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Good morning Melbourne.

Jason Lauren we'll start your morning the right away. This is Jason Laurene.

One. Wow.

Good morning everybody, and happy for Friday.

Good morning, it's going to be a beautiful first day today.

Good weather for cricket gee.

I am all loving this weather. And Clint has come dressed in his cricket white with a new hat. How's that it's olive green? And I walked in and said it's a baggy green. It looks like a baggy green.

Where'd you get what'd you get? The new threat?

Well, thank you for asking, Jason.

And that was a Christmas present.

Was a Christmas gift from my mum. She watches the videos on our Instagram page. So I thought i'd done the baggy green.

Today made the first eleven.

I've made the first eleven.

Well done.

The second test is coming up tomorrow in Gaul. I might be we must go to Shri Lanka. I might be a late addition call up to the team, but I am dressed all in white.

I know.

I love a Shrilankan curry selection slank link and curry more Malaysian both Yeah, a bit early for that. You ever see.

Indian curries I don't think I've ever had a shilankin cry live. What's the difference.

I couldn't really tell you.

I went to Sri Lanka for a World Cup, not playing, and I had the most ran about of the trots. I was like bedbound the entire time. Didn't see one ball cricket.

That's disgusting.

What the trots on?

Now?

What do you call it?

I don't talk.

What would you call it?

Never had it? Something I would say.

Yack, Yeah, we all get them from time to time.

Have you noticed the last couple of weeks he's really he's really started to start started talking about his bowel movements.

He does talk about his movements a lot.

I'm just going for a week. You've been going for a lot longer than a what's bladder?

Right?

No, I'm saying like that.

That's you're talking about it, not him?

All right, Okay, moving on.

You don't like it when you're young.

I know, I just don't like that chat.

Hey, I know anyway for Sri lan Khim and Curry.

Pointed out, No, no, I was. I was on the phone to a last night.

He knew, Yeah, which your extreme maker?

New do remember the show the swan. I answered it last night. No, I got my hair, dude, it's such a process for women. Well, it was already blonde, and it had gone a bit like the Simpsons yellow because of all the sudden swimming pool and on holidays.

Very blonde like Anna Nicole Smith.

Well it's not Anna Nicole Smith blonde. But I was my beautiful hairdress that Marie Uber. She we put some highlights in and then as she was drying and she said, oh, do you think it's a bit blonde? We could go and put a tona in it at the basin and I'd already sat there for like three and a half hours.

Hours.

No, I got there at four thirty and I left it eight thirty.

I think it's for us.

Yeah, but it was three and a half hours when she said, do you want the extra time?

Gotcha?

Yeah, gotcha anyway, And I was like, no, I'll come back in a week if I don't like it.

But I think it's okay. I think it's a bit of fun for summer.

Beautiful long see your layers.

Yeah, well I didn't get new layers cut, but he just gave it a bit of a trim trimmy trim tries to.

Go peroxide blonde in my early twenties. It's probably the reason my hair was falling out.

Now, yeah, that's so bad for you.

I used really cheap peroxide one day and my scalp started to bubble. Send the apprentice down and get some milk and pour it on my ha.

Oh yeah, this didn't hurt at all, not one bit.

Did they put the glad wrap on your hair?

Yes? Yeah, like leftovers just sitting there.

It's not a great head. Yeah, not a great look.

Sorry, Brodie, did you have something to say to me? Produce the film?

It looks good, Laurie, you look young and fresh.

Thank you very much. You do look good.

Girls do look good with the blowwave. But who's got time to do this?

I don't know how to do this on myself, and I don't have time to go to this at four thirty in the morning. You want me to get up and give myself a blazer an early morning blase, an early morning blazzer, Not happening. You'll get slip buns for the rest of my existence.

Of me.

Hey, coming up. One of our favorite segments is the.

Experts Worry the Egg.

Sorry, this is where we chat with special people. Its specialize in special things. Coming up today and right after this we're gonna chat with the young guy who was making a fortune out of being an expert in something we all use and having the house. We'll go there next Good morning, all.

Right, guys.

While I was overseas, I kept getting things popping up on Instagram, and at the start I thought it was like AI mucking around people pretending to graffiti Melbourne landmarks. I go back to Melbourne only to find out Pam the Bird was a real thing.

Did you see this over summer?

Please explain?

So, Pam the Bird is this graffiti bird?

Was this the thing on the side of the novtail.

There's one on the Novtel, there is one at Flinders Street on the clocks there. There is one on the Channel nine building.

There along Silo tag and trains, haven't we.

I actually loved the addition to the channel.

Oh my god, oh god, it's quite big on its how to spruce up.

It was on trains, it was on trams. It was like our very cheese stick Banksy. I think it was on the cheese stick over the freeway.

See, I tell the kids that's a French fry.

Oh French fry. Whatever you I don't think it's ever.

You can dream what you want. Jase, that thing, I love it.

It's good. I love that we always air by when we're going under it.

Anyway, Pam the Bird has been popping up everywhere. No one knew how or why. How did everyone feel at Channel nine when Pam the Bird appeared on the for Moose nine dots.

We had people gathering out the front of the building.

Taking phone, taking.

Youth there.

But how is the person getting there? Like you'd need a cherry.

Here's the thing.

They think they've caught the Pam the Bird sprayer culprits.

Alleged culprits they appeared before, caught. In fact, there's two. One has been the one has been denied bail. The other is still in the clink basically ab sailing.

Ah, So I mean it's quite It must be quite an operation to get to the top of an overtail and ab sail down and.

Do that huge do's not spoil your paint?

Did you see the one in the overtail?

Yeah?

That was huge, massive.

You can see it every time I drive on the freeway. Still there, Yeah, forty grand to get it cleaned off. This is the part of the big issue.

Is there not a campaign from a section of the art world. Do you want the novertel to leave it?

I think Channel nine should leave it still the one should we call the bosses?

Yeah?

Look can they do nova?

It looks.

Why didn't you get a It's not asked to be tagged.

It's not tagging. It's art, well, is it?

Yeah?

Isn't it graffiti? Isn't it vandalism?

It is because it's other people's property.

Here we go, listen anyway, neighborhood watch over there.

So the alleged sprate what do you call them?

Graffiti artists? The artists vandal.

Anyway, Now the FBI is involved, fear of investigation.

N c I s Melbourne.

I feel like we've got bigger issues than the bird, don't we?

In this great city of our people are breaking into a home invasions.

So the FBI are involved. Senior Constable Scott Nichols said we would work with the FBI to obtain a search warrant of Meta, the parent company of social media platform Instagram, because they're hoping to access data from Instagram account the promote spam the bird believing The page with seventy five thousand followers was operated by the cartoon's alleged creator. So they want to get into the Instagram. So they're getting the FBI involved.

Wow, how is that all you have to do?

There?

You go if you want to get into your partner's Instagram?

Up.

Do you want me to see if they can do a little canvas for your living room? Jason?

Yeah, I love that.

It'd be worth a bit how palm.

Then they're calling the cree I don't want to say, create a slash vandals the Banksy of Melbourne.

