It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Hello.
Hi, this is p Dakin's assistant to the president of the homeowners Association.
I was looking for Kim. H Howdy Kim. How are you today?
I'm all right. What's the reason for the call?
Well, I don't know if you heard, but I am the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here and I'm currently on your property because I noticed some things while I was headed out the door today and I needed to discuss them with you.
Quite a few violations.
You're on my property? Ooh, what do you mean you're my property?
I mean, well, what that means is that your house would be the property and I am currently.
On Okay, right, what's the problem.
Well, we started decorating for Halloween and we.
Yep mmmmmm.
Why is that a problem that we decorated our house for Halloween.
Well, it's not so much of a problem, is it, because you did do it in the right time frame. But it is the decorations that are the problem. Let's start with the punkin infractions.
What do you mean infractions? What are you even talk?
Quite a few punkin infractions?
Well, first of all, they're called pumpkins.
That's what I said.
But what right? Okay, sure, but what's the infraction.
Well, let's just start with your pumpkins.
We didn't get any notice about this, okay, Well, notice.
You do have guidelines from us that you get every single year, and it's not my fault if you didn't read them.
So I did a.
Walk through, did to walk through? Did a walk through? Did a walk through of your decorations? And your punkins need to be three feet from any walkways. I got out my measuring tape this morning.
And why why is the question? Why do they have to be three feet from any walks?
That's a desirable rule. It's for safety reasons. And your pumpkins are two feet nine inches from the walkway, so that is not three feet, is it? And that's a five hundred dollars fine per inch? And the punkins are also carved. You also carve the pumpkins.
Yeah, that's what people do or not.
I don't know if you haven't looked around the community, but we do not carve punkins here anymore.
It's a fire hazard because people.
Put plenty of my neighbors the pumpkins.
Oh and I'll be making my rounds to them as well, because I am shocked at the amount of punkins that are carved in this neighborhood. And we cannot have that because.
Because it's literally Halloween, bro.
Putting a candle in those to light them up as a fire hazard and it also promotes punkin violence and we do not promote that here in that because you're taking a knife and cutting the punkin.
For our own amazable pumpkin.
Yes, it's a punk so you sell it pu mp ki n it's called a pump punkin. Yes, you're going to walk around on people's properties and throw fines all over the place. I want to know how to spell and pronounce the word.
I do know.
Hell, they can't be hurt by knives.
They are gores.
Promote any kind of violence well.
As far as we're concerned at the Helmet Association, punkins have feelings too, and we do not want our residents cutting pumpkins.
You, sir, are a dip.
Yeah, all right, I could find you, I guess for foul language, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to go ahead and stick with the punkin.
Fine, I can't do that.
I'm going to stick with it.
M Okay, you know what, I'm not getting a fine. That's it, and stop saying pumpkins.
It's not a punks, But I don't know what else I should call them p and p Okay, I n s pumpkins punkins.
They're pumpkins punkins.
You're worried about their feelings, then you should know how to say it.
Pundin, pumpkins punkins, enough punkins.
Yes, no, yes, oh.
My god, I've literally I've had it up here. They're called pumpkins pumpkins. I'm not paying a fine and.
That's probably not legal, so go.
Learn how to say pumpkin punkin, no pumpkin.
All right, Well, then I'll let you know.
This is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
What it's a joke.
He said, My god, I'm gonna literally kill him.
He said, you just decorated your house for Halloween, and you guys have a homeowners association.
He wanted to mess with you.
Oh my gosh, if you would have said punkin one more time, I was probably gonna have a heart
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