It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Hello, Yeah, what's up?
This is donk h I'm sorry hello ho ho ho.
You know what I'm saying is this shell? Yeah?
Yeah, it's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the work holiday party that you planned.
Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so you can go ahead what you need.
Yeah, So I'm just because you So I'm playing the role of Santa for your work party, and I just wanted to know like music selection and the genre of music you'd like me to get down to you, and then also like she'd if I should bring the Elf on the shelf with me.
I don't know if you saw that.
Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice. Yeah, I mean probably just regular Christmas. It's fine.
You know, I don't know if you have like a mix Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool. So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you did you see that?
Yeah?
I think the standard Christmas is fine, but what did you mean with the routine? You know, do you have like a certain way that you like people to come up to you.
Well, they can just their wands and like throw them in the g street, like you know, they can just throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have a problem with that at all. They can just approach.
So I'm sorry, do you say g string?
Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless yeah, because I cannot go like full donk, you know, because I could get in trouble for that.
So by full donk are you saying? You know what, I'm sorry?
Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the off on the shelf with me, like I do a thing where like I make it so like has a shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.
And that's like a crowd pleaser.
Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you? A stripper? You're I?
I am not a stripper new okay, all right, because that like term I find a grating. So I'm a dancer. Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but like I do like to be called a dancer because I put a lot of into my craft.
Working to my craft, I do a lot of stuff.
I'm sorry. You know, this is a work party, right, Like I booked you to sit on a chair and people come over and say ha ha.
Yeah, and they will like there is a portion where I sit down and people can come sit on my lap, you know, and like tell me what they want for the holidays.
Like I'll tell them that they've been naughty or nice or whatever. You know what I mean, most people are naughty, by the way.
This is not what I intended to book. I absolutely this is a work party and you have to keep your clothes on. Do you have an option where you keep your clothes on?
So?
Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like, is that what's going on?
No? We are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk. Okay we are. I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Santa that could be in front of children but will not be but still passibly Santa.
You know what I also do.
I do this thing to Roodolph the red Nose reindeer where I put like a red nose somewhere and people love that. Dude.
Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, Actually, just no, I'm going to cancel this. Thank you so much.
I do have to let you know that that we don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get your money back. But I guess I just.
So you don't want the donk at your party. You don't want Donk Claus at your party.
I do not want donk Clause at my holiday party. Would order any strippers? Panta? Can we party?
Your coworker Angela what because.
She's the one who set you up for this phone brank.
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker Angela set you up.
Oh my, she said that even stressed out planning this holiday party, and you hired a Santa, the other bitch you wanted to mess with you?
Are you kidding me?
So?
No full dolphin or what? Still confused?
No wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks