Bill Collectors

It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeaux calling from collections. I was looking for anybody that knows Ryan.

Yeah, I'm his girlfriend.

Hi. Yes, Hi, this is an attempt to collect the debt. Debt, debt, Yes, the debt. We are looking to Gay recoup o thousand dollars for that inflatable pool that he purchased a few months ago. Has not paid for it.

Wait, I'm sorry, I I there's no way he bought an inflatable pool.

That can't be says right. He had inflatable pool he bought three months ago, has not made one single payment that was fifteen hundred dollars, So we looking to collect payment. If you could please tell me a window of time that you will be around him so I could call back, because he does not answered my phone calls. I'm this is I don't even know what to say. That's really unlike him. Well, if you could just let him know

Okay, I'll pass the message on.

Thank you much. Hello.

Hi, this is Trevor calling from collections. I was looking for somebody that might know Ryan.

Yeah, that's I'm his girlfriend.

Hih hi, what's your name? My name is Ava.

Yeah. Okay, So sorry to bother you like on your phone, but I'm trying to get in touch with your boyfriend because he owes like a lot of money, and so the charges all just to let you know if you could pass this along to him. There from about six months ago, he bought six samurai swords and four hundred Ninja stars. I don't know, is he training to become sort of.

One hundred you know, I don't take four hundred.

Yes, four hundred ninjastars. He has about three thousand dollars on that has not paid for it.

So I'm calling from the bank four okay.

I can he return any of this?

Is that No? Unfortunately, when the bank transfers a debt to us, our job is to just collect the payment. But can you pause along message that I will call back and please answer. And also we'd be willing to make a deal with him, you know, for like half or whatever, or even like personally if you want to send some the Ninja stars my way. But I can talk to him about that later.

Oh, yeah, okay, your time. Yeah, I thinks thanks, I will I'll pass them asage along.

Hello. Yeah, hey, how you doing? This is Pete Weakins calling from collections. I was looking for anybody that might know a Ryan.

Oh my god, are you kidding me? Are you serious? Are you collecting more bills?

Yes, it is my job. I I do that, and don't worry. I don't know who you are. But I'm just calling because he will not answer my phone calls. And so we're looking up people that are, you know, known associates, people that know him anyway. How are you related to him? You came up on some searches that I did.

Okay, yeah, I'm his girlfriend. This is like you're like the third person that has called me, oh boy, stupid purchases. Oh my god, this is we just moved in together. But I had no idea how this much?

Yeah? Oh boy, yeah, I'm sorry. I run into that a lot. Question for you? Does he the performing arts or something? Is that? Why all the dinosaur costumes? What? Yeah? What I'm calling in regards to the forty dinosaur costumes that he ordered and has not paid for. That is a bill up boards of zero. Yes, forty dinosaur costumes. It's from about four months ago.

Oh my, what the Like, I don't even know who I moved in with. Like this is so weird.

Oh my god.

Well, if you could just let him know that I called, it would be great.

Uh yeah, We're gonna have a big conversation tonight.

I will let him know that you called. I let him know that all these crazy people have called.

Like I am going to kill him.

My god, don't do that just yet, because this is actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend Ryan. Say you what, no, no, yeah, are you kidding? He said that you guys just moved in together, and so he wanted to freak you out.

Oh my god, I was like, what the is he doing with forty dinosaur costumes like four hundred inches star hurts

Like the Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks