It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hi, Kelly, Hey, Kelly, this is pe Deacons up at Corporate HR, just giving you a call because we received an email about a check problem you're having.
Yeah, thank you so much. I appreciate you.
Getting the problem. I haven't met you officially yet, but I look forward to the day.
Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.
So what seems to be the ish.
Well, I was supposed to have my first direct deposit hits on Friday, and unfortunately it just hasn't come through yet.
Oh yeah, nope. You obviously nobody's talked to you yet. Huh.
They said to reach out to HR.
Right, Yeah, okay, Well, I'm not sure if you know, but the company has made a few changes to our payroll system just for the next few months.
Oh okay, let me know what they're yes, because we're headed into the fall season, and you know what that means. I'm new So unfortunately, no way, I don't know.
It means you know, Halloween and all the fun festivities that go around that spooky time a year and the fun time of year. Yeah, so you have not received your check in direct deposit because also I don't know if you've heard this, but the company's having a little bit of financial setbacks. Okay, okay, and so we've decided to incentivize our paychecks a different way.
I don't know what that means.
I'll just get to it. So basically, we have some budgetary issues and instead of doing layoffs and things like that, and especially since you're a new hire, half your paycheck is going to be delivered like, not direct deposit, That's what I mean. And the other half should be in there. I'll get that handled though, but you should. You'll only get half direct deposit. The other will be on your desk in a few days. I'm sorry. How does so I'm getting half a paycheck.
Yes, it's delivered to my account, and half a paycheck will be in candy corn.
Sorry, in candy candy corn?
Yeah, but not money.
Well, at this time of year, I think candy corn is a better currency than money. Yes, we decided to Sorry you are you?
I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I just want to be clear. So what you're telling me is that I'm getting half a paycheck.
No, we're giving you a full paycheck. It's just that half will be direct deposited in cash, and because it's that time of year, the rest is going to be a treat, So there should be a big bag of candy, corn and some chocolates and stuff like that on your desk in.
The next financial payment.
Well, it just depends how you look at it, I guess, but yeah, I'm looking at it that way.
I don't understand how.
This is the most.
Ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I know I just started here, but this is like crazy. There anybody else I can talk to?
How would you like a five thousand dollars bonus.
In casher and candy moron?
Okay, I can see the eure upset, and I will not allow you. Yes, I can, yes, in cash, but that depends on if you're going to sign up and win the costume contest we're having in a few weeks.
I need to talk to someone else. It's ridiculous. I don't know what kind of clown you are, but I cannot cannot speak to you anymore.
Have you signed up for the costume contest? Because there's a five.
Thousand I haven't, and it's probably not even cash. Given the financial complications that you're referring to.
Okay, just to be clear, is it the candy corn that you're having an issue with.
Yes, yes, it's the candy corn, because you're offering paint your boy candy, not in money. I knew it talks someone else.
I knew it. I knew it. You're a jolly rancher girl.
I don't know you're bossed, but I need to talk to them. I can't be talk to you anymore. I'm not getting paint in candy corn in dream a stupid costume contest. I think here if you fire me.
Okay, well, in that case, I'll just let you know that your mom said yep for this, and this is actually a prank call. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you, and your mom set you up. What it's a joke. She said that you told her about how you just started your job and there was an issue with your direct deposit and she wanted to mess with you.
So you're not going to try to pay me in handicorn?
No?
Okay, So this isn't real. This isn't real.
No, it's not real. It's not.
Offering a kid corn and
Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks,