Hello, Welcome to the podcast. Hello family, Hello, Hello Rattled today. Why you said you you're feeling different different? What's different about her?
Have you noticed anything different about me today? She said? He said, I feel very pale. I heard you say that. Yeah, it's because I'm in your leisure. What is active wear Monday? Yes, I'm in my active.
It is active Monday.
It's because don't come to a spin. She's in, she's in run. She's in active way.
She's in a T shirt. She's never worn a T shirt. She's never want a T shirt.
Her arms are out, always wear long sleeves. It's been hoodie season.
You never seen the girl on a T shirt?
Do you actually genuinely look different?
She does? I don't really.
You look really cute. What is your tattoos? I don't even know if I've kept watch your tattoo. It's Roman numerals. I like it. It's a date. It is a date, private date? Arecon secret date?
Secret day? Yeah?
I feel very pale and z but I've been freezing today.
Wow, this is it? How's our fearless leader?
I'm good.
Tell us that. What was the most rock bottom moment at the Bucks Weekend?
It was watching clint on Weekend Today interview guy about pools, and we were sitting around there in the hotel room, like, yep, this is it.
So were you going back out on the Sunday or was that it?
No, that was we were just divulging plan as to how we were to get home. Yeah, right, so good night, great night, great night.
But yeah, that was Clinty on Today.
We're trying to finish up late.
There was a sporadic number of people that were coming home at different times, and we were together. We were all staying at there, so we had an entire floor pretty much at the Ridges.
Jesus, imagine fucking being on that floor if you weren't part of them. Yeah.
So there was thirty two or something of that, so we all had hotel rooms and we're pretty much every room, so you could hear people coming in at all times and go back out.
Not did you organize to our stay on the same floor. It wasn't just by chance, just.
By chance, just by chance, I reckon the hotel.
We had sixteen at the hotel in Sydney on the weekend. Sixteen girls, Oh my god.
But we hadn't actually checked in before we got there. So we only came back, so we left our bags.
No notice to check in after we.
Had to check in when you got home, very what time was that to converse with the concierge at that time and just to get things.
Check because the room wasn't ready check Let me check in and leave my bags here and take them up to the room whenever it's ready.
I wouldn't thought about that.
Now, we didn't think about that, So it was checking when you got back from the ninety.
No, that's silly. You check in, You say, no worries. Can you put the bags in my room and I'll grab a key when I come back.
That's not what any of us did. Got a bit too excited.
So what time did you get home? Don't answer that.
I'll be your lawyer.
You plead to the fifth, Well, I had a girl's weekend, which I thought was a wild I'm a day drinker these days and late nights by midnight both nights.
Will you be able to weigh in on this?
You're probably the most responsible person. Then there has been quite nandus has got quite a lot of anxiety about it. Starting time for Friday, for hour, we need to book.
That Christmas but I need to book that. That to me today, what we're going to do lunch into.
Confirmed?
So working backwards six to kick off? Yeah, I think one thirty.
Yeah, thirty, because Jazz needs to get enough time in before I reckon.
That's what I thought.
What time do you want to do earlier or later? I thought later because then I can go home and go home and changed.
You already get to go home, and it changed. But I mean like two thirty three o'clock.
Though, I'm not going to force you to be there on one night. It's not like if you're not there on time, there's no entry. If you need to go.
Home, I'm sorry the session is starting.
We won't because I haven't booked it yet. That time, I've had five different ideas of where to book. I haven't booked anything. That's it today.
She started quite high. I think we need to come back to it.
No, I didn't. I started low, then I went high, and now I think I'll probably be somewhere in the middle. Just sleep with me.
I still like lunch. I think the low idea is fun.
That's that's big.
Actually Chinese is fun because we very rarely get.
You've got a few concerns.
What's concern is that it's your establishment.
No, I love that place. I've got concerns about eating are really heavy for the weather it's hot?
Is it heavy? Well?
Chinese food? I feel like like yesterday I did a big Chinese feed, but it was the day after and we did a big lunch and then we kicked on. We had some chablais with lunch and it was like.
A beautiful I think Chinese hand.
Yeah, I feel like I might feel a bit shit. I'm not going to going to want to go out.
And party is good and you don't want to stop eating, and there's so much food and they bring it around and you're spinning it around the parties like you don't want to stop eating.
