Hello, welcome to the podcast. No I do, Larry, You've got to go and records, Mads. But hey, you look lovely yesterday at the races.
Thanks so did you?
That felt forced?
But I'll take I can't even remember what you were. I can't remember what anyone wore. It's been a lot of suits and a lot of dresses this week, hasn't it?
A lot of dresses? It looked nice yesterday.
Everyone lady's day. It's always a bit fam isn't it.
I thought you stayed a cool vibe to it. Yes, Darby was just a little bit Darby's nice.
It's just moren elite, fined, isn't it? It is refined? The days are very different. I've got our photos from the Channel nine. How they look about that? A look?
A squeeze on an email or a text? Can you just forward them to me?
Terry thought to your sister, was my wife? No, you've got no he came up?
How long has Terry nine? Case? He's done?
That's what I said for fifteen years. So Terry came up almost twenty Clinton, would you like to photo.
With your wife? And I said, my wife's not here. Who'd you think was my wife, and he said, oh my god, I don't.
Want to say no.
He wouldn't tell us no.
But then later in the day he came up to me, He'll kill me for saying.
This, and he goes, it was Casey clint sister, And I said the Lawrence said it would have been Casey because you know it, and he said, yes, but I didn't recognize it today, Clint.
Are you buying it?
I'm not buying it.
We've both worked at I've worked channeling for eighteen years. I know the channel line stuff better than you know the channel line stuff. Leave Terry alone?
What took me?
On the Today Shows a lot of Jane's birthday Today, they're on the bubbles fucking selfie?
Is there?
Yeah? She flew home last night. We're doing a podcast, but Jase is also watching Today Extra.
She's lovely, lovely?
Did you for me the photos? So everyone is going home today to fix their relationships? That there, My Paul's happy.
Jack, we're experienced boy. Jack leaves today.
Jack's last day.
Jack come in and say goodbye, Jack?
Could you get.
Jack houses to get me? You know Jack used to work at the other station.
Did you work experienced?
Jack's last day, Jack, having you around the building, I want to know what's in your notebook?
No, no, we're burning the notebook. Jason said, too many things off air that can't be in the notebook. Is that true? Joke?
There is some choicy notes in here.
Yeah, a lot of it. I said, don't put that down, A lot of I said, don't.
No, No, that's okay. I didn't write that stuff down.
We write the other stuff. Jack.
He's going to get himself canceled one day, Jase, isn't he?
Jack?
Is it true that you were to let our staff into the building today?
Yes, so you were the first one here. I was the first one here and none of them had their keys to get in.
What's sind of operation? Do you think we're running here?
How do you rate it when you compare it to other radio? A good one, A good one most of the time, one that knows how to have a good time.
Today it was a bit, that's all right?
Which part was? It was when I was lying on the floor singing the flintstone over and over the the day.
When I was waving two zuper doopers around trying to panel.
Yeah, that that was interesting, true.
Jack's going to give us an air check for the week.
Okay, Jack, all right, the strongest moment, moment.
Highlight and low light.
I loved the interview with Jamie Oliver. That that was good.
It's a nice photo.
We're talking about something else getting an air check.
Yeah, I like Jamie Oliver. Bit that was good.
Yep, that's what's an area we can work on?
Jack? Where do I begin?
No?
No, your a professional show. Honestly, because I'm a listener, I'm a fan of the show first and foremost fan of the show.
Feels forced, doesn't.
Honestly, did you choose to be here?
Someone forced you to be here? Apparently he chose for you. Just we've loved having.
The most people here, all the producing team so lovely.
And now produces awesome team. They're a hot mess today, Perry, what was that? Have you got any feedback for Jack?
Jack?
He's been on mute his microphone must have been daydreaming.
Sorry, I was thinking about moving the cameras around in the studio. I have no feedback for Jack. He's been very lovely and very contribution. The way he's been great. He wanted to look at every area. I mean he didn't, he didn't look at digital content all that much. He wasn't all that interested.
But it makes two of us. I don't know how to do that either.
Like films, he did very well.
It's very steady footage, which is Jack. Yeah, some other members of the team.
Would you like us to keep your mind if a spot came up on the team?
Oh?
Really? So you'd like to be a producer with more civilized hours though? Do you would you like to drive?
Or like? This is perfect? You don't mind them all crazy?
Reported?
Yeah, you were actually answering the phones before, and I was like, not one of our production teams sitting out on that desk and work experienced.
Jack is on the phone.
To be seen.
There's nowhere to be seen. It was just the work experienced get out there. Oh wow, you're a morning person.
What are you doing up at four thirty in the morning.
You don't know what? Actually, other job? That's my other job?
What's your other job?
Okay, it sounds really weird. I make calls for deaf people. Oh what do you mean? I work for a place called the National Relay Service. What do you that's the government? I work for the government.
Oh my god, it they're tapping out phones that's an amazing job. What happens? Do you go to people who are hearing impaired's homes and no?
No, no, So they like come to they like type through what they want to say when you read, and then I read it out. So I like I call banks everywhere across the country.
And there is that's amazing voice. Why do you do it at four o'clock in the morning.
Wow, that's what time. I'm not because he wants to be up at that time.
Transferred to.
Work together. I work with my mother. No wonder you want to get out Jack, there's a position going.
Is there anything you wouldn't do? Because I'll just put my eyes on his his out for jobs around you.
