TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT????? Join the patreon if you love (or even like) us!
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TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH KISSING IN THE MOUTH IN THAT VILLA!
WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????
WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????
THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND WE HAVE A HOME. I know y’all missed us, so this week, WE’RE CATCHING Y’ALL UP. From Nollywood makeup mishaps to a mistaken overcommitment to “celibacy,” the girls try to fit the last month into 50 minutes! Mel’s t*t’s don’t touch, Talley’s t*ts are always touching, and WHY ARE THE YOUNG BOYS SO AGGRESSIVE????
THIS WEEK WE DOWN TO THE JUKE Y’ALL! That’s right, the Jokes On You dolls are unpacking the critically acclaimed film SINNERS (you should’ve seen it by now. there’s literally no excuse). From Smoke to Stack, the girls get into it all. Talley says “tootsies,” Mel apparently hates the word “tootsies,” and WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT SIZZLING YT MAN INTO YOUR HOME?!
OMG HIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!! We’re back we know it’s been a while, but we’re still heeeeeerrrreeew. This week, the girls are supposed to talk about Sinners, but we got distracted so y’all get ONE MORE WEEK WITH NO SPOILERS. Not gonna lie, we down bad y’all, from emergency room visits to family tragedies, the girls are doing the best they can. Talley almost got abducted (?) in an old honda, Mel got to live out her fanfiction dreams, and WHY WAS THAT LADY LICKING THAT LOLLIPOP AT STEPH CURRY LIKE T...
This week, the girls are going POST APOCALYPTIC. The republic is falling, and we’re mapping out our life plans. From Woman’s Work to The Marathon Continuing, the girls (maybe) survive it all. Talley (still) doesn’t know how to be nice to men, Mel is disinviting people from her wedding, AND THAT APPLE WATCH ALRIGHT IS WITH US!
Not gonna lie, we did some YAPPING this episode. We started off with concepts of a topic and actually never got around to it, but we are entertain nonetheless! From going blind to unhoused feet, the girls yap yap yap their little lives away. Mel is perfecting her Cartwheel, Talley is chastising local children, and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND AN ABANDONED WHEELCHAIR????
HIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!! It's still Women's History Month & y'all and we being EVIL WOMEN! From Snowballing to Succession, the dolls are all over the place (and possibly getting in trouble lmao). Tisha Campbell's son on Tiktok making spaghetti, The Uptown/Downtown Dance Man got 5011 kids, AND JUSTICE FOR NIKKI FROM SAVE THE LAST DANCE AND WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MIA FROM THE BEST MAN! Join us on patreon for exclusive content! patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL!!!! This week (and next week in Pt. 2) the girls are focused on being TERRIBLE WOMEN!! From BBLs to…The Big Piece of Chicken, the girls get into it all. Talley is a top that can’t stop finding tops, Mel cooks and clean and washes everything, and PEOPLE ARE BORN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2007?????
*CUE THE DRUNK IN LOVE DUBAI RUN* HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are DEEP in their Beyhive bag, talking about Miss Yeehawncé and choosing album favorites! From Dangerously in Love to Cowboy Carter and EVERYTHING in between, the girls super fan their way through it all. Talley goes to sleep before the sun sets like a senior citizen, Mel and That Boy almost got into a racial altercation down to the Longhorn, and WHY IS TWITTER SO MISERABLE NOW?!?!!
HAPPY (ALMOST) WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL. Be mean to as many men as you can. This week, the girls completely forgot that they had a topic and proceeded to chit chat and yapped for 53 minutes. From child stars to black entertainers gone too soon, the girls unpack the stardom of it all. Mel ran through California like a tomb raider, Talley (awkwardly) met a celebrity, & DON’T NOBODY WANNA BE COLD ON FLAT SHOALS!!!! Follow us on patreon at patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH YALL. This week the girls are first and foremost, YAPPING, but also celebrating their blackest black history. From Lady D’jango to Black Kissin’ Kate Barlow, the girls get into it ALL. Talley thinks she’s “normal,” Mel was somehow sheltered and unsheltered, AND WHY ARE THE BABIES WATCHING PIMPS UP H*S DOWN?!?!
HIYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!! We back y’all! We missed y’all so much (even though y’all been cussing us out!) This week, the girls are in LOVE y’all. From first loves to lovey dovey movies, the girls get into it all. Mel lives with a boy (That Boy ™ ) now, Talley be “my man my man my man” and DON'T KNOCK THE SPACE HEATER UNTIL YOU TRY IT!
WE DONE MADE IT THROUGH THE YEAR Y’ALL!! This week, the girls are unpacking and manifesting for 2025! From yappin’ to coveting, the girls get into it all! Talley stays in her proverbial lane, Mel gets the proverbial ice cream, and WE’LL SEE Y’ALL IN 2025 LOVE Y’ALL DEEP!
Edited to “GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BROADWAY B*TCH! This week the gworls are talking MUSICALS! From Sweeny to Chicago, the girls are giving a five-six-seven-eight!!! Talley can’t give her cooch*e away, Mel makes jokes with GenZ nurses during cooch*e surgery, and ANNE HATHAWAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS B*TCH!
HIIIIYYYYYYEEEE!!!!! This week, the girls are going back, back, back into time! (to 2019.) The dolls are reminiscing, remembering, and rejoicing about where they are now. From old baes to new ways, the girls discuss it all! Talley got called “mad ugly,” (???), Mel eats grilled cheese with ketchup (???), and ARE WE GETTING DUMBER?! Join our patreon here: www.patreon.com/jokesonyoupodcast
Y’ALL IT’S POST-ELECTION AND CHILE WE DON"T KNOW WHAT TO DO. This week, the girls are discussing the state of the republic, and it’s looking BLEAK. From model minorities to pot-lid patriotism, the girls discuss it all. Talley (begrudgingly) watched The Other Sister, Mel had a CHWHITE man in her apartment, AND WHY IS CARPENT A WORD THAT DON'T EVEN SOUND RIGHT?!!! We have not forgotten about the patreon we are revamping it pls give us a minute!
THE GIRLS ARE EXHAUSTED! That’s right the girls are hilariously sleepy and being as silly as possible. From skinny lips to writing with feet, the girls discuss (deliriously) it all. Talley can burp the alphabet, Mel has a table made out of oreos, and WHAT IS UP WITH MOMS AND FARTS.
THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE TALMBOUT HO(E)MCOMING! That’s right, the Jokes on you girls are getting into the bubble skirts and bare cheeks of it all! From bandeau tops to ruffle shorts, we get into it ALL! Mel is sending thigh d*cks, Talley almost hunched a white man, and WHAT ARE WE FINNA DO WITH A 5”7’ DRUM MAJOR?!Join us on patreon: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE VOTING FOR KAMALA HARRIS. POINT BLANK PERIOD. This week the girls are getting political and anti-patriarchal (per usual). From the groom from “boy mom” hell to Love after Lockup (WWE edition), the girls get into it all. Talley has issue with mom’s, Mel doesn’t hold eye contact, and WHAT IS IT WITH TALLEY AND MONSTAR A** MEN??? join our patreon here: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
WE IN HERE PREACHING (AND COMPLAINING) ON THIS GOOD FRIDAY! This week, the girls are talking about talking to God! From God being an OBVIOUS MAN to God not delivering our blessings as we asked for them, we discuss it all. Mel really wants Talley to watch The Other Sister, Talley has no intentions to watch it, and GOD PLEASE ANSWER THE FULL PARAGRAPH WHEN WE PRAY.
Welcome to THE GIRLS ROOOOOOM! This week, the girls are having a sleepover! From b*tching to beatboxing, the girls are discussing it all. Talley had beef with escalators, Mel tells her vocal music origin story, and WHY WOULD THE HAVE THAT METAL SPECULUM LIKE THAT?!?! Join our Patreon here for exclusive content: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
This week, the girls are getting OLD! That’s right, this week, the girls are talking about their aging (but still very hot) bodies! From jiggling during step practice to running and falling down hills, the girls get into it all. Mel’s digestive system almost kept her from her B5 dreams, Talley’s trying not to p*ss on the back of her pants and STOP WEARING POSTER GIRL DRESSES WITH HUARACHES!! Get exclusive content on Patreon here: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
IT’S GETTING FREAKY, Y’ALL! This week, the girls are getting candid and. K*NKY! (We really are oversharing omg wow) From Kiwis to Wife Swap, the girls unpack it all! Talley’s having looney toons style s*x, Mel’s got a whole thing with a popeyes cup, and BE MEAN IN THE BEDROOM IT’S FUN!!! Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
HEY Y'ALL! SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO MEL RIGHT NOW!!! This week, the dolls are not only giving y'all updates, but also discussing dream proposals and pervasive misogyny (duality, we know you see it). From Oogity Boogities to an embargo on letters, the girls get into it all! Talley wants to pull a ring out of Beyonce's t*tties, Mel is going to space to meet Thanos (???), and PLEASE DO NOT HARM US IN LETTERS OMG WTF????Join the patreon! patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast
HIYYYEEEE!! This week, the girls are GETTING IN TROUBLE. The dolls are discussing the dumb sh*t they did when they were just girls. From horrible haircuts to c**chies and call centers, the girls discuss it all! Talley ate all of the hashbrowns Sam's Club had to offer, Mel was BETRAYED by Laura, and WE SHOULD NOT BE ON THE SAME TWITTER AS CHILDREN OMG PLEASE.
