It's another Jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Danielle, this is Pete Deakins with daycare. How you doing.
Oh I'm gonna hurt is everything?
Okay?
Oh everything's great. Yeah, Luca, your three year old is here. He's having a great day. And I just wanted to call to go over a few things with you because we have an event coming up next Saturday and we are very excited about it, and I have not seen Luca's name on the registration, so wanted to see if that was a mistake, because I'm sure you'd want to get him signed up for it.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
We just started taking him there, so we don't know everything that's going on yet.
Yeah.
Well it's understandable, but we are very excited and I think that Luca would be a great addition. I think he would do great. So I wanted to see if you want me to get him all signed up and start training and stuff this week.
Okay, start training.
We'll have to work on footwork, you know, and get him up to beat on how to throw a jab and you know, get the left and right cross all that kind of stuff. But next Saturday, is our third annual topt boxing event.
I'm sorry toat boxing. Is that what you said?
Tot boxing? And he'd be competing in the ages three to six, so he would be fighting some six year olds. But I think that Luca would hold it onto the ring. It's a really exciting day. His parents come, we gamble on it.
You you're kidding, right, like a boxing match.
Yeah, it's an all it's an all day tournament basically, and the winner gets actually three hundred dollars, so you could already start making some money.
On Are they actually hitting each other?
Yes, we've put we've got gloves, and we've got headgear and mouthguards. And then they get in there and they just do it out for a little while, and the parents have a lot of fun because we gamble on it on the side, and so a lot of money can be made there as well.
No, wait, has this happened before?
Like you do this?
Oh?
Yes, it's our third annual. All the parents are really looking forward to it, so were we fine?
I didn't know about this. I kids are fighting each.
Other like little kids. Yes, todd boxing, that sounds crazy. Set up a ring in the daycare. We've got a ref you know, it's a really exciting day.
When I spoke to someone there when we signed him up, that was never mentioned.
Oh well, that's a shame. They should have mentioned it because it is our main event all year. I guess you could say.
I don't feel good about this. I feel like someone should have told me about this before so.
I can get him started. Today. We'd have to go on a short run, you know, we got to get his wind up, getting maybe a three mile run in, and then I we'll start working on the punching bag and stuff like that.
Kidding me, Like, that's not I'm sorry, Luca will not be participating in this.
This is insane.
You are clearly an idiot because you can't let kids do this. Oh my god, what parents are you talking about?
We have we have a pot luck food and we've got, like I said, gambling. You can gamble on Luca, you can get you can bet a gamble too.
This is absolutely insanity. Are you You're just These parents must be crazy. I never saw any of this. The kids must get hurt, did.
They not care?
Oh well there's three, you know they recover pretty quickly.
No, absolutely not.
This is not I'm going to tell my husband and he's going to come down there and knock you out. You can fight someone your own size.
Okay, well that's great because after the event, we do have adults that want to get in the ring too. Would you want to get in the ring with me?
Oh my god, are you kidding me? What kind of place is this? Is this legal?
I don't know, because this is actually Dubel from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband sets you up show. Yes, he said that, oh.
By side, you have your son, and I was getting in the car to come over there.
He says, you have your son and daycare for the first time, nervous about it, so I want him?
Oh yeah, I thought I was about the first into tears.
I was gonna kill somebody.
Oh my god, I'm gonna Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
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