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Donk is Your New Dad

Dec 17, 20245 min
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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7

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Transcript

Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude? This is donk How are you?

Speaker 2

I'm sorry?

Speaker 1

Well is this this is Michael right.

Speaker 2

Speaking?

Speaker 1

Yeah, dude, this is Paul Donkler. Most people just call me Donk though I'm sure you've heard a lot about me. So yeah, how you doing, man.

Speaker 2

I'm fine, I'm sorry. I don't think I know of Paul.

Speaker 1

Oh well, you might just know me as a donk because I'm sure she's talked about me quite a bit. Have we met before, No, we have not like officially met. That's why I'm giving you a call, because I figured it's high time to do that. Kathy is your mom, yes, and her and I love you very much, by the way, And I'm your mom's new boyfriend, so I've figured I would call and throw you an intro and you know, talk about stuff if you want to talk about anything.

Speaker 2

You I'm sorry, did you say my mom's boyfriend?

Speaker 1

Yeah, dude. Uh, we've been dating pretty heavy for you know, about a month or two, and I figured it was time that I call him make an intro, you know, because it's always weird and a new dad unders the picture.

Speaker 3

No, no, no, no, do not, Paul, listen, that's totally inappropriate.

Speaker 1

You okay, Well, dog wants you to know, dude that like I respect your mom and like she is a light of my life.

Speaker 2

Dude, Oh my god, what the my mom is? Sixty five?

Speaker 1

Yeah? Audio?

Speaker 2

How how are you? Man?

Speaker 3

How?

Speaker 1

Sixty five? But like spry, you know what I mean? Like imever gross.

Speaker 2

Get the out. Does my mom even though you're calling me right now.

Speaker 1

No, she does not, dude, Because I said I should. She thought maybe we should do it over dinner, you know, like an intro or whatever. But I was like, you know, these boys, I got to get on the phone with them right away, you know, and talk to them a little bit, because I'm the new.

Speaker 2

You've already talked to my brother then? And did he respond well to this conversation? Sound like a moron.

Speaker 1

I haven't called him yet. I figured i'd call you first, you know, and then I would call him.

Speaker 2

Don't mother calling him. I'm going to talk to our mom and.

Speaker 3

Let her know that you and I spoke on the phone, or if you can even call having this an actual conversation.

Speaker 2

You sound like a moron. You anywhere knew my family.

Speaker 1

Okay, so I read a book recently, like on being a new parent. I know that sometimes when like a new dad enters the life my dad.

Speaker 2

Stop saying that it.

Speaker 1

Can be confusing for the children.

Speaker 2

You know, how old are you?

Speaker 1

Thirty two? Well, like I'm.

Speaker 2

Older than you, man, I don't need you in my life.

Speaker 1

See that can be very confusing for a young.

Speaker 2

Guy like you. You're not You're not my new dad. You have to stop saying that. This creepy and annoying. Okay, you're younger than me.

Speaker 3

You're just she hasn't even mentioned you, so you don't even have to worry about doing any sort of fatherly stuff like taking me at the dinner, of giving me a phone call or anything like that.

Speaker 2

She's sixty five, She's fine if we do.

Speaker 1

You want to go to the park this weekend and maybe throw the ball around, could teach you how to hit a ball or something. You know.

Speaker 2

No, I don't want to play ball. I don't want God I know how to hit a ball. I do not want to go to the park with you. You're just perhaps it's so annoying. This is I told her not to get on.

Speaker 1

I do want to say that your mom shared with me that you always wanted a puppy when you were younger, and I'm willing to buy a faction said, I have a puppy and you could have that.

Speaker 2

God, No, I don't want anything from you. I wanted a puppy. That was three years ago.

Speaker 1

How's the new father figure in your life. I'm willing to make that happen.

Speaker 2

Thank You're going to make okay.

Speaker 1

And then I'll just tell you that this is a prank phone call. This is actually Jebel from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother set you up. It's a joke. What he said that your mom just joined the dating apps and you guys were talking about it and he wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 2

Oh Jesu, I can't believe. Oh God, you got me to think that my mom was actually daying

Speaker 1

Me wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks

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