How do you think you'd go with a team raced?
I think you'd be a hoop.
Yeah, I think so too.
Everyone will be like, oh my god, that's Jack, the work experience kid. Let him go. You know, if you ever got a job here, we would call you work experience Jack for I know, yeah.
You know how it works.
Hey, that's an amazing thing you do as another job?
Question are you I'm not if you're allowed to talk about it, but have you got any memorable calls?
Oh, like if you talk very broadly. I've made calls to brothels. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the quite interesting calls.
What talk dirty talk a little bit.
You have to say, we'll ask about who's on and stuff like that, and you have.
To get the dates.
Have tut that through people sorry.
Hearing impaired, and ask questions on you can on Oh they asked for specifically, and then they make a reservation.
Brothel walking, I don't know if it's walking.
I think you need a book a bit.
Oh, you need a reservation like a hairdresser.
Sometimes there are a capacity to twelve.
Yeah, I thought you just walked in.
How do your book a seating for? You know, like at a restaurant when they're like we need to.
The amount of time, I imagine the menu or is it remember the one across the road from us at the fifteen minutes.
It's like it's like urban spoon, open table, opened the table, that's spoon.
The question when you were a long time ago urban soon when you read candy and you're like, hey, how much for I know a service? The service?
What was that one across that was the fifteen minute blowing?
So it's like how much of the blow and go. Do they think it's you asking or do you say Hi, I'm ringing?
Yeah? Does that I introduced myself?
Can you do your intro? Are you allowed to do this?
Okay, don't say anyone else's names. He's doing a fake intro.
I'm not Maybe just make up the name of the service.
Welcome to the I haven't done it in so many datesh mate.
I haven't done in so many days. Ship I forgot Hello.
This is really officer Jack from the service. I have someone on the line for you who is deaf, harder fearing, has a speech communication difficulty. Maybe recorded for quality purposes, Please advise if you don't want to have your core recorded.
Or some calls they wouldn't want to record.
Candy would say, that's a no from me.
Well that's an amazing thing you do, Jack es.
People think you're selling something when you start.
Do you know how many times I get half yeah, you think you're a scam, and it's like, yeah.
We're well done.
What a great service.
That's really interesting and no one knows about it?
And do you have regular people?
Well, I guess it's one of those things you probably don't need to know about. Unless you need it.
But it's right.
Yeah, if you know, you know, and you work with your mum.
I do literally right next to her.
Every single You don't seem thrilled about that?
Where it has it stays a cracker?
When did you meet his mom about her?
Is it awkward to hear him? I'm on the phone to the brothels D.
D Yeah, yeah, actually, or there's one funny story because we've got to read a lot. You know, there's words and all that week we see there was the word chow, but mom didn't know how to pronounce chow. She said. Your caller said, thanks, have a great day. See ol not chow. See see, I love your mom. Sorry, she's going.
To hit me for that. I think you can go through no reckon, that's fine. It's see how.
How And she sounds so confidently Italian swep on your mom.
That's funny. Mm hmm. Yeah. We've got a brainstorm, meaning we've got to get to hold before you go little.
Thing, Oh no, we should be buying you in an apology.
Oh my god, and another little red box?
Oh my god, who gets a red box?
What's in the red box? What's in the box? I like his humor. He's a big cooked what's in the red box speaking?
What you need to?
What are these? No? No, no, what are these? These are the buzzes? They're not alight.
I love raspberry drops.
That's what I want to play right now.
Oh my god, that's one of the.
You brought us all in Ballarat.
I'm from Ballarat, so I brought you some about world famous Raspberry drops from Ballarat.
Are raspberry drops.
I've never had chaser.
World famous.
Well the world to go to when you're in primary school, you go to soveregn Hill.
They're wonderful. I suck there. You can't punch.
What's on the Okay, there's four, there's four of them. One I've got plans so you guys can record whatever you want. I definitely don't work for the that's one you can Jack, Ye get it? Daddy said that one to.
That one that buzz if you hear it, it says, get ready.
Get it, daddy, get it? Daddy.
I want that one. That one on what else? Jack?
And one more?
Do you respect Jess?
Just say.
Do you respect Jos?
You respect.
You?
Get it? Daddy? That one it says.
Can I get one? It says I want some treats.
All right, we'll record it.
Needs to say. Here we go, he needs to say.
It needs, he needs wants. Okay, Okay, here we go.
We're recording again. I fucking t let's say the resp I need some fucking tree.
Jack.
Well done, Jack, Jack Jackie, Wow done, Jack Jack Jackie, well done, buy some Jack the Janet Jackson, Jack Jack Jackie or.
Jack Johnson, Jack Johnson. This is song Jack Jackie Jackie.
When you touch your mask.
They're lovely. That's bye bye, oh Jackie, Joey. I woke up with your name on my lips. Jack, I woke up with your limbs. Thank you, Jackson, Lauren.
Jackey, thanks Jack Wick experience Jack Jack Jackie, Jack Jack Jackiey.
You are welcome back any time. Jack most of the time. Most of the time when Jez gets supported because he's missus.
Ladys, just a welfare check on J's playing welfare check.
Ch is out of ten.
That's not bad.
He's coming back.
Brodie, you got a home to go too.
I'm coming to your as Jason.
No, you're not. I still not number what because it ends up going We're getting too better. My