No Sour Candy - podcast episode cover

No Sour Candy

Oct 30, 20244 min
--:--
--:--
Listen in podcast apps:

Episode description

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7

======
This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…

➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts


======
The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:


======
Meet The Jubal Show Cast:
======

Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Speaker 1

It's another double phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, he's He's Oliver Google, my friend of Connors and I was looking for Connor's.

Speaker 2

Dad, Eddie, Eddie, you call me, you can call me Connor's dad.

Speaker 1

But okay, so I don't want to have to do that because I feel like respectus. You's two a street and I shouldn't have to call you Connor's dad just because your Connor's dad.

Speaker 3

My name is Oliver, and then we can call.

Speaker 2

You Eddie Eddie, your Connors friend.

Speaker 3

Yes, my name is Oliver. Oliver.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I've never Okay, we get to the point here, please okay, sure, Because I was talking to Connor day in school.

Speaker 3

What me? I was talking to Connor?

Speaker 2

You please be respectful.

Speaker 1

I was talking to Connor day in school and I was asking what kind of candy you're gonna be fasting out this Halloween and he said he's gonna pretty much crap is last year. And so I was like, I need to Dadgeunehmers, so I need to talk to him, and so gave me yourhne amerry.

Speaker 3

So now I'm on the phone with you, and I got to.

Speaker 1

Tell you that's year for Halloween, your house was only handing out sour candy and that's a total both.

Speaker 2

Oh, first of all, even you're watching Miles yon Man and.

Speaker 1

The candy is free, well you got it for free. Okay, maybe you go buy some candy.

Speaker 2

Okay, no, no, no, I'm giving you all candy for free.

Speaker 3

So giving out Towers movie. It's sour candy and it tastes like.

Speaker 2

First of all, my son did not just be hanging out with somebody who's cursing, So I mean, where don't.

Speaker 3

Even really that close for friends.

Speaker 1

It's just that I was telling him him like how carible your towns candy was last year, and so I was like, give me your phone. Us, I talked to your dad and so he gave me your phone Umerry. Now, I just have to tell you if you don't hand out something better than sour candy this year, then it's on.

Speaker 2

Okay on the phone.

Speaker 1

Also, I'm a text your person, so if it be something solky and milky like chocolate, is run saying.

Speaker 2

Well, I would cancel Halloween on you. If you keep on on my phone with this, I don't know who you are and why are you talking to me on this phone?

Speaker 1

Like this, okay, So it sounds to me that you're not going to adhere to my request of having something other than showy Shandy's.

Speaker 3

And I can't help you wish what happens after.

Speaker 2

Listen a little boy, you better get off my phone play with all this, sir.

Speaker 3

I'm not a little boy. I'm like fourteen in halfy boy, I.

Speaker 2

Will fourteen and a half year. But if you keep on talking to me that way, okay, well I wouldn't talk to my son if you If you continue to.

Speaker 1

Hand out slowery shandy this year, I ruined my whole Halloween vibelast year. I'm going to at your house at least.

Speaker 2

Who is your parents?

Speaker 3

I need to talk to them.

Speaker 2

Let's put them on the phone right now.

Speaker 3

You ooh ooh ooh.

Speaker 2

If you don't get your phone.

Speaker 3

You just thwart you just thwart this. You just swart a clout, sir.

Speaker 2

You canna swell on my phone the whole entire time.

Speaker 1

Different You're you're like an adult and you're supposed to be helped out like a higher stander or whatever.

Speaker 3

So I'm getting report you said.

Speaker 2

This is not Michelle Obama. I am not going to go higher on you. If I catch your but I'm gonna whip your little You better put your parents on the phone or give me a name. Give me the number, because I will be calling it immediately and I'll be damnaged. Little like you was just going calling me left and right. What are you four years old? Are you serious?

Speaker 1

No? This is actually doubile from the Jubile start doing a phone break on you and your wife.

Speaker 3

Set you up, man, I don't think I'll understand.

Speaker 2

I was about to beat my son, but forgive it out my numbers.

Speaker 3

Just some little boy. Yeah, she says that. Yeah, she says that you're starting to get other kids called your house. Now how to bugs you?

Speaker 2

I don't know what it is. I think it's the age games calling all the time. They just wold stop.

Speaker 3

Your father wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks

Transcript source: Provided by creator in RSS feed: download file