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You Called Me!

Oct 11, 20245 min
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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7

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Transcript

Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2

Hello, Hello, Hi.

Speaker 1

Hello, Hello, yeah, Hi.

Speaker 2

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1

This is Trevor, who says.

Speaker 2

Uh, you called me?

Speaker 1

No, I'm pretty sure you called me, so like can I help you? Or close? Like?

Speaker 2

Yo, Hi, sorry, I think you have the wrong number.

Speaker 1

Well no, because you called me, so I think you might have the wrong number.

Speaker 2

I didn't. My phone rang and I kicked it out.

Speaker 1

No, you called me.

Speaker 2

That's not okay? Whatever do bye? Hello?

Speaker 1

Yeh Trevor? Hello, okay, yeah, who's this.

Speaker 2

Are you calling me? Well?

Speaker 1

No, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what your names.

Speaker 2

You called me, and because a good reasons, but you called me.

Speaker 1

No, you called me?

Speaker 2

Oh my god, this is good. Hello Hello, oh my god.

Speaker 1

Okay, so you called me again?

Speaker 2

Me? No, do you keep calling me? Why did you call me?

Speaker 1

Okay? I don't like. I don't like confrontation. Still confrontation.

Speaker 2

I have no idea who you are. Get off my phone, like, stop calling me.

Speaker 1

Like I was just so. I was just off.

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 1

Okay, So this is getting really old, like I don't know what, dude, this is seriously getting old.

Speaker 2

Listen to me. This is like the fifth time you've called me. Stop it, knock it off. I'm calling the cops right now.

Speaker 1

I feel like you're gonna call the cops.

Speaker 2

Okay, well on you, because stop calling me, keep calling me and wrapping me, and I'm not I didn't want.

Speaker 1

To have to do this, but it looks like you might have gone yourself in a cop battle. I don't even do because if you call the cops on me, bye bye bye, call the cops on you, and then they'll call the cops on your tops.

Speaker 2

I'm calling the cops right now. Bye. Stop calling me.

Speaker 1

This is Detective Peter North from the police Department.

Speaker 2

And speaking with Oh hi, yes, yes, hi, Yes?

Speaker 1

Can I help you?

Speaker 2

So you're like calling me because of that guy, right, ma'am?

Speaker 1

Yes, I do have to ask the question, are you okay?

Speaker 2

I'm hie.

Speaker 1

Because you've called me.

Speaker 2

I haven't you literally just called me. My phone just rang.

Speaker 3

Nope, I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone and it was you on the other end. Can I help you with something?

Speaker 2

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Speaker 1

So I have a person. Okay, so you are taking pills? Where are you met?

Speaker 2

No, I'm not. I'm not not.

Speaker 1

You just admitted to an officer of the law that you're taking pills.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, sir, I have a problem with somebody who keeps calling I know you have a problem obviously, because you're taking pills and calling the police.

Speaker 1

So I will send a car to where you're at right now. I have your location.

Speaker 2

No, no, I don't need a car. I need you to call somebody who keeps calling me. I have their number if you would like it.

Speaker 3

Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car down there, and we're going to pick you up and bring it.

Speaker 2

There's no need for that, Oh my god, No, sir, Like I need you to listen to me, like, I don't need you to send a whole squadron of copts down here because I'm at work. But I have a problem of a guy that keeps calling me, Like I need your help. I don't need a bunch of cock cars and I'm not taking pills.

Speaker 1

Mmmmmmm okay, ma'am.

Speaker 3

Well, the officers they are on the way and they will be there in just a few minutes to apprehend you and take you out of the pace.

Speaker 2

Honestly, really, there's no need there is no need for that. Please, I am Please, do not embarrass me. I'm at work going on.

Speaker 1

Oh I'll tell you what's going on.

Speaker 3

This is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on you and your boyfriend Jason set you up.

Speaker 1

It's a joke.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 3

He said, you gotta have a new phone number to be getting a lot of calls on it and want to mess with you.

Speaker 1

Oh my god, I hate Him'm so bad.

Speaker 2

Oh my god. Thank god though jar me, I thought coptic and go down there.

Speaker 1

Oh my god. Wake up every morning with Jubal phone franks.

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