It's a pig.
It's almost like you'd want to do that after Bingo loco and you're absolutely blind and like rain if we want to.
Do Friday, yes, oh my god, even evening.
We just said. Then we roll into a real reintroduction in the society for me going to be.
Clean, it's going to get ugly.
Well as long as as long as gen Z is not carrying trade drinks, we're going to be front.
Well, I you said earlier.
You are definitely doing a speech. You should start writing.
This is going to be the first time that we will have been together and not have the show the next day. Oh yeah, all the previous sessions we've had.
To give our farewell. Last year we did the Friday.
That's the races we're on the next day.
All right, are we doing it Chris Kringle, Because I'm going I'm doing it right now. I'm writing names then.
Chris Springle, what's what? What do you mean? Say that again? Sorry?
You get someone's name, and you've got to that person a present and you have a limit.
Get your shirt, Chris Kringle, Chris Kringle. Or Secret Santa?
Are we doing bad Santa?
Where you bring a gift.
You don't know what he's Everyone picks one out of the pile and then you can steal.
And one person opens.
Becomes real messy.
Though it's easier than having to be like, oh, I've good bye for this person?
Is correct?
Exactly?
You can. Some person might buy something really boogie and everyone wants it, and you can.
So, for example, we did this for my family last year. So I might buy a nice frank green water bottle.
Perfect and I might.
That's everything's all gift wrapped. You open a gift.
And you got a number out of the hat and in that order. So Brodie's number one. He puts his hand in and like chooses a gift. He opens it in front of everyone, and he.
Has the frank green water water. You're number two, number two.
I can either pick a present or I can steal from him. If I steal from him, then he goes in and picks another.
It's actually the best to be last, Joseph.
Yes, you don't want to be number one.
We should also do what you've sent in the group the other day about the phone case.
Or the phone that's laughing about that.
Let's do bad tanswer love that.
But I'm joke it. I don't think it has a but like that's the thing. It can be something like a beautiful bottle of champagne, or it can be like a fucking five dollars horrific phone cover with a fucking squalking chicken on it.
So that is part of bad sanded because there are always.
So you don't have to spend fifty dollars.
Okay, I just put it, just put it up to yeah, up to fifty up to fifty.
Is fine, Yeah, cool.
Fifty except I think Clint Chason I should have to do hours is bigger. Yeah, so three really good things and there's like five backs, like you know what I mean. Yep, we're one hundred.
I'm not really gifting already got one.
We're up to one hundred. You Clinton and I can go up to one hundred. Three more bottle at seventy bucks. We're up to one hundred. You guys are up to fifty.
Than Ali sorry, gen Z could buy a three dollars phone case, but we're definitely spending.
I'll probably want the three dollars phone case because it'll be funny. Chris was on Friday. Yes, one hundred fifty dollars sound to gift?
Is Nate coming? What are you different?
She looks like booksheet.
Here's a bit way.
I like bookshields from Blue.
Where we're doing. We're doing a secret? Bad said like you can steal, borrow That still okay, So what's the go Just buy a gift up dollars could be anything, could be funny, could be serious, could be beautiful, cold, and then it's like a mystery lucky dip that.
Love it now question how many of us?
Should we do that at work before we go out so we're not chanting present now, well.
I'm going to just leave it with Legs logistics with me. I'll have someone come pick them up. We need. Basically, what I'm about to do is go home and say to Paul we've got ten people in need a private room. We need someone to pick up a gift. Just make it check good for me. Then I'm going to call up us and say.
Pay for it.
Yeah, tell them jars, sword is shaving bingal loc Yeah good. The boss has to shade somewhere.
Beauty for lunch.
Lazy, let's go to Let's go to Shall we call him? Now? If we start with no boot and he says no, he'll meet us in the middle of.
Brendan.
I'll do it because I'm his.
Favorite, are you?
And he's gonna feel obliged, particularly if he knows that this is going out.
Okay, you do the dirty wack Chase's O. No, no, no, I'm anxious.
I think we'll end up at Nando's. Nothing wrong with nothing wrong with that. We could probably get us upstairs.
Yeah, John's today.
Do you reckon?
We just keep ringing, m we might be a meeting.
Well, this is we're in a meeting. This is more important than any of them.
Oh, this is Brendan.
Hey go again?
