WE JUST GOT SOME LETTERS! This week, the JOY girlies are cleaning out our inbox and getting into your business. From Phantom Bitches to Greek homophobia, the dolls are unpacking it all. Mel is taking aliens to brunch, Talley is sneaking into strangers' suites, and WHY ISN'T THE INTERNET FUN ANYMORE?
YUM YUM IN THE TUM TUM! This week, the Jokes on You Girls are getting their Keith Lee on! That’s right, we talking about food, and rating it 1-10! From Bennigan’s Brownies to South City Kitchen Biscuits, the girls are CHOWING DOWN. Talley almost agreed to B*tt S*x, Mel is growing as a vocalist and BREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE TOASTED WITH MAYO.
Our pants? ON FIRE! We (and y'all, probably) are some LIAR LIARS. This week, The Jokes On You Dolls are telling STORIES; From favorite go-to fibs to "k*lling" relatives to get out of work, the girls are LYING THE DAMN HOUSE DOWN (and ain't shamed about it, either.)Mel CROSSES THE LINE, Talley STORMS OUT, and CARLEE WAS JUST HAVING A SILLY GOOFY TIME OMG SHE'S JUST A GIRL!
JUMP IN! JUMP OUT! INTRODUCE YOURSELF! This week, the Jokes On You Girls are discussing Black Girlhood! From Little Sally Walker to Bratz Doll Heads, the dolls heal (or at least try to heal) their inner children. Talley is strapping Britney Spears to her back in a Baby Bjorn, Mel is a Twee-Lee-Lee Champion, AND YALL NEED TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE THE PODCAST!!!! Intro: 00:50 Call to Action: 1:30 B**tyhole: 4:25 Letter 9:55 Jokes of the Week: 21:40 Topic: 27:09
It's the She-Woman Man Haters Club!!! This week, the Jokes On You Gworls are discussing life's most important skill: How to know when a man HATES YOU. From phantom b*tches lurking in the darkness to Keke BD & DDG, the girls get to it all. Talley's ceiling is collapsing, Mel has a decade old Valentine's gift floating in the ether, and Y'ALL KNOW DAMN WELL USHER DON'T WANT THEM YOUNG GIRLS.
REEEEEEEEMIIIIIXXXXX!!! This week the Jokes On You Dolls are back with a part 2 of discussing hot beats and dope tracks! (Also, we've planned a fantasy music festival and somehow Steve Harvey is hosting????) From Temu child labor law violations to N*cki and her many beefs, the gworls touch on everything! Someone tried to recruit Mel to be a guest on the world's worst podcast, Talley narrowly escaped a weird couple, and WHY ARE WE CRUNCHING SO LOUD ON THEM DAMN CHIPS??????
BRING THE BEAT IN! This week the Jokes On You dolls are talking about all things MUSIC and how it’s impacted their lives. From Boy Bands to Grunge Garage music, the girls discuss it all. Mel ain’t never met a boy band she didn’t wanna stan, Talley’s parents thought she was in a cult, AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOUR HUSBAND IS BEATING HIS DICK???
Y'ALL STILL SCARING THE HOES?? The JOY girlies are continuing their previous "Scaring The Hoes" conversation, digging a little deeper. From "boys will be boys" to daddies having AK-47s when their daughter goes to prom, the dolls break it down. Talley had to go get a switch, Mel hates her grandaddy, and WHY WE CAN'T GO TO KROGER IN PEACE?
SOFT LIFE??? This week the Jokes On You dolls are discussing FEMININITY: How much of the femininity/soft life discourse is a crock of bullsh*t, and how could we actually make it beneficial? From tradwives to soft Starbucks, the girls debunk and reframe it all. Mel wants moms to stop raising terrorists, Talley wants to know if y'all personally know ANY wives, and WHO TRYNA GO DOWN TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY?? 0:45 Intro 3:23 like/follow/subscribe 4:04 QOTW 6:25 Femininity & Soft Life
*DUMT DUMT* (Law and Order noises, if you couldn’t tell) YOU N*GGAS ARE SCARING THE HEAUXS. Honestly, the behavior is especially heinous and it’s getting SPOOKIER BY THE SECOND. From men being weird on the innanets to being even weirder in parking lots and at gas stations, the girls discuss what it’s like to live terrified. Talley ain't cooking this Christmas, Mel is smoking dope and WHY ARE WE THE OLDEST BITCHES AT THE PARTY NOW????
IT’S GETTING GAY AND GODLY IN HERE FOR PRIDE MONTH! This week we got another guest, y’all…AND IT’S A MAN! (y’all surprised?) Obio Jones joins us this week to discuss sexuality, identity, religion, & so much more! From shaming shame to performing masculine/feminine stereotypes, the girls (plus Obio) discuss it all. Talley has a thing for 112, Mel had some notes for Ciara in her “Ride” era, and OBIO AINT GOT NO BROTHERS OR COUSINS??????? Follow Obio below: Instagram - @obioojones TikTok - @obi...
WE BACK WITH PART TWO! Y’all thought we were done, but we are back to wrap up our conversation about the c*nt that is COLORISM. From colorism from the fathers, to dark-skinned girls and their white husbands, the gworls discuss it all. Talley rips her jumpsuit, Mel has a mexican food emergency, & WHY DOES YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE HAVE “LIGHT SKINNED” IN IT?!?!?
"THEY BULLIED ME CAUSE I WAS LIGHTSKINNED AND MY HAIR WAS LONG!" This week the girls are getting into COLORISM (what it actually means, and what it actually f*cking doesn’t). From medical racism to romantic “preferences,” the Jokes on You Gworls throw shade while discussing shade. Mel says Talley’s hair makes her look like a Porta Rikkun, Talley has a vengeance against V*nessa McK*nzie, and YET AND STILL MEN ARE SCARING THE HEAUXS. Live tweet with the girls using the #JokesOnYouPod hashtag. Shar...
DEAR MAMAS, YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU! This week the gworls are honoring the MUVAS! From sisters being adjunct mothers, to the Jokes On You Moms as podcasters, the dolls discuss it all. Mel gets a widdle emotional, Talley’s momma punched her daddy in the back of his bald head, and WHAT IS WE FINNA DO WITH A COKE CAN???????
HEY HEY HEY, IT’S FAAAAATPHOBIA! This week the girls are getting into their big back bags! From eating disorders to Kardashian implant removals, The Jokes On You gworls are digging deep! Mel wants justice for the OG sundress, Talley wants y’all to retire the “big back” campaign, and WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH BRIAN MCKNIGHT??????
WE BACK WITH PART TWO! The girls are carrying on with the same carrying on from last week, chopping it up with our esteemed guest & resident sexpert, Samia Burton! From putting the coochie in the crockpot, to exploring a myriad of daddy issues, we’re unpacking it ALL. Mel wants the bwoys to be comfortable with their cakes, Talley keeps running into demon d*ck, and HOW LONG ARE WE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO WARM THE KEWNCHIE UP, SAMIA????? (1:00) Discussing women not having orgasms. (12:00) Being a...
WE GOT COMPANY Y’ALL. This week we’re showing out in front of our esteemed guest, Samia Burton! From young men with old names, to saying no to sweaty outside dates, the girls (and our guest, omg!!!) tackle it all! Talley doesn’t want to go on outside dates, Mel is two-handing wine coolers, and WHY ARE MEN SO INTENT ON SCARING THE H*ES??? (5:00) Bootyhole Segment (12:20) Breaking Up To Making Up (19:25) Crazy Dates & Meet Cutes (30:30) Jokes of the Week (35:25) Samia’s Journey (39:10) Dick Su...
THE GIRLS ARE DRINKING AND HATING! This week, the Jokes On You girls are all hopped up on liquid courage. Mel gets intimate about her holes, Talley's gonna need to see it, and the girls are SO disgusted by a former heartthrob. Talley gets drunk & starts saying names, Mel wants y'all to stop collaborating posts with men who hate y'all, and WE FINALLY FREED PATRICK!
HAPPY HEALING Y'ALL! This week, the Jokes On You girls are getting a wee bit vulnerable(and also we talking about coochies.)From being walked by your wig like a puppy to super dark mental health jokes, Mel & Talley catch up on it all. Mel wants the ASMR dolls in prison, Talley will call you ugly in an argument, and SUKI, GIRL YOU NEED SOME NEW MATERIAL!
MEET US AT THE ALTAR IN OUR WHITE DRESSES! This week, The Jokes On You crew is making PLANS. From Bridal Bootcamp Binders to Buffed Up Baby Showers, Mel and Talley have it all vision-boarded out! Talley wants to be planted as a tree when she passes away, Mel is turning her wedding reception into a club, and AINT NOBODY GOING TO THE TAXIDERMY FUNERAL.
BYE WIG! This week the Jokes On You dolls are snatching edges! That's right, we're talking all things HAIR. From lace frontals to french rolls, we're unpacking it all. Talley is sick of showing up washed and blow dried, Mel is "singing" again, and WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT LACE?..." THAT LACE RIGHT THERE! WE CAN SEE IT!
This week the Jokes On You Girls are screaming “IF I WERE A BOYYYY” (we still got some Bey on our spirit, sorry.) From taking over the job market, to hollering at b*tches, they girls navigate Peen-land. Talley almost drowned, Mel is selling BucketHat’s bucket hats, and WHATS GOING ON WITH THE BROTHER HUSBANDS????
This week the Jokes On You girls are talking BEY(hope y'all got y'all tickets, may the odds be ever in your favor!) From the baldheaded Bey Barbie, to the iconic "Now everyone can sing lead," we touch on all of Big Bey's best moments. Talley has reservations about desegregating her box, Mel thinks it's time for Blue Ivy to take the baton, and WE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY MEN DON'T THINK WOMEN ARE FUNNY!
The Jokes On You dolls are kicking a** and taking names in 2023! This week we're REAL HOUSEWIVES...so grab your popcorn and kickback, because we're escaping reality by discussing reality TV! From American Idol pipe dreams to Nene and Tiffany, we discuss our favorites, our disappointments, and everything in between. Mel is doing drugs (jk, she was under anesthesia,) Talley finna run for office, and THE GIRLS WANT JONATHAN MAJORS (on the podcast, amongst other things)
In honor of the Super Bowl, the girls are doing SPORTS! They're imagining how their fave artists would open up the iconic halftime show, talking about fine players and trying to name sports teams. Talley wants Babyface, Mel is outta breath, and WHAT THE HELL IS A BREWER?
Chile, your girls are bored as hell this week, but they are CONSISTENT! That's all that matters. They are playing their favorite petty games and bullying each other as usual. Mel can't sing, Talley wants to put Adina Howard through the mattress, and STEVE HARVEY IS FINE!
Can't stop, won't stop. Another episode in the books! This week the JOY girlies talk about their wants and fears with having children! Even though they're grown, they still feel like they aren't ready. Talley is taping her boob, Mel was in her Dahmer era, and TELL AKON TO TAKE THAT LACEFRONT OFF!
Your faves are on a roll and this week they're talking about their health. Getting older comes with a ton of changes and they low-key hate it here. Talley wants lipo, Mel is deleting nudes, and STOP GETTING BBLs AT 19!
This week, the dolls are talking about FRIENDS (and other miscellaneous shenanigans.) From “Big Jeans” to hanging out at Home Depot @ 6am, it all gets broken down. Talley wants to commit bodily harm, Mel’s followers just be saying anything, and WHY Y'ALL KEEP TRYNA BRING YOUR MID BOYFRIEND ON THE GIRLS TRIP???????
This episode, your girls are giving it to you short and sweet... Just like that boy does you and how we need 2023 to be! 😂😂😂 Talley wants to know why the young gworls have gotten so mean, Mel tells MBJ to “GET BEHIND ME!,” and RIP TO KISSING IN THE CLUB! .
