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Throw Your Kid’s Soccer Game

Oct 17, 20245 min
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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hell, oh my gosh, is this Aaron?

Speaker 2

Yeah, this is Aaron.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, what a beauty you have? Beauty?

Speaker 2

Are you calling about the desk?

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh. Yes, okay, okay, yeah, what a mute.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I know it's something that's it's great, good condition too.

Speaker 1

Yeah. So I was just perused in the Facebook marketplace like I do. Yeah, and then I saw that rare jim for just two hundred dollars. You're selling that desk?

Speaker 2

My gosh, that's that's right too.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, it's a good deal, right, Yes, seems like a great deal. How many miles on it?

Speaker 2

Uh no, I mean just just headed for about a year? Actually?

Speaker 1

Word count? Well, I mean when you have a desk, especially when that pretty Oh my gosh, you want to you want to subtrack? How many words are used on it for mileage?

Speaker 3

Well I'm not a writer myself, but yeah, I've used it for work for sure.

Speaker 2

You can use it for a lot of things.

Speaker 1

Well, now that I've got some questions answered, I need to think for a moment. But oh my gosh, it is a beauty. My gosh, okay, Well.

Speaker 3

Yeah, like I said, the price two hundred dollars can get ready for this afternoon or pickup?

Speaker 2

And what is your name?

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, my name is Pete. Okay, Pee, my gosh. Well thank you for the information, my gosh.

Speaker 2

Okay, yeah, you're welcome. It's still available. Hello, does it.

Speaker 1

Got penn stains?

Speaker 2

Excuse me?

Speaker 1

Pen stains?

Speaker 2

Is it? Are you calling back about the desk?

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, yes, my gosh, I was just looking at the pictures again, any pen stains?

Speaker 3

No, there are no pen stands out. The service is totally clean, is virtually new fager pickup?

Speaker 1

Are you firm?

Speaker 2

Am I firm?

Speaker 1

Yes? Are you firm?

Speaker 2

I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1

Two hundred dollars for the desk? It's oh my gosh, it's a beauty. It's a beautiful desk. I'm just wondering. Firm on your price?

Speaker 2

Yes, Pete, that's it. That's the price. Dollars.

Speaker 1

Okay, I'm gonna have to think about it and I'll call you back.

Speaker 2

Come on again. Dollars for pickup? Hello, Peter, are you there? You hung up?

Speaker 1

Oh my?

Speaker 2

What we're hello?

Speaker 1

One seventy five and seven pennies.

Speaker 2

Is this pete? Is that you again?

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, yes, and I made the decision to say yes. I was able to scrounch together some cash and I have one seventy five and eight pennies.

Speaker 2

No, the price is two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1

Oh my.

Speaker 2

If you asked me what.

Speaker 3

You called before a sperm firm on the price, you had two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh. Is there any way you could budget on that price?

Speaker 3

My? Fine them, I want to get rid of the desk. Whatever you said, one seventy five and whatever, whenever the change.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, thank you. I said one seventy five and eight pennies, and it's mostly in quarters.

Speaker 2

Sorry quarters, you're talking.

Speaker 1

Oh my god. Yes, you said one seventy five and eight pennies, and so you said once I have eight quarters and eight pennies and I'll meet you wherever you want.

Speaker 2

That's like two dollars. That's like two dollars and eight dollar eighty me. Listen to me.

Speaker 3

I said one hundred seventy five dollars. I don't know what language you think I'm speaking, but I'm telling you one seventy five dollars. One hundred and seventy five. I don't want your pennies. I don't want any of it.

Speaker 1

One's seventy five and eight pennies in a backrob.

Speaker 2

Here's this.

Speaker 3

No, that's why I don't put my son online. Maybe insane people like you. Just oh my god, I used to waste my time. Oh my god, Oh my god, that's how you sound. Yeah, oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Just what I'm hanging up on you.

Speaker 1

You don't don't hang up because this is actually Dubil from the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on you and your roommate. Tyson set you up. Said, he said that you put a desk up on Facebook marketplace and you've been hitting something but calls from weirdos.

Speaker 2

Oh god, Oh I should have known, Tyson

Speaker 1

Wake up every morning with Jubal phone branks

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