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Punkin Fine

Oct 23, 20245 min
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Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 3

Hi, this is p Dakin's assistant to the president of the homeowners Association.

Speaker 4

I was looking for Kim. H Howdy Kim. How are you today?

Speaker 2

I'm all right. What's the reason for the call?

Speaker 3

Well, I don't know if you heard, but I am the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here and I'm currently on your property because I noticed some things while I was headed out the door today and I needed to discuss them with you.

Speaker 4

Quite a few violations.

Speaker 2

You're on my property? Ooh, what do you mean you're my property?

Speaker 3

I mean, well, what that means is that your house would be the property and I am currently.

Speaker 2

On Okay, right, what's the problem.

Speaker 4

Well, we started decorating for Halloween and we.

Speaker 2

Yep mmmmmm.

Speaker 1

Why is that a problem that we decorated our house for Halloween.

Speaker 3

Well, it's not so much of a problem, is it, because you did do it in the right time frame. But it is the decorations that are the problem. Let's start with the punkin infractions.

Speaker 2

What do you mean infractions? What are you even talk?

Speaker 4

Quite a few punkin infractions?

Speaker 2

Well, first of all, they're called pumpkins.

Speaker 4

That's what I said.

Speaker 2

But what right? Okay, sure, but what's the infraction.

Speaker 4

Well, let's just start with your pumpkins.

Speaker 1

We didn't get any notice about this, okay, Well, notice.

Speaker 3

You do have guidelines from us that you get every single year, and it's not my fault if you didn't read them.

Speaker 4

So I did a.

Speaker 3

Walk through, did to walk through? Did a walk through? Did a walk through of your decorations? And your punkins need to be three feet from any walkways. I got out my measuring tape this morning.

Speaker 2

And why why is the question? Why do they have to be three feet from any walks?

Speaker 3

That's a desirable rule. It's for safety reasons. And your pumpkins are two feet nine inches from the walkway, so that is not three feet, is it? And that's a five hundred dollars fine per inch? And the punkins are also carved. You also carve the pumpkins.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's what people do or not.

Speaker 3

I don't know if you haven't looked around the community, but we do not carve punkins here anymore.

Speaker 4

It's a fire hazard because people.

Speaker 2

Put plenty of my neighbors the pumpkins.

Speaker 3

Oh and I'll be making my rounds to them as well, because I am shocked at the amount of punkins that are carved in this neighborhood. And we cannot have that because.

Speaker 2

Because it's literally Halloween, bro.

Speaker 3

Putting a candle in those to light them up as a fire hazard and it also promotes punkin violence and we do not promote that here in that because you're taking a knife and cutting the punkin.

Speaker 2

For our own amazable pumpkin.

Speaker 1

Yes, it's a punk so you sell it pu mp ki n it's called a pump punkin. Yes, you're going to walk around on people's properties and throw fines all over the place. I want to know how to spell and pronounce the word.

Speaker 4

I do know.

Speaker 2

Hell, they can't be hurt by knives.

Speaker 4

They are gores.

Speaker 2

Promote any kind of violence well.

Speaker 3

As far as we're concerned at the Helmet Association, punkins have feelings too, and we do not want our residents cutting pumpkins.

Speaker 2

You, sir, are a dip.

Speaker 3

Yeah, all right, I could find you, I guess for foul language, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to go ahead and stick with the punkin.

Speaker 2

Fine, I can't do that.

Speaker 4

I'm going to stick with it.

Speaker 2

M Okay, you know what, I'm not getting a fine. That's it, and stop saying pumpkins.

Speaker 1

It's not a punks, But I don't know what else I should call them p and p Okay, I n s pumpkins punkins.

Speaker 2

They're pumpkins punkins.

Speaker 1

You're worried about their feelings, then you should know how to say it.

Speaker 3

Pundin, pumpkins punkins, enough punkins.

Speaker 4

Yes, no, yes, oh.

Speaker 1

My god, I've literally I've had it up here. They're called pumpkins pumpkins. I'm not paying a fine and.

Speaker 2

That's probably not legal, so go.

Speaker 1

Learn how to say pumpkin punkin, no pumpkin.

Speaker 4

All right, Well, then I'll let you know.

Speaker 3

This is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 4

What it's a joke.

Speaker 2

He said, My god, I'm gonna literally kill him.

Speaker 3

He said, you just decorated your house for Halloween, and you guys have a homeowners association.

Speaker 4

He wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh, if you would have said punkin one more time, I was probably gonna have a heart

Speaker 2

Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks

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