Full Show: Jase Hates Anything That Brings People Joy

Good morning, Melbourne.

Wakey, wakey Melbourne.

Jason Lauren, start your morning the right way.

Gonna be great, gonna be a good day.

This is Jason Lauren on no you're one hundred. Well, good morning everybody.

Just go on two past six walk any Monday, Good morning. He's gonna hurt this week's full five day. Yeah that's rude, isn't it? Very rude?

How are you standards? Quiet? Weekend?

Yeah? Very laid low.

You were a busy man. I saw you at the races.

Then I saw you on Weekend Today out of Sydney on this Sunday morning.

It was very busy on the news last the news.

Did you have to do the Today Show on Saturday morning weekend today and then go to steak stay for the Melbourne and then fly to city after that? What time did you get to your hotel on Saturday night?

After eleven pm?

And then you had to do Today Show again in the morning?

Sting? There was that I got? Was it the Intercontinental and City? Which is a bit of like.

How annoying they put in the good hotel.

In you when you put him in a hotel where you the hour I got upgraded on arrival didn't.

I I was.

In bed for a total of four hours fifty minutes.

You couldn't even enjoy the bathtub with the TV screen.

There were race petals floating in that bathtub.

The tows not real songs.

Anyway, that was a busy weekend.

That's a Formula one job, Clint, well done.

You know we just paid for I think we should give Clint a Pampa day.

I think, no, no, no, you're not going anywhere. We'll just give you a croissant, a bloody bathroom like.

A Pampa day. Like we'll get a mass suits. Okay, great idea, like a foot massus and cucumbers from us. You can have not today because I haven't planned it. We'll maybe another day, Okay, Tampa, Clint.

It's been quite the commotion here this morning. The roller door in the car pole, my goodness.

What saga. It was like a three car pile up at one point.

There's nothing worse in this industry than swiping your little swipe card to get in and getting We've had that before.

Let's not go there yet.

You know, I kind of liked it because it made us all a little later than usual coming in and the sun was coming up and it is like a beautiful morning in Melbourne.

I don't want to call anyone out, but Nandos, our video guy, Yes he was, so we drived.

It was an interesting exit.

I'm about to make a controversial statement. Yes, I don't think the guy can reverse.

Okay, so Clint, you you drove in first and your swipe didn't work. What did you do reverse?

I reversed out, but I was dreading the fact that there'd be someone behind me.

We used that little mirror exactly the mirror.

He used both of them, and then Nandos was in front of me, and so I just reversed out. Yep, and I'm behind him reversed out as well. Yeah, he did the Austin Powers nine point turn on a drive in a hill?

Or will drive?

Can you not reverse?

I can reverse, but my car is old, and I felt like the traction that I was getting from reverse wasn't powerful enough, and I kept sinking for is I thought it was easier to do a nine point turn. It's a good point because it is a very steep driveway.

I think we should take him to a boat rep and reverse, no.

Or a caravan park the trailer on it.

I'm not just throwing shade. I can't actually drive frontways into a car park.

Yeah no, you can't.

I reverse into all parts.

You don't do that very well? Didn't you just smash the back that was at the.

Start of I'm actually better driving and reverse than forward.

The problem with the video guy stuffing up is that there's probably no video footage of it, so we can't no, no, no.

What do you think happened? When I put up? I go, what are you doing? Jayson's Well, look what Nando's is doing, and I was like, okay, cool, but what are you doing? I'm trying to film the asin.

Garls moment.

Boy in the video because I drove up next to him on the inside, going what are you doing?

Brow you get out of my shot?

Channel nine pays good money for like when you know people in the wild, just capture footage.

Seriously, is that how it works?

If I absolutely, a lot of people will trade us off against Channel seven, though give channel as well.

Channel nine of course all the money.

Do you It's not what I've heard.

Coming out about.

I'm going to say, judging by the fourteen shifts you pulled on the weekend, that's a lot.

Short started, what about the block?

Huh, you should go and work for him, you get paid more. Agent, speaking of money coming out of his hues, he.

Purchased all five homes on the block, would work for agent?

Can I predicted that? Did I not an email to all the team saying my guess is he bars more?

Yeah, you did say that.

I also got a little tip off. Remember on at the Melbourne Cup that he took all the contestants out for dinner consume after the races.

Do you think I am supposed you still got money left over from that dinner? That place is Do you think he told the girls that night, hey.

You go last because I want you to be the heroes. That's my guess.

We know what the word is that because they were bullied. He wanted to make a bit of a statement.

Well, we will ask him because Adrian Portelli Lambo Man is on the air with us after eight o'clock this morning, be very interested to find out the backstory of this whole thing. But yeah, he cleaned up last night and he made it quite clear it was his last appearance on the block, So.

He's gone out with the bank.

He said, all right, Adrian's coming up and we've got a lot of money to go. Let's get into it. This is Billy Eiley shutting over the morning. I'm a little tired this morning, Clint, you wouldn't understand. But my wife, yes, my wife. You know we haven't had much time together lately. You know, we've almost killed each other over the kids and life speak pretty stressful.

So we're like, you know what, let's do.

A date night you go to the car wash again?

No, I we didn't go for this because you had to throw down in the car wash, didn't you?

Then remember once they also went and said let's put seats back and have a ten minute Now.

Now that was that was liven that's romance.

That is romance. Put a meditation app on and good night.

You know it'll be a nice date, peace and quiet, but next to each other.

Well, this time we're like, let's go out for a nice romantic dinner.

So Luca m Williams old skins and get all dressed up.

I didn't because when lou booked the baby sit up to go out for a romantic dinner early.

Seven o'clock on a Sunday night, that seems okay?

What's on with seven o'clock. Now, what's too late?

I was in bed by six fifty last night. It's Sunday night, watching the weather on Channel ninetys, getting ready for seven o'clock.

So I'm like, so I couldn't say anything.

So I'm like, seven o'clock, don't start me on Sunday. That's rogue from lou But you know what change is as good as a holiday JS.

I wanted to be in bed, Lauren. So we went out to.

Carnegie down on on what's that street? That road with a.

Bit of Konang Road, they call it Carnejet.

Carnegie Cunang Road has some of the best dumplings.

I there.

Yeah, it's amazing. Well at a Korean restaurant last.

Night, Korean barbecue barbecue.

Do you have to cook it yourself?

Yep, you loved So I was like, OK, relationship, We're going out at seven BM on a Sunday.

Night to cook our own dinner.

To cook our own dinner.

So what did you wear on your very exciting date that you sound not excited about it all?

My nice linen shirt which is now ruined because of oil splatter. This giant grill comes down from the roof, This giant exhaust fan, so I couldn't really see my wife through the whole dinner.

I was like, you're having fun.

And then anytime I'd lean over, it'd almost get third degree burns. And then they gave us paper plates? Were paper plates?

What was it one of those restaurants where you choose how much you want to pay?

No, it was like no, it turned out to be like a buffet. So you go up and you pick whatever meat.

You want to cook on the paper plate, on the paper plate, and then you eat on a china plant.

Nope, you eat it on a second paper plate.

I mean, they're just thinking of the environment, aren't they.

No, think of the money that they'll say from having to wash the dishes. That's very Bobby Phillips. Let's have a barbecue, give everyone paper plates so you can put it in the doors.

It was quite romantic when they wheeled the giant bin through the restaurant, clear.

Just like like they do on the plate.

And I ask, what did dinner set your back?

Only about sixty a hit ahead? Yeah?

How many heads were there?

One hundred and twenty dollars for paper plates? Yea, oh no, that's two spent.

No, joke, and I'll give you a hot Did you.

Have plastic cutlery? You don't have plastic.

Anymore, but I don't know. We had metal. We had metal.

Oh so they're watching them, just not the plate. The metal knife would cut through a paper plate.

Paper plate, quite close to the grill.

Far out.

Did you tell her you could have done all this on the beef eater in the backyard.

It was quite the scene.

Guys, did you take a video?

Could have bought some wagu and chucked her on.

There's a photo of me has a day.

Oh, they're like, they're like three pip ply paper plates.

Yea, no, no, no, I just put three together because you know how if you you have two.

Cooking there? Hang on, look at the what he's got one klamari ring and one what looks like piece of sashimi.

That's it. That's because he's cleaned out the rest of it. It's all gone.

Sorry, that's what loes cooking.

You've got stuffy Jean chops on yours.

That's a bit of fun. I don't hate it. What about forty five though?

You would have been seven forty exactly seven forty five. And you know what else? I don't handle the heat.

Oh no, you don't.

You don't lie. That would have been too hot for you.

And I was fuming already after being in a restaurant seven forty five.

You know what, you should have taken it.

But look at you, you know what you want.

You walked in this morning and said, I'm in a great mood. So maybe it was good for you.

Yeah, because I haven't sleappt them shouting through nice second day today, twenty four is the top good weather on the weekend as well.

It was lovelys boil.

Last weekend that we just had on the next one.

No, no, no, like the last one.

Yeah, it was lovely.

Let's not get into that fight again. Remember that fight.

On next weekend? Last weekend? Yeah, this weekend.

So next Friday would be.

This Friday would be in five days.

This is just Friday.

This is Friday.

Next Hey, next Friday, that's not Friday week.

That's exactly ten days.

Yes, yeah, so we agree.

No, Jayson, you've changed your tone and I used to disagree on that.

You're now educated.

No, No, I was always.

Yeah, next Friday's next Friday.

This day, we're in the week. It's this Friday, but next Monday is in seven days and daylight saving beginners. Now, it really sharing the designer with bitch.

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Jason Lawrence Ultimate Celebris Slumber Party thanks to Chip. All Right, Melbourne, Who did we wake up in bed with this Monday morning? That is the question we are asking you. We have a celebrity in our bed. We're going to give you some clues. You have to guess who this celebrity is. What do you reckon?

Jay?

Should we churn through the callers today?

Sorry'm a bit rattled because at the top of the contest sheet they've air brushed you and iron bed together.

With a let me give you the hot story. Guest in the middle, I log that kite in bed.

God, I look that glam in bed. That is definitely not a real photo.

All right, let's go Toway Me morning, Amy, Good morning?

How are you good?

Amy? We're going to give you some clues. You've got to try and guess who we are in bed with. If you work it out, you get five hundred bucks thanks to bed Chep.

You going the running for the ultimate bedroom makeover value well over seven and a half thousand dollars.

Clean Number one is okay, I wake up with two cats surrounding me.

Two cats, two.

Cats, two cats.

Oh god, next clue?

There are also twelve Grammys in my bed.

Twelve Grammys, two cats. Any ideas I'm gonna go to care fifth? You got it? There you go?

How easy it is?

It's crazy? Cat lady yourself, Taylor Swift. Don't we love her?

Oh?

We love her?

How's the older one so much?

Guys?

No worries? Congrat teams well Amy, and good luck for the baby. I just got here. You're pregnant, yes.

Yes, on the way into work with morning things at the moment, and.

You're a nurse.

Oh my god, if someone vomits, you might sympathy vomit back on them.

Yeah.

No, it's not pretty at the moment.

On all the drugs to get me through.

Do you got any hankerings at the moment? Amy, what do you like?

I know, just anything that I can keep down?

Like poor, how are you're dealing with everything at the moment?

She's so plain to lades five?

Yeah, I am there in my bag at the moment, well, good, would be amazing.

Thanks guys, there you got.

You've got five hundred dollars. By the end of the week, you could have this seven and a half thousand dollars bedroom makeover as well.

What oh, this is quite graphic. But my two year old vomited on me on the weekend again. Why are you are you like a to No? No, I vomited on him last that's right, Yeah, he got me.

That's wrong.

Yuck.

So I was thrown him around in the pool.

Did you throw yourself in the shower?

And then he did like that little bird thinking, I'm like, oh, so quickly carried him.

My niece over on the weekend and I was doing I was lying on the couch and I was being picking her up, and she dribbled right in my mouth.

Some people get off on.

Dribbled straight in my gob.

I nearly threw up and then you would know you would have vomited on her. See how easy it is you start vomiting on each other with this.

Big long And I was like, what is happening.

I'm gonna drew it over my mouth and quite something to.

You know, it wasn't it wasn't nice. The parents when it's your kid, you just I don't care. They're like, oh oh, well got in your mouth, straight down the gob, Quinn, straight down the gob.

You know what you do if their nose is blocked? You know. How was the turnout at Steaks Day on Saturday.

Loos Pretty good? Beautiful weather, beautiful day. Yeah, it was family's running around, family cute the kids like they make it more family friendly for Stack saying people take their kids, the.

Kids in tuxedos.

Are you going to say they put the kids in the like the barriers, you know what? I now, that's a family day that would.

Could we bet on them?

Absolutely?

I watched you on the TV Clink. You were great, and then my mom came over and we went and saw Tim Cambll and Anthony coleas I saw you, George Michael Elton John Show guys. How was it was so good? It was so fun. There was some really serious, like you know, like heavy beautiful ballads, and in the end everyone was up dancing. Hamer Hall had like two and a half thousand people on their feet dancing, singing. It was so fun.

What's your insert story? Could hear you singing? The people in front of you or around you. They appreciate it.

Yeah, they were all up on their feet before we.

Were ask about the demo. What'sort of people?

There was a real combo.

Actually senior parking was taken found.

I was actually surprised discount. I was going to say, there are a lot of sort of people our age.

We are out of sharp knee was the What did.

They finish with?

They did like a big medal eg Elton Spangers love them. It was great, well done boys. I love those two. And they had the full like symphony orchestra. It was actually it was a great production.

Hey, it is just going twenty one to seven coming up next.

My gosh. There was one other thing I did and I was glued to it all weekend and because of it, I'm on call and I might have to hit the highway and go to Geelong.

Well, okay, any minute now, you're on the air with Jase and Lauren. Successful nine on the block. All five homes sold, all five bought by a lambeoman, Adrian Pautelly. He's going to join us on the air after eight this morning.

But first, guys, my fiance Paul wants to leave me over this because he thinks that I'm the only person in the world that cares about this, and I'm telling you I'm wrong. Have you guys heard what is happening down in Geelong.

No, they've just recruited Bailey Smith.

They have, and this is the biggest story since they recruited Bailey Smith. The corpse plant. Have you heard about it?

Pop plant down there?

Isn't it?

It was on Chanel nineties last night. No, the corpse plant is an actual plant that is in the greenhouse in Geelong and the Botanic gardens. Now the corpse plant.

Question question would they put in the Ford factory there?

It's massive.

No one cares about the Ford Factory anymore, Jase, because everyone's talking about the corpse plant.

Well that's what got them in that message first.

Now, this plant is growing rapidly. It only blooms once.

Oh, it's a plant.

It's an actual plants plant for dead people.

Well it sort of is. But it is a plant in the botanic gardens that blooms one every ten to fifteen years. And when it blooms it smells like dead bodies, rotten flesh and rotten spin. It is a plant in the botanic gardens. People are waiting for it because it's about to bloom. It's grown ten centimeters. It grew ten centimeters in one day. Well, we're waiting to find out. Get up the live stream. I've been watching the there.

Is it looks like a corn.

So he started.

Small and it has been growing, growing, and then when that big thing came out of the middle.

How would you describe this stuffe chants.

I've been watching it NonStop. Rebecca Madden also obsessed. Many people have been posting the live stream. It's the biggest thing happening in Geo Loong and when it blooms, there are so many people that want to see it. They're opening the Botanic gardens twenty four to seven because the crowds are going to be so big. We must smell the most. We must go as soon as it blows on going, I'm leaving the show.

Does it flower?

Yeah, it opens up and it smells like dead bodies and rotting fish apparents.

And how long does it flower for?

Well, I'm not sure. I think maybe a day.

We need Don Burke on the Oh no, we're going to have.

To get it. Are you a bottle different garment?

Are your bottom horticulturist.

Horticulturalist. We have to get someone, and I've got many friends in Geelong that have been telling me about it.

With the beard, that's the ABC guy with a big beard and he's got hair everywhere.

Do we get him on the guy who won the LOGI, the guy not to miss us, Aristo.

We have to get Costs the surprise. He's no good to us. He ain't he ain't good to us unless that's a corn cob.

Oh.

Sorry. The corpse plant will bloom for twenty four to forty eight hours.

What's the map? Is that a heat map?

Yeah, so that's a heat map on the live stream because people all over the world are tuning in to watch this and it's got to get to about forty degrees internally before it will bloom. Now got up to thirty two yesterday when.

I was almost ready, but.

It goes down overnight.

Would you say it smells.

Rotting bodies and rotten fish. It's apparently one of the most disgusting smells in the world and I'm keen to ever keen to give it a sniff.

You ever smelled the wheat pigs factory? No, that's horrific. There's one in Brisbane.

Is it horrific?

What is it smell horrific? What does it smell like? Just bad?

Because the veggimite factory can smell it very pingent, yes, yes, yes, very pungent. And also there's a there's a dog food factory is oh yes, they churn the.

Oh you know what coming off the story bridge in Brisbane. If the wind's not on your side, used to get the ingham factory.

Or the chicken factory.

It was a bad day when the wind was up.

I think the worst smell I've ever smelt in my life was.

When we went into the car park the other day and they clear of that was for those playing it hopen. We went down as a trio, actually there was We were all there.

Highway down first and I was like, guys, when you get in the elevator, I need you to know that he's not made that made the elevator smell.

Remember who knew that's where they stored all the turns.

I got into the car park and I was like, oh no, we all ran, you all ran down together. You look, you smell it on level four up.

Here exactly, we're like four there's six levels base.

Could the turns. It tasted like turs.

You sent us a text the next day that said I could still taste this.

That was horrendous.

What happened?

Thirty twenty four ten is our number. Thirty twenty fourteen is our number. What is the worst thing you've ever smelled?

Oh? You know what.

I had a boyfriend one that was a bit of a gym junkie. Oh gosh, there's someone walking past the corpse plan on the live stream.

Guys, is it blooming?

And he would get protein shakers and he'd leave them in his bag and then I'll open it like a week later after it had been in the car and the smell of it.

I'll tell you what, two hundred dollars Jack's Cafe voucher up for grabs are thirteen twenty four ten worst thing you've ever smelled? We're asking you on thirteen twenty four ten, what's the worst smell you've ever experienced?

Now?

I am so excited about this rotting flesh they're calling it rotting flesh corpse plant in Geelong that is going to bloom in any minute now.

They native to Geelong.

No they're not. They're not native at all in fact, I only think there's a couple of them in the country, So if you're just tuning in. There's a plant in Geelong at the Greenhouse. It's called the corpse plant. It only blooms once once every ten to fifteen years, and when it blooms, it smells that rotting flesh. Got some mad dead fish apparently, and it's going to bloom any day now, and the crowds people got mad for it.

I've got some leaking chicken breasts in the fridge at home and they were just there for too long and now I can't get that smell the moisture out of there.

Have you ever accidentally left hack it in the back of the car, like they've fallen out from the grocery store and you've missed them in the sun.

I was cleaning out Archie's milk bottle the other day and I realized had fallen down the side of the cop had been there for a week.

Yeah, when you chunky?

All right, Melbourne on thirty, Good to go. What is the worst thing you've ever smelt? Car from Berry? Good morning, Good morning morning.

What do you.

I were running like for my son's like little footy sing or whatever.

It was.

I was like, right, let's get you a banana like smoothie from Boost Juice. You know, banana milk, yogurt, really good protein. Shouldn't have thought about like the two year olds so hopped in in the car and it just like exploded.

It dropped all.

Over your seat, the floor, underneath the drivers.

That's burn the car insurance job.

Yeah, gooped it up, baby whites.

I thought the job was done.

It wasn't.

That smell stuck with us for about three months and.

You're trying to sell the car people and in the sun.

I was on Swan Street and I heard my kid drop the milkshake in the backseat of the car. When you hear the plastic hit the.

Bottom, and I'm like.

Exactly straight to the magic car wash.

I didn't I did to start car wash.

Get a soue in Bayswater morning. What's the worst smell you've ever experienced?

We work next door to a portaloo cleaning company a summer days.

Unbelievable on a summer day, how do you get through the day with that waft coming through?

You just have to what are they doing?

They're hosing them down? Or how does the.

Process I'm not one hundred percent sure. I'm assuming that they, you know, haven't quite been over there to have a little kids, but I'm pretty sure that there's something I don't want to do.

Then you go from that awful stench to like that horrible bleach smell as they try and disinfect them all as I just.

Don't think you should be doing that in a portaloo at a festival. That's a farm job.

Doing what you're going to leave at number two.

Yeah, like that's it, that's not it's always a job for me. Yeah, it's I never absolutely not.

The thought of those toilets at the end of a festival shocking.

And a bit of humidity as well. You know, when it gets.

Hot and there's.

No flush, it's literally just amp no, No, that's the glamorous ones.

But sometimes you reckon they're like drop dunnies.

Yeah, and then they've just got like a Sometimes sometimes the foot pumps are dry, for.

Come on, get down there, get down there.

You push it in with your foot.

What's the worst thing you smell?

When I used to work in Danning on South, we work up the road from an Abatoire day.

And I was pregnant at.

The time that would be enough to turn you off me.

It didn't, but.

Just reminded me I've got to get to.

Get some cheap cheap the smell of an avatar.

No, let's go to Mornington. Nothing smells in Mornington.

Steph, Hi, how are you going good?

Worst thing smell?

I had a very gorgeous, cute little puppy called Leo, beautiful white pugalia, And every now and then you'd be giving her a cuddle, or she'd be on the couch next year, and you smell this disgusting, revolting, pungent odor that turned out to be her anal glance.

I know you may, don't you have to puss them or something.

Squeeze.

Some people do them themselves jobs on.

Their own their own.

Yes, fingers in, And why don't you talk about on the dogs and not on themselves on themselves?

What are you doing?

My god?

Every Tuesday you've done it? What? Sorry?

Your own anal gan bad subject to have that nickname, not my own.

I was like sixteen.

I did work experience in a vet from one day a vet and grooomer is and they brought me in and like taught me how to groom the dogs properly and they're like okay, and next we're going to show you how to squeeze the anal glands. And I squeezed them and they go as squirting.

Then I threw off Good's work experience.

E that's a shocking for word, which the.

Job was better that one? Or this one?

Where the work spirits get Last week.

Anything, no, No, Last night one of the biggest nights on TV the year when it comes to ratings.

The Block auctions were on and now some people get a little frustrated with the Block these days because it doesn't seem like the original block was like actual people trying to buy houses, and now it's a big old ad for a lot of.

Not like going to a legit action.

No question, it's sort of out of reach for a lot of people.

Watching in light.

Who was the the go on the track sit looked like a drug deal, a dash wrapp up with their gold chains.

There was a guy, there was a guy.

There was a guy from Flat Caps Australia or something similar who was trying to buy one of the houses. So him and there was a guy who was draped in gold chains and diamontes on the gold chains as well.

Yeah, I don't. I don't know who they were. Adam portally Lambeau guy who's become foremoose from buying blockhouses. Well, he ended up buying all five, but during the options we didn't quite realize he was buying all five because he had some buyers advocates in there also buying, so it looked like it was being spread around.

Oh, Danny wall was he just sort of sat there and couldn't really get involved.

No, Lambeau guy completely running.

Out of Danny's The guy does those stupid bits.

Yeah, he said one of them.

He goes there.

He said two million minus four cents, and I couldn't even do the maths matter none ninety six cents.

