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Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Petiggins calling from elementary. I'm the assistant to the vice principal here and I was looking for Writer's mom and Lisa.
Yeah, this is Writer. Okay.
Oh, yes, he's fine, No need for alarm. But I did feel the need to call you to go over something that I was made aware of today involving your son Writer.
Okay, what's going on?
Well, I was alerted of the Halloween costume that he's planning on wearing to school.
Okay, And I don't know.
If you've got the list of rules if he took that home or not. You know, sometimes the kids forget to bring things home, but it is definitely not approved. No, it's a big no.
No Captain America.
Yes, we have a strict no superhero policy here. If a child wants to mess here, we do have an alternate option. They may go as a peaceful protester. That'd be a flannel shirt, some distress jeans, and an earth toned beanie, but no signs.
Are you joke?
No, I'm not. I'm sorry. It's just that superheroes can sometimes be very polarizing, especially one that is the representative of a country, because we try to you know, represent everybody here. So yes, if you can get together a flannel shirt, some stress jeans, and an earth toned beanie in time, he could go as a peaceful protester, which basically is a superhero. Let's be honest.
Okay, I won't be doing that, but okay, I thought a superhero would be great. You know, I was trying to stay away from like the gory stuff.
Yeah. No, yeah, we definitely don't want that either. But he's more than welcome to you be a peaceful protester. I can go over the other options for you as well. If he wants to be some sort of a vampire or something like that, we're also not doing that. But if he wants to be a pirate, he can go as a nutritional advocate promoting a blood free diet as to not get kids. You know, thinking about drinking blood and things like that is just gross.
Okay, well, we won't be doing that.
You worry probiotics with them or something like that. Okay, now you know there's also a pirate.
Okay, ye, maybe we'll do that.
If a child wants to go as a pirate. We are frowning on any sort of pirate costuming. They can go as a nautical adventure enthusiast, maybe bring some seashells with them and promote ocean conservation.
It's fun nautical enthusiast. That's not a pirate. He's not going to bring shells to school. That's not a costume. None of the things you mentioned sound like a costume.
Well, you know, we're trying to have a very inclusive Halloween this year. For example, I don't know if you heard me talk about the nutritional advocate promoting a blood free diet.
I got no.
He could come and walk around the school and talk about how important it is to have a good gut microbiome.
That's a good costume, A good good I don't even know what that is. Kids don't even know what that is. Well, you don't need to know about that. Yeah, pre probiotics, it's not important yet, let him be kidded. This is ridiculous.
Well, that's what we find is the problem with a lot of Halloween costumes. They're very insensitive and they can be spooky. We just like to take everybody's feelings into consideration. No fairy tale characters either. Instead, they can go as a literary character enthusiast, so they can bring a book with them of their favorite sail.
That's not a costume. No one's an enthusiast of these things. Stop it. I don't care what you say. He's coming as Captain America. It's a great costume, and that's going to be his way of peacefully protesting. Okay, you know that's a superhero, right, He's going to be peacefully protesting your Halloween.
Maan, we will have to send him home unless he wants to put on a final T shirt, some Distress Jans and an earthtone beanie.
Yeah, I'm hanging out now. I'm calling the superintendent because this is rigiu. I feel like I'm on a TV show. This is the strangest thing I've ever heard.
Before you hang up, I want to let you know this is actually Doubil from the Jubile Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Oh god, thanks God. I thought I was going insane, the school was going insane, and oh my god.
He's even working hard on getting here, so I'm all ready to be Captain America. I wanted to mess with you.
Oh my god, that was ridiculous. I couldn't believe although enthusiasts you guys are throwing at me, all the kids are being enthusiast. Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks