?

Speaker 2

Can I help you?

Speaker 1

So you're like calling me because of that guy.

Speaker 5

Right, ma'am?

Speaker 4

Yes, I do have to ask a question. Are you okay?

Speaker 1

I'm hine.

Speaker 4

Because you've called me.

Speaker 1

I haven't you literally just called me. My phone is rang.

Speaker 4

Nope, I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone and it was you on the other end. Can I help you with something?

Speaker 1

I feel like I'm taking crazy skills so I.

Speaker 5

Have a person.

Speaker 4

Okay, so you are taking pills? Where are you mating?

Speaker 1

No? I'm not not.

Speaker 4

You just admitted to an officer of the law that you're taking pills.

Speaker 5

Oh my god, sir, I have a problem with somebody who keeps calling I know you have a problem obviously, because you're taking pills and calling the police.

Speaker 4

So I will send a car to where you're at right now. I have your location.

Speaker 5

No, no, I don't need a car. I need you to call somebody who keeps calling me. I have their number if you would like it.

Speaker 4

Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car down there, and we're going to pick you up and bring you There's no.

Speaker 1

Need for that.

Speaker 5

Oh my god, No, sir, Like I need you to listen to me, like, I don't need you to send a whole squadron of cops stand here because I'm at work, but I have a problem of a guy that keeps calling me, Like I need your help.

Speaker 1

I don't need a bunch of cop cars and I'm not taking pills.

Speaker 4

Mm hmmmmmm okay, ma'am. Well, the officers they are on the way and they will be there in just a few minutes to apprehend you and take you out.

Speaker 2

Of the parace.

Speaker 1

Honestly, really, there's no need. There is no need for that. Please, I am Please, do not embarrass me. And at work going on.

Speaker 4

Oh I'll tell you what's going on. This is Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on you and your boyfriend Jason set you up.

Speaker 2

It's a joke.

Speaker 5

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 4

He said, you gotta have a new phone number to be getting a lot of calls on it and want to mess with you.

Speaker 5

Oh my god, I hate him so bad.

Speaker 1

Oh my god. Thank god, though scared me. Coptic from Oh my God, wake up every morning with Jubal phone franks.

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