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Dry Cleaner Messed Up Your Jacket

Dec 13, 20244 min
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Speaker 1

It's another Zubo phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2

Hu.

Speaker 1

Hi, this is Trevor calling from Dray Cleaning. Is it Shane?

Speaker 2

Yeah? This is Shane. Is my jacket son.

Speaker 1

So that's why I'm calling you because like you have that really cool jacket in here for us to dry clean. Okay, what is it ready? So it's gonna be like a lot longer until we can get it back to you.

Speaker 2

Like, Okay, you guys have told me we'll be ready in today's.

Speaker 1

Yeah, so we yeah, we did say that, but then like we had like a little bit of a mishap, and so there's like what do you mean? So there's like a it got a tear and like a stain in it.

Speaker 2

So a tear and a stain.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and so what happened? Okay, So I'll just tell you, but like if you promise, go ahead, Okay, but do you promise like not to get like mad?

Speaker 2

What are you? Are you a child?

Speaker 3

No? What happened?

Speaker 1

I'm not a child because like I work here like and and like I don't have to have what happened? Like, you know, what is your first job? My first job? I was like sixteen, but like I'm a lot older than.

Speaker 2

That now, so just tell me what happened.

Speaker 1

Oh so okay, So that jacket is super sweet, like it's really cool, and like I was on tender, you know, and like, anyway, I got a date, which I don't get many of and so like, yeah, I get I.

Speaker 2

Can see why you don't get many dates. You works.

Speaker 1

It's kind of like kind of a workaholic, you know, like drag cleaning is my life. So anyway, so I borrowed your jacket for my date and then like she spilled wine on it, and then also like things got pretty hot and.

Speaker 3

Hevy the jacket to a date.

Speaker 1

That jacket was super sweet.

Speaker 3

I had to I won that jacket and an auction it was fifteen thousand dollars and you took it to a date.

Speaker 1

Yeah, And like, honestly, I can see why that jacket is like so was so expensive or whatever, because like like it works, like you know, I think because I was earning the jacket, like things got hot and heavy and then like I was like, you're not real, You're off.

Speaker 2

I've never spoken to anybody so dumb and unprofessional. So you're telling me that you took my jacket on a date that you got on tender.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and like she spilled wine on it. So technically like the stain isn't my fault, but the rip like was my fault, because like everything is your fault. Little I can see that, like you're upset, but I would like to make it better if I go, like.

Speaker 2

Listen, you can't make it better. There is no way that you were a little makes enough money to fix this.

Speaker 1

Well what if, okay, so what if I'd be willing to give you a chef outfit that we just got in in exchange, Like you know, I know it doesn't fully replace the.

Speaker 3

Jack appaid you said, a chef outfit like you no, no, no, you listen, you better you better save that chef out it because after I'm done and you get fired, you're gonna need it. I'm getting in my car right now, I'm gonna be there. I'm like, what ten minutes away? Dude, you you better not be there. The better be somebody smarter there talking to.

Speaker 1

About Okay, Well, in that case, then I'll let you know that it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend set you.

Speaker 2

Up a frank phone call.

Speaker 1

That's all you're gonna try and get.

Speaker 2

Out of this one.

Speaker 1

No, this is actually Dubal from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on you and your girlfriend Tara set you.

Speaker 2

Up seriously that this is this is how you're gonna is that?

Speaker 3

Is that what you guys do at this dragleaner?

Speaker 2

You just mess around with your customers.

Speaker 1

No, it's not a drag cleaner. It's a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show. Your girlfriend listens to it and wanted me to mess with you because she said, do you love your jacket? Oh my god?

Speaker 2

No, are you please tell me? Are you serious? It's really a bradish show Like She's like, the.

Speaker 1

Fine, the jacket is fine, I think oude.

Speaker 2

So you really convinced me that some idiot wore my jacket on a baby hat on cinder

Speaker 3

Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks

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