Absolutely, what are you going to start with? I think I think definitely roll out how Chazz has kindly said, I'm going to.
Cover the I think that's nice. Is that drinks?
Thanks Jess, it's a couple of drinks after.
I got to use the soda gum last time.
I remember that's a little hospitality writer.
He thinks it's the banks. Is that? So there's ten of us Jayslauren, Clint, Brody, Chas, Ali Perry, Moby, Macey, Nate.
Yeah, ten. What do you bring him on speaker from your phone?
He answered? If he could three times in a row. You think it's an emergency? Hang on, you're start here?
We called Sarah, Yeah, not going again?
What do you mean? If he's smart, he'd know the podcast is on.
The answer.
I think Sarah shore me this ere and get her to walk her phone.
Into him read it out. No, I'm not talk.
You got in trouble for doing that once before. Remember Is that for the bloke that used to work at Gold and Me?
Apparently?
What oh yeah, Oh forget did you?
We don't talk about that? Why not?
What's going on here?
What's going on here? What's happening?
An actual phone?
Is? We have an actual phone in it?
Hello?
Another, this is gone?
Put it back on?
Is Sarah's phone diverted to that phone?
Please?
We're doing a good job today.
What because that's how the phone works in a nut shell.
We're kicking off at one. I'm gonna have to put this in my paper.
Sorry. Seven. Yeah, that's gonna be lit, bro, No problem sounds good to me. Well, you can control your own destiny. What do you get of that you can't control yourself? Yes, well this is a test.
I get highly socially anxious and then I drink a lot, so you know what.
I appreciate honesty.
So do you want to come No, No, I'll come on.
I'll come on time. I just mind. Are you going to need a time out? No? I'll be right.
Everyone is on one for one one drink one water? Does that work?
That's what I'm working on?
Or we get drink one water, one shut or ski Now. There was a segment on the Today Show this morning. There was a behavioral expert talking about how to behave at work Christmas party. Should we get that person? Yes, absolutely, Jazz, we are very responsible. This is a workplace, is part of the team. This is a workplace, not a social setting.
Just remember that bing is the workplace.
Oh no, once we're a Bingo loco, that's your works problem. But when we were at the work.
Lunch, I cannot wait to see lozz to someone at Bingo Loko like it is the event that was made for you. You're going to be up singing to those absolute bangers.
Okay, what else must what? My headphones are rather going funny or it feels like we're talking to someone on speakerphone. It's that handset, is it.
No, we do know for a fact that your headphones are that.
We need to get.
We must go fancy be quiet for a minute.
Breathing.
No one's got headphones on that someone's breathing heavily. Listen, it's not me. No, something's going on.
Remember I could hear.
We're not going to air are we we're not.
Parties off fancy dress?
Yes?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We're going out after we could he could have gone.
He could have been to arrive as to wear fancy dress.
You have to stay in it.
No, No, he's got an exemption. He's got an exemption because he's flagged it early. It's not a medical condition in my p hang on, do I need a sort of booth out at electric.
No?
No, actually you should not do that, or do you.
Want to do well, we'll go to one six months once I've.
Done a bingo loco.
I don't see any We're going to circus outside the booth.
How long does my loco.
Go for circus?
I love the room?
Look, can we get the room, the spooky room, the spooky room.
That things happening, the circus, spooky room, degenerate room. Circus is one of the ground.
I'd like to keep all our Christmas party plans. So that is what I'm not telling anyone where we're going for lunch or what we plan to do after.
I just want to end up in some spooky room.
Leave the spooky room to macee dog.
All right, good work, We must go.
Someone's heavy breathing into the.
Steer.
My fucking head in, is that you, Moby? No, he's not even listening. There's something strange going on. So if anyone is listening to this, they feel like they can hear the heavy breather. Also, when you listen to this podcast, can you please let us know.
What's that change things happening?
You're going around.
Fifty old Da Santa.
Actually, let's tell mate, it's fancy dress.
Yeah, I'm dressed as a.
Chicken cartoon characters. See what he comes.
Dressed painted yellow?
Get to speaking yellow?
Okay, okay? Where is the bingo loco one billboard board? Are you kidding?
It's it's so weird because they've got like trestle tables out on the dance floor.
Been there when I was under eight, I never win as an adult.
Perfect it's the perfect setup for bingo.