Yes, but Banksy. I guess Banks's art was bad.

See you feel about that?

Are we doing? Thirteen twenty fourteen? What's your tag?

I don't like taggers.

No tag no shocking is tagging art?

Maybe? Oh, I'm going to the taggers out there. I'm sure it is. Don't come for me.

Phillips with spray spray can out at the back of Westfield.

We at a house I bought.

My very first home I bought was in Fitzroy and it was on a lane way and it had this big fence and we were getting the fence painted.

The next day.

We've just put up a new fence on the lane way and it didn't back onto anyone's front doors or it was just all garages. And anyway, my friends and I we'd had a few wines one night and we decided a few.

Wines, yeah, yeah, I'm just waiting to do this.

And we decided, let's all spray paint the back fence before it because it was getting painted. Then let's become let's live the Fitzroy life. Because someone had come.

Remember it had a beautiful brick wall my house as well, like an old heritage wall, and someone had come and graffited a big mural on it. And I was like cool and I caught them and they said, oh they went to run, and I was like, I don't mind. I actually think it's It looked quite cool because there's lots of graffiti lameways in Fitzroy. Oh my god.

I had a giant penis just makes the warm pop.

I had the ugliest woman's face like spray pad, this big thing spray painted on my wall.

It was awful and we had to get it all taken off. But we were like, let's do the fence. And so my girlfriends and I are out there with our chardonnais and our spray paint sprang and they someone called the police. Someone that John's flame. I called the police and they came and I was like, oh, it's my house and they were like, you're doing this to your house? And I was like, well, the fence is getting painted.

You seen the woman who used to be on this one?

We thought it was a bit of a ficy tag lp. Oh yeah, I had all kinds of things. It was quite a big fence.

Did you have the tourist rocking up like in Hosey Lane getting with the fence?

No, not when the police get out penis on there. Probably Yeah. It was like six of my friends and an old lady at like ten o'clock at night.

Ugly old lady and the penis the.

Lady spray painted. Yeah, it was not a good look.

Hey, it's right on six thirty Free the Bird.

I say, well, is there more to it?

A little bit?

There's a bit more to.

All alledged at the moment of course, of course.

Yes it's alleged, but pander Bird definitely exists.

Morning. This is number one hundred. You are on the air with Jason Lauren. Today we are going for tops of thirty one seventeen. At the moment, a little bit of cloud around people. People don't turn into their best version of themselves at the airport, do they?

At the airport? I love the airport. You hate the airport. I love being in airports. There's just something about it. It's sort of like you're going somewhere exciting, or maybe you're going home, which is also exciting. And there's always like delucious food options.

I don't mind the shops.

I don't mind when I'm past security.

Oh yeah, I like that little world.

Yeah that well, when you go to it's just there could be more tables though, more table.

Take lucky enough, Yeah, don't you think? Because when you get your your rolled, which I often get the chicken, the poached chicken Vietnamese.

Rolled with a spicy hoist.

Yeah, and then you.

Turn around with your little tray and your box again, you have that moment of panic and am I going to have to join someone.

On a communal table?

You get the communal bench.

Yeah, and then you see someone moving and you move like rappy, just.

Plug my phone charger in there. You're right, you have to.

Plug your phone chargering. But you're sitting on it. You just keep watching it, staring. Who's going to steal it? Who's going to.

What'said of the UK? A woman has been denied boarding a flight. She got quite angry with the airline staff. It's what she did next, which is a hard note from me.

What did she do?

She threw something at the airline start, Oh, you.

Can't be doing also in the airport will get you on the No, Floretty fast, what else do you have?

What else do you have on you?

Maybe she threw her.

She threw a sanitary pad.

Just out of the handbag. No, no, what a used one currently being used?

Yes?

Oh no?

What she ripped it out of her nick isn't No, No, you go to jail for that. Straight to jail, Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. You're you're in the clink. Surely that's as salt.

That's going to be an awkward situation. What are you in for? Well, I threw a used sanitary pad.

Look at you. You can't even say it. You're like this are you?

It brings up a bit of trauma. Remember when I had to look after someone's house. That's right, the cat, the cat rummage through the binn and I was house sitting for someone and I'm like, oh no.

You weren't house sitting. You just had to go and feed the cat.

Yeah, And I walked in. I thought the cat caught a mouse y a little muffin it because I saw something in its mouth with the tail hanging out, and I'm like, come here, come, he.

Got blood all over youse.

Got it out of the bin.

That's what that little strings for.

Let the mouse go?

You call?

That was Jay's call, because like something terrible has happened. Something terrible has happened. I said, save it and tell me on the show. It's like I actually can't say it out loud.

I can't.

I can't say it out loud.

You know.

The worst bit, I need to feed the cat. The next day it caught another mouse, a real one.

Mm hm, oh jeez. They need to do their rubbish.

You need to put the rubbish out next time.

Asked me to feed the cat and empty the bins. So older has cried, not the cat, Yeah, some other the electric chair.

Hey that doing that that?

You're not allowed on a plane with behavior like my My wife.

Came home the other day and caught me teaching the boys at home how to use a certain weapon we have in the house. I reckon you and your brother would have used this. Yeah, the old t towel in the kitchen.

Oh wind it up?

Do you coil it up?

Yeah?

You coil it up.

It took me years to get the right technique to whip.

You need a little bit of dampness.

And then you oh, yeah, but that very.

Dangerous you just did in Quint's face. You do it on the calves, Yeah, that's dangerous. Calves are fun back of the car, and.

It always I remember even Lou and I were doing like joking around one day and you're like, oh, get your partner, and then.

It was like, oh, this isn't fun anymore.

And you just know when you hear the whip sound and you're like, and you.

Know when you've gone too far. Yeah, I went too far. Sorry.

Thirteen twenty fourteen. It's going to be a random one. But what have you used as a weapon?

Oh?

Maybe you were held up?

Yeah, held up.

Like work at a server. Someone tried to hold out. You threw a bloody cash redister or a f poss machine on them. What have you used as a weapon?

The robbers would be thrilled with that something else.

Thirteen to twenty fourteen is our number. In return, I got some free stuff to go. How about tow hundred bucks to drop out the QT rooftop.

Famous TV moment. Remember when Carl ben Fordham and co. On The Today Show. We're talking about and Lisa Wilkinson what they used to protect themselves?

Oh, that's all the long stabush.

Had a long stabby thing.

You were a big gardener, had the long stabu out.

That's right, Yeah, long stubby tour.

Which Lisa said, well, Pete's my long stabby thing.

Hmm.

Thirteen cat thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you been in a situation and had to use something random as a weapon to protect yourself? Yeah? Summer starts at the rooftop a QT Melbourne's hottest rooftop bar, the ultimate spot to soak in long summer days and city skyline views. Two hundred dollars QT rooftop bouts are up for grabs. What have you used as a weapon. We've been very mature in here, flicking tea towels around for the last few minutes.

Go for a braain't oh terrible, terrible.

He came in with so much confidence and said, this one will make a real noise.

That's nasty.

I've had a herd on the thigh looking.

