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Tiny Couch

Nov 27, 20244 min
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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 1

Hi, this is pe Deakins calling from gu I was looking for Stacey in regards to a couch that she purchased from us.

Speaker 2

Yes, speaking Hi, I cite you guys. So many emails.

Speaker 3

I've been calling you guys, and nobody's gotten back to me.

Speaker 1

Okay, in what seems to be the issue.

Speaker 2

Well, I'm waiting on the couch that I ordered.

Speaker 3

I haven't been sent a shipping number, I haven't been sent any information, and I'd like to know where my couch is.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I do understand that I've got your invoice actually in front of me, because I know you've tried to get ahold of us, and it looks like it should be in your mailbox any day now. So if it's not there within four days, I would definitely call us.

Speaker 2

Back in my mailbox. What does that mean?

Speaker 1

Should be in your mailbox in yeah, four days.

Speaker 2

It's a couch. How's it going to fit in my mailbox?

Speaker 1

Well, it's small enough.

Speaker 2

No, it's not small enough. I ordered a couch.

Speaker 1

Ye oh boy, how closely did you look at the ad for the couch? I'm sorry, it's actually a you know it's actually a Barbie sized couch that you ordered, so it fits right in the mailbox.

Speaker 2

Is this a joke?

Speaker 3

I paid eight hundred dollars for that couch. There's no way that it's a Barbie sized couch.

Speaker 1

Well, it is hand designed, So yeah.

Speaker 2

I ordered a full sized couch. I didn't order a Barbie couch.

Speaker 1

Yeah. Actually, if you, I don't know, if you read all of the details of the couch, it does say in there that it's a Barbie sized couch. It's actually handcrafted though by Bill.

Speaker 2

Who would order a Barbie sized couch? Oh?

Speaker 3

Bill?

Speaker 1

Bill is one of our expert designers here.

Speaker 2

Okay, Well, I don't care how expert Bill is.

Speaker 3

I ordered a full sized couch, and I expect a full sized couch for that price.

Speaker 1

He's one of the premier designers of teeny couches in the country. Actually, so that's why it's so expensive, and a lot of people would pay way more than that for some of Bill's work.

Speaker 2

Well, Bill and his tiny couches.

Speaker 3

I ordered a full sized couch, and I'm sure that the ad didn't say anything about it being a small Barbie couch.

Speaker 1

All the furniture we sell at our stores is miniature, and I figured you would.

Speaker 2

How would I know that that was not listed on the ad. That's false advertising.

Speaker 1

Oh no, it's there. It's just in tiny print like our tiny couches, and we kind of do that to be cute.

Speaker 2

Okay, you know this is ridiculous.

Speaker 3

I would like a refund, just refund my card because I'm not You've been so unhelpful. I've been waiting so long for this couch and then I hear that it's.

Speaker 2

A Barbie couch. What does that even mean?

Speaker 1

Unfortunately, our tiny couches have no refund policies because they are rare in one of a kind. But think about this, though, In just a few days, you're going to be able to open up a Manilla envelope with a beautiful, exquisite, tiny hand crafted couch just for you.

Speaker 3

In four days, I'm going to open my mailbox and open a Manilla envelope and stop on a tiny couch because I'm so frustrated because I want a couch that I ordered. My family has been sitting on the floor to watch TV, to eat meals because you be waiting for the couch which you.

Speaker 2

Haven't gotten back to me.

Speaker 3

At all, and then I hear that it's a miniature couch, and now I have to go find another one.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna suit you for false advertising. This is ridiculous. There was nothing in the ad about this.

Speaker 1

Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2

Are you going to say, is there somebody else that I can talk to you because you're clearly incompetent.

Speaker 1

Well, I would let you talk to Bill, but I don't want to get hurt his feelings because I can see that you're not very happy about his design of the tiny couch.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 3

I'm not happy about any of this.

Speaker 2

This is the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard. I have never experienced this.

Speaker 3

You cannot just have false ads out there like this and then expect.

Speaker 2

People to read tiny print.

Speaker 3

I'm going to post on yump, I'm going to post on Twitter, I'm going to post.

Speaker 2

On all the social media.

Speaker 3

I'm going to ruin your company if you do not give me a refund, and you'll be out of a job.

Speaker 2

You won't even be able to afford a tiny couch or a tiny house.

Speaker 1

All right, then I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you. And your husband set you up. What it's a joke, He said. You've been frustrated because you haven't got this couch that you ordered, and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2

Oh oh my god. Well now at least my husband can sleep on the full side, wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks,

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