It's another jubile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, almost, this is Donk. What who is this? Donk? Who are you looking for? Let me introduce myself better. I'm sorry about that. So is this Julie Marsha's mom? Yeah? Speaking is this? My name is Paul Donkler aka Donk. Like most people just call me Donk, so you can call
me Donk. But like, I'm your daughter's boyfriend and like you know, I'm coming to your house for Thanksgiving, and like we haven't met yet, a fish, So I thought I would call up and like make an intro, you know what I mean, and just let you know that like I'm super excited to come and meet you guys and like hang out and experience Thanksgiving with you guys. She told me she had a boyfriend that was coming for Thanksgiving. That's dark. Well, okay, why are you calling me? Well?
I just thought, you know, like it'd be a solid, like boyfriend thing to do. So I got your number from Marsha because I wanted to go over to like your menu, make sure you have enough macros and pretty teat and stuff like that, you know, like, Wow, you're gonna help cook or something. Well, no, but I could also bring a keg, like if you guys want to do cake stands and things like that. Like I'm pretty fun,
you knew. No, I don't want a keg. Get my Thanksgiving okay, so you can keep that, Okay, Well, worry about the macros. Just show up, smile, try to have a good time. Other than that, we're good. So I got a question for you, because like Marsha is super hot. Oh my god, what do you want to know? Well, I just figure like it probably runs in the family, you know what I mean, So you're probably hot to you. Well, yeah,
I'm real hot. Yes, she gets it from me. But you know that's just completely inappropriate, not like in the way this conversation is flowing at this point. Well, I like I was trying to give you a compliment, you know it, because like I'm just going to put it out there, like donk wants to get on your good side,
you know what I mean. Likes because I'm coming over for Thanksgiving for the first time and to meet you guys, and like like it's nerve wracking as a dude, you know, like I've been dating her for a while now, and like you know, she's pregnant and everything. So I figure, like, oh my god, what did you just say? Well, like, what did you say my daugh is pregnant? Yeah, dude, I thought she told you. No is this? Why are
you serious? Yeah? Maybe she wanted to. Okay, So if you could do me a favorite and not tell her I tell you that because oh no, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm going to call up right now. She's in trouble. This is ridiculous. Still, like, don't seems to pick up on something. You didn't sound like sheep's excited about the new addition to your fan family. Why do
you talk like this? No, I'm not excited. You can't even Okay, first you're calling me, you sound like such a fashion and then you're telling me that you're you got my daughter pregnant? What kind of conversation is this? Like, I want to let you kniel, Like, I'm sure that's a lot to like process right now. But like I've gone a pretty good God, I've got a good job at like a pita place, you know. Oh my god, I'm like I'm going to be manager one day. I'm
pretty sure. Oh my god, help me, please, tell me this is a joke, please before I like lose it. I'm about to cry. I don't know what I'm gonna do here. Okay, well, I'll just let you know that this is a prank phone call. What this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your daughter Marcia set you up. Oh my god, I'm really gonna kill her. Yes she She says she made up having a new boyfriend at college and to bring him home for the holidays to mess with you.
Oh my god, I was just imagining in my head like these little donk babies walking around my house. My, oh my god, help me with like breas and whatever. Swing about crazy wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks