It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Hello.
Hey, I was looking for Anakin's mommy.
Yes, is this uh?
This? My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm calling from Elementary. I'm actually the substitute teacher today and your son Anakin's class, So thought i'd give you a call talk to you.
For a moment, okay, is Oh?
Yeah, everything's fine with little Anakin. He's doing great today in class. You know, I've been a substitute teacher here for a while, so I've known Anakin for a couple of years now. I also have seen you pick him up from time to time. So thought i'd just give you a ring because I had a question for you.
Who is this again?
My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm a substitute teacher here Elementary.
Okay, and what are you calling about?
Well, i'm calling today, but not like un official school business. I got another question for you if I could shoot. So I am a single guy.
Okay, I'm sorry you're calling me from the school. Is everything okay with Anakin?
Anakin is a star student as far as I'm concerned, your little boy is doing great. Yeah, nothing to do with schoolwork. Today, no homework, no nothing, just to question what's that? I'm sorry, go ahead, I.
Said, I'm at work. What is the problem?
The problem is you got a hot mommy. I'm just gonna say it. Excuse me, Yeah, I'm just gonna throw it out there. You got a hot mommy?
What are you talking about?
So? I was on the dating apps the other day, not that I need them, but I was on it perusing like I do, and I noticed that there was somebody new that came up when I was swiping. And I've also seen her pick up Anakin before. And your mom is on the dating apps? Is that correct?
Wait? What? What? What are you talking about? This is wildly inappropriate. What are you calling.
About before you say it's inappropriate? I was not on Tender on the school's time. I was at home last night drinking some veno and swiping on Tender and I came across your mommy, and all I could think was, when can mister barb Brick get a shot?
Excuse? Are you kidding me? Right now? I'm gonna have to talk to somebody else because you should not be calling me like that.
Who I was wondering if you could talk to me?
You don't know who you are. I'm gonna call the principal of the school. I'm gonna do something. This is disgusting. What are you doing.
It's not the principal who wants a date with your mommy. It's mister Tom Bobrick.
Are you what are you talking about my mom?
I'm just saying before I swiped on her, since she is a grandmother to one of the students here at the school, I thought it would be inappropriate if I just went ahead and swiped on her and matched with her. I figured it'd be more personal if I called you and asked for permission to date your mommy.
No, absolutely not. I don't even know who you are.
And if you think about it, it's.
Weird day you're talking about my mom.
Well, I thought you would see it as respectful, because you know, I wanted to get your permissions so that in case, you know, I end up at a Thanksgiving dinner, it's not going to be weird for little Anakin.
No, absolutely no, my mom would never be with somebody like you. You're You're a weirdo. You're growling over the farm. You are disgusting. No, and I'm absolutely gonna report you are you out of your mind?
How about this today when you're picking up little Anakin from school, Why don't I just come out and talk to you a little bit. Maybe we've give me face to face. You might let me date your mommy.
No, you're not gonna go anywhere near me. You're not gonna talk to me. If anything, you could talk to my husband that's coming with me so you can whoop your because you were disgusting.
Are you talking about your husband? Tommy?
Excuse me?
Your husband's name is Tommy right?
Oh my god, how do you know everything? This is so weird.
Because Tommy actually emailed me this. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you, and Tommy wanted me to brank you.
Are you kidding?
He said, your mom just joined the dating apps and you're scared she's going to meet a loser, so he wanted to mess with you.
Oh my god, I hate him so much. I literally thought there was a weirdo at the school. I was so scared.
Well, hey, now that your mom is single, though, do you mind wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks