Happy ‘Lympics, y’all!!! This week, the girls are getting COMPETITIVE and discussing what events they would bring home the Gold for! From cussing out everybody in the Olympic village to GOAT level flirting, the girls are gone get up on that podium! Mel went to comedy boot camp, Talley almost got her hand sanded off at the nail shop, and SEAN CARTER YOU BETTER BE TREATING OUR ‘YONCE RIGHT.
TALLEY AND MEL ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT Y’ALL! That’s right, not only are the girls yapping, we’re talking about what our platforms would be if we ran for the highest office in the land! From apple watches clocking our lowest moments to listeners being messy, the dolls discuss it all! Talley (foolishly) put her trust in a n*gga, Mel got snubbed by a baby, and LEAVE KAMALA ALONE GODDA*MN!!!
WE MISSED YALL SO MUCH! The girls are catching UP since soooo much has happened since the last episode! From coochie needles to temporary homelessness, the dolls are going THROUGH (but we are still here!) Mel has some interesting pictures on an ipad, Talley almost got her skin melted off, AND WELCOME TO FRIDAY DROPS YALL MAKE SOME NOISE WTF!
WE DRINKIN STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE! The girls are quite literally drinking and LORD WE ARE GOING DOWN MUSIC MEMORY LANE (mind you, we were supposed to be doing drunk history but we absolutely digressed). From Main Event to the Morehouse parking deck, the girls have been cutting up all over the city. Mel airfried herself diving for nuggets, Talley's still fighting the oily b*tch allegations, AND PLEASE SETTLE THE JEDIDIAH/JEBIDIAH DEBATE FOR US!!!!Join the patreon here: https: //www.patreon.co...
THE GIRLS HAVE A BUDGET!! This week, your favorite dolls are touching the hands of their younger selves. It's Mel's 30th Birthday today so BERMM BERMM BERMMMM to that! From mean hoes in Nissan Sentras to alternate Daddy universes, the girls get in their time machines and unpack it all. Talley has a messy cousin, Mel almost made a bomb in her car, and YOU GOT D*AMN RIGHT WE ARE DRAKE HATERS! Check out our new church home here: https://www.instagram.com/secontenthouse/ Also, sign up for the Patreo...
HAPPY PRIDE TO THE GWORLS, GAYS, AND EVERY BAWDY EVERY WHICH WAY!! This week, the girls are cutting UP down to that d*mm studio! From multiple wives to suing side b*tches, the girls get into it ALL. Talley came out her wig to prove a point, Mel got a t*tty compliment from the asthma doctor, AND A MAN WHO PLAYS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY HATES YOU!!!! Also, sign up for the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
WE BACK B*TCHES! SOMETIMES WE JUST CANNOT GET TO THE STUDIO Y'ALL BUT WE HERE NOW! This week, the girls are catching up! It's been about 84 years so we are getting into it ALL! From Meg Thee Stallion Shenanigans to Gatekeeping (and mourning the loss of) nail techs, the dolls discuss it all. Talley got a find a new apartment (accepting recommendations), Mel got jumped in and out of the WNBA, and WE DO NOT PLAY ABOUT RITA, OK??????????
Ooh girl we are getting ASKY! This week, the Jokes On You Dolls are interviewing each other like little Oprahs! From getting sucker punched in your own home to waking up to symbolic pillow dividers, the girls get into EACH OTHER! Talley is hissing at men at Mexican clubs, Mel is getting caressed into REM sleep at the masseuse, and WHAT IF THE CHIROPRACTOR FORCE CLOSES MY BRAIN BY ACCIDENT????
FREAKY A** N*GG* HE A 69 GOD! Y’all requested it, so we provided! An intellectual (silly) & objective (highly opinionated) deep dive into the Kendrick and Drake Saga! From Drake finally getting his reckoning to Kendrick REFUSING to make music for the h*es, the girls get into it ALL. Mel almost lost a lung at Disney, Talley’s nightmares are nightmaring hilariously, AND STOP DENOUNCING STUFF JUST STOP GOING TO THE MEETINGS.
THE GIRLS HAVE HOPPED IN THE DELOREAN, WE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE! This week the Jokes On You Girlies are traveling through space and time, bouncing from decade to decade; from Napoleon to Marilyn, the girls discuss it all! Talley wants to f*ck David from the bible (???), Melbert wants to hunch Outside Allen Payne, and WHY DO OUR BOYFRIENDS LOOK LIKE COUSINS????
THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN THE BUILDING! Thank y’all for your patience as Talley traveled the highways and byways! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are catching up, from Senior Citizen R&Beef to the dissolution of Caresha & JT, the girls get into it all. Mel got some unsolicited advice from an unhoused woman, Talley made up with her cousin, AND THEY HAVE GOT TO START TELLING US WHEN IT’S GONE BE FINE N*GGAS IN THE STUDIO!!!!!
GRAB YOUR WINE GIRL! This week the Jokes On You Girls are catching up, cracking up, and discussing the Quiet On Set Documentary! From Sexyy Red at bible study to Ciara’s roster films, the girls get giggly (blame the rosé). Mel got accosted at career day, Talley had an inappropriate crush on her substitute teacher, AND SIR DO NOT FOLLOW ME AROUND SOUTH DEKALB MALL. (If you haven’t bought tickets to Mel’s show DO IT DO IT NOW) https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchellz6oln5i (https://www.showcli...
WE BACK (AGAIN) B*TCHES!!! We (again) thank y’all kindly for your patience! This week, the Jokes On You dolls tell you where they’ve been, what they’ve been doing, and get into a very deep discussion about GOD. From the devil to Diddy (also a devil) the girls discuss it all. Mel has recanted her disdain for Sigmas, Talley got bullied by the Beans on Toast People, AND WHO THE HELL IS DURRELL?????
OMG FEBRUARY HAS BEEN A MONTH! This week, we are quite literally addressing every single scandal and sensation that has happened this month, and it d*mn near took two hours. From civil rights leaders covered in mayo (????) to Cam Newton tussling in Ms. Mitch's best hat, the girls get into it all. Talley had a desperately intimate encounter with a sock on baecation (yeah, that's right BAEcation), Mel revoked That Boy's picture posting privileges, AND GO SEE MEL'S SHOW I KNOW YOU GOT SOME MONEY: h...
HEY Y'ALL! THIS WEEK WE BACK IN LISTENER BUSINESS! (Y'all have been doing so good with these listener letters, we are DEEP inside y'all's personal problems) From newborns & mama drama to getting into the sororiTEA, the girls get INTO it. Talley has grandma opps at the grocery store, Mel has a secret cashapp identity, AND JALEN AND JOHN WE GOT SOMETHING FOR Y'ALL COME SEE BOUT US!!!
GET READY FOR SOME LISTENER MESS AND HOT GOSSIP! This week, The Jokes On You babes are reading letters, judging d*cks, and having a few ki-kis! Miss 2024 has been chaotic as hell: From Mr. OVO’s yellow meat to alternate universe Future, the dolls are unpacking it all! Mel had Souf Africa SHOOK, Talley has given up on Mr. Ed D. Bull, and WHO IS DOING DRAKE’S WAX???
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!! That’s right, this week, The Jokes On You sistren are talking about BEEF B*TCH! From basement ramblings to doxxing (???????) the girls discuss it all. Talley has a new (old) addition to her blocklist, folks been playing arts & crafts with Mel’s comedy fliers, AND OMG ANGELINA JOLIE WHY WAS YOU HUNCHING ON YOUR COWORKER LIKE THAT??!!!
HAPPY HUNDREDTH EPISODE B*TCHESSSSS! Thank y’all so much for your years of support, we couldn’t have done any of this without you! This week, the Jokes On You dolls got even more trauma and it’s made them even FUNNIER. From 2020 to 2024 the girls…well they get really emotional and tell you all they damn business. Mel has a fun surprise for her joke of the week, Talley explains a little more why it’s f*ck Patrick, and BE NICER TO US ON TWITTER WE ARE SENSITIVE GIRLS.
TRUE CRIME GIRLIES, COME AND GET Y'ALL JUICE! This week, your faves link up with MaRah and Taz from the ICONIC SistasWhoKill Podcast! From breaking down stud parameters to throwing acid, Great Value DC4 dissects it all. Talley is being mean on the internet, Mel is learning new words, MaRah just wants to see The Color Purple, Taz confronts her worst fear, and LASHONDRA AIN'T EVEN HA MF NAME! Sistas Who Kill: https://open.spotify.com/show/1vL4efYZ4q9vZaGFk9v5K0 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas...
BREAK OUT YOUR POPCORN, THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES! (Not really, but we are discussing some of our favorite movies that make us a little angry!) This week, the dolls dissect the films that make their blood boil; from Mister & The Color Purple to every single character in every T*ler P*rry movie, the girls get into it all. Talley & Jodeci are having a hard time, Mel HATES that one yt lady from The Help, and HOW DID TARAJI GET ON THAT BOAT???
GIRL WE WAS IN THE STUDIO EARLY AS F*CK. THIS MAY AS WELL BE THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS. This week, the girls are reaching goals, falling out laughing, & walking some things back (we are so sorry omg we are just girls.) From messy algorithm mysteries to husbands with Sam's Club summer sausage d*cks, the girls get into it all. Talley has 66% completed knotless braids under her wig, Mel is the "lead vocalist" of the podcast, and MEAGAN GOOD GIRL WTF STANNUP?!?!?!?
Hiyeeee! In this mini-sode, the dolls reflect on church memories and flashbacks to our fast pasts. From school sermons to Lloyd's greatest hits, the girls break it all down. Talley was shaking it down at her first party, Mel was looking for the hoes at church, and WE NEED TO BRING RINGTONES BACK!
WE BACK! (Yes we got your many gentle threats and nudges, thank you!) This week the girls are a mixture of grateful and rageful (grateful for life, raging against these awful a** rapscallion men) From Beyonce only being allowed to bring cocktails, to Pardison coming up off that "Feminist" tattoo, the dolls discuss it ALL. Talley got compassionately robbed (???), Mel does NOT play about Keke, and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COMING TO GET YO BABY FOR SUPERBOWL SUNDAY HE CANT SEE FR.
CHILE WE REALLY JUST SITTING HERE CHATTING SH*T HONESTLY. This week, The Jokes On You babes have not seen each other in a while, so they completely abandoned the topic and are just catching up. From Panama City to being DEEP in the streets, the girls share their stories. Mel was temporarily unhoused in PCB, Talley was tryna un-high herself in the Kroger parking lot, and LEAVE CHRISEAN ALONE.
GIVE US ONE MARGARITA…WE GONE HAVE THATCHICKANGEL ON THE DAMN POD! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are joined by the incomparable Angel Moore-Tanksley! From dance battles against Michael Jackson to p*nis popping on a handstand, the girls get DEEP. Mel be blocking everybody, Talley be unlocking people to cuss them out, Angel ain’t never blocked nobody, and WHEN WILL WE HAVE OUR CHEESECAKE FACTORY COUPLE MOMENT????
THE GIRLS GOT THE ICK. This week, the dolls are taking a page from their favorite white ladies and discussing what they’ve HAD IT WITH. From fighting a gaggle of old people to sh*tting up the aisle of the beauty supply store, your faves are getting to it. Mel is blocking every damn body, Talley s healing her inner child AND STOP BEING WEIRD ON TWITTER!
THE DOLLS HAVE BEEN PARTAKING! This week, the girls have made some questionable decisions & they are discussing CLASSIC CARTOONS. From Tommy tryna kill Dill in the forest to "swiper no swiping," the Jokes On You Girls (attempt to) discuss it all. Talley has been hoarding butterfingers, Mel is not playing about her nanners or her blankey, & BACK AWAY FROM THAT TATTOO SHOP THESE N*GGAS IS NOT WORTH IT.
WE GOT MORE LETTERS Y'ALL! Welcome to Pt. 2 of MAIL TIME B*TCHES! From girl on girl flirting to confidence in college, the Jokes On You Dolls are dishing out ADVICE (don't say we ruined your life tho!) Talley's mom said "NO NEW FRIENDS," Mel is writing with her FEET, and DON'T Y'ALL GO AND SELL OUT OUR TEA!!!!
WE GOT A CIS HETERO MAN GUEST Y'ALL OMG PLEASE STILL LISTEN ANYWAY! This week, the girls are joined by Kevin “Kev On Stage” Fredericks! From Dreams and Nightmares performances to being deflowered at vegan restaurants, the Jokes On You Gworls (and Kev) discuss it all! Talley laid out at the altar, Mel debuted her thickness to Twitter, Kev learned about food n*ggas, AND WHY ARE Y'ALL LYING ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN?! 0:48 Intro 1:37 Bootyhole (buddy cop remake) 6:57 Letter 16:36 Joke of the week 34:54...