And then it's funny when the show finishes, maybe we should we can go back to the nice green room. But you see all the eighteen year olds fly in and the room just fills.
So can we get in and get our table?
Yes?
Can we personal request on the side side table?
So if you look at the stage.
We want to be right in the middle.
It's out.
Not up on the like, just on the the.
Very edge side at least one table.
I had you nicely in the center the last time.
And yeah, stage, you want to be on the dance floor, but on the edge of the not.
The very fun the fucking wing, but not the very front.
You don't want to be fron maybe not the very second.
Second out side table.
You want to be on the.
No, but with the in though then it goes up to a wing where there's more tables.
No, No, you're on the you a fucking Bingo Loco expert.
Yeah, D floor.
You're on the D floor, but you're not the very outside railue the second woman.
Yeah, one in. You don't want to be on the end. We'll fill out of it.
You don't want to be on the experts.
Okay, no way, it's like being front middle.
That's someone who knocked the table over there.
Did you knock a table over?
You so squishy full of drinks and he's kicked the leg of the t.
And I wouldn't worry about Lunch is not your problem? Okay, in all seriousness, If we do lunch at one and we've got Bingo Loco seven, do we need an activity somewhere in between two? You're not going to Hollymore.
With me as long as it's not one of those loss hang.
On, we need to be at at billboards at seven or prior to seven.
Seven thirty, it's like the Tyler Swift concert.
Okay, that's only five hours, so that's getting strong. I was put on that list to check out karaoke room in between.
I reckon in between. No, no, that's that's.
Karaoke after.
Going to circus.
We're also karaoke lessons speaking.
So this karaoke bingo logo. Yeah, karaoke loo right, okay, because I've never been.
You haven't been, so like a game will start, then they'll just stop and everyone gets out of their seat and you sing a lot everyone.
Can you keep tracking my numbers for me?
When you say everyone, how many people are at this thing? Three fifty, three hundred and fifty people?
Sixty?
I'm gonna hate this army.
When I was there and I'm like this, screams Laura.
The people were there? Oh my god, that you did Jeers that night. He was like, are you coming? Are you coming? You should? I was like, I'm in, but I'm away.
Answer dress Now.
What a people would have been gone? I mean, you wear dildo's on your head, drinks? What are other people donate? Clothes?
Going clothes, going.
Out a ship?
It'd be a shirt.
I don't have the like, what's the dress theme shirt?
Let's look at the weather eyes Yeah, thirty thirty two and in there.
So it's like sneak. I'm not doing heels. I mean I break my ankle and sna sneaker jo. That's sneakers.
Sneaker job.
But then I can't be going to a club in sneak.
You can. We got to the speaking What if.
You don't let me in like you didn't let gen Z when she said she like basketball. Oh yeah, when I came from the boiler room because she looked like a basket no basketball jerseys.
I send you a photo of my outfit before.
I was the boys. That was the problem. Yes, it was the boy.
It was a boy.
So I can do sneakers. Sneakers will be fine. I can't wait to go out in sneakers. You know the time I laugh, I'm out of the time I leave it. And also we're going on a circuits. You can get in with anything on it. No shoes probably, no, don't wear no shoes. You never know what's on the floor there.
I know a guy called Googs who's got into circus and he didn't want to. He's like, oh, she's not about to get in because he wored thongs. They was out for drinks or whatever, and obviously escalated, and so what Googs did.
He was wearing thongs.
He turned his thongs upside down and put so the actual clip the top of his feet and got into Circus.
Was the great Googs.
I was one of leaving love machine and I was with my friend Nick Carr, who you met, and we were walking out and this guy couldn't get in because he had thongs on, and Niko's n you can't do that to him. He's having a night out and the guy and the security I was like, he's got thongs on, he can't come in. So Nick took his shoes off and gave him this random guy and he went home with his song so he could get into the club.
Because all his mature in there could have a big foot.
Yeah, so he was guaranteed to fit. If if you had a small foot, it would be hard to be like, try and squeeze your big feet into these tiny little shoes. Okay, so he must wear shoes, and.
A bit of anxiety him after.
A while, how are you feeling clean?
I'm pretty anxious?
Can come late, pick me up.
Cin sensory room with Nando's people, you guys, yeah.
Alright, leave it with everybody.
If anyone hears the heavy breathing, please let us