At him, he's embarrassed.

Shime thirteen twenty fourteen. What have you used as a weapon?

A wet teatail?

Perhaps?

Why do you hear the callers? We're gonna hanging on holiday? Join us next. We are talking weapons. Thirteen twenty fourteen.

Do not have you got a weapon?

No?

No, it's what have you used as a weapon?

You maybe had to protect yourself. Maybe you're you're fighting with a brother or sister or the.

Old speaking of exactly that, the old man used to be an electrician back in the day. You had an abundance of electrical tape and what do they call cable ties? Electrical cable ties. And my brother, being an older brother, I used to be cable tied. That chair all bloody d or Dad got home cable ties.

Ryan loved it.

I used to use mum's ashtray, oh what, and throw it like not the ashtray, but just the ashron of my sisters.

They come after me, My brother through a whole glass of water at me once And when I say a whole glass of water. I'm in glass and all because I kissed his friend and he said I hate you and he pegged at me. It didn't hit me. I was I was like matrix away. Oh it's very agile back in the day. But you can imagine the town.

Uh let's.

Runs with him and been a while since my brother's friends wanted to kiss me?

What what have you used as a weapon?

Good morning, guys.

Speaking of siblings, my brother and I used to get into some heated fights when we were younger, and at the time he was in.

My room, in my invading my space, so it wasn't.

Probably then he deserved well, hang on hanging.

We don't know what you brothers in your room.

He deserved it, all right, go ahead.

I do not remember what we were fighting about at the time.

But.

He hit me first, so there was a bit of back and forth and at the time I had my it out, you know.

Like back in the down what would you wear over your cookasket?

I know, like the like the square metal starts.

These went all the way around, I know the ones right, they still did.

And mine was pink, just to give you a bit of visual aspect, and I literally had had enough and I picked it up and I whipped.

Him with it yet screaming early two thousands.

I reckon it was through my blank Okay, y, yes, I know, I.

Know the belt you mean always wore them.

Were hitching up your tight jeans?

Yes, with his rips in the knees, Kelly, And that was when he had his eyebrow ring. Make sure wasn't it.

Off to see some forty one lots somebody? Kelly?

What have you used as a weapon?

Morning guys walking along with our caboodle dogs, my girlfriend and I with it every morning around the oval, and then the two kaboodle dogs we had were launched at by these medium sized dogs. So we were looking for the owner and we were like, oh my god, where is the owner? And we were just enjoying our coffee before this happened. And then the owner came running over and we said, look, can you get your dog on

Did you throw the whole cup?

Yes, but unfortunately I wore half the cup.

Yeah, that's the thing I've always thought. If you're going to throw a coffee, go along black.

No too hot.

That's why I scorched.

No, No, you ain't getting those stains out easily.

You're not going to hurt anyone with a piccoloder.

I'd still be noughty. Someone throw a pickolo at me.

Thirteen twenty four ten. We are talking weapons this morning. What have you used as a get a bow?

How are you good?

Thanks?

What have you used as a weapon? Boxes?

Mars bars?

Throwing singly off the counter One of the time.

I was working in the video.

And why are you throwing them?

A gentleman came in and.

To hold him box mass and started throwing them in one by one.

You just pegged mars bar and did it work? Who won?

Yeah?

He ran?

He ran?

What did he have as a weapon.

A jacket?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, especially has oversize.

There's steal any Weekend of Bernie or anything. Any good videos while he was at it movies.

But after that any movie, three movies, philosopathy movies. Because he stopped the reserve that bar. Absolutely, you never had the stubborn belt.

I never started you're not a studded belt, guy clean. I was dancing to Carli Minogue.

Chain attached to the wallet, No no idea.

My brother had that. That's not a clean thing, right.

No, no shame. But I did have the wall of the oh.

You scream, surf dive and scared.

He was more surf dive and link one eight too.

I reckon, well, good morning, maw, but just go on twelve past seven. Oh, she's a nice day out there.

Time. That is a beautiful mornings are out see it through the tint on this window, but I believe.

It's beautifuls out from all the posts people are putting up on social media.

The balloons are out.

You can just see through the tint. See some of the balloons. Reackon.

The Tin's got darker this year, I reckon too. I think they didn't have one.

I said, I'm not coming back this year unless the tint is taken off the windows.

They put more till right now, balloons are up, so's the sun. She is looking like an absolute ripping day across Melbourne. Coming up on the show Your Chance to Win Your Way to Oh my.

Gosh, the amount of people talking to me about this Drake concert. Can I get tickets? Can I get tickets? Today's the day, Melbourne.

When you're on holidays. I went to the school Christmas pageant or concert and this little.

No hang, I tell the truth. Didn't you leave after ten minutes?

But I went?

Tell the truth? You said it was too hot?

Why you have something outdoors during December summer?

They call it a pageant?

No, they don't call it a pageant. He doesn't know what it's called because he didn't go. He turned up. He sent me a photo and said, this is ridiculous. I'm leaving his child for his children. Oh the baby, I've got to take the baby.

I should take the baby because it's outside, so the baby wants to play on the playground, and you shouldn't play the playground.

The same thing every year, like Jason, let the kid play.

We wheel out the mange that we know the stork. Let's I'll get an.

Kids rehearse for months for that stuff? Or you lasted? Did they not? Did your kids know that you left?

I saw their performance?

No you didn't, I did? You didn't?

What role did the kids play?

A Christmas role? Was it uh.

One of them was on the drums, the little drum boy.

That's the one. Yeah, he's away.

He saw the costume. Anyway, it's not the point of my story.

I was just going to say, this little girl from year three walks up reckon.

What role did she play?

Mary walks up left the manger to come over and say hello.

The baby and the manger in the het.

Did she excuse me? Are you Felix's dad? And I said yes, and she goes hello, Can I have Drake tickets?

Is that?

Why was asking for Drake?

That's why he left? The concert? Was too popular? He was too popular. Felix is sad. Was just so many kids were saying hello.

Your chance to Drake tickets?

Their children say hello to you.

Like yesterday on the show, I inadvertently confessed to something I purchased online on Amazon. In fact, I was ridiculed but later validated by the good people of Melbourne who had my back. They said that it's not uncommon for adults to buy white noise machines to help them sleep.

I mean, apparently it's not uncommon.

So the good news is, guys, you got on Amazon the white and Amazon Jesus's fast arriving today having ordered it yesterday my new white noise machine, which means I'll be so well rested tomorrow.

Yeah.

No, it's the next day delivery. I love a next day delivery on Amazon?

Which else? Which?

What else have we got on there? Because I am like an Amazon.

Free are you?

Yep?

See, I've only just I mean.

As soon as I think of something I want, I'm like, has it got next day delivery on Amazon? And if that's my filter, if it's got next day delivery, I'm like, I'm getting my My.

Weak spot is the hot deals section on the front page.

I've never been on that avenue sorts of great stuff. Don't scroll for random things because I've got no self Control's.

Want a kickback? Sounds a little bit like.

It does a little bit, doesn't it?

What do you mean?

Well?

Does he both like? I love the hot deals?

I give you a hot tip. I am not getting paid by Amazon. I am paying Amazon a lot of money. I'm spending money on Amazon. I'm not making any money from them.

I am actually fueling Jeff Bezos's five hundred million dollar yacht that he's currently sailing around some barts on.

All right, I've looked up my what do you call that a cart the history history.

I don't want to look back, just keep looking.

For I've just been going through my purchase history on Amazon. It is quite degrading.

You buy strange things on there. Things on like do we even like these great little egg timers?

I bought that.

When you're boiling eggs in a pot, you put this little red thing in and it changes color depending on how boiled they are.

It's amazing. Get them on Amazon.

That's a good.

These grand glass things look like an egg and the color slowly fades and it's like soft sus codium, and when it's hard boiled, it's completely clear.

All right, So.

There's the white noise machine. I've also got a self help book.

Sorry, that's got a Trump make America great Again?

A Trump Hang on, I'm going to trump Man.

Do you drop trump Man?

Now you want Garza?

What else?

Do you want?

A full trumpy no So as starting at the top, we have a self help book, a life changing tool, but millions of people can't stop talking about but let them theory.

So that's that's arriving Saturday.

Self help book. Well, there's your weekend locked in Clint, I have the.

White noise machine. I also have the shoe washing bag, the yellow washing bag. It makes your shoes as white as white as white. And yes, I did Order to Trump twenty twenty four make America great Again. Hats for Chris Kringle, to which Lauren Phillips.

Oh I got one, Yeah you did.

I never wore it. Thanks for the excellent present, Clint.

I think the two.

Someone already abused me my DMS yesterday for driving a Tesla because it means I'm elon Musk fan. I'm a Tesla girl.

The two most degrading things in my car, yep. One is a tray table for your car that, like the base of it goes in your cup holder and then it has a little arm that it comes out with the tray.

What do you mean she could put.

Your food on the tray component compartments Jason, No, don't you just put the chips between your legs?

No? God, No, in your.

Thoughts are your French fries?

And then there's no.

Okay, So we've got a vest. Why did you buy a weighted vest? When are you running around the streets? Bentley and your waited vest eighty dollars.

No, you didn't, did you.

Not only did you get the weighted vest, you got the pro iron version, the pro version.

Where are you wearing that? Have you worn it yet? No?

Not yet?

What a surprise?

Ten kilos? Tell me?

Tell me your plans and the bright red headphones. You look like an over boy in those with your weighted vest.

Where are you planning on wearing those?

Two? Just a good power walk around the subject.

If I drive down a street in Bentley and see you power walking with your red headphones and your weighted vest, I will wet my pants laughing.

Let's make him cud cut Velbert park Lake.

I'm not the whole lap, Lauren. What have you been buying?

Well, many things, let's see, let's get it up on the screen. What have I bought recently?

Oh?

What is the rabbit?

The rabbits? It's not what you think. It's actually a bottle opener. It's not anything I saw the corkscrew bit saw. It was shaped like a It's this amazing bottle opener that you don't have to do anything.

It just well that's what they say, you don't have to do a thing.

There's a karaoke machine. I know no, don't get excited about the bottom one.

Did you buy the Ninja ice cream maker?

I did because it also blends frozen cocktails. That was delivered on the twenty third of December, clearly the last minute gift idea for Paul, and we haven't used it.

Well, I will put my way to vest On and walk over your way tonight and we'll give it a whon.

Yeah it's shall we Oh? I can't sorry? Fed Fast and can I wrong? The first as March I bought it for Paul, I was like, let's set it up for Christmas Day.

Maker ahead of fed Fast.

Well, no, I bought it. I thought would be fun on Christmas Day to mate, but there was so much going on in our kitchen. It was like yeah, yeah, Paul loved it. Though it's currently in the box in the storeroom with all the other Christmas gifts I've bought him.

Let us know how the self help book goes. Thank you so much.

I might need the self helpful refused one tomorrow.

You've seen me cut the laps, give us.

A beat, look at us all on our journey to wellness for twenty twenty five.

I'll lend you a trumpet that don't complete the looks.

Guys Plan, Guys Plans Lobel Superstar Drake live in Concert Rod Labor Arena. Tickets are on to our Heads Live nation dot com dot au for details.

We're going to double to go for you to see him in Melbourne.

He's been, he's been out and about is what to se him down to Crown Hottest tickets in town.

He's been a Crown. He's been at Maison Batard, he's been at bar Band.

He's doing the Miss Universe Class of twenty twenty five.

That's all right in the clue jump No, not at barbab Mas Baitardla Clue.

I don't think he was a jump all right.

I don't think he went to jump Robin, but he might if he didn't post about it.

We don't know yet to be confirmed.

Probably went to Chadston.

Want to check the phone pit. That thing is hard to get out.

Oh isn't it a bit isn't it a bit like joy?

Yeah, like you find a couple of lost kids.

Anyway, Drake, I've got so many friends talking about this. Everyone is excited.

Yeah, what's going on?

Man?

This is Razzy Drake.

Under the honors all right, it's time to give away some tickets. Let's go to Elston Wick. Pam, good morning, Pam. Are you a Drake fan?

Yes?

And to be honest, she's the biggest fan ever.

Why did she find out?

I went for my morning walk and you got the ticket? Sis? What's your sister's name? You two are off to see Champ and Puppy and Max got an hour walking though.

But Pam are you wearing leg weights?

I was actually listening to your white jacket that I want to get from Amazon now.

I told you twenty twenty five. Everyone's on the health and fitness bandwagon.

Oh my gosh, weite jacket have.

The best time at Drake.

Yeah, you're gonna love it, Pam.

Thanks guys, I appreciate so much.

We recently lost our mum.

And we're severer stated, so he's going to bring some joy too much the night?

Oh you guys don't have a special night together.

A big love to all.

Thank you.

Oh honey, I love her. Her and a sister going out together and some family time together.

That's cool. I don't know if mum was a fan of Drake, that's.

What mum would have wanted. Yes, bit a Champ Puppy hit high Lundling.

Remember mum, it is just gone at twenty six to eight. Get a check your underwork. The latest in news coming up on nov.

You guys know me. I'm very house proud.

You are very house house proud.

But when it comes to the backyard.

With your coastal looking coastal.

Theme indoors, you still got the giant mirror pointed at your bed. Yes, you never know when it might come in handy.

One day you'll see someone else in that.

The backyard, Jason.

So, we had we had Shane a blaze through my house to give her verdict on the home, the decor, the styling.

But she said it was mostly good.

And then she walked into the yard.

That's how she distracted. Very very lonely. Okay, we slowed that down. She sounds like she's been on the chardonnaise all day.

Enjoying your day of the races.

Very very long, Shaney.

Come on, she I'll sound like she was on But that was slowed down. An Actually, how's that very very long? Hey, Shana. How's the mirror at the end of Clint's bed looking lonely?

Lonely?

Yeah, very very lonely.

For you.

Anyway, I thought i'd take her advice about my you know, take some of the criticism on board for the backyard.

So the first thing I did, I thought, I need to weed. We need to do some weeding, Jamie jury a bit of garden maintenance.

I thought you had a Greek background.

There was a lot of.

Concrete, a lot of concrete, and the weeds are very hard to like. You know, you got to get on your hands and knees.

And as if you did it yourself, what do you mean if you didn't employ someone to do that for you. Look at you.

Your shoes look like they've never stepped foot outside before.

They're so white.

Was probably soft little hair dressed.

In all white. Your hands are too gin.

Probably probably a two hour job. But seventy five dollars it cost me.

Yeah, I knew it. There's seventy five dollars for the weeding.

Air tasker, clean stand.

Away, seventy five dollars. Water bargain.

Was thirty two dollars an hour.

Hot sun. No, it wasn't hot sun. It wasial rain, actually thirty five torrential rain.

I'm going to brush over that.

Maths seat thirty seven dollars an hour.

That's right, torrential rain in the backyard, no poncho, just braving the elements.

They're outdoorsy, they don't wear ponchos.

She was a Unie student. Actually, she was just doing it outside. I watched from inside.

Did you offer a warm cup of tea or anything for a water?

Well, there's enough water falling from the sky. She opened it mouth.

Open your mouth and stick your tongue out like a dog. You'll get a drink from the heavens.

I love air tasker guys for the most rude, menary tasks that you know you either don't have time for or just sort of can't be bothered.

I'm with you, is my gorgeous fiance. You can't be good at everything. He is useless around the house as a handyman.

Oh really like what sort of things like?

We've got a two like frosted globes within the mirror on our vanity.

That one is blown.

And I said to him in front of my brother the other day, do John to get an air tasker to change that Globe's.

So patronized, so angry?

That's Patrick anyway, it's been a week, hasn't been changed. So do I just sit and wait and see how long it takes?

Do I just let it go?

Update is?

Or what?

Do you get the air tasker to do it? And then when he noticed it's done, you go I did it. It was crazy.

It's been a week, it is at eye height and he still hasn't even noticed that it's out.

This is how much people are loving air taskers. There's a story doing the Rounds of a bloke in Sydney. He put a job out asking if somebody would help secure him a picnic table for his child's birthday. So basically fifty bucks it cost him to have someone go to the beach and sit there in the morning and sit there and mind the.

Table for his kid's birthday party. That is genius. What a great idea.

I would take the fifty easy way to make money. Actually, it's not a bad way to just be like, I'll reserve you a big spot at the beach. I'll play some towels out, I'll splash around for it. When you get here, I'll leave.

Forget this whole kabana argument.

Just play someone to sit there.

Jason a guy.

Yeah, I recently used the air tasker to hang a few TVs. I've just gone through my pass tasks.

Oh yeah, what's on there?

Okay?

Oh?

Pick up a pie from Kenton Bakery before seven am. That was on the show, wasn't it?

It was on the show?

Did we pay two hundred and twenty dollars because we wanted to pay?

What else is on?

Well?

Because anything else? Don't get to what else?

Right? A review?

One review from Jason Hawkins professional and fast, with the thumbs up fast took him two hours.

Yeah that's pretty quick for a part they've just been pine. That was justified. Yeah, that was a great day.

Thank you, great day.

Do you.

You can read the chat between you and No?

No, no, no, no, no no, this is embarrassing.

Oh thanks so much for having fun with us. Legend. Okay, we've got well.

There was pick up a mover, claw arcade machine, mover, a fridge or freezer. Oh, it also has instructions as to how to get into your house.

I won't read that.

Ok move a spring free trampoline, mount wall, mount my sixty five inch TV.

I'll get the lawns mode.

Okay, what about this one?

Pick up some wine?

Pick up some winetka, it's okay, you know what that's.

This was well it strengthed.

Okay, thanks, I'm heading there now and Jason awesome, thanks mate, I'll call him now. Call me have any problems. Make sure the drinks are under budget.

See you soon. Under budget.

Well, they try and talk you up in craft.

You paid him one hundred dollars. This was to pick up some wine. This was from from you're picking it up from Nichol in Hampton. Then you live in Hampton? One hundred dollars. What time of the night was it?

Hang on?

These are a time on he couldn't drive.

He's already pissed.

I hope you gave John k a great fast service.

And the thumbs up to this is on my phone back my anxiety.

So the reference this is all strengthening my case. You know, as I said, the most rudimentary of tasks for the laziest of people like Jace Hawkins be at the weeding picking up wine thirteen twenty four to ten. What sort of stuff you're using air tasker for?

And if you're an air Tasker worker, what have people asked you to do? Oh god, I reckon there'd be some random stuff.

Jun Kay never did another job after that line job. That was his final job. According to he retired to invite me.

His chat was terrible.

Look at his picture, he looks like fun.

Thirteen twenty four ten is our number?

Really nice service? He was punctual. Oh look common, you are the what you dog? You're a dog, he said, quick and easy to deal with me. He gave him four stars.

He lingered, we are talking air tasker.

I paid an air tasker seventy five bucks to do the weeding in my backyard. I didn't think that was too bad, Lauren.

I love air tasker. I love what's the other one? High pages? You've gone?

My pages are more like qualified. Yeah, we're air tasker.

Anyone can do it like I could be on air tasker and except a job to go and I don't know mind someone's picnic table before they got there, which is what happened in Sydney.

Fifty bucks at cost a punter.

You someone this days WORL didn't you? I think you got a problem.

I did.

It took him twenty eight minutes to build a Chester drawers, which I think is great rate service, cost me a.

Chest, cost me a hundred, Well, I know, but trying to build those things with an Allen key will get it, will send you to an early grave.

Did you offer him a coffee or a water?

He was only there for twenty eight minutes. You can't even clock half. Now you don't get a cup of tea again.

I must have a ponshinte for doing it, because I stood in the kitchen and watched him.

So you're right near the kettle, yeah, I was.

What were you worried he was going to steal your coffee tables?

Intrigued?

I just getting some tips for next time so I could do it myself.

As if you're ever going to do it yourself. You're either a doer or an outsourcer when it comes to building furniture, I reckon.

You are an outsaucer.

I once helped my friend build a cot for their new baby. That's no, no, no, yeah. We built it all in the living room.

We were so proud, and then we couldn't fit it through the door to get it into the nursery.

We built it in front of the tea, so then you had to Then we caught an air task at an unassemblant movement reassemble it. We couldn't get it through the door into the nursery.

We did the same. We built it in the living room.

Oh you did too. Remember we're not the.

Only pass Because I said to Lou, the living room will now be the baby room.

I'm yeah, you know what I mean.

Let's put the TV in the nursery. Who cares about the pink wall paper? It's fine.

Yeah, everyone be quiet when you're walking in the front door the baby sleeping green sparrow.

Would you use an air task for Hi?

Guys love the show?

Thank you.

I'm a grimary school teacher and usually I spend my stummers cutting out and laminating and then cutting that out for my class displays for the new year days on end for the holidays. You spent doing that. But last year I thought, no, I'm going to have a good holidays, great well done, and everything was cut and laminated and ready to go for the year.

What about when it comes to marking tests? Have you ever thought about getting.

No, you're professional? I thought about getting a haird tasking to come and wrap all my Christmas gifts this year. I was running l and then I was like, it's a bit personal though, I don't want some some random.

Knowing depends what the gifts are.

Well, I just felt like it was No, okay, that makes it sound like I was buying Nulty presents. I wasn't. I was just like, I just felt it was a bit personal for them to know what I was buying. My parents, my brother, and mate.

We're buying a brother who they don't know.

I don't know.

I felt, oh, yeah, Bo's really going to like this.

Well he got runners. I don't know why I was when I say it out.

Loud, someone else's wrapped the sneakers. It's really taking the person.

I got really strange about it, and now.

Yeah, you're really strange talking about it.

Well, no, because as it started I started saying about loud, it started coming out of my mouth. I realized it made it sound like I was buying inappropriate Christmas gifts for my family.

Also, it makes it look like all those people line up for the free gift wrapping at Westfield look really cold.

For Oh yeah, don't good service. I wouldn't.

I used to run the gift wrap David Jones, you were I was wrapping gifts.

I always wanted to work in the gift wrap station.

That off.

Let me tell you, really, Hannah Good morning. What have you got near tasking to do?

Morning guys?

So my parents were going to pay me two hundred and fifty bucks to clean up the whole backyard. I'm gonna move some hard rubbish. So I decided I would get on Air Tasker and I got some very good looking twenty four year old to come and do it all for me. How much for a hundred bucks which included moving this huge boiler. Still to this day, my dad cannot work out how I was able to do this by myself and I will never tell them.

And you made one hundred and fifty, I made one hundred and fifty. He guess what the gen zs are doing. They're working smarter, not harder.

Did you get a number number as well?

Oh? I wish.

I was so nervous because I was just eighteen. So I was like just happy to watch really.

Something in that. Oh no, you can't be coming and going. Had a date last night and we're like, oh yeah, where'd you go?

No?

I just hired an air tsk.

That is not a Are you going to do stuff with a competitive brand with only hot air tasks hosts.

To the handsome handy man?

Remember I I I hide the hire a hobby service, Yes, when I was moving out of my rental where like it's basically a carpenter and he comes around, but it's a franchise.

Come around in pink overalls. Yeah and pink.

Yeah.

The worst bit is I opened the door and I'm a twenty five year old guy living with another bloke and I opened the door and he goes, get o, I'm Steve, I'm your hobby.

Well, good morning Melbourne.

Here we go.

Hey, the premier just Siner Allen's going to call through on the bat phone in a second. She is about to confirm or deny a Melbourne whisper that we receive from one of our listeners.

I'm excited about it.

Crack.

I hope we're right. I hope it's a confirmation, not a denial.

It's a whisper that's been floating around, but we need the official confirmation or forget.

About and this is exclusive.

Yeah, we'll get to that the second. First though, let's try to float some money.

Are Shan in Mount Waverley? Good morning, Good morning. What are you doing right now? Pounding the pavement?

How good?

It's a beautiful morning, isn't it. Where are you walking? What suburb are you win? Where do you live? Mount Waverley three one four nine? That's where I grow through four nine through four nine. Yeah, that's where I grew up Mount Waverley Street.

You're see any empty packs of long Beach?

I love Mount Waverley, Create suburb.

Okay, let's fine. When you're some money, do you want to go an easy question? Fifty bucks? Medium for five hundred or rather thank for five k What are we feeling?

Oh so nervous?

Let's go medium medium, five hundred dollars. All right, you're going to hear a question, shan. You'll hear a three two one countdown. You must answer before the buzzer. Now we say this all the time if you don't know how a guess because you might just be right, But many people just don't say what free three seconds fly?

You should get it. This is you should get it.

This is gettable. I knew this one.

Have you traveled overseas a lot a little bit a long time ago?

Yeah, all right, for five hundred bucks, here's your question.

What is the name of the famous clock tower in London?

Three big two?

You got it?

That was an I can't believe it. Five hundred bucks. You can spend it.

I don't even know where to start. I reckon a holiday, I sobulus and how far I'd go with it.

I'm the road trip contribute to the holiday though. Good on your shan. You have a great day.

Get you a couple of nights away in the lawn or something like that.

Guys, that's how easy it is to win hash on this show.

Big Ben was the answer five K question returns tomorrow. But something very cool is it coming to Melbourne? We'll find out with the premiere next. One of our favorite segments we do on this show is Melbourne Whispers. This is where the good people listen to this show. If they hear a rumor floating around about Melbourne, you give us a ring let us know about it. This one came through late late last year.

We got Yeah, good.

Morning, We're good for us.

I've had a little whisper of the NFL playing a proper game at the MCGFL.

NFL do we know what teams it is?

Ben, I haven't heard that. What's going through? Yeah, they come in to play at the mcg Now, how.

Did Ben know that he's got someone on the inside.

He's got his ear to the ground, Lauren.

And this week it was in the.

News that it was happening, but there was no confirmation. You couldn't get any confirmation from the government, from the MCG until now.

Hello and over exclusive. We've gone straight to the top of the premiere of Victoria. Just center Allen joins us.

Good morning, Premier, Morning j Good morning Lauren, Hello.

Favorite, the one person you've got history with.

Sorry, my love, I didn't realize you were it. I'm so sorry. Look, can I just say I'm pretty excited? Can you forgive me? We've got huge news.

Okay, this is an over exclusive or.

Are we wrong?

You bang on? This is a touchdown for Melbourne and Victoria, the n r L, the NFL. This morning, the NFL, as I said, we are so excited. The biggest America's biggest, biggest sports is coming to Melbourne. It's coming to the g It's coming to Victoria. And I can give you another exclusion. You have one of the teams that's playing Oh yes, who have we got the l A Ram coming to town?

Now? Can I confirm? Is this actually going to be a game in their draw? Is this an exhibition game or an in season game?

Like, this is for the first time, for the first time in this country. This is going to be a regular season game. Do you want to be in the super Bowl? If you want to be in the super Bowl, you've got to win your game in Melbourne.

Now just enter. Can you go back to the negotiating table, please try and get the Chiefs here. We want Travis and we want I was going to.

Say, Lauren, do we want Travis or we want we want.

Column They're a package deal now and the catering premiere, What can you tell us about the catering?

Is it going to be hot dogs dogs? Look?

Well, this is look what you're talking about. Here is all the opportunities that are before us between now and next year when we have the Rams. We've got to confirm the other team. We're working with the team at the NFL on this. But this is this is bloody brilliant.

We're going to need a bigger We're going to need a bigger airport for all the private jets are going to.

The Eagles are tip to be playing well, they're in the Soup Bowl and so it would be great to see.

They're huge.

And I can also just make the point this makes Melbourne the only sitting in the world to have a Tennis Grand Slam, a Formula one Grand Prix, and now and NFL regular season game.

That's pretty good.

That means so much for you know, you think of all of our hostile venues, the restaurants, the bars, the hotels, the joint's going to be packed out. It's a big win.

Well, we're going to need to get all the roadworks and stuff fixed and get everything out of the way because the traffic's going to be insane.

Theates, oh my gosh.

The west Gate well, our Westgate tunnel, our Metro tunnel are opening this year.

Lawrence, so to go, so premier. In summary, Melbourne whispers, we got it right, and you got it.

Right, and you've got the RAM we know.

Do we know the date?

That's that's going to be confirmed by the NFL as they plan their regular season four next year. Of course they've got the Super Bowl this weekend.

Have we got a rough like I'm just on the online booking system now for.

The G it'd be after ground five, it'd be it'd be like October November.

The scheduling will be works true because of course the G is such an iconic venue, and everyone wants to play at the g including the l A Rams and those those arrangements are being worked and this has been a lot of work, a great partnership that the Victorian government visit Victoria. The MCG has with the biggest stuff sporting out, the biggest sporting coming out.

The truth, hand on heart. How many games of NFL have you watched in your time?

I've had glimpses. Well, I know that the Kansas City, the Kansas City Chiefs are actually based in Missouri, so you know a little bit of a little bit of I didn't know what.

About appreciate you on the phone this morning. That is bloody Melbourne.

The Rams are coming. Guys know anything about the Rams, but I'm excited the Premier Center.

Allen join us on the bat phone.

There, what about that? A little exclusive?

An exclusive?

That's cool? That'll sell out like your record? Oh, here we go.

Do you know what I'm going to put my Taylor is coming. She'll sell out your record.

I'm sorry, but it's a big stadium. Okay, it's a big sport.

Clint, do you think it will sell out?

Do you think that would be a few general admissions.

Gaga on the air here at an over one hundred.

Good morning.

It is Jason and Lauren coming up in minutes, ready to get debt free. We are going to be doing debt roulettes, So if you run up a few bills over the summer, break stand by and get ready to ring. Hey, guys, I want to talk.

House history.

House history.

Like it's easy to forget that your house has a history. People used to live there before you, you know what I mean.

It weirds me out. And you know, when I left our childhood home, Like in our wardrobe, we had shelves, and I lay on my back I wrote all these little notes under the bottom shelf of the wardrobe, which you would never see unless you're lying on the floor and you climbed under it. And I'm like, I wonder if they're still there or if anyone's ever found them like.

They're do in prison under the bunk beds.

Yeah, scrawled a little message. I was like, I wonder if that's cool and like sordid history or.

Just like I just we've been in our new place now for about six months and I just I forget that a family used to live there.

Yeah, in my mind now it's you know, it's our family home.

Did you change anything?

Yeah, I like put the man cave in out the back, took some shelving down, just a few little things so it feels like our hount See.

I got a bit like, Oh, I feel like I need a new carpet in the bedrooms and new curtains to feel like it's our house not someone else's. They were the two things that I was like, I just feel like I need to freshen to get to feel like it's ours.

That's where it. Blokes are different. Mine was just up the TV, make it bigger.

And build a Yeah.

Question, when you buy a house, you need to fill out of form, don't you, Claire? If anything unsavory has gone down in the house, is that right?

Nothing unsavory has ever gone down in a house off sold?

But is that right? Like if there's something bad has happened, I believe so.

Like if something was a crime, a crime scene. When you buy the house, they tell you.

Yeah, I believe so that a knock off?

Ten?

Well, yeah, exactly, yeah, only if you were the owner. What if it happened two owners ago?

Well five grade declare, I don't know, I know you know what you put in that giant thick contract slipped the paper?

How much?

Honestly? Who's reading teas and seas? So over the Christmas break we had the past name the past owners reach out to us.

What hang on?

They have a couple of teenage doors, one of which just moved away and she'd come back for Christmas and they reached out to say, hey, we know you guys have got a couple of young boys. My daughter's back and she's looking for babysitting, like any bit of workover now what?

No, we're not friends.

It's odd, No bit odd, isn't it.

Why do you even have each other's phone numbers?

I can tell you now, mate, when you got did.

You buy it with cash? Did you buy you buy it on day marketplace? Why do you have each other's phone numbers?

Because like sometimes I've gotten their mail and I've dropped it over to their new house.

But you must have had their phone number before that. Yeah, So at what point did you.

Get I bought a couple of bits of furniture off that That's right, you did, Yeah, I bought like there was like an how they tried to fog you have their phone numbers?

I don't know.

I guess from that aid whatever. So anyway, they've reached out and I was talking a lot about it, and I'm like, oh, yeah, you know their daughter and I remember we met her once when we're buying the house. But it's trying to get my head around and going, you know what she like? So I went for a stalk on the GRAMD you.

Stopping like talking a young girl on Instagram? This story is getting weirder. I'm sure you didn't meet on marketplace Bach.

It's okay, she had an open profile.

How old is she anyway?

Like early twenties.

Oh that's okay.

Delete your history. Dar, You're going to get in trouble.

It's not going how I thought it would. I don't know if I want to continue with this check because when I show you what I saw?

What photos? Did you see that rattled you? Jays?

So can I set the sing you already have?

And it's not a scene I want to.

Be a I'm going to do.

I'm gonna I'm sitting down at our outside table right.

The kids are screaming and fighting in the pool, right, just a normal afternoon at the Hawks.

I know, go look at that twenty four year old Bill on Instagram. That'll make me feel better about my life.

Look at you bikini.

Well just picture her wandering around this pool where she used to bathe.

What's funny you say that because the first thing, So keep in mind, I've got kids screaming. A three year old it's peeing in the pool, everyone fighting, and one of the first photos that comes up on her gram.

Don't show me the photo. I don't want to be a part of this. Oh she had a pool party with all the cool kids.

Is that your pool?

That's my pool?

Oh, they're all in g streams.

It looks like spring breaks happening in my house.

That was her house once I know there were no creepy old men in it.

Then, So where are you in this? How long?

How long did you ignore your children and sitting scroll on inside this? Seriously, Jason, what are they doing in our pool? It is weird when that stuff happened.

Yeah, Clint hasn't said a word, his eyes haven't left the scream.

I'm imagining yours didn't like your screen for a while, all right, So did you get her of babysitting?

I showed the photo and was like, well, coming around here, well, good morning, Melbourne. It is just going a quarter to nine.

I want to try and get him for a haircut today at the barber.

Good weather, good, what an exciting day ahead for you.

That's get off me.

It's a strange thing morning everyone. I might try and get a haircut.

You know what alone, that's living in my world. Sit down with the boys, have a beer, talk about boys stuff.

Are you in and out in ten minutes?

Yeah, but it's amazing what you can get because you're at the hairdresser last night.

For four hours, four hours.

You could buddy.

You told me I looked younger when I walked in, so it was worth every minute of the four hours.

I just love how jays goes Mardy Melbourne, tops of thirty one. Good day to get a haircut, I would argue.

You know what's fun though, men and women are so different, because when I was planning my haircut, I knew i'd be there for four hours, and I was like, well, I don't want to do it on the pick of the bunch of weather days. So I was like, maybe I'll try and get in on Saturday because it's twenty two and cloudy, but obviously it's too late to get.

In on Saturday.

So I was like, it's gonna be good weather. Let's go in the afternoon so I don't miss the day.

You put that much the warning to me.

Yeah, I don't want to sit there for four hours on a perfect sunny da. I'd rather sit inside on a rainy day and get my hair doupe geez.

I'd just drive along and then pull up out the front.

Can you bet me in?

I'll see it to my Toby.

Toby is his name, Toby? Oh, it is Toby. That's anthod to do it.

I know.

But men and women, it's just harder being a chick.

Everything's harder, it takes longer, it's harder, it's more expensive.

How much does your hair cost?

It's cut fifty bucks? Free beer?

How much was yours last night?

At least eight times that?

And four hours she had a free beer.

I'm doing feb fast chase. That lady next to me, he was having a trodden and some win and some nuts, and I was like, that looks good.

I had.

The camera mal tea and Paul dropped me my lunchbox dinner not even continued the health kick.

No nuts, no snacking for me. This month.

That's why you look younger.

I'm just like nineteen days to go go coming up.

Next, debt Rollette, you got bills to get paid thirteen twenty four to ten. We'll do it next, tops of thirty one today nineteen at the moment, on what a ripping day across Melbourne.

It looks beautiful out there, lots well, it's so bright now I can finally see out through the tinted windows and it looks delightful. Been a real point of contention, and I did not get my way, Jason Lorenz debt Out.

Sunday. Would that'd be a first?

Yeah, I was gonna say the first that I didn't get my way.

Often.

Oh, this fight is not over, it's just beginning.

Put a steak in the ground.

But I did say I wasn't coming back after the summer holidays if it wasn't fixed, and I forgot until today.

All right, let's go to the phones, and said to Wherby and try and get people out of debt.

Karla, good morning, good morning, how are you here.

We're good.

Now. You've got two kids. I just want one kid and a husband.

So two kids great, I imagine grown once you've got a once you've got a child in the mix of the bills.

Get They just pile up.

Don't they.

Oh?

Yeah, they do.

Honestly, kids are like boats the or a hole in the ground you just pour money in.

Yeah, seriously, kids are like boats.

They're like a hole in the ground and you pour money in them.

They're expending the money, the content, money coming out everywhere.

It's a body term. You wouldn't get it, all right, So how this game works is you give us your bills. We will tap our card and see if we can pay them for you. If it comes up, approve the bills, sort it. It's up to you though, whether you walk or you can play on. But if you play on and a bill gets declined, you lose the lot. You're ready to go.

Tell us what bill have you registered that you want to tap the card on.

First, Let's try the rates bill.

Five hundred and fifty three dollars and seventy six cents.

This is for the rights, Yeah, paying it for you. Now here's how the game works. This is when the game kicks in. You've also registered a water bill for five hundred and sixty two dollars and a car insurance bill for one hundred and ninety seven dollars. Do you want us to tap the card on one of those and see if it's approved or declined.

If it is declined, you also lose us paying the rates.

Okay, let's go the water bill.

Let's do it the big one, five hundred one three dollars, another big market style. Here we go.

Yeah, that's one thousand, one hundred and fifteen dollars worth of bills paid.

Hang on, I go again, sad.

One you've registered is the car insurance, which is one hundred and ninety seven dollars.

Are you willing to risk it all to get your car insurance paid as well?

No?

I think I'll stick with what i've got. Thank you?

Go again.

What would your husband say, don't do it?

Oh?

No, he's probably saying don't do it.

He said to me.

If I get through and I get the first one, go for the second one. But I'm not going to risk it.

I'm happy with what I've got now, I would be thrilled with that.

I'm literally shaking them through, like, thank you so much.

What is taking one thousand dollars off your bill pile do for you? Oh?

It just means having that extra cash. Like we have a two and a half year old, and you know, money is tired it moments like for everybody, it's tight, but you know it helps pile ups and it just helps so much.

All right, Carla, you're going to walk with the first two bills paid. Let's see if the third one would have got paid.

Thanks what.

Jacky well done.

Nearly twelve hundred dollars of bills paid there, Good on you. You go and enjoy spending that cash.

Thank you so much.

Guys, we love your show.

Oh thank you for listening.

Remember tell Harby you only one five hundred your chance.

And what pocket there?

You're so dodgy whoa whoa Dodgy is a big word.

Thank you.

I would say, really dodgy, dodgy.

Dodgy.

All right, I gotta be paying your bills near on over. That continues this week. So if you want to be part of debt Roulette, you can hit up the Nova player app or go to novfm dot com dot AU. Good morning, you're on the air with Jason Lauren. Guys, that is it. We are getting out of here. Big shout out to shell Ready Express, thanks for paying the bills.

Tops of thirty one today a good day to get a.

Haircutut say, great day, and I guarantee you, Clint, I will put fifty bucks on.

No, I'm not going to do it because if I do it, he'll do it out of spite. I was gonna say he'll rolling with no haircut tomorrow. But now that I've said that, I'll go and get it done. Remember when he said great day to play? What was he going to play?

Paddle?

Never went? Great day to go? Stand up paddle? Boddy never went.

You know what I'm going to do today. I'm going to go down to the baths and I'm going to have a sauna next morning. How's his sauna?

Never went.

He did do an activity yesterday which we'll talk about next week on the show, which I'm surprised he did.

Yeah, I'm surprised. I'm surprised he's sitting here today, to be honest.

Yeah, why do you see the photos in the video of yesterday? You two are going to have a field day.

I thought it was a bad idea sending you as the person to go and do this activity, But I'm proud of you.

Thank you.

We were talking about the start out of you.

And that's read.

I can say I went diving with the poper the police.

So did you learn how to rescue people, how to retrieve bodies, how to sink a body? If you have, don't answer that.

We're in Williamstown. The funny thing was like the big police trucks rocked up. It's huge, bigger than a fire truck. It's got all the oxygen tanks and everything. Anyway, I put on my wet suit which said police.

Didn't say police in training or anything. Just police.

That's what I was working.

Then help me.

If someone ran up to you and said, officer, I need help, what would you have done?

What's the problem?

But you're not a superhero police, get the baddy.

The police force has really gone to shoot.

If running down the beach in a wet suit trying to catch someone, you feel like a whales coming get away.

We're the one down. Thank you for being.

There. Let him you too.

I can't wait to talk about this next week and see the video and we might just be proven correct. We were in how did you rate yourself? Hey? Did you look in a wetsuit?

Solid three?

Oh, it's not bad. If it was out of one hundred, we're in Williamstown and just the look on the people's face that were on the beach there with their kids and there's the police diving squad and met with police written on me walking into the water.

Everyone was like, what the hell is going on here?

Yes, I thought you were going to retrieve all above board, everyth Did you come up from the bottom of the ocean with anything?

Yes, a gun?

Did you find a gun?

We will talk about it next week.

No, you actually found a weapon. That is it.

We are out of here. Have a great day everyone, and we'll see tomorrow.

Bye bye.

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