It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, come out with your hands up, and I want to see those sandwiches in the sky. Hello, I said, come out right now. Let me see those hands, and one of them better be holding some ice cream sandwiches.
I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number.
Do I logan? That's your name right?
Yes?
Well, my name is Pete Akins, your friendly neighborhood grocery store security.
Guy, grocery. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.
Didn't think I find you? Huh? I didn't think i'd find you, did you?
Oh?
Is there a particular reason.
I've been a grocery store detective for twenty years. This isn't my first rodeo. Come out now.
I'm not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.
All right, Well, let me take you back to the scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You were at grocery. Is that correct?
Okay?
Yes, I was, and you went through the self checkout out, didn't you?
Yes? I usually do. Yes.
Do you want to come clean now?
I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
All some ice cream sandwiches a whole box full. I poured through all the footage that day and I saw you sneak that in your bag without scanning it. Bring it outside right now, hands in the air. I want to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Are you serious? This is do?
I sound like I'm not serious?
Well, look, I'm sorry.
I accidentally missed one of the items.
I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice cream sandwiches on that day?
Logan, Okay, Look, I mean look, I accidentally missed scanning one of the ice cream sandwiches, but I didn't think it was going to be this big deal that you guys combed through all of the footage with some clearly loser security.
That's what I do every single night. I go through all the footage from self check out with a fine tooth comb.
And I see clearly you take your job way too seriously. Look, I'm sorry.
I'll be happy to go and pay for the ice cream sandwiches.
I It's not something that I have a habit of doing. But look, come.
Out with your hands up right now. Ice cream sandwiches in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.
The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the ice cream sandwiches.
That's it. Come out now, Hands up?
What are you talking about? Hands up?
Do you what do you mean? I'm outside of your house right now, parked out front of.
Mine right Why are you outside of my house? Because I mean you are not a police officer. No, you cannot be outside of my home. I am not coming outside.
No Pete Eagin's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm taking you downtown.
Yeah.
No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not have that kind of authority. You are not police, all right.
You asked for it. We're coming in. Get the battering ram ready, boys.
No, do not come into spot here. You actually have a battering ram. Okay, you are not welcome to the house. If you come into my house, I will be calling them.
We're gonna break down that door and pull you out of there and take you down so quick your head will spin around all the way.
I will be calling the police if you come anywhere near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest me because I will be kicking yours.
All right. Look, I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches. I'll take care of it. But do not come near my home. I will you up all right.
Then I'll let you know that this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone rank on you, and your wife set you up so that doesn't happen. It's a joke. Your wife wanted to say, you know, for a prank because she said you accidentally didn't scan some ice cream sandwiches the other day and wanted to mess with you.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I mean it definitely, yeah, it just definitely sounded like a joke.
Oh my god. But really, I really thought for a second that this guy was out that in my house
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.