I think Danny and Lambo guy wouldn't be hanging out together.

With the they're not friends.

I think they went gelato post auction.

Well, Danny drives a ferrari.

Does he count for gelato? And philibarma?

The fish and chips in sand remail.

It's a Ferrari man, the lambo man. Lambo man came out on top.

Did you question? Sorry, Danny drives a ferrari? Does he he.

Used to drive?

You know once when I raced in the Celebrity Grand Prix. He was also in it.

He bought it.

He bought a ticket to race in it. There was like one that you could buy for charity to be part of the And he pulled into Crown Driveway in his ferrari. I think it was in his racing suit, his helmet.

He's racing suit. No he did not, did he really, he's racing suit.

I don't think what a man. I think he'd be able to work getting out of a ferrari.

But he always is very generous that Danny Wallace. He gives them to My Room Kids Cancer Foundation to help out. So good on you, Danny. And well, we have some breaking news. Adrian Putelli Lambeau guy. He bought all five last night. No one really knew it was him. I sent an email early in the night saying I was going to buy all five.

He spent fifteen point three million dollars last night.

It's a lot of money.

It came out at the very end of the show. They said, Danny, Oh no, not Danny. God, I've got them confused. Adrian, You've got an announcement, And he said, actually, yes, I bought all five. Had I had a guy and then listen.

So Adrian, I understand you have some news for us.

Yes we are.

We got the rule, lash mate.

We bought the whole lot three point three.

We bought all three point six.

What was the strategy because we didn't see bidding in all the options. I had to buy his agent with me. That massive bit at the end was that sending a message?

That was a message sent that that was my last appearance on the block.

And I thought I'd go out with a bank again.

Yet I like you listen to this. This he's just hoasted under new management. As mayor of poor Tellytown, I'd like to announce the world first, let's give away a resort. One giveaway, one prize winner takes the whole resort for eight million, instant tax free cash. Let the games begin. He's raffling them, but.

He's not raffling him separately.

He's raffling you win the whole resort, the rest. I wonder if it has to remain poor Tellytown.

Give me the bloody resort. He can call it what he wants or a million in cash.

He hates bigger than Tatslotter. He is tat Slotter.

He's mister.

He's bigger than the power ball. You don't even need the power.

Ball.

I bought tickets in last year's block option that he did. My sisters did him Brisbane. He's smart.

He's making them absolutely kill.

He's joining us. A little later on the show, Adrian Portelli, we're gonna find out half now ticket what do you buy a ticket?

Ticket?

But you actually have to pay to buy a ticket.

Someone's tending to the Geelong flower, a corpse plant, a live stream.

He's measuring the corpse now.

Yeah, forget about age about Adrian Portelli for a moment. If you are an enthusiast about the corpse plant in Geelong, there is a horticulturist in there at the moment watching the last stream is measuring.

Listen, so the plants rubbing.

I'm not going to reset this whole plant all week and every time. Bloody.

He's taking its temperature just quickly.

If you don't know what we're talking about, I don't know where you've been. This is the biggest thing since Tom Hawkins left Geelong. That the corpse plant is a plant that blooms every ten to fifteen years and it smells like dead bodies and rotting fish. And it's due to bloom any day now, only only ballooms for twenty four hours, and.

We will ask Adrian Portelli about the plant when he joins us after eight.

Jason Lawrence shame.

It's a contest that might put Lauren in hospital by the end of the week.

Shaking the tree.

Well, you see the Rockefeller trees up in New York, I know, massive, yeah, real tree.

Yeah, churned through them. They just go to the forest. And what one?

Now do we put one up here in the city?

Yeah, but I don't.

It's not a real tree. That's a fake job, isn't it.

They're all over the city, But that that one in New York is I've actually never watched the process of it being installed before. They you must have got the same video in your algorithm.

That ninety the current Christmas tree we have in the studios. It's getting your breakout.

Hives.

Can't go near it. It's one of them. It's a fake tree, but it's one of those fake trees that I feel like has been in storage about nine in the room.

You're swelling up against stinks like, yeah.

Yeah, it needs some of that, you know, people, I don't mind a fake tree. But it's with the pine.

Is it a bit of work?

It's like pine, I love it. I love them a tree. I love the smell. But you've got to be You've got to get it out of the house. The issue is like if you go away the next day and you come back three weeks later for your summer holidays.

Times sometimes you can import one that has stuff in it, though you've got to be careful.

I've seen the spider videos. Yeah, all right, let's go to the phones. Let's send a Sunbury me good morning, good morning. All right, We're going to shake the tree. Whatever buble falls off, you will win. There's a whole bunch of five hundred dollars ones on there, a couple of lower mounds, a couple.

Of thousands, two dollars one happy to just forgetting through that.

We're going to hook up with a five hundred dollars out your two sports direct instantly, yours.

Already one get shaken, here, go, go go.

I'll give it a good good shake. Jesus, Yeah, I got one, missus. The first ball that dropped, yep, fivehundred dollars.

Go so much.

Walking out of here with a brand in your back pocket.

Good five hundred dollars and undred dollars out.

No dramas at all. We will be shaking the tree again.

He came close to the two dollars one actually second to.

Dr maybe more gentle with a woman than you are with a tree.

He did say he was going to be quite vigorous with the tree, that.

It was going to be.

And I guess some people do like that.

Get your hand on a branch and go, go, go.

You're talking about the tree or gotcha?

S It's Leo DiCaprio's birthday fifty years old today?

Is he what's his age limit again? For girls?

Oh?

Half half?

And then now that he's fifty, is it getting on creep?

It always weirs me out when people you like, know and love. I feel like he's stuck in that thirties though he's starting, you know, fell in love with him in he's like twenty thirties, and I feel like he'll just eternally always be that day.

But will if you send him on the beach recently?

No?

Is he looking fifty? Is he? I saw the other day? You know the drummer, the kid from love actually the cute little yeah, yeah, yeah, he's thirty five.

What what you're kidding me?

Can someone fact check that I did see it?

You didn't just see a thirty five year old wearing glasses on drums and think it's time.

Actually, that'll be hitting TV screens this weekend.

Do you know what else I saw?

What did you say that?

Apparently you can go and watch Love Actually with a symphony orchestra and they play all the music you're watching the movie.

They've done that for a heap of movies, have they?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, half the week.

And we're here in Melbourne.

Yeah, we should go.

To that, like the trumpets and trombones, piano, or.

The background music, the whole thing. Oh my gosh, I don't want to understand you watch the movie Love Actually. Kid is just turned thirty four, not thirty five.

My apologies. Four four.

That's getting on, isn't it. I wonder if he's still running through the airport so on the weekend.

Right, I was at the kids basketball and I was looking at the other dads that are the same age as us, right, and I'm like.

Jesus young, they look old. Yeah I have that. I have this all the time.

Yeah, And but I'm looking at him, going, yeah, they look like an adult to me. But do I look like that to other people?

Yeah?

Yeah you do.

I see people that I went to high school with and I'm like, cheers, you are looking a bit crusty, a bit old.

And then I'm like, oh, have had a bit of bodo.

Then I look at my friends and I'm like, how are you old enough and responsible enough to have three kids? We're still kids. I am I kid, I know I am.

I'm a child.

Right across Melbourne, it's the three Stooges children here on nover.

You're on over one hundred Jason Lauren. In the morning, quarter to eight, Jace got a mouth.

A mouthful of breakfast broccoli, Brody at can you back it down to song for me?

Bo?

That's what he said, and then he burned.

I did not burn, he belched. I did not burn.

Well, would your wife like it if you burned?

No?

Like?

If I even catch Paul doing like bodily things like that, I just like, really.

Do it in another room.

You like to think that they don't do it.

Yeah, you keep the romance like, although they do say if you have flutulence in front of your partner, it means that you're more comfortable in your relationship.

It's a calling sign, is it?

We' even't done it in front of each other, and we've been together forever twenty years.

You never.

Ever dropped one in front even a silent but deadly no. Never never, You aren't.

No, I'm not. I don't do that.

She likes him, loud and proud.

Hey, this is a good, a.

Good moment to ask Melbourne, though I'm thirteen, twenty four ten. Do you love your partner but they do something that drives you mad? And it doesn't have to be something gross like that? Because something has been grinding my gears for quite some time now, and I finally had enough. I'm going to have to have an intervention in my house. Paul, my darling fiance who gets most things right, I will admit I think he must be allergic to using a

Doesn't have the fear of slipping.

Well apparently not. But then I go in there and I slip.

Yah, x is a lot of water. I can't I can't do it any big closed chower or is it still of like open?

Well, it's do you mean a wet room?

There's no showers, there's a shower screen, but the exit is open. There's no closed Oh there's no door.

Minds like that's open for business? Anyhow?

Do you have a door on yours? But the water doesn't come out until he gets out of the shower, stands on the tiles and must shake like a dog.

But sometimes you get to go and retrieve something while you're in the shower. Have you ever had that?

But that's why you put the bath mate down. Yes, but that's where you put the bath mate down before you get into the shower.

What was worse is we had like the long two person showered and old rental were out, but the shower head was at one end but the tap was in the other.

So you'd have to do this a.

Little walk fast wattle of shame out of the actual water bit to turn the hair.

But I prefer there's nothing.

Worse than when the tap. He's under the shower head and you go and turn.

It on and goes and you want to try and reach around to turn it on. I love my partner, but always you do.

This is going to sound really mind you. When she wears boots with long pants, you that's wrong.

You're like rms right, you know that. No, no, no, but like a boot like you know the little tag that comes out the be I like the tag. Weren't like she'll have her pants not fall over the boots and they bunch up on the tack.

Why does it?

Darlie did that the other day and he didn't realize. Like he had the back of your soup pants tucked into the back of his boot, and I was like, pull it out and put over the top.

Is a bit daggy.

You cannot be doing that. That's an accident that happens.

You're going to walk around by that. You don't deserve your legs.

You think it's unsexy, but you don't realize. She's got to help her out and say can you please untuck your pant from your pants from your boot. It's only on one sie.

Everything else she does perfect, except.

For when she puts the lid of the butter down on the counter. He sends meos. Sometimes he's like, I love lou but she has taken the lid off the butter and she's put the butter side down on the on the bench.

There's still butter on the top on the lid. And now but yeah, does she scrape the veggiemite on the side of the jar as well?

When people put their buttery knives in the veggiemite and the butter.

Goes in, that's shocking. You must die.

Come on, Melbourne. We've all just spent forty eight hours with our partners who we love on the weekend. But it is on a Sunday night that you start going that's annoyed me all weekend.

Oh yeah, I put it this way, I reckon. If this was a long weekend, we wouldn't last.

Oh com thirteen twenty fourteen. You love your partner, but is there something they do something minute? Like Paul who is allergic to using the bath mat. Just put it down, it's right there. Just put it down before you get in the shower.

You can do a big boy.

Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. You love your partner? Bye, We are just talking about how much we love our partners.

But on a Monday, it's time to have a little wind. You guys that your partner's annoyed you over the weekend, like form, what.

Do you think they're saying about you?

Two?

Oh they're lucky, far worse.

Probably get off yourself, Like Paul.

Gets up me when I go Paul, why do you leave you? Like your towel on the bathroom floor, And he's like, look at your side. You've got makeup and cosmetics and dryer and you've got stuff every I leave one thing out of place.

Blue bites back going it looks like a bear is just Wilton in our sink. Like because my little hare, I think that's when I shave.

That's disgusted. I use the dyson on him.

Now, Oh that's good.

Shavering hair in the basin, shaver in one hair, arson in the other. Oh, tasking a dental assistant in there?

All right, Melbourne on thirteen twenty four ten. You love your partner, but maybe like me, Paula's well, he's a queen's and who puts everything in the fridge, things that don't belong in the fridge in the fridgely like chocolate and tomato sauce.

I love chocolate, Get out of the fridge, chocolate the fridge.

What is your partner?

I love my partner, but he has a bedside table full of used tissues after he blows his note. Yeah, proutly may that she's been absolutely disgusting.

I use the bedside table, and then whose job is it to transfer it from the bedside table to the bin?

Ruby me?

But most times I will make him do it.

Yeah, Frankston, Sarah, you love your partner, But I love my partner, but.

We have a communal bottle of water in like a lita in the fridge, and he drinks straight from the lid and he doesn't pour it in a cup and drinks from the cup and he just drinks from the bottle and he doesn't think it's gross.

You Oak, Clint would be fine. Clint would be a drink milk from the cart and I do it with all my but that's because you're single.

He can soft drinks and water.

And milk, the too little milk. Yeah, I bet you you.

Scream love a little herd of the milk. You scream straight out of the mouth, straight out of the curtain.

Na you can't be doing that.

Little milk musta mouth on.

Something hardboard bit gets all soggy.

Carly and Bentley, what do you got?

I love my partner, but it does my head in when he's like grunting and sniffing all the mucus for five minutes every morning.

That's what chaste does.

But okay, just a little like I love Jayson, but a little bit Clint before he goes, he goes. MIC's are up?

What does he do? MIC's are up?

We're like, yeah, we know we had the five minutes.

The nose in the shower. That's disgusting.

That's that's what he means where it runs down? You can you do?

Men love an rocket as well? What's that about? It's not rockets, isn't it?

How far people can get.

It's not rocket Karen, good morning.

Good morning.

With the name like that, you shouldn't make complaining your partner.

I want my Parson, but he likes the bed cheeks changed every second.

Day, every second.

What are you doing? Yes?

Just but I don't mind changing the bit he does the washing. Thank god, I've got to change the bed every second day. You just loves fresh bed sheets and every second day.

To be honest, I love a fresh bed Is there anything better than slipping into a fresh sheets on a Sunday night?

Absolutely? I did the bed sheets yesterday and it's just it's.

Oh no, what's it's it's Manchester. You love your partner, but.

I love my partner, but this might be no CD thing. But you know when you put it, when you're putting on the fitted sheet, right, it's got.

To go the right way.

Obviously, she squeezes it on the other way. So then.

On the corner.

No, you can't be doing that.

That's fine.

I love my partner, but I do not know why we bother with the top sheet.

He just to the top sheet.

He kicks it to the bottom of the bed and I like it, and then I get tangled in it.

A baby, stupid sing invented.

That's the first time I've ever called your baby, Chrissy.

May get the last.

I need a shower, Chrissy. He warn't go for it.

To wrap us up, morning team. I love my partners, but every time he goes to the bathroom he sits in the toilet bowl in the.

Sorry what sorry, I'm sorry what with the seat up?

No, so he'll be standing, and every single time he goes to he will also spit in the bowl.

When he's spit, he spits.

In the bar.

Like he's king is bottom.

Guys do that in their trough in the bowl.

You ever notice people at the truck.

They sit in the trough.

What do you spit in the trough? Yeah, they aimed for the cakes, for the cake. It's like a target is the year and.

Is so great at the fair.

He's not rocking in the trough.

Have some dignity. Geez, how this one's not in the god?

The trough's like, you know, I can't cope with trough chat. Let's wand it up.

Ones.

The ones at the cinema are amazing. They've got the metal great stand slippery sometimes he does cinema.

Why is it exclusively in the cinema?

I guess the lighting people.

You know there is great because some people decide to stand on the great, stand on the great, stand on the tiles, and shoot on the g.

So the people that stand on the grate get with the people that the great.

So the good thing is it doesn't sound amazing to me.

No, it's great.

It's not a great.

It's not if you stand on the great You don't get pee on the top of your shoes, but the bottom.

Oh, boys, is so gross.

Very excited about our next guest, who is about to join us and reveal all of what went on the block last night.

I'm talking Lamboman. Adrian Portelli is coming up and.

Someone in Melbourne could be getting all five of those houses. The whole resort could be yours. Stay tuned, will tell you how next. But first of all, let's get into our five thousand dollars question Liam from Q Good morning.

Good morning guys.

Just to clarify that you are playing for five thousand, not five homes.

That's a shame.

But all right, Lamb, let's see if we can win you some cash.

I just looked at William's bio brand new Giffy, a brand new girl.

Oh I heard it was World Singles Day today, so kind of made me chuckle. That was me a few days ago.

Sorry, not anymore.

Well, congratulations by the way, congratulations Quent, thanks today, Thank you.

Hang on, Lamb, how many how long have you been official with the girlfriend?

Three days?

Wow?

How did it become official? Because that's always an interesting Yeah.

I mean, I've had this argument with lots of colleagues. Nothing's really changed since saying it out loud.

Get a first?

What it takes?

Right?

I did?

What do you say?

I just asked the question, you know, would you like to be my girlfriend?

Cute?

Twenty six?

You got to do it?

Yeah, going steady? Are you going to celebrate the one week anniversary and then the one month? Then that's three draws the line right, he's been romantic and if, like many men in Melbourne, you are as romantic because the rest of them, that will be where it ends.

Hey, Liam, you want to play for five k this morning? Yeah, let's do it. Five thousand dollars good.

Luckily, if you win, half has to go to her years.

Not for seven years, bro, I thought it was six months, three days?

All right, Liam, you're going to hear a question. You'll hear three two, one countdown. You have to answer within that time, and the five thousand dollars is yours. My tip would be if you don't know.

Yes, this is your five thousand dollars question. Legels originated in which country?

Three two America?

That was Jason's guest as well. I thought the answer question is Poland, Poland. The poll is design to the bagel.

Good on them.

This is my favorite fake. But give us a little fat sheet about these five thousand dollars questions. People love bagel so much that in twenty eighteen, Apple had to remake its bagel emoji because the plane bagel had nothing on it, and they redesigned it with cream cheese.

Liam, I'm going to send you guys out for a date night to mark the new relationship. And nothing says date night more than Holy Molly, Holy Moully.

Fun House.

Yes, that is a very good date night spot.

Open on a little back street, Sir, Charlie Mully fun House for more info, we'll check your children and fifty all about your mate.

Take it easy, good luck with the relationship. Just remember we've been here since the beginning.

Guys, is it really Singles Day?

It is International Singles Day, Clint, I'm going to have to google that. You should really be the spokes But we get a cake. You can't be lonely and we must get a cake. Coming up next, we're catching up with Well. They'll call him mister Lambo Man, don't.

They, Lambo guy, not mister Lambo Man.

I understand you have some news for us, Yes, we are.

We've got the royal flush. Mate, we bought the whole lot three point three.

Adrian Portelli brought all five homes on the block. A huge night last night on the Telly with the Block.

Who would have thought one buyer for the whole shebang? Adrian Fortelly in his last appearance on the Block, with all of our teams taking home huge profits to their families. Today we gave away five point four three million.

Dollars and now we could possibly own all five homes. Adrian Portelli joined us on the year Morning.

Good morning guys.

Hey Adrian Portelli, do you know you go to those auctions and you're a bigger celebrity than anyone else on the show?

Sometimes mate, well done, well played stuff.

No worries there was.

It was good fun and it worked. Pulling to plan. We had to dig a bit deeper than we wanted to, but we got there.

And now I predicted it because I heard a whisper and I said it on the show that on Tuesday after the Melbourne Cup you took all the contestants out for dinner. Is it true that our very own clip Stunaway was invited and he was a no.

Show Clint area and Clin had a few to drink.

That's not right.

He knows that a party.

Are you officially retired from the block? Is that right?

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's talk away. You don't want to be that, you know, they guess that overstays is welcome.

So we milked it mate, You know is you've worked hard for your money, You've got it and you're having fun with it as well. When you say it went to plan, so you wanted to use some buyers advocates and stuff.

Was that more for the surprise or just to make sure the prices didn't get ridiculous?

Yeah? No, we because I wanted to buy all the houses. If people caught on to me wanting to walk, it catched up really quickly if it was me buying them all, so I'd be in a very vulnerable position coming into the auctions if the other bidders, and a lot of them wanted to make a name for themselves. Yeah, I knew that. I had my you know, I had no choice.

But your own agenda. When did you cook up the plan to buy them all?

That was the buyers the main When I first went down there and I saw the actual compound, itself with all the amenities, and you know, I spoke to the producer and you know, essentially if you bought all the houses, the amenities come for free. That was a big goal. And then then we just you know, hand selected the auction order make sure the girls went last.

Well you did do that.

I thought that was your idea, because why did you want them to win? You because you paid the most money for theirs that set.

The girls, they came in late. They were the underdogs.

You thought.

Of course they were there. And my partner loved the show and they were a favorite as well.

So I had the happy life, happy life.

So just to clarify, we're all the block contestants in on the plant.

No, no, we're the girls. The girls.

Hey listens that How good is that? The girls that are the most sweetest and innocent. We're playing the game the best.

And you didn't like that they got picked on?

No, nobody likes anyone getting picked on.

Good, you have won the game.

I also love that even in your house, the missus where's the pants? She would have leaned over and gone, I like these girls, you pay more for their house.

Yes, that's pretty much granted him for three point three, I'm like ship, So I'm like, oh, now I've got to actually message the girls before the auction. I said, sorry, girls, I wasn't expecting House one to go for so much, so I might have to have bail on yours. And those still repla with a happy message.

That's okay, So great man. What's the plan for for the precinct?

Now?

The poor Telly Port Philip sorry, the por por Telly Phillip Island Precinct.

Would its going to give one lucky the chance to win it?

So on Instagram, you're giving the whole resort away.

Yeah, just I found it all up and here you go. You can take the whole lot of five houses, the amenities, everything.

How do people win?

You just got to buy a ticket.

You just got to buy a package into our platform, into our database, into the software, and you instantly going to the giver. It's just a trade promotion that was set up and.

It is bigger than Powerable.

I think it's cool. You know, I'll slipped the bill and just give the chance, you know, for every day of strands to win a life changing prize like that.

The amount of money I dropped on those packages to win last year's block.

I could have bordered out, but it's good to know that one of my customers would essentially become the real winner.

Of the block.

Anyone listening to this right now can go and do this.

You don't have to be in existing Yep, Hey Adrian, Yeah, what do you want for Christmas? What does a bloke who has everything want for Christmas?

Oh? It's my first Christmas being a dad maiden. That's enough for me. It's going to be the best one ever.

Hey. I saw Adrian Portelli in Greece over so much right. I sent Clinton text tassle Adrian port He's on the ferry with the It was one of those fairies. It was so hectic, was an Adrian. I went and said hello, and I was like, dude, it's fifty degrees in here. You are a billionaire. What are you doing on this fairy? And are you catching it back to the island later? And he said, nah, I'm off to pick up my Lamborghini boat.

That boat.

I got back on the fairry going home. It would have been nice to get a ride on the Lamborghini boat.

Where's the Lambo boat now?

It's on a big ship on a twee to the Gold Coat.

Can you take me for a spin on the Gold Coast when it gets et?

Definitely more than welcome.

Can we hang a biscuit off the back of that thing? Clinton, I will be on the biscuits.

We'll do a show that pretty quick.

But you can give it a shot.

He make congratulations last night. Absolutely killed it.

And you know you've contributed to the success of the block, so they'll be bloody wrapped with you.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

Yeah, I love that.

It's a great story. He's a made man who's doing all these wacky, amazing things.

He's a lot of funny, so down to worth bloke like you see online.

He goes to local shopping centers just turns out vouches and stuff for people.

Made me feel really good seeing him on the on the ferry with the thousands of other people, sweating it out until he got to the other end and picked up his Lambeau boat.

He wasn't on the ferry heading home with you.

He was not on the faery the way.

Morning.

Everyone right on eight point thirty, this is number one hundred. You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well good looking day head twenty four is the top fourteen at.

The Shout out to all those in Geelong who are very excited about it. The blooming of the corpse plant. If you haven't heard about it, there's a bit of The corks plant is a plant that only blooms once every ten to fifteen years. There is one currently the greenhouse in Geelong. Shout out to my friends in Geelong. Hopefully it's going to bloom today.

Tomorrow Geelong And we love the corpse plant.

And when it blooms it apparently smells like a dead body.

Just clarify it. I've never smelled one once every ten to fifteen.

Is once every ten to fifteen, thank god.

And is this native to Gelong.

No, it's native to some other part of the world Clint.

But there is growing beautifully.

There's one in maybe South Australia or West in the greenhouse. We are currently watching the life stream.

It's like the people really really protectively.

Kids will love it. People and when it blooms apparently the Botanic gardens in Geelong apparently are going to be open twenty four to seven for people to go and get a whistle for the worst smelling plant in the Thank God, are you going to come down to Geelong and smell it with me?

We should do a day trip. We show life from there, maybe from the smelling stay the night.

The biggest thing to happen it's Gary Ablet kicked one hundred goals in a season and since Tom Hawkins retired.

We'll dive into it god forbid again in the next ten.

Yes, okay, do you promise we should do the whole show on it. The most exciting thing to happen to Joel in fact Melbourne.

Ever, I hate the plant question.

Do you hate anything that brings people joy? Rotten fish? It smells like?

Okay, just yet, so we've got time for your story.

I have a question question. We've just moved in recently to New Area Bentley.

You've got a botanic gardens there.

No, you got to go nicely in your front garden.

A lot of nurseries.

Actually there's a shop that screams stand away really yeah, baths and stuff like that.

He's on a weekend.

Every time I drive past it, I go Clint there today.

Now that your neighborhood, I feel would be a box hedge type neighborhood.

You know the.

You got to get along maintaining hands on.

Now it's slowly getting to know the neighbors. We're getting there.

Didn't you invite them over? And they said no thanks?

Yeah swingers, no, no, not swingers like the old place. In hindsight, I like it was a Sunday afternoon. I'd had a few beers. The vibe was up, and I ran into him out the front. He wasn't gonna come over now and then, and.

She just sort of took thanks.

She gave you the Rebecca Judd to Tony Jones.

Since then. The boy's got a basketball ring in the front yard.

And that's a good suburban house. If you've got a basketball.

Loving it anyway, the ball goes up every now and then.

Ricochet over the fence, you're gonna have to put up a net.

I thought about that.

So he's jump over and get it.

Or high fence front yard, backyard, front yard. I think the big boy get back over. You'd find me dead in their front law.

You kids jump the fence, don't they.

In me garden?

Someone ever want to watch you attempt to climb the fan.

I reckon I'd get over, but I ain't.

And it's only got the steps on one side. It's when you get over the other side and you go, oh, I've made a horrible mistake, and then you put something to stand on.

Anyway, they seem semi happy to return the first few.

But if it's in the front yard, you can just let yourself in the game.

No, they've got like a security game. So the first first few times I was buzzing they'd let me in. That stopped because in the last week they've sent back three basketballs.

Deflated, flashed, but they slashed them. I don't know if their car is backing over them or if they're sending a message.

They're sending a message. They can't a basketball roll away from a car.

No, no, no, easy to bust it basketball. Surely have we got on the plan today broadcasting? I can't do this. I can't.

The bandwagon.

You know what if we should plant one in your front yard, imagine the neighbors there, you.

Know what, they'd all be in your front yard. Click.

Very special day today, if you could make your way to the studio, we all have to sing something to it.

We've just been informed recently that today is International Singles Day.

Happy Single Day, Happy Singles Day.

Singles Day to me, Happy the single day, Single Day to all the singles out there. And I've just found out the reason Singles Day is eleventh of the eleventh is because the number one it represents someone who is alone. It's a lonely number one, lone one one for all the lonely singles out there. Like you, We're playing a love song or should we? Would you like to celebrate?

I'm going to go to dinner by myself tonight.

Nothing screams single, lonely Clint more than untouched.

Oh I like it.

Happy Singles Day, all the singles, my lonely friend sounds pretty good to me, to be honest.

Happy International singles to everyone that is untouched. You guys will be playing that at the gathering tonight, I imagine.

Yeah we will. Yeah, it's going to be a lovely night.

Oh my gosh, Clint, what are you going to do for We just one hand tables for one. People love being single, though there's many benefits of being single. You get that whole bed to yourself most of the time. Oh, you get the bed to yourself most at that time. Have we a sleep recently?

You can pick and choose who sleeps in the bed.

You absolutely can. Good on your clint.

Costs more of face.

Hey guys, there's some excitement in the studio. Oh Jesus, I know I've been banging on about it all morning. Can we talk about the corpse plant?

Talk about the plant that's the current temperature, because it's got a heat map on it with a with a live reading of the temp.

So if you haven't heard about it. In Geelong, in the Botanic gardens, there is a plant called the corpse plant that only blooms it wants every ten to fifteen years.

We must go.

And when it blooms for twenty four hours, it is apparently the worst smell on planet. Dead fish.

We must go.

Fish.

Do we know when it's getting No, So they don't exactly know. They thought it was going to be on the weekend. Obviously, in a greenhouse it gets hotter if it's a sunnier day and if the temperature is higher. I think, even though I said obviously, I think this is how it works. Apparently, and when the core temperature of this plant gets too close to forty apparently, that is when it will.

Bloom and questionmell.

So it's sitting on twenty four degrees. It went down overnight. It got to like thirty one degrees yesterday.

How long does it bloom for and how long does the smell stain?

Only twenty four to forty eight hours and an apparently apparently when it blooms, the botatic gun's going to be open twenty four to seven so everyone can get through and get along.

All the smell. Stay there with the smell, stay there.

When it blooms it stainks does it let out like a yeah, I don't know, I don't know, hasn't bloomed.

For fifteen years? Do you reckon? We'll be on the air when it blooms again, I hope say there is.

Also there is a live stream of it if you are as excited as Clinton I, and you can check it's temporary sponsored.

By the City of Greater Geelong.

I bet the city, I bet City Hall Gelong. Right now, We've never had this many people on our website.

There were people lined up on the weekend to collect their badges, saying I've seen the corpse plant.

You get badge.

It's like stamping your passport. The Geelong version. People and Geelong are going mad for it. I'll be driving down the highway to smell it.

Last question, smell the plant, the plant, the plant.

Could this go on for another month?

We could be talking about every morning for a month, wouldn't.

You be Jesus Christ?

Well, the press release, the last press release I saw went out on Friday, and I thought it was going to happen on the weekend. They've pushed it back slightly. Let me see if I can get an update from the greenhouse. Imagine me gagging. The smells worse than I imagine. It says, we anticipate imagine flower. The corpse flower will bloom sometime between Saturday November nine. We can rule that out, and the temp until Tuesday the twelfth. They think it'll happen.

I'm pict you need to be live from there tomorrow. If it doesn't bloom today, you need to be there tomorrow.

Yeah, you need to.

You need to get go for the powerful smell it releases when it blooms. The scent liken too rotting flesh, hence the nickname corpse plant.

Can we can you get into the city of Geelong? Word like Lauren, Their life in the greenhouse tomorrow please.

Know what, Well, it'll be open for twenty four hours. So I'm like someone in a really high powered job that has to have their phone on twenty four hours a day. When it blooms, I'm hot footing it down the highway.

You're like an obstetrician on call.

Totally.

You are.

You're ready to when that thing opens, You're there.

The stink is stinking.

Well, that's that's that's the rule day games.

Similar it is anyway, it is growing rapidly when it is ready to bloom. Apparently we were talking.

About bad smells earlier with the plant and we found out one of our producers JITs.

Not something disgusting.

When I was like sixteen, I did work experience in a vet from one day a vet and gloomer is and they brought me in and like taught me how to groom the dogs properly, and they're like, okay, next, we're going to show you how to squeeze the nal glands. And I squeeze them and they go as squirting.

Oh that is repulsive. It is actually gross. If you've ever had a pet, you.

Know when it's time to but have you been present when they've done it. No, I've been present because I had to hold Pep down while the vet went to work on his and squeeze the squeeze the gland and it smells horrent.

What every dog has to have down?

Well, I think set breeds get a build up in this.

No, but sometimes when you take them just to get washed or green, they do it there so you don't even know about it.

Just get up there.

Yeah, you don't know about it.

But Peb didn't like it, that's.

No.

I can't imagine you, daddy, this isn't what you was going.

To my poor pet coming for a teeth cleaning.

We've that is a horrible thing to have to do on work experience. Shocking with you're doing that for work experience. I mean, can you imagine they'd be like, get the work experience kid.

To do it?

At school, we got taken to a morgue on work experience.

Yeah, it was like a work experience week experience and white lady and they took us to a university like a medical mark.

It really messed me up. I was like year nine and we're sitting there.

Watching Why would they do that? It's not going to make you want a job.

In a more.

They walked us through the freezer.

I don't think that was work experience.

I think it was science.

Yeah, they tied into science, but it wasn't working.

It's definitely science. It's such a small market. Okay, kids, this year, there are plenty of jobs going in the Morgue. We're going to take the whole class down there. That's not work experience. That science Like I to dissect a rash and a sheep's brain.

Well they why to watch them do Debbie? Yeah, like dissector.

Yeah, it was that's not work experience. I shouldn't be although it's science.

Yeah, it's forensics, isn't it.

Yeah.

They weren't like dummies teaching.

They were.

Where do you do work experience?

At Channel nine?

Yeah?

At Channel nine?

Are you still want to work experience?

I've never been paid. I've worked there for seventeen years. I've never been paid. I did it in the Channel nine news room. And the week I did it was the week that Michael Jackson hung blanket over the balcony, the blanket on his face. I remember sitting in the news booth with one of the editors and they're slowing it down so much because remember there was some controversy that they didn't think it was him. It was like a look alike. And so I sat there watching over

I did get over the balcony, remember that, and they put a blanket over his Hey thirteen twenty four ten.

Fun way to wrap up this morning. What'd you do in work experience?

It was something horrific or whether you got to do something really cool?

We just had a work experience hidden here.

Do you think you have the time?

Jack shout out? Do you think Jackie's telling people it was horrific?

I reckon, He's going to ring with a horrific story.

I'll tell you taking a lot of notes. Yeah yeah, Jack could get us canceled. Jack could ring in us some money at any point and we would have to part.

Yeah, all the money, lovely Jack. Thirday twenty I had to let everyone into the office on Friday morning because everyone rolled in late from Oakstane. No one had to pass. Thank god for Jack. The work experience kid.

Thirday twenty four ten is our number to give us a ring. What did you do on work experience?

Melbourne?

Where'd you do work experience Melbourne thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Let's go to Sally in Essendon, cod.

They say, morning Sally, morning were doing? We're good? What'd you do experience?

So I also worked in the clinic?

Oh god?

Yeah? So I had to clean out a kennel where a dog's tumor had exploded and the dog had died.

Oh so made you clean it out?

Oh?

Yes, it was brutal. And then I had to clean out the bio hazard freezer where they put all the dead.

Animals or the.

What they put them in a freezer?

Yep, they put them in a freezer?

Are you working in the the industry?

Now?

No?

Oh my gosh, no, you can't be making the work experience kids. No, that's horrendal traumatic.

God now, come to think, but we could have got Jack, our guy last week, to.

Do much wise what he did he had to listen to our show every morning.

That's bad enough.

We are talking work experience. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Where did you do work experience? Melbourne? What did they make you do it?

Was it good?

Bad?

Or ugly? Tracy from Wit'll say, good morning.

Good morning guys, how are you a good trace.

What do you have to do?

Okay, Well I wanted to be a copper, yep, copper, a policeman, and I got to do work experiencing the Victorian police records.

Okay, the way you make it sound is the police record.

So each file was each file was on each copper in Victoria.

Oh, you had all the police personal files and.

I had to file them but got so boring that I sit there and ship through them.

Yeah.

Interesting, I don't know.

Well I'm like, now, why didn't you let us sixteen year old do that?

Though, well, you're not going to the gun range.

No, it's all about the crims, not the police. You do want to keep that in ouse.

We're a fair day on the weekend.

There were so many local fairs on the weekend, mate.

Were it one in Chadstone and it was heaving and the cops had like the highway patrol cars there and they're just letting the kids crawl from which was but the kids could just blust the son.

That's annoying, old say it Sunday morning, yep.

Sunday morning. I thought the neighbors are going to love this good, like let them shoot the blocks in the air. Or something.

You prefer that, let's go to treasure. You were also of it, Yeah, I did.

I did work experience at a ven in year ten.

Yeah.

What happened?

So they had just put down a dog and it was in like one of those black bags.

All right, this is graphic.

Yeah, and it was I had to eat my lunch next to it in the.

Lunch hang on, sorry, okay Australia, and what are you doing to these pools?

So you're in the tea rooms. You're in the tea room meeting your lunch next to the black bag.

Fantastic neighbors.

Someone's pets in there on the way to the big dog park in the sky.

Are you Are you in the vetinary industry now?

No, I'm working customer care now.

I'm detecting us.

What's wrong with these vets? Any vets out there? Want to stick up for your profession?

Look a little cooked to me.

I love vets. That's are amazing. I've got an amazing vet who's been looking after my dog down a care in Collingwood. Shout out, Linda.

Ruby. Manipulate I squeeze it. Yeah, they give it a bit.

That's a horrible job to give it working.

Give it a bit of a squeezing.

Good morning, good morning, you're goings in your team.

As part of our we had horse studies at our school and a couple of my girlfriends from pony club at the horse studies and as part as that, they took us to the avatars and they had to watch a horse before.

Oh, cut it down.

What's wrong with this?

No, no, no, no, that's not happening.

For work experience the worst bit you've normally got to write a paper on.

Oh you do, Yeah, you need to fill out a thing.

After doing the week?

How did you enjoy your experience at work experience? Zero stars?

Is this an industry you would be inclined to go into?

I think we should go back to the corpse plant in Geelong.

Thank you for being.

Just a little bit check in on the corpse plant if anyone is interested. It is in the botanic gardens in Geelong. This is not spon con. We're just excited. There is a plant that only blooms once every five to ten years, and when it blooms it smells like rotten fish, the worst smell in the world. You can live stream it like Clinton.

It is due to bloom Okay, here's an.

It's due to bloom soon and wait to smell it.

Live brainstorm Tomorrow's going on you tomorrow, Lauren live from the Greenhouse in Geelong.

But what if nothing happens, That's all right, we'll fill it because he comes.

The next idea, let's try and get as many of the big names in Geelong down to the plant tomorrow morning.

That's pretty funny.

Well, let's just wait and so I don't want to be down there and then miss it. If it's today later.

You'll still be there.

Can we get an expert on to tell us when this thing's gonna bloom? Tom Morgan's wood. Rebecca Madden doesn't live there, but she goes down there regularly.

Who else is.

ChIL? Would you said that.

Three times from roadhouse?

Yes?

People of Geelong? Are you going mad for this corpse plant? It's been a while.

I'm not sure.

I could ask a friend of a friend and find out.

You don't text direct number who it is?

He strikes me a bit as being a big corpse plant fan.

All the Geelong people are going to go mad and Melbourne people get on. Don't get there now. It's not blooming yet, But sometimes in the next forty eight hours. All right, the stinky plant will bloom.

Meltrosena is in next tomorrow Lauren live for the Greenhouse, and along will see that in Melbourne.

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