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Bonus: Joel Creasey Is A Dine And Dasher

Feb 19, 20256 min
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Speaker 1

You're on the air with Jase and Lauren. We are doing a thanks to Shell Ready express.

Speaker 2

Clinton is here and here's a face you don't see around the office this time of the morning.

Speaker 3

Isn't it a beautiful face?

Speaker 2

Unless he's at a bender and locked himself out of home.

Speaker 4

Joe, good morning, So good to see you. I was so nervous about being here this early this morning. I thought about sleeping the night in the office.

Speaker 5

Is that all out?

Speaker 3

It would have been with you?

Speaker 2

I think it's frowned upon.

Speaker 3

Did you go into our office because we've got the big recliner couch.

Speaker 4

No noticed, You've got the very nice office. I'm still over in the corner. Nobody puts baby in the corner, but I quite like it.

Speaker 3

You tucked away. No one knows you're there.

Speaker 5

No one knows him there.

Speaker 3

You were in very early, and you were jumping out of your skin with excitement about an interview. Can you tell us who it is here?

Speaker 4

So you know on our show we only do really one interview a week during quick Draw, and so this interview was so.

Speaker 5

Important and particularly important.

Speaker 4

To me that I was happy to get up at whatever time to come in and do it.

Speaker 5

It is Hey, uh, I don't know how they are? So why why is it? Why was it so important? Joel? Why why is it so important to you?

Speaker 2

Subject?

Speaker 4

This person has informed a lot of my life. And John, Yeah, it was Auntie Elton from the BEFA so tellous. They're they're they're a proper, proper superstar is a big one.

Speaker 5

Is she doing interviews?

Speaker 3

That's why she is she?

Speaker 2

When will we hear who it is?

Speaker 4

That's a great question. Well that is Ricky Lee's favorite. I know Ricky Lee's absolute favorite, so it could be.

Speaker 2

Okay, so keep listening to Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel to find out who it is.

Speaker 5

Another great.

Speaker 1

Joe, I was at the Spread Eagle sit you there, yeah all the time. I was starting with the bartender and she was saying you work with Joel and I said yeah, and she goes, oh, he's had a he's had a big night.

Speaker 2

Here wants and left with an open tab. What didn't if I not?

Speaker 3

This is the second time this has happened to me. Did you just put your drinks on his dad? Then?

Speaker 5

Jas still, but you're welcome.

Speaker 2

No.

Speaker 4

I did this the other day to our producer in Sydney. I was up in Sydney seeing the guys and I said, let's go out for coffee, walked off without paying the tab.

Speaker 3

I've done it before.

Speaker 5

It's one new thing.

Speaker 2

There's a theme.

Speaker 5

I'm a done.

Speaker 1

And apparently apparently you left behind a bit of a ritzy jacket.

Speaker 5

Though I did. That's Shelley.

Speaker 1

Shelley, the manager of Shelley said, if you want the jacket paid the town.

Speaker 5

It's like a ransom.

Speaker 3

So what's worth more the jacket or the tab?

Speaker 2

The tab was worth a fair bit jacket better you.

Speaker 4

Yeah, And I'm not going to say what what brand it is because I think there's still a bit on the nose. Is you know exactly which brand I'm talking about? Of course you got of course you.

Speaker 3

Lesi your jacket at the spread Eggs. That would be a very rare sighting the Spready.

Speaker 5

Yeah and whites.

Speaker 4

That's the thing about the Spready. Everybody's welcome. And why am I here plugging this bretty?

Speaker 5

I don't know. I reckon. We now all need to go as a group.

Speaker 3

Don't think you get the.

Speaker 1

We can we can do pre drinks for your live show. You new tour, thanks for being here. Tickets through live nation dot com. Dot Au.

Speaker 2

Last time we caught up, you were shooting the poster.

Speaker 4

Yes, the poster, thank you very much. No photo shopping happening there.

Speaker 3

Very Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4

It is a bit well I got engaged last year. There's a bit of a lovey dovey storyline to it, but there's also a lot of you know, your standard Joel Creasy shtick. I I had the pleasure of hosting the Real Housewives of Sydney reunion last year.

Speaker 5

We'll be going into that.

Speaker 4

I also broke five ribs last year, and I can tell you that was less painful. No ribs, and you get no sympathy for broken ribs.

Speaker 3

You can't say them, and you can't do anything about.

Speaker 5

It, and you can't laugh.

Speaker 2

Get them reved.

Speaker 3

That's bad for a comedian.

Speaker 5

Get them removed. I haven't given it.

Speaker 3

Do you have a few drinks before the show? Do you go on?

Speaker 4

I like going on cold because I think it slows down your reaction time with the audience. If there is a heckler, I don't get a whole heap. Plus, you know, when you have your first drink, you then want another one, and the show goes for like sixty minutes I.

Speaker 2

Don't get the whole heckling thing. Someone it's not your show.

Speaker 3

There's a big comedian the other day that got some hecklers removed. I don't know if you read that's yes, I can't remember, but it was a whole thing, and he ended up saying to the audience are these people annoying you? And he got security to escort. That was Peter Ka the whole thing.

Speaker 4

I don't mind a heckle if it's if it's something, if it's something I can work with. But when they're drunk and it's just like, like I can't do anything with that.

Speaker 2

You read you read the protesters they look fun.

Speaker 1

Was out protesting.

Speaker 3

About we don't like Valencia.

Speaker 5

I remember, I remember.

Speaker 4

I mean I wouldn't mind some protesters' right.

Speaker 3

What else is happening in the world of jobs happening?

Speaker 4

No, we're thinking, well, here's the problem, right, Jack wants to do Destination and I want to do Melbourne.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, and we're in a real here's the answer. How much family do you want me?

Speaker 5

Not too many?

Speaker 1

You tour, Thanks for being here. You can get tickets through live nation dot com, dot.

Speaker 4

Are you and I'm not dying by the way I know that title sounds like a passing away for being here.

Speaker 1

I don't think it sounds like he plays on sympathy.

Speaker 5

Yeah,

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