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Aquarius and the Promotion

Sep 03, 20244 min
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Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, I'm doing wonderful. I'm sure you're glad you have the day off today. Oh so sorry, I got a little bit ahead of myself, didn't I My name is Aquarius and I am a.

Speaker 2

Psychic aquarious psychic.

Speaker 1

Reader, and your boss Kevin gifted you a reading with me for your birthday.

Speaker 3

Oh okay, I thought we were going to schedule something.

Speaker 1

Well, yes, normally we would, but I felt the need to call you today. My intuition was tingling quite a bit and your name was coming up, so I figured I would just call you.

Speaker 2

How are you doing today?

Speaker 1

I mean, here I go, you send me rather quickly.

Speaker 2

There I go. A spirit playing a querious is here? Hello, spirits? And what would you like to tell me about cheryld? Oh it's quite interesting? Oh oh oh oh ok.

Speaker 1

Sorry, that was a hard dismount. Sometimes when I head up to the spirit playing, the dismount is rather shocking.

Speaker 2

But Cheryl, I am, I want you to know okay.

Speaker 1

And the spirits called me and wanted me to tell you that everything is going to be okay with your home plumbing. I know that was quite hard for you and quite an expense, and everything will be fine.

Speaker 3

Oh god, yeah, I did just have a huge plumbing issue. Okay, well, I guess that's a relief that everything will be okay.

Speaker 1

They should not have to worry it all. The spirits told me that everything will be fine with that. So, Cheryl, is there anything that you would like to ask?

Speaker 2

Aquarius?

Speaker 3

Did they say anything about my show?

Speaker 1

Yes, Cheryl, I saw that there's a promotion at your company.

Speaker 3

Maybe I can trying to get it again and again.

Speaker 2

Cheryl, Come, Cheryl, going back up to spirit world. I have more information. Going back up a querios is here. Hi, hey Steve, how are you? Yes?

Speaker 1

Oh really, oh my goodness, really, oh my goodness, Cheryl. Please I'm talking to on the spirits place. Oh oh oh, that one took to anatomy. I've dismounted from the spirit realm and I have information for you.

Speaker 2

Do you know it?

Speaker 3

Dan?

Speaker 2

I have seen a D a letter D named Dan Denis den Is A is a coworker of you. Yes, Dan is a coworker of your.

Speaker 1

Unfortunately, Cheryl, I saw that Dan is receiving the promotion and not you. So sorry to bring the bad news from the spirit world.

Speaker 3

You saw that Dan's getting the promotion that I've been trying to get for six months now.

Speaker 2

Yes, unfortunately I saw it a Dan.

Speaker 3

Well that's because Dan just started and if he gets this promotion before I do, I am not gonna stay at this company any longer.

Speaker 1

Cheryl, you send me back up to the spirit plane.

Speaker 2

I'm coming back up, Hello, Quarius.

Speaker 3

I can't believe they would hire Dan for that. I've been there for trying to get this per.

Speaker 1

Oh oh my goodness, how I hit my head?

Speaker 2

Oh? Oh, yes, okay.

Speaker 1

Sometimes when I dismount from the spirit planet, Oh boy, that's gonna believe the Bruce Cheryl, I was told something else from the spirits.

Speaker 3

Maybe you're learning that my new job will give me a promotion when I need one.

Speaker 1

And actually I've learned that this is a phone prank. And this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you and your boss set you up.

Speaker 3

No, he.

Speaker 1

Actually did all this to let you know that you're getting the promotion.

Speaker 2

So congratulations. Oh my god, yes, are you cheating me?

Speaker 3

I thought I was having the strangest interruption to pick somebody up ever before.

Speaker 2

Wake up every morning with jubile phone.

Speaker 3

Franks

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