It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties.
Hello, Yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from Dog Lounge. I was looking for Craig.
Yeah that's me.
Yeah, dude, what's up? This is Donk?
Hello everything?
Okay, Oh yeah, sorry, dude.
I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available for pick up for three weeks.
All I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be three weeks dude, until you can pick up your pop.
And Donk could like feels bad.
About that book, did you say, Donk?
Yeah, dude, that's well.
My name is Paul Donkler, but like everybody just calls me dog.
So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able to be picked up tomorrow?
Okay?
So dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.
But like, so I was at the gym the other do you work out? Uh?
Not?
Really Okay, dude, Well I do you know, like I work out.
Hell, asu, I was at the gym the other day, dude, and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that, and I was to work out.
You know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though, because okay.
So long story short, dude, there was this hot check working out next to me.
You know, No, I'm asking about my dog.
Yeah, and That's what I'm talking about.
So I struck up a convo with her, and like we were talking and then I set up a date.
For talking about my dog. What's going on.
With my dog? So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah.
She likes dog dudes, and I'm I'm not a dog dude, you know. But I was like, dude, I want to smash.
And you work at a boarding facility.
Yeah, like I don't have a dog, Like, you know, dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one. And so she wanted to go to the dog park and I was like, yeah, I got a dog, and then like I went to work.
And okay, he took my dog to the dog park to get with a girl.
Yeah, dude, Like she's totally into it, but like we were messing around and stuff, and then she said, it's going to be three weeks until I can, you know, like totally seal the deal. So I need to like pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude, I know you understand.
Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Well, like don't want you to think about it a little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment to you and your pup, you know, because like I looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like, they're not gonna be able.
To get a dog, And who is taking my dog to a dog dog did?
Dude?
Okay, you are donk Are you speaking a third person?
Oh no, it's just you and me. Yeah, there's nobody else exactly. Yeah. So I don't know why you think there's a third person.
Why why are we doing this? I'm picking my dog up tomorrow. There's no DONK involved.
Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude, like I'm not going to be able to, you know, like hook up with this.
Check I want.
Oh sorry, okay, listen, I don't care if you're wanting to use my dog or you need my dog for.
Your own personal purposes, this is stupid. I need to talk to your manager.
I could tell that you're upset.
I think, oh yeah, definitely upset. You've got me there is good good on you, mate, but absolutely not. I need to talk to a manager.
Text did you pick of the check?
No?
That would not help and that would make it worse.
Then you can see like you all hatches, you know what I mean?
Uh? No, you little kid. I need to talk to your manager.
Right yeah, okay, well then I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend set you up. What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend set you up out of town and you're coming back to pick up your dog tomorrow and she wanted to mess with you.
He just I truly couldn't believe this when he was trying to take my dog again.
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