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Donk Claus

Dec 11, 20245 min
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Transcript

Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2

Hello, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3

This is donk h I'm sorry hello ho ho ho.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying is this shell? Yeah?

Speaker 3

Yeah, it's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the work holiday party that you planned.

Speaker 1

Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so you can go ahead what you need.

Speaker 3

Yeah, So I'm just because you So I'm playing the role of Santa for your work party, and I just wanted to know like music selection and the genre of music you'd like me to get down to you, and then also like she'd if I should bring the Elf on the shelf with me.

Speaker 2

I don't know if you saw that.

Speaker 1

Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice. Yeah, I mean probably just regular Christmas. It's fine.

Speaker 3

You know, I don't know if you have like a mix Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool. So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you did you see that?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 1

I think the standard Christmas is fine, but what did you mean with the routine? You know, do you have like a certain way that you like people to come up to you.

Speaker 3

Well, they can just their wands and like throw them in the g street, like you know, they can just throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have a problem with that at all. They can just approach.

Speaker 1

So I'm sorry, do you say g string?

Speaker 3

Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless yeah, because I cannot go like full donk, you know, because I could get in trouble for that.

Speaker 1

So by full donk are you saying? You know what, I'm sorry?

Speaker 3

Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the off on the shelf with me, like I do a thing where like I make it so like has a shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 2

And that's like a crowd pleaser.

Speaker 1

Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you? A stripper? You're I?

Speaker 3

I am not a stripper new okay, all right, because that like term I find a grating. So I'm a dancer. Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but like I do like to be called a dancer because I put a lot of into my craft.

Speaker 2

Working to my craft, I do a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1

I'm sorry. You know, this is a work party, right, Like I booked you to sit on a chair and people come over and say ha ha.

Speaker 3

Yeah, and they will like there is a portion where I sit down and people can come sit on my lap, you know, and like tell me what they want for the holidays.

Speaker 2

Like I'll tell them that they've been naughty or nice or whatever. You know what I mean, most people are naughty, by the way.

Speaker 1

This is not what I intended to book. I absolutely this is a work party and you have to keep your clothes on. Do you have an option where you keep your clothes on?

Speaker 3

So?

Speaker 2

Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like, is that what's going on?

Speaker 1

No? We are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk. Okay we are. I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Santa that could be in front of children but will not be but still passibly Santa.

Speaker 2

You know what I also do.

Speaker 3

I do this thing to Roodolph the red Nose reindeer where I put like a red nose somewhere and people love that. Dude.

Speaker 1

Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, Actually, just no, I'm going to cancel this. Thank you so much.

Speaker 3

I do have to let you know that that we don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get your money back. But I guess I just.

Speaker 2

So you don't want the donk at your party. You don't want Donk Claus at your party.

Speaker 1

I do not want donk Clause at my holiday party. Would order any strippers? Panta? Can we party?

Speaker 3

Your coworker Angela what because.

Speaker 2

She's the one who set you up for this phone brank.

Speaker 3

This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker Angela set you up.

Speaker 4

Oh my, she said that even stressed out planning this holiday party, and you hired a Santa, the other bitch you wanted to mess with you?

Speaker 1

Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3

So?

Speaker 2

No full dolphin or what? Still confused?

Speaker 1

No wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks

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