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Juniper Thanksgiving

Nov 14, 20244 min
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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Transcript

Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2

Hello, Happy Thanksgiving. This is Juniper. Hi, missus Allison.

Speaker 1

Missus Allison.

Speaker 2

How are you.

Speaker 1

I'm okay, Juniper.

Speaker 2

I'm your brother.

Speaker 1

Yes, you're friend.

Speaker 2

Yes, I'm very close friends with your brother jab And he said that I would be able to come over for Thanksgiving this year because I don't have anywhere to go. All of my options have sort of gone away.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I got your phone number from him because I wanted to call and say thank you for allowing me into your residence for this. Well, you're welcome Thanksgiving feastivities? Yes, did you hear how I said festivities instead of that's fun. That's a fun way to say it.

Speaker 1

Yes, yes, Juniper, I have things going on with there something you needed.

Speaker 2

Yes, I wanted to call and let you know that I would be bringing the turkey. Oh no, no, no, I mean that's why we always Thanksgiving fun holiday tradition that I have that I would like to bring into your household if I would.

Speaker 1

I think we are. We're good. Actually, my husband every year we deep for a turkey.

Speaker 2

Oh that's fun.

Speaker 1

Good on that.

Speaker 2

Well, we can still deep fry Carl. That would be fun.

Speaker 1

Excuse me.

Speaker 2

Yes, we can deep fry Carl.

Speaker 1

Who is Carl.

Speaker 2

He's the turkey that I've been raising for Thanksgiving. Every year I raise a turkey and I give him a name. He's gonna.

Speaker 1

Yes, I appreciate that. That's not something.

Speaker 2

It's a fun holiday t I have where I let Carl out in the yard and then I grab some cutlery, end up letting him play for a little while, and then.

Speaker 1

I actually I have to go get my children. I'm not really comfortable with that.

Speaker 2

To meet the kiddos. They would love this game. It's so much fun.

Speaker 1

No, there's there's no game like that. That's do you have an Okay, Juniper, that's inappropriate, and I will not have that around my children.

Speaker 2

Any will or do a shower or bathtub.

Speaker 1

No, Juniper, there is no way in hell that I'm letting you in my home. The slaughter of turkey. Okay, that's not the Thanksgiving tradition as a family.

Speaker 2

I don't like the word slaughter. It sounds so cruel.

Speaker 1

Juniper, Are you crazy? I have to go. I'm calling my brother. This is not appropriate.

Speaker 2

And if I just come over and talk to you about it in this.

Speaker 1

Afternoon, No, thank you, I am good. I'm already giving your own tradition.

Speaker 2

I'm already outside if you'd like to speak about it. Honey, Hey Allison, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your brother Jeff set you up. What it's a joke, your brother Jeff set you up?

Speaker 1

Oh my god, I mean I am sweating. Oh my god. Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna kill my I'm gonna slaughter my brother. Oh my god.

Speaker 2

He made up his friend Junipurges so he could prank you and think he was bringing over a weird over Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1

Oh my god. Oh well, okay, you know.

Speaker 2

What that is. Oh my god, I.

Speaker 1

Cannot stop sweating. I stopped.

Speaker 2

Oh my god. Okay, Well, do you want to come to Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1

No? No, Carl, wake up every morning with Jewel phone Franks

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