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Hey, this is coach Ron Bobkins from the high school football team. I was looking for Timothy's mom, Valerie.
This is she. How can I help you, Hi.
Valerie, I'm the coach of the high school football team.
Okay, I know that coach Perkins is the head coach. How are you associated or Perkins?
Yeah, coach Perkins is no longer with the team. I'm taking over, and so I'm calling some of the parents to check in.
Okay, So how can I help you?
Well, I'm calling to let you know that unfortunately, we are deciding to go a different direction with your son, Timothy. Mean, I figured you might want to break the news him that he's cut from the team.
Wait a minute, Wait, you're the new coach and you're cutting my son from the team.
Yes, I know he got the starting position for quarterback this year, but it's gonna be a big no for me.
And why is that?
Well, he you know, honestly, he just doesn't want to put in the extra effort. And I need kids who are ready to get out there and fight no matter what it costs.
Okay, wait a minute, Like he's just coming in on the scene and you're saying he doesn't want to put in the effort. Like, where are you getting this bump? My son gives a thousand percent in everything that he does. You're not giving a valid reason why you're cutting my son from.
Well, like I said, he just doesn't want to go to the extra effort. And the other day I asked him to do a little painting and he would not do it. And I can't have that kind of a lack of involvement and a lack of care when it comes to my players and how they operate on the field.
Okay, did you just say you asked him to do some painting.
Yes, I asked him to paint my house. I'm painting my house doing a lot of home renovations.
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no, he's not here as a handyman that has nothing to do with with his practice. No, okay, I'm going to have to report.
This similar to what he said to me. So I pulled him from practice that day. He's been sitting on the bench ever since because he refuses to pay my house or wash my car.
You know what, I don't know what type of coaching you've done in the past, But this was what you're trying to pull right now. That's not going to fly here. I'm going to have to go to the school board about this. This is absolutely the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard that if a person doesn't want to paint their coach's house, they get cut from a team. And you're a new coach. We don't even know what your credentials are. We'll have you know.
Every other student athlete that I have on the field has offered to do some sort of task for me. I've gotten my how well, I was going to get my house painted from your son if he was a starting quarterback. But the person who has stepped in to be the starting quarterback is painted already the entire front of my house and washed my car.
And okay, so I see what this is. This is like they got to do favors in order to get a spot on the team, and if they don't and they get cut. That's what That's basically what you're saying to me right now.
It shows commitment.
No, I'm going to show you commitment right now. I'm committed that I'm going to the school board and the principal and report this because this is the most absurd behavior from a coach, much less even a person who try to impose their will and to have people do household chores to be on a team value.
I'm willing to give us some thought about having your son start as quarterback for this team, if you would be stepping in in his place. If you can paint, you can wash a car, maybe do some plumbing refairs. I need some plumbing on. If you can do any of that, I would let you do that in place of him.
I have something even better. My husband, when he hears this, trust me, where he's going to come to your place you want to clean and straight. He's going to clean the floor with you. He's going to man's going to mount your head outside. So let people know this is what happens when you were trying to get free labor and trying to shake down students to have a part or play on the team. Is going to be livid when he you know what, You're going to get everything to deserve.
Well, then I'll let you know that this is actually a prank phone call. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your son. Timothy set you up.
I'm going to kill him.
He said that you were all excited he got the starting job and wanted to mess with you.
Oh no, he's Oh. That boy means about oh. He is not going to seem daytime for a long time. I can't believe this boy. Wake up every morning with jubile